#I can spell most of the times

[amoaxi]

Someone should make a fanfic out of this and call it Papercuts.

#who knows maybe I will #I can spell most of the times #seriously it’d be such a good fanfic #imagine. it’d be centralized around hair and drawings between MK and redson #and when mk goes through the window he’s just like woah. pretty. #but in his brain #I rest my case #redson #redson lmk #red son #lmk red son #mk lmk #mk lego monkie kid #lego monkey kid season 4 #lego monkie kid #lmk #lmk spicynoodles #spicynoodles #spicynoodleshipping #spicynoodles fanart #This is just really subtle spicynoodles #mm hmm mm hmm #okay bye

[icewindandboringhorror]

HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY!!! To this elderly bapy boye!!! he...!!!

#cats #ghhbbb this is the first time I've genuinely considered tumblr blazing a post lol but no.. i shant.. I feel too weird putting financial #information into tumblr or whatever unless I made like a seperate bank account or something not associated with anyhting else lol #but I gave it serious contemplation which is really sayng something (the evil magical spell that all cats cast over u by their perfection) #ANYWAY.................... old man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #it's technically like march 8th but I did his party a little early. I have other pictures to post later maybe too..hrmm #The '1' candle is actually a '4' candle with the side part cut off because they didn't have any 1s #I went all out (like under $15 still lol) and got new birthday decorations for him instead of using the same old #ones from the past like 5 birthdays that I've done for the cats lol.. #His theme was rainbows mostly in as light of colors as I could find #The legal age to drive a car in the US is 16 so.... honk honk beep beep.. I shall go out and buy him the most expensive car on the market #as soon as March 8th comes. then he can run little errands (probably mostly getting kibbles or chicken somewhere) #stealing the rotisserie chickens from walmart or something lol #AND they would let him have them. He would drive up and walk inside and they'd call the manager to come over #and they would be so moved by his presence and his big goofy stare that they would just be like..... okey.. have all the chicken in the #entire store. Actually. have the store. it's yours now. And This would continue all the way up the chain until he was handed #the entire walmart company. And every other company. a boy who owns everything. probably wouldnt use it for evil. he'd just abolish #everything and then focus on eating chickens.. ........ chibken son...

[musubiki]

this and also she ends every fact with the phrase “verified” or “real science fact” so everyone is like oh shes DEFINATELY full of shit and then its all true LMFAOOOO

#coco turning from the most punk ass lazy student to the only one who went to college #everyone is extremely supportive #[going on a magic adventure] (okay but we have to be back before tuesday because cocos final is due at midnight) #marshal broke her laptop once and they went OFF on him #(ALL HER ESSAYS ARE ON THERE!!!) #i think she would be a business major #lime: ofc you go to college and pick the most basic bitch major there is #coco: at least its actually gonna let me HELP mochi instead of taking up space being moody all the time (lime) #(says a random fact) and everyone: (thats not true) #coco: it is a took a class on it once. real science fact #the only side effect is that coco and mochi now occasionally fight about historical facts #because what they teach in the central kingdoms educational ciriculum is different from whats written in mochis spell history books #(who are you gonna believe--the kingdom that charges you 100000000 dollars per class or your best friend who can literally make things poof #out of thin air??) #coco: where is your source

[comixandco]

there’s an alternate universe out there where when you reach the sanctum in totk when “zelda” does her little cutscene she ends it by throwing a dagger at you and it whistles just past link’s head as he reacts in shock before readying himself for battle and then you regain control of him as a boss bar appears at the top of the screen that reads “Puppet Zelda, Twisted Memory”

and Link is forced to fight the one he swore he would protect and has been chasing after the entire game, and instead of a sage offering him warnings or encouragement the Zelda belittles him and accuses him of abandoning her and failing her and leaving her to die

and her attacks at the beginning of the fight are those bursts of bright light and the daggers but as you whittle down her health and begin stage two the facade begins to slip and the light bursts are replaced with darkness and she oozes gloom wherever she moves and her movements become more stiff and skeletal and broken

and then once you’ve defeated her she rises into the air all broken and limp but still looking at you and says that it doesn’t matter that she wasn’t zelda because zelda is still gone, trapped in the past with no way to come home she could be burried anywhere in hyrule, and she summons a dark bow of light and draws it back as a red-purple bulging mass begins to form at the arrow tip

and that’s when the sages turn up, sidon unleashing a wave that pushes the bow aside, tulin firing an arrow that riju uses to cast down lightning, and yunobo at link’s side, and they all have their own line of dialogue that boils down to ‘don’t worry link, there’s no way that’s zelda, she would never say those horrible things, and we know she’s still out there because you heard her true voice, so don’t lose hope!’

and then zelda dissolves into gloom with a fit of that uncanny laughter and that’s when that megamind-style ganondorf head appears and makes his whole speech about how they have no idea who he is or was and you get his memory and that he has waited all his imprisonment to battle against link and prove that he is the strongest in hyrule, ‘and then you will fall, link, as rauru and zelda did, knowing that hyrule falls with you. Come to the Depths beneath this wretched castle, and meet your fate, o destined hero.’

and then the zelda-gloom melts away into a heart, and the sages have that post-battle talk about re-grouping at lookout landing, and tell link not to do anything rash because they will find the real zelda together

#totk spoilers #totk #i just. we were robbed of a puppet zelda fight imo #don’t spend all that time building up a creepy ganon-controlled zelda and then get me right where she wants me then give me some phantoms #i can fight phantom ganons whenever i want they’re in set locations with gloom hands!!! Give me a unique boss battle that sets up ganon’s #final plans and properly wraps up the first arc of the game where ganon is leading you as zelda to collect the spiritual stones #so that he can take them from everybody’s corpses when he defeats you and gain even more power #at least. that’s what i want his plan to be bc it makes the most sense i haven’t exactly gone to fight him yet >-< #and like. this doesn’t solve the problem of act two being nothing if you’ve done actions out of order or that the tears spell out the entir #mystery of where zelda is which ruins the main quests of the game because everybody’s like ‘where’s zelda????’ and you’re just like 🙄👆🐉 #but you aren’t given that dialogue option ever BUT it would have been much more forgivable if the obvious not-zelda #had culminated in a super fun angsty puppet fight like in tp or st

[synth-spinner]

All the younger spideys keep finding ways to annoy superior cuz they know he isn't going to do anything except verbally react in a way that's so old man core that it is funny to them. They frequently prank that loser and he genuinely thinks hes just struggling to keep up with Kids These Days </3 but also if they request him to do something he will try even if hes suspicious of it (because he has a soft spot for kids and if he doesn't they'll go running to Peter slandering him) and everytime it ends with him being hit with a Delicious Pie to the face

#ESPECIALLY miles gwen pav and peni and margo because i know superior would support them all the way #hobie does it the best but superior still only at most yells at him to GET OUTT because again he is trying so hard #this probably makes no sense but see my beautiful mind: #superior is some old man hes trying his very best to be nicer and wants to help whoever he can to make up for his past. #plus he has a soft spot for kids especially cuz he wants to give them the support he never got #thats canon btw and also he wants people to like him (canon also) and he knows he has to work with these people #so the younger spideys can just go up to him and prank him sillystyle and he will always react so genuinely its so funny... #again view my beautiful mind: miles tells him to put his hand on the table and hes like . ok morales do u need my help or... #and then miles puts a cup full of water on his hand and hes trapped there or the water spills on all his tech #(very fixable situation but its for the gaffs the goofs.. and also stick it to the old people) #one time hobie tells him to spell icup and he goes im not falling for that. next hour hobie tells peter superior creased miles' shoes and #[the wolves get me] #superior spider man #superior spiderman #elliot tolliver #synth speaks #to be very clear superior would 100% be on miles' side he believes strongly in always trying to save people and also deciding ur own destiny

[dravidious]

Typing Tips That I Stumbled Upon Randomly:

The Ctrl key lets you jump between words really quickly. If you hold Ctrl and press the left or right arrow keys, instead of moving your cursor 1 character you'll move it a whole word; if you want to edit that word that's 3 words back, you can just hold Ctrl and left-left-left, and you're there.

Even more useful in my opinion, if you hold Ctrl and press Backspace you'll delete the entire word you're on. That's just really nifty because a lot of the time when you're deleting you want to delete the whole word, so this is much faster.

Also, idk how well-known this is but holding Shift and moving your cursor will make you highlight any characters you move over. That's useful on its own, but combining that with Ctrl lets you quickly highlight whole words or sentences, so you can easily copy+paste them. You can also hold Shift to edit any selections you made with your mouse or something.

Also it took me too long to realize that the Home and End keys are actually really nice sometimes. Home takes you to the start of the line you're on, and End takes you to the end. Hold Shift while doing that and you can highlight the whole line. Very nice for programming. Also holding Ctrl and pressing Home or End takes you to the top or bottom of the page, but I barely use that.

A similarly useful key that I also overlooked is the Delete key. It's like the Backspace key, but it deletes the character in front of your cursor instead of behind it. Just like with Backspace Ctrl+Delete lets you delete a whole word in front of your cursor.

Also Ctrl+A lets you highlight the whole page.

Also even when you're not typing and instead just browsing a web page or something, you still technically have a cursor; if you click a piece of text, then hold Shift and press the arrow keys, you'll start highlighting text.

Practice Exercise: Click on the t in this word, then hold Shift and press left and right on the arrow keys! Now try holding Ctrl+Shift while you press the arrow keys! Hold Shift and press Home or End! Hold Shift and use your mouse to left-click on different spots in the paragraph and see how your selection changes!

#original #i had to use microsoft excel for the first time today and it SUCKED i had NO IDEA how to do ANYTHING #and i though “this is probably so much easier if you know the keyboard shortcuts” #and then i realized how much Secret Knowledge i have that make typing and stuff way easier #so i figured it would be nice to make sure my followers can also make typing faster and easier #also i wrote the practice exercise before realizing that most people use tumblr mobile lol #also there's some weird details that i didn't include #ctrl+backspace only deletes the part of the word that's behind the cursor #so if you're in the middle of a word it will only delete part of it #also ctrl+arrow keys sometimes doesn't skip a whole word #like with apostrophes like in “you're” sometimes it will stop at the apostrophe #depends on the text editor you're using #like on my favorite text app Notepad ctrl+arrows will always move past the whole word without stopping #except it DOES stop at hyphens like “ha-ha” but idk whether hyphenated words are technically separate words #oh FUCK yeah i spelled separate correctly without even slowing down or thinking about it! i'm learning! #it'd be really funny if all this stuff is just common knowledge and i posted the equivalent of “dark souls tip: attacks deal damage”

[thiefbird]

Well my sleep schedule is fucked(nearly an hour past Bedtime and I'm vibrating) but don't cry. 21 pages of Stephen Maturin trying to convince himself he's not in love with his captain, alright?

#my pages are much smaller than most people's bc i handwrite everything lmao #but i broke out my 12 years of Formal Latin Classes and Osmosis Catholocism for this #taking latin from age 7 isnt the most useful skill but i can write a mean adhoc catholic prayer #especially for the POV of a man who probably hasnt gone to church in five years #look. do i think maturin considers himself catholic? yes. #do i think he does this just to annoy people? also yes. he is not particularly practising #but hes been at sea for a while and superstition is contagious so if hes scared jack's gonna die on his table(post fanciulla) #then yeah hes gonna break out the trinity and a very abbreviated litany of the saints #i have been to a catholic church all of two times in my life and sometimes *I'LL* do the trinity in latin. or a kyrie #somtimes you just gotta chant a spell in latin. the spell is “make me less scared” and the words are whatever you want them to be #stephen maturin #aubrey maturin #aubreyad #aubreyad fanfic

[coquelicoq]

today is the first time since i started playing that i think i might not be able to solve le mot wordle...i've got the first and last letter and i'm running through all the french phonotactic rules i know and i'm coming up with nothing. got two rows left but i don't even have any guesses. ô dictionnaire ne me déçois pas quand je suis dans le besoin...

#it resets at midnight france time which is like 4pm here i think. so at least i have some time #i was just thinking like two days ago 'wow i'm so good at french wordle. it's all that dictionary reading i'm doing' #you fool. you jinxed it #i do think french wordle is easier than english wordle assuming you are fluent in both. which i am not #but i DO have a really good sense of legal letter combos (because of the sheer volume of exposure i'm getting) #and so far that hasn't failed me. but today? idk guys. i guess that can only get you so far... #anyway the reason i think wordle is easier in english than french is 1) english has way more words. especially 5-letter ones #and 2) french spelling is actually incredibly consistent for the most part. whereas english...has a lot more options let's just say lol #but english wordle is easier for me personally than french wordle because english is my native language #[guy who didn't learn his lesson about not jinxing it voice] i've never lost wordle in english #french #games #to be clear i'm not looking up words in the dictionary to try to solve this wordle. i feel that would be cheating. #i'm just addressing my plea to the dictionary as i would to a god. you are supposed to always be with me you piece of shit #get back here and watch over me right now

[little-mouse-adventures]

The Artemis Fowl series isn’t actually about a boy learning how to make friends and save the world with the help of fairies, it’s actually about a boy learning to become a fully-fledged necromancer.

#Artemis fowl #Book 1 he learns fairy healings can pull someone back from the brink of death #When Holly saves Butler after the troll fight #Then book 3 tests the limits of revival using magic and even “long term” death can be fixed #As long as there is a body present #And bodies can be made easily according to book 4 #But by Book 5 Artemis learns he can steal magic and transfer it around even without a physical form #Book 6 shows more of the same as well as immortality apparently being in reach if Opal is close to achieving it #And then book 8 has Artemis learning about time spells and maintaining the spirit #So he combines all his knowledge and uses magic to suspend his own life force and use a new body to house his soul = necromancy #he probably adds like...“NEC” onto his business cards #and most people don't notice it in the deluge of other acronyms and initials and whatnot but those that DO think it's just a weird flex #to specifically point out that you have certificates and honors that are Not Elsewhere Classified #anyways vampire artemis is all well and good but let's see some absolutely unhinged grave robbing behaviour #eventually butler dies and his will and standing orders are very clear that the DNR clause stands for both #'do not resuscitate' AND 'do not resurrect - yes artemis this means you and no i don't care about your reasons'

[matrim-cauthons-hat]

imagine, for a moment, if you will, your dullahan girlfriend's head resting in ur lap as you alternate between feeding yourself, and then her, chunks of bread scooped with warm lamb stew, while her body lays sprawled over the other side of the couch

#my most degenerate dullahan gf post yet #also realised ive been spelling dullahan wrong this whole time #two Ls apparently #can anyone guess what type of meal i just ate lol #my stuff

[sizzleissues]

Constantly at war between

I am a writer. I love writing. Doesn’t matter what anyone says it’s what I am.

And

I spelt ‘lost’ as ‘lossed’ and didn’t cop it and my horrendous spelling throughout the entire essay knocked me down from A to B it was quite literally my only fault I know grammar and I just can’t spell for shit

#Like I know my poor spelling is caused by #A. I didn’t go to an english primary school and wasn’t bothered #Most of the time to do the spelling practice - I just read a lot and know more words than I can spell #B. I prioritise fast typing over correct spelling so often I get to all the letters but not in the right order #And I frequently make mistakes in my typing because people aren’t taught it anymore #Its just ugh #sizzle rambles

[age-of-moonknight]

“An Unquiet Grave,” Moon Knight: City of the Dead (Vol. 1/2023), #4.

Writer: David Pepose; Penciler: Marcelo Ferreira; Inker: Jay Leisten; Colorist: Rachelle Rosenberg; Letterer: Cory Petit

#Marvel #Marvel comics #Marvel 616 #Moon Knight: City of the Dead #Moon Knight comics #latest release #Moon Knight #Marc Spector #Lol I am choosing to believe that the spelling of ‘Mark’ is a reference to the first volume and not a mistake on Mr. Petit’s part #also….I can handwave Bushman because he was dead at one point but ayo they ain’t implying Frenchie’s dead are they #like sure more often than not recently he’s made it clear he doesn’t want much to do with Marc (except during that brief interlude #during Bemis’ run) #but that would be quite the twist (and an unwelcome one in my opinion akshskaj) #but more seriously…while this doesn’t go particularly…deep I guess #perhaps what I’m fascinated most by is Marc’s description of these as ghosts of his past present and future #they don’t each line up perfectly (as arguably all three of these individuals are from his past) #but the description for Bushman is sticking with me #that Marc fears the time he spent operating in increasing shades of black with Bushman’s crew #not only informed who he is as a person up to his time as Moon Knight but will stick with him in perpetuity #but yeah I guess that’s the defining point of Moon Knight: #no one more aware of the near sacrilegious bundle of ethnic/religious contradictions and other paradoxes he represents than he himself #and constantly feeling a tension between trying to escape the violence of his past and understanding that he can use such experiences/skill #to protect others

[noahczerxy]

i can’t stop myself from seething whenever i see someone talk about how bad shadowheart is in combat like motherfucker if you can’t make a cleric good in combat in baldur’s gate then maybe you just need to get better at the game

#personal #bg3 #I have to post this here because the only other person i know playing baldur’s gate is my boyfriend #and he’s already heard this rant every day for the past week #like???? #clerics are tanks they’re healers they can buff and debuff they have some of the most absolutely nuts combat spells #and trickery domain specifically can go off in combat with invoke duplicity and mirror image #like if she’s bad on your play through that’s on you babe #it doesn’t help that the first ‘shadowheart bad’ take I saw was from a guy #who said ‘Shadowhear doesn’t need to be good in combat because she’s my mentally ill princess’ #and I wanted to rip his skin off in one piece like the goddamn table cloth trick #anyways i’m having a great time in my playthrough

[elibeeline]

How do i go about Eating More

#its most likely the manic episode blocking out hunger. if it can do that. #bc im currently not eating until food is either placed in front of me or until i have dizzy spells and a growling stomach #and even then im either not eating all of it or im 'holding out until a more suitable time' #like right now its 10pm and someone is sleeping in every room i have to walk past to get to the kitchen #and in my room i only have babybells that are probably expired and chocolate and thats Not It #wanna know what i had today? three cups of coffee and half a bowl of chips #now im lying in bed trying to figure out why i feel sick and dizzy and my stomachs growling but i still dont Feel Hungry #i think the solution is getting actual food in my room #but i cant do that until friday and knowing my luck ill be in the swamps of depression and i wont want to leave the house

[toxooz]

maybe im projecting but i feel like Ollie would have a FUCKING HUGE monstera plant in his house thats taking over his living room

#ollie #anytime someone asks about it hes just ''good camouflage for me :]'' #in fact i feel like he would have a shit load of plants from his home continent that his mom keeps sending him #but again maybe im projecting AHA #like yeah he can forge weapons of war with his eyes closed and can maul a grown man to death but dammit that man knows his PLANTS #anyway i got a monstera over the winter bc ive wanted one for the longest time but i was sO scared of killing it #bc its higher maintenance than succulents and snake plants all that #and brother i aint got the remembrance or energy or executive function to be taknig care of high maintenance plants but luckily #my obsession has taken over and im doin pretty good keeping up with watering and i plan on getting it better soil for fertilization #it seems to be doing well and is even growing 3 new leaves AAOOOOO #one of the juvenile leaves even grew a lil hole in it and im :') #but i still gotta properly repot it and actually put poles in it to climb bc theyre kinda half ass put in there #but sPRING IS COMING i am ready #also have a monster adinsoniiiiiiihowever tf u spell it but same applies #i feel like just having 1 (or 2 kindof) that are high maintenance is goin good bc i can focus most of my energy on that like a pet PFFT #bc unfortunately i fear that if i had a shit load of high maintenance plants i would get overwhelmed and involuntarily make them all die #which SUCKS bc i want my house to be infested with so many plants sOOO BAD ugh maybe one day i wont be mentally ill lmfao 💗 #ANYWAY more pon ti comin soon