#I THINK THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS FUNNY LMAO

[royalarchivist]

Ramon: Fit.

Fit: Yes? What is it, my child? What is it, light of my life? What is it, my beautiful baby boy? My reason for my existence on this planet?

Ramon: are u going to get married here too?

Fit: WHOA whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Um... I, well– Let's take things one step at a time, Ramon! Ok? I haven't even told Pac how I feel yet. Let's take this one step at a time. Yeah, let me have a conversation with him first about –

Ramon: for u to marry on spreen's lawn

Fit: [Laughs] Oh my god. Ohh, the disrespect! Holy sht–

#FitMC #Ramon #QSMP #Hideduo #FitPac #January 3 2024 #RAMON....... LMAO #WHY IS HE SUCH A LITTLE HATER LMAO #I think it's so funny that Spreen is allergic to relationships but Fit was like ''yeah we were definitely husbands'' #Ramon heard all the cute pet names and was like ''actually I'm going to embarass this man'' #Ramon is shy just like his dad

[m0e-ru]

draw souyo. please

yeas boss 🫡

#p4 #persona 4 #souyo #souji seta #yosuke hanamura #arttag #tappous #art req tag #// SORYR LMAO I GOT THE WRONG ORANGE AND IT LOOKS LIKE THEY FUCKING ATE CHEETOS AND DIDN'T CLEAN UP imsososry #// I should also explain my relationship with syou like. I don't think it's bad I just think I got desensitized with all the oversaturation #// in the tag like yknow love who you love but it gets a bit boring unless I see a minimum 3k word essay about them with citations to #// official media HAHAHA anywuay I think soujis got more important things on his mind <- obssesed with one sided syou because it's funny

[fuedalreesespieces]

sota's brave confession of love being that episode:

[worth noting here that in the dub the way richard says "WHAT-ever..." priceless.]

[also worth noting that in the dub he says "you already said that" instead of "hah! what're you saying?!" which feels more like an inuyasha response to me. then again we'll never know since this is technically anime-only, and while i tend not to like a lot of inuyasha filler, if it's in the modern day i will eat it up. every. time.]

inuyasha being stunned by the sheer amount of goods in a grocery store...gold. earlier in this episode he also seemed enamored by baked goods, and i wonder if he's ever really had anything resembling it? bread made its way to japan mid-16th century via portuguese traders, so it's likely he's never had anything like it and the smell must've been new to him - it would've been interesting if we'd seen him trying all these new foods!

i can never decide whether or not sunrise likes inukag bc they'll cut out canon scenes of them but then insert scenes like this in their filler eps...what game are ya'll playing? but flustered inuyasha is adorable so i can't complain this time.

eavesdropping...

i'm sorry WHERE is he getting these questions from i actually burst out laughing

called out by an eight year old...

i don't care whether or not this is ooc because i laughed way too hard like he really got dragged from potential sleep to deal with this LMAO

this is the cutest thing i've ever seen and it only gets better:

shortly after: sota getting kicked out of his own house after chickening out for the tenth time this episode

smol

flustered inukag my beloved...

anyway this episode is a dumb fun and i love it to an insane degree. the only part i would say is out of character (at least, more out of character than sunrise already does inuyasha) is when he literally makes this face at the thought of confessing to kagome:

coming from the guy who was pretty open about his feelings in the manga and quite literally told kagome - thinking she was hearing him - that he likes seeing her smile and feels relieved when he's by her side, i don't see him getting this flustered - but the face he makes is priceless.

#the amount of times i've rewatched this episode can't be counted tbh #i loved seeing inukag try to help sota confess with various methods #from kagome dressing him up to inuyasha “training” him #they hyped him up soo bad this ep lmao #too bad it didn't pay off since he interrupted them like five seasons later #there's another scene where inuyasha and kagome are like “why doesn't he just get over himself and confess” which in isolation is funny #but when i think about it they weren't even that dense in the manga it's literally only anime inukag w/ this problem #which is another sunrise addition that nobody asked for #so i didn't include that here bc after reading panels of inukag being in an almost pseudo relationship it's so jarring going back to this #will they wont they thing like nooo sir #anyway enough tag rambling #inuyasha #inuyasha a feudal fairy tale #inuyasha anime #inukag #kagome higurashi #sota higurashi #kagome #inuyasha x kagome

[claratyler]

No i mean its actually so so so funny that they never tried for a second to push for or even lightly imply a merlin/morgana romance (which would be the formulaic thing to do, given that the other two leads were already paired up). They just couldnt do it. They had to be like ok we have to be real here.. not only is he gay and not only is she a lesbian, but they absolutely despise each other. Obsessed with their dynamic

#like even if theywere both in anyway shown to maybe possibly have a man/woman relationship it STILL WOULDNT WORK LMAO #merlin #morgana pendragon #bbc merlin #merlin emrys #imean yea i know theywere friends in season 1-2 dont get me wrong #BUT EVEN THEN #EVEN WHEN THEY WERE FRIENDS. they had to be like yea..thers no way this is going to work #theyre not a NOTP #theyre like the anti-otp #cause like in the first season theres some implied potential for merlin and gwen #and also morgana and arthur (before they were ahem siblings) #so its like. maybe the writers were exploring these dynamics and their potential? but never morgana and merlin #the farthest we got was when arthur thought for a second that merlin had a crush on her i think bc of something he saw taken out if context #anyway merlin is such a funny show #Magical Microagressions for Merlin #thats what its aaaalll about

[apostaterevolutionary]

Okay so. There has been a huge resurgence of House MD recently here and I find this both fascinating and a bit whiplash-y because I have a very particular relationship with that show and there’s no way to explain it without outing myself for doing a very weird thing lmao but here we go

So I watched the show when it was airing and I liked it. I was never in a fandom for it cause I was a teenager for most of it, I was still figuring out my own sexuality and had no idea why I kept being drawn to shows where there’s really messy homoerotic relationship bait, and I just liked the show (and was extremely attached to Thirteen lmao). I knew some people who liked it too but in a more typical ‘this is a show I like’ way. I had no idea it had such a fandom following at all

And the second piece to this is I have struggled with insomnia my entire life (I probably have a circadian rhythm disorder), and the important part for this explanation is I can’t sleep in complete darkness or silence. So I watch something. But it has to be the right something - too interesting and I watch it and stay awake too long, too boring and I end up not being able to relax

So to fix this problem: I used a show I liked, but have seen a lot. I picked House MD and I’ve been doing it ever since because it works and has continued to work and I don’t want to lose sleep by messing with my system

The thing is, I started doing this in high school. My late teens. I’m now in my early 30s. I have been falling asleep to House for over a decade lmfao. I still like the show, but I’ve seen it so much that I know the plot and sometimes diagnosis in most episodes (there are a few I don’t watch, the emotional ones that are too much, and the ones last on the discs [yes I am still using the same dvds I bought over a decade ago, they still work great] I don’t see as often simply cause I’m usually asleep before then)

So to suddenly discover my nightly sleepy time show that I only ever knew a few people who liked and mostly watched with my mother back in the day actually has a massive fandom following (which I should have known lmfao like come on it’s absolutely ripe for it, I just never made the connection) that is suddenly active again feels a lot like a bunch of people just showed up in my bedroom and it’s so weird skskdjsk

#I think at this point I might require the soothing sounds of medical malpractice and personal drama in order to actually sleep so #lmao idk this is just such an odd experience to me #my relationship with this show is so weirdly specific it’s jarring to see so many people suddenly into it skdkdk #anyway idk why I’m sharing this honestly I just think it’s funny #text #misc #shut up nerd #house md

[lianlianlianlian]

I want to write barbie x ken fanfiction set maybe a couple years after the movie (Barbie spoilers)

where ken decides to go to the Real World because he Can Do That now and meets barbie again whos been adjusting and living self-love and doing things and finding herself and It's this, like, tearful reunion moment and Ken's still in love with her but he's much better at keeping it to himself because ken always respects barbie's decisions, but barbie spends a few days with this ken who has over time also sort of become himself, and has discovered his interests and likes and dislikes and became, like, more rounded through experiences and discovers that she finds him utterly endearing and begins falling for him and just. Second chances pure friendship to lovers barbie x ken where they take some time off for themselves and meet each other as better people (dolls? idk u get the point).

#barbie spoilers #Someone on twitter compared Barbie's arc to that of Erika's from princess and the pauper #who decided to become a singer and travel the world and take time for herself before focusing on love #Barbie and Ken having a healthy relationship and turning a new page #and getting to know each other all over again #like they're both in a better place now yknow? #maybe they can have an unconventional long distance relationship that works because they're barbie and ken #barbie #ken #barbie movie #barbie 2023 #(also its funny bc i just remembered that barbie vlogs barbie friendzoned ken lmao) #(I think they're tgt now? idk) #They've never been in a real relationship and didn't break up bc they were never tgt in the movie #I love barbie x ken so much but the movie's open end was good and fitting #so like. best of both worlds! they're barbie and ken everything is possible

[rikebe]

tfw your shitty dad wont stop having kids

commission info

#daken akihiro #laura kinney #gabby kinney #raze darkholme #jimmy hudson #dark wolverine #all new wolverine #honey badger #xmen #x men #wolverine #snikt family #sniktfam #saw a comment calling akihiro the oldest child coming out of the first marriage and its SO real. he has child of divorce energy #this ones a sketch that got away from me lmao #ig this could be like a normie no power au but also i just wanted to draw angsty teen akihiro its very fucking funny to me #think of it as ~metaphorical #also raze bc i love raze. nobody appreciates him #im rly into the nonexistent relationship between the wolverine brothers #art only

[moongothic]

Seen people share their headcanons of what would Luffy call Crocodile if Crocodad was Real, and it did get me wondering

Like on one hand, Luffy has a perfect track-record with respecting trans people and not misgendering anyone, so if Crocodad Real, Luffy wouldn't misgender him

But also, Luffy has two braincells, and having two people to call "dad" would probably be confusing for him. And Luffy doesn't seem like the type of guy who'd either of his parents "Father" either. Canonically Luffy tends to use more affectionate terms for his family, including Dragon despite never having ever met him ("tou-chan", "ji-chan" for Garp, "nii-chan" for Ace. Note the lack of the polite "o" at the begining, and the use of "chan" instead of "san". The take-away here is that he's basically being a bit familiar and kind of affectionate)

And let us not forget, how Luffy loves giving nicknames to people

So it would be perfectly on-brand for Luffy to come up with a new nickname for Crocodile, if only to help differentiate The Dads

(Like yes, Luffy does technically have a nickname for Crocodile already ("wani", lit. "crocodile"), but it's not really an affectionate nickname (or a particularly disrespectful one either, kind of neutral (though calling someone you're not friends with by a nickname is kind of rude)). And while Luffy can and does drop the funny nicknames for people if he decides he likes them enough (see Hammock turning into Hancock, or Luffy learning Bonney's name and using it because he felt bad for her), if Luffy did learn about Crocodile being his other dad and wanted to treat him as such (which he also might not, to be fair)... yeah he could come up with a new nickname)

Now the question just is... what kind of a nickname would Luffy then come up with?

And because I'm a fucking loser with a passion for translation and localization, I'm almost specifically interested in what kind of a nickname Luffy would come up with in Japanese. And partially because, depending on the nickname, it could just be the exact same nickname in English too. Like Luffy's "Yama-o" got localized as "Yamabro" because the "o" (written as 男, lit. "man") needed to be translated and localized for the nickname to hit the same in English. Same for shit like "split head" for Foxy or "giant shallot" for Moria, or "wani" getting localized as "gator" because Luffy calling Crocodile a "crocodile" as a nickname would not make any sense in English lmao

So... a cute nickname that makes it easy for Luffy to call Crocodile his "dad" without it getting confusing with calling Dragon "dad". Maybe something that ties to his name already and preferably rolls off the tongue easily in Japanese... Like we have our Crocodads and Dadodiles but these nicknames are based in English, so they don't roll off the tongue nicely -> Can't imagine Luffy saying either. But... I think the fans are onto something there... There must be a variation of this nickname that would work well in Japanese...

Papadile.

I could see Luffy coming up with a nickname like that. It would roll off the tongue pretty easily. The only counter argument against it I can think of would be that Luffy does not seem like the kind of guy who would call anyone "papa". Like that word does not fit in his mouth.

...Anything else?

Well. I guess there is the third, forbidden option of Luffy calling him "oyaji" ("pops"), much like Whitebeard's crew called their captain too.

But that just leads us to an interesting thought; what the fuck would Crocodile prefer Luffy call him?

I mean this is Sir "Call me what you will" Crocodile, who generally does not seem to care that much about what people call him. Like we could take that and just assume Crocodile would not give a fuck about what Luffy called him, but it's also possible this could be like The One Exception to The Rule. And there's many potential reasons why too

Like there's the practical side of things where it could be a pain in Crocodile's ass if the world found out the two were related, because it'd mean anything bad happening to either one could be used against the other. Someone targetting Luffy could be then used intentionally to target Crocodile and viceversa. As Dragon said, a child is a parent's weak spot after all. So it could still be in Crocodile's self-interest to keep their blood relation a secret. But also; Crocodile had to leave his child behind. Much like how Olvia felt like she had no right to call herself Robin's mom, it'd make sense to me if Crocodile felt kind of the same. That regardless of their blood connection, he had no right to call himself Luffy's father, let alone deserve to be called that after what he'd done to Luffy.

So maybe Crocodile would prefer to be just called by his name. Maybe he'd be satisfied with that. Perhaps being called "pops" would lowkey annoy the shit out of him because it would just remind him of That Asshole Who Took His Hand and beat his ass. Which, y'know, fair. Perhaps "Papadile" would be just a bit too ridiculous and cutesy for him tolerate. And perhaps Luffy calling him "dad" (or "father", or any variation of it) would be a lot more emotionally compromising to Crocodile than he'd like to admit, especially if he believed he would never be called that

But knowing Luffy, if he knows being called "dad" made Crocodile happy (even if he didn't want to admit it), and if Luffy did decide he liked Crocodile/accepted him as his other dad... He'd probably keep on calling Crocodile some variation of "dad", even if he insisted that "Crocodile was fine"

Also worth noting that according to this SBS, if Croc did raise a child that child would use 父上 ("chichiue"), which is quite a formal way to call someone Father

So that would be Crocodile's canon preferred term but god knows there'd be no way in hell he'd be able to convince Luffy to call him that, shit's way too formal for Luffy

#Moon posting #OP Meta #Sir Crocodile #Crocodad #I think the most likely thing would be Luffy calling Dragon the cutesy ''tou-chan'' and Crocodile ''otou-san'' #It would be more formal than Luffy normal would use but I do feel like Crocodile would veto ''oyaji'' if Luffy tried that #Also considdering the two's relationship so far I think Luffy could try to be SLIGHTLY more formal with Croc than with Dragon #Like they did try to kill each other. Perhaps Croc hasn't earned the -chan from Luffy y'know lmao #But if Luffy wanted to specifically come up with a new **nickname** then Papadile seems the most likely #Regardless I do feel like Papadile would be what like what the Strawhats could start calling Crocodile though lmao #(Namely Nami Sanji and Usopp) (They're not immune to using nicknames for comedic effect) (And let's be real it'd be funny) #(I'd say Robin wouldn't call him that but you know if she wanted to tease him while knowing he can't really stop her. Go off queen) #(Jinbei would just call him by his name though still I'm sure) (Zoro Franky and Brook could go either way)

[meowmeowmage]

Imagine being a demon unsuccessfully trying your best to trick a mortal into possession and then you see a mage possessed by a benevolent spirit walking around like.. benevolent spirits don't even want to posses mortals the way demons do, and yet some rando spirit achieved your goal for which you've been busting your ass for years

#i think there is untapped funny potential with spirits and demons #and their relationships to one another #dragon age #demons hanging around the avvar don't get surprised by this #but demons hanging around the Circles watching anders and wynne walking around are having some existential crisis lmao #anders #my posts #AU: a desire demon OC -> a spirit OC + Justice gets a friend #desire #justice

[beanghostprincess]

i know i did not just lose a mutual over lawlu bc they said it was problematic. as if luffy, a 19 y/o, didn't have enough critical thinking to do whatever the fuck he wants.

#AND ALSO I'M 19 TOO??? #as if i were sexualizing a minor (thing he isn't btw) when he's literally my age #like quite literally our birthdays are exactly a week apart lmao that's so funny #but fr law is a complete failguy wdym it's problematic lmaoooo #I'VE MADE OUT WITH 25 YEAR OLDS BEING 19 AND I HAD CRITICAL THINKING AND I WAS AWARE WHILE DOING IT #like okay large age gap or whatever do you truly think 19 y/os are that fuckinf stupid #and do you really think law is that evil (he isn't he's a sweetie) to do anything to luffy like c'mon #and also the relationship is healthy in canon??? they're so sweet??? like #i can't do this anymore #one piece #lawlu

[science-lings]

#you can tell i have a favorite lmao #im sorry i think about phoenix at all hours of the day #these are jokes kinda but im also serious about them #phoenix and franziska would be such funny friends #i need to make their relationship chart connect on every point #narumitsu are married franmaya are married miles and maya go to cons that leaves one pair #i also think that they hang out during the 7yg europe trips when edgeworth is busy #they should get into hyjinks and Phoenix should be her weirdgirl while Trucy helps miles in court #what im saying is that they can stand each other #ask me to elaborate on any of these I dare you #i have several ideas on how Phoenix is legally a Fey #he just has like four separate Feys look at him like he's a lost kitten and decide that he's one of them #i tried to keep them somewhat unique like obviously phoenix has adhd and miles is autistic and magic literally exists to an extent #we all know apollo has tboy swag #i think it's late enough in the day to be silly ill let myself have this #ace attorney #pheonix wright #kay faraday #franziska von karma #ryunosuke naruhodo #ryuunosuke naruhodou #andromedas poll hell #lana skye #trans phoenix wright

[oceanwithouthermoon]

THANK YOU. YOU GET ME FR. teruhashi is literally the kindest person ever and people misinterpreted her so bad free my girl ☹️

i left this in my inbox for a long time on accident and have no idea what the context was but yesss so true 😜 i think its really funny how people have somehow twisted "girl who knows she's gorgeous and uses that fact to her advantage, has never actually said anything mean about anyone ever" as "disgusting whore who manipulates everyone around her, secretly believes all her friends are ugly and stupid, and is genuinely completely unloveable" ☠️

#misogynists r so funny sometimes <3 they hate to see a girlboss winning #i also think its really funny how people call her relationships and her crush on saiki superficial #like yea she isnt in LOVE with him.. shes literally a teenage girl with her first crush #it doesnt need to be that deep idk why people try to force this agenda that a person cant have a crush on someone they dont know that well #that doesnt make it fake- shes just naive #thats literally what crushes are actually LMAO #and that fact was literally spoonfed to the audience like we didnt even need to guess #people jump through so many hoops just to say shes a fake unlovable bitch LMAO #miko didnt know him at all when she said she loved him- its just what teens with crushes do! #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #teruhashi kokomi #meows post

[slimeyoldman]

very fast scribble because i had to get this out of my system. they're at a house party. worst guests fr 🙄

#rick and morty #rick sanchez #birdperson #my art #birdrick #flesh curtains #flesh curtains rick #this guy is sooooo drunk lmao #also was thinking itd be REALLy funny if this happened and birdperson was still entirely unaware of rick pining for him. #like. rick spends this entire party almost in bps lap telling him hes so fucking cooool #sometime later squanchys like 'wait you guys DIDNT squanch at that party??' and birdperson is like 'no. why would we.' #grungy punk wraps his arms around ur neck and runs his fingers thru ur hair(feathers). normal platonic relationship. #birdperson lets rick feed him the wine leftover in that bottle hes holding and rick almost passes out #anyywayyy i think itd be rly funny if rick 'fucked a planet' sanchez couldnt get into his besties pants even as like. fwb #not for lack of trying! #first time drawing bp b gentleeeee

[pmatga]

so here's my latest pmatga idea

bitter exes: old man edition™

#sir cumference #buttler #delbert heinbech #<- my hc name for butler #pmatga #pac man and the ghostly adventures #my art #btw this is supposed to take place during 'seems like old times' when sir c's being held captive in betrayus' throne room #bc (if i'm remembering correctly) that's the only time these two are ever in the same location together in the show #also bc i don't think i've ever mentioned it before: i personally hc sir c's first name as clarence #bc clarence cumference sounds funny to me #also also look. there's just something Very Funny to me abt *these two* in particular + #+ having a 'dated decades ago; had an incredibly messy break-up; have hated each other ever since' dynamic with each other #the friendliest old guy on pacworld & the most conflict-averse old guy in the netherworld have relationship drama that's old enough to drin #not even over the war or anything either; it's just normal break-up shit #also also also yea dr b & betrayus are (technically) here too. i just. didn't feel like drawing them rn lmao #just pretend they're in the background somewhere having a Live Slug Reaction moment

[bonefall]

Mistystar with 100 extra lives because of all the people who want to back her

Mistyfoot: "I killed my leader... I saw no other choice, it was the only way to prevent the downfall of my beloved Clan, I did it not out of ire but out of love for my Clanmates, for self-preservation... the blood will never wash out of my claws, no one shall ever know what happened on that fateful day besides the Stars above, and I can only hope that the cold glimmer of the night sky is a blink of love, and not of rage"

700000 dead cats: "We know this, and we love you,"

#have i mentioned yet that for some reason BB!Mistystar always wants me to write speeches #I am probably going to make it part of her personality that she's a bit long winded lmao #Every time I sit down to write for her she says some dramatic shit #Girl who calls a giant catfish a Contemptuous Beast #I think girls should be allowed to have villain speeches even if they are not villains #She deserves it #BB!Misty kinda gives me like... chivalrous knight energy #It's also so so funny next to her deputy Sedge I love them so much #Misty: ''this is where i killed my leader sedgecreek'' #Sedge: ''cowabummer'' #better bones au #not that she told Sedge BUT hypothetically. That's their relationship in a nutshell #FUNNIEST WAYS TO PASS THE BECHDEL TEST LETS GOOO

[eremin0109]

At this point if anyone asks Junmo what he feels about Gicheol, he'll just shoot them in the face and then blow his own brains off.

#gay people are so dramatic i swear #but its so funny that Junmo will start to pull his own hair out if he thinks about his and Gicheol's relationship for more than one moment #like its so deliciously complicated TO US. to the audience. #but my man here is going through seven stages of grief and a full blown identity crisis all at the same time #he is straight up NOT having a good time lmao #he wants to kill gicheol when he's the one standing in the way of anyone that tries to kill him #what do you even make of that situation? #twoe IS a romantic comedy after all #the worst of evil #poor junmo 😔