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The Clone Wars Reacts - Part 5

Or Leah loses her shit at Jar Jar, thirsts for Aayla Secura for an episode and a half, and then swoons for Riyo Chuchi.

Welcome once more to the Reacts series! I’m a busy woman for now but I am setting up a schedule for this series which will be

Today we’re covering episodes 12, 13, 14 and BONUS! 15. This is because I got super bored during episode 14 and basically didnt write anything so, here you go! As per usual, major spoiler alert for season 1 of the clone wars! If you haven’t read the previous parts to this series, I suggest you do so that you can follow along! 

Part 1 - Episodes 1 and 2 Part 2 - Episodes 3, 4 and 5 Part 3 - Episodes 6, 7 and 8 Part 4 - Episodes 9, 10 and 11

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We’re well past the half-way point, so there is 2 parts left of season 1, and then onto season 2! So lets get into it!

Episode 12: The Gungan General

> heheheheheheheh jar jar I am KEEN

> I get hondo and jar jar in one episode

>> this’ll be funny

>>> actually no scratch that, this is gonna be hilarious

> oh and they woke up in a cell this will be fun

> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA AND THEYRE BOUND TO DOOKU

> DISASTER I TELL YOU

> “if I keep my mouth shut you’ll devise a plan so get off the god forsaken planet?” “YES”

> this dude seems traitorous as fuck (im referring to one of the pirates, not dooku shockingly)

> I wish Ahsoka and Yoda were in this too, I want more disaster lineage

> ah he is indeed a traitor

> “HEIDY HO CHANCELLOR”

> JAR JAR WHOO

> “stop messing around, we’re landing. Secure yourself” “MESA TRYING ITS STUCK”

> promptly followed by jar jar falling everywhere

> oh and now he’s in the cockpit

> oh shit that senator guy is definitely dead right?

> “do control tour protégées insolence” “anakin, control your insolence, the count is concentrating”

> “do we know where we’re going?” “Ssh anakin” “DO we know where we’re going?”

> is it safe? Of course it i- riiiiiight

>> I forgot this was the clone wars for a second, this is gold

> FRIENDS DONT DRUG FRIENDS HONDO

> y’know, dooku’s quite amusing when he’s not trying to kill my favourite characters

> “are you now in command” “uh no, binks is the highest ranking” ooooohhhh boy

> ooooooohhhh and some mind tricks too, nice

> I hate to say this, but jar jar is actually smart

> holy shit

> beasties are nearby too, we’ll be fine. they run, we run

>> Dayum jar jar actually making good decisions?

> I present a real and accurate image of my reaction to this statement

> Mesa be having an idea oooohhh booooyyy

> obi wan that is no way to speak to your grandmaster

> be patient master the count is elderly and doesn’t move like he used to

> I would kill you both now if I didn’t have to drag your bodies

>> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is the only reaction I’ll accept

> then falling all over each other is the only thing I’ve ever needed to see

> “ this is not going well” no shit

> my question is why did obi wan not drop Dooku?? Does he actually still care about this man?

> you’re right, I don’t think youre going to be friends 🤦‍♀️😂

> sneaky lying snake

> bruh they don’t even know you’ve got the Jedi captive??????????

>> so how does that work you dumbass

> no shit, you will look like fools obi wan

> “there be some bombad clankers” 😂😂

>> “huh YOURE right, bombad clankers” I love the shock

> YOURE RIGHT HE IS SMARTER THAN HE LOOKS, GIVE JARJAR SOME CREDIT

> oh boy anakin, just keep your mouth shut genius

> man electrocution doesn’t look like fun

> HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

> The next few lines of confused joy are me reacting to jar jar somehow single handedly taking out 3 tanks

> what the fuck

> JarJar I I’m what-

> JUST DID A GOOD THING, I DONT REGERT THIS THING AT ALLLLLLLL

> fuckin JarJar was great

> “KILL HIM HES NOT A REPRESENTATIVE, HES A PLAGUE” I’m ded 💀😢💀

> serves you right you snake, now dooku gonna choke your ass

> oooohhhhh that’s how these two twits (hondo and obi-wan) became friends

> “and... he knows where you live” Oof the subtle threat is real

> hem I love obi wan very much and his sarcasm

 Episode 13: Jedi crash

> I JUST SAW AAYLA I AM EXCITED I AM ALSO ATTRACTED TO HER VERY MUCH

> SHES HOT

> I LOVE HER

> AND HER VOICE JUST MAKES ME ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

> I wish I was bly, not gonna lie

> I have a quick question - the 501st colour is blue right? Then why do they have a gold squad, doesn’t the extra colours just confuse things?

> I love seeing anakin and Ahsoka in action coolest thing to watch

> And anakin

>> I am also quite attracted to him

>>> imagine dragging your hands through that hair as he- wait no I have minors in my followers not gonna finish that

> Uh oh

>> Oh anakin you twit

>>> HE LOCKED HOMSELF IN WITH AN EXPLOSION JDGKJDJFKFKFKFKFF

> HES INSANE

> Are all Jedi so reckless? Just the good ones - love this by the way

> Oooohh shit for a STAR

> I mean like? I know anakin doesn’t die, but this shit is concerning

> Perfected the art of destroying ships and getting master almost killed? Sounds familiar

> I hate it when they just call them “padawan “ it just feels very impersonal like bleh

> Like I love aayla but god the Jedi preach some bullshit

>> God forbid someone raises a child and gets attached to it

>>> Like for fucks sake

>>>> Can you tell this is something I’m passionate about?

> Anyway, moving on

> Oh hi anakin! You’re alive!

> That bird lookin thing is tryna eat my boy 😤

> Oop - well that dudes dead

> Aawwwwwww aayla looks so sad, this makes me sad too

> Can we just appreciate this?

> Well these little critters are cute

> Ooooohhh I think I agree with this little dude

> You can skip the paragraph if you like, its just me going off about ‘peacekeeping’

> Alright gonna get mildly into it for a second, the clone wars really gets into it with episodes like this, displaying how the entire galaxy was starting to lose faith in the Jedi and their peacekeeping ways, in the movies we just got that people just started hating the Jedi because they became part of the war, but this really fleshes it out and shows just how slowly and gradually the loss of faith is. Because he’s right, the Jedi aren’t peacekeepers anymore, they bring as much destruction with them that the separatists do and have become symbols of war. They’re fighting for a good reason yes, but they can no longer claim that they are peacekeepers or that they played no role in this war.

> ANYWAY BACK TO REACTS

> AH MY TWO FAVOURITE WOMEN AND A PRETTY BACKGROUND AGAIN!! They really do be doing me a great service

Part 14: Defenders of Peace

> I’m really not into this episode, just saying it now

> Anakins just as bad as obi wan, like honestly just chill bro, fucking REST

>> MY BOYS DESERVE SOME GODDAMN REST AND I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL OK-

> Okay but is it taking a life if it’s a droid?

> Ugh this dudes ugly as fuck

> What did you think was gonna happen?? Of course your village was going to be ransacked

> I could go on forever about the pointlessness of this war like it just makes me mad palpatine you slimy git-

> My reacts this episode are really boring huh, I’m not into it 😭

*fully I didn’t write anything for about 10 minutes here because it’s just a little boring*

> HOLY SHIT NOW THATS A FUCKING WEAPON

> Yep sorry that’s it for this ep, I’m so bored 😂

>> Anyway, bonus episode because that one was short!

Part 15: Trespass

> YES OBIWAN WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

> AND IS THAT RIYO CHUCHI I SPY?????

> Hahahahahahahhahahaha it’s not tatooine, you got that right

> Oh god this dude already sounds like a dick (its the chancellor dude but not palpatine)

> Why’s he so defensive over it?

> Oh yikes, that does not look good

> Seppies don’t do that though - this is... odd

> Ah and the same thing has been done to the droids

> Off topic, but I think I’m going to make a clone wars drinking game that I can do while I do my reacts, so I’m going to make that this week, send me your ideas in the comments or dm me!

> Back to ep - pfffffffttt obi wans little taps and then anakin really goes WHACK

> Anyway I’m going to do this in the next couple days and then every Friday night I’ll watch a few eps and drink away

> Alright back to the episode once more

> Abominable snowman????

>> Definitely

> This is gonna go well isn’t it?

> “Well? Say something”

>> “Just shut up” *visible eye roll*

> What the fuck is their mouth

> Okay really obi wan, I think it’s pretty clear they don’t speak basic

> YEEEEEEAAAHHH THATS MY BOI ANAKIN

> Awwwwwwww that shits cute, fucking bear huugggg I want to be hugged like that

> I’m not fussed if it’s anakin, obi wan or kit fisto but please someone love me

>> Preferably kit fisto

> Anyway this dudes a dick (again, its the chancellor dude)

> They obviously have intelligence, and this dude has issues

>> I’m thinking he’s trying to compensate for something 👀

> Oof you really gonna tell a Jedi what to do?

> HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA the other people’s were there already

> Ugh he reminds me of my very racist grandparents oh boy

> You’ve been told like 4 times that it is not your jurisdiction anymore and you still can’t take it?

>> BRUH

> She’s so tiny and adorable and her voice is just 🥰🥰🥰🥰

>> Oh no

>>> I’m simping for another character

> Surely this guy dies

> HAHAHAHAHAH HE JUST GOT SPEARED SERVES YOU RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER

> What a dick, he shall not be missed

> She’s just, so pretty??? And smart????

>> FUCK MY BISEXUAL ASS CANT HANDLE THIS

> he’s seriously not dead yet?

> AAAHH RIYO YOU SMART GIRL YEEEEESSSS NEGOTIATE THAT PEEEEAAACCEEEE

> THATS MY GIRL SENATOR CHUCHI YEEEESSS

Welp that’s it for today folks, it was lovely, see y’all at some point this week where I say the drinking game rules and then next drunken Friday (even though these are gonna be released on saturdays but I write them on fridays?)

#the clone wars #tcw #the clone wars reacts #reacts series #star wars ahsoka #anakin skywalker #ahsoka tano #obi wan kenobi #kit fisto #riyo chuchi #jar jar binks #basically a leah simp fest #fucking sigh #it took one (1) ep for me to simp

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Dear You

5/12/17

B-

So, I’m supposed to be doing schoolwork right now, but these thoughts keep rolling around in my head and it’s making it hard to focus. I need to get it all out, but you’re at work, so I guess this will have to do for now.

Yesterday I said that you’ve seen all my crazy. But the more I think about it, the less I believe that to be true… I don’t know if you’ve seen it, but there’s this picture online that I believe describes me perfectly. It says:

“Before You Date Me

You need to understand that I’m damaged. I get triggered easily. I have struggled with things. There are nights when I’m curled up in a ball on the floor and I won’t talk to anyone. I’ll shut you out. I’m not going to be able to trust you for awhile because everyone else has left, cheated, or chosen someone else. I will need reassurance. I will need you. I will need you to keep choosing me. I will need you to care when I text you saying it’s getting bad again. I’m a lot, I know this.

So before you think I’m always happy, that I’ll always be positive, that I’ll always be smiling - know the reality before you get involved. Don’t enter my life if you can’t handle it. Lastly, don’t you dare touch my heart if you aren’t ready for that.”

If you want to be with me, B, I need you to understand these things. And I’m not saying this lightly. There have been times where I’m sitting in the floor of my bedroom at 3 in the morning, unable to sleep, unable to make my brain shut up, having my fourth panic attack of the night, and sobbing uncontrollably. I’ll sit there, my legs pulled up into my chest, crying into my knees, trying not to pull my hair out, feeling like the world is collapsing in on me for absolutely no reason at all.

My anxiety and my panic disorder rule my life at this point. I can’t go certain places or do certain things out of the paralysing fear that I’m going to have a panic attack if I do, or I’ll feel like people are watching me and picking and pulling at my flaws. Big crowds of people freak me out. If we’re in a big group, like at a concert or something, I’ll panic. I don’t know who these people are or what they could do to me, and now there’s a lot of them. And when I say I’ll panic, it’s not just me feeling scared. I’ll be petrified, my heart racing, tears brimming my eyes, more than likely in the floor running my hands through my hair and trying to focus on the way my hair feels running through my fingers rather than the hundreds of people surrounding me. But that doesn’t always work. So I try to avoid certain situations if I think they’ll be triggering for me.

I’m paranoid. Everyone who has told me they would always be here or that they would always love me no matter what, has left. My first boyfriend, was a sweet guy at first. We started off as friends, but I knew he had feelings for me. He asked me out a bunch of times and I always said no because I felt like I wasn’t ready for a relationship. But after months of him begging and begging, I finally went out with him. He took me on a date, and we sat outside the mall and talked for a few hours. I ended up telling him everything about me and my life and how I was scared about getting into a relationship because I was paranoid the person I was with would just leave. He swore up and down, forwards and backwards, over and over again that he wasn’t going anywhere, that he loved me and wanted to be apart of my life forever. And for some reason I believed him. So I became his girlfriend. Then about two weeks after we started dating, he convinced me to sleep with him (even though I wanted to save myself for my husband), and then he broke up with me a week later. He got what he wanted and he left.

Every guy that has come into my life has used me, didn’t actually care about me like they said they did, kept me around until someone better came along, or didn’t feel the same way I felt about them. So I think I am justified when it comes to being scared or paranoid. I’ve been lied to a lot. And even though I want to believe you with every fiber of my being, I’m still scared.

So, B, I need you to know everything before you start to get even more involved than you already are. If you date me, you’re gonna have to deal with a million questions everyday, tears, my constant nervousness, my 2 a.m. sadness and sometimes even my 2 p.m. sadness. You’re gonna have to deal with my overwhelming thoughts that make me panic, my anxiety, my random spouts of depression. It means you’re gonna have to deal with my mood swings when I randomly become really upset over everything about me and all my insecurities; about how I believe I’m not good enough for you because I’ve never been good enough for anyone.

You know that saying, “No one will ever love you until you learn to love yourself”? That scares the ever-living shit out of me. What if I never learn to love myself? I look down at my body and I see how that part of me is too big or too fat. Or I’ll see my abusers’ unwanted hands on me. I look in the mirror and I don’t usually like what I see. I don’t think I’m beautiful, and because of that, I’ll always be scared that you’re going to choose someone who’s prettier than me or skinnier than me. Someone with less problems than me.

I’ve struggled with a lot of things. I am struggling with a lot of things. I will probably continue to struggle with a lot of things. And because I’m a very relational person, I depend on those closest to me. I am a lot to deal with. I can be hard to love at times. I can be hard to even deal with. But I promise you, if you stick by me, I will make it all worth it. And just because I’m not always sunshine and rainbows, doesn’t mean I can’t be the brightest rays of sunshine you’ve ever seen or the most gorgeous and biggest rainbow after a long thunderstorm.

For everything you do for me, from holding me during a panic attack, or reminding me a million times in the same day that you don’t think I’m annoying you, I will show you just how grateful I am. I will be there for you. I’ll buy you little gifts because I saw something at the store and it reminded me of you and I decided you had to have it. I will bake you cookies, I’ll cook you delicious food, I’ll cuddle with you while we watch all those movies you said you’d watch with me. But don’t think I’m only doing these things because I feel like I have to pay you back for what you do for me. I’m also doing them because I want too.

I care about you, so I want to find you random gifts, or hold you while you’re upset, or bake for you. I want to do these things for you because I can- because I want to make you happy.

Even though you’ll have to put up with my struggles, my hardheadedness, my random musical outbursts, the weird quirks I have, like how little things like books, or vinyl records, or flowers, or Christmas lights, or what-the-fuck-ever make me really happy sometimes, doesn’t mean I won’t bust my ass to try to make you the happiest man on the entire planet. Oh yeah, and you’ll also have to deal with me cursing like a sailor and being a fan of dirty jokes.

I’ll leave you sweet notes on the bathroom mirror in Expo marker, telling you to have a good day at work because you’ll probably leave the house before I’m even awake yet but I don’t want to miss the opportunity to let you know that I’ll be thinking about you while you’re gone. I’ll write you love letters. I love writing and I can express myself best through my words. I’ll kiss you constantly. I’ll love the shit out of you. I’ll love you like no one has loved you before.

You’ll have to deal with my batshit crazy family, and for that I’m sorry, but I honestly think you’ll get along fine with them. You’ll have to put up with my spontaneous side and the hopeless romantic in me. You’ll have to deal with my insanely high sex drive… Honestly though, if you date me, we’ll have good morning sex, afternoon sex, dinner sex, I can’t sleep sex, I made pancakes sex, bored sex, makeup sex, Monday - Sunday sex, there is nothing on TV sex, I just bought a new dress sex… Just expect to get fucked a lot. And everywhere.

Just read this…

“If you’re ever lucky enough to find a girl who is a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind, you should hold onto that. Because she’ll be yours at two in the morning and two in the afternoon the following day. She’ll kiss you where it hurts and until it hurts. And that’s important. Someone who not only knows how to turn you on but also knows how to treat you right is someone worth a little something… And a little more than usual.”

I’ll drive you crazy and be annoying, but then I’ll feel bad and try to make up for it. I’ll beg to go for a long night drive every weekend, and if I don’t get my way, I’ll fake pout till you kiss me. I’ll make you mad, but I’ll also make you happy. I’ll mess up, a lot. We both will because we’re humans and we make mistakes, but no matter what comes our way, I’m willing to work through it and fight for you. You’re someone I want in my life a really long time and I’ll fight my fucking hardest to make that happen because you’re worth it. Because I believe we’re worth it.

But if you date me, just know that:

I’ll make you a sandwich if you want it.

I have a very bipolar taste in music, but it makes car rides fun to go from Luke Bryan to Paramore to High School Musical to Tech N9ne. It keeps things interesting.

I’m too ugly to cheat on you (besides, most people annoy the shit out of me, anyway).

I don’t really hang out with my friends, so I can spend lots of time with you.

I have Netflix.

I’ll buy you pizza.

There is no pressure to wear pants in my presence.

Or any clothes at all, really,

But it’s up to you.

You can be the big spoon or little spoon.

Totally your choice.

I’m always ready to make out.

ALWAYS.

Also, you don’t have to buy me things. Just maybe an ice cream cone every once in awhile; that’s it.

I’ll let you lick it though.

I mean the ice cream cone.

Well not just the ice cream cone...

So even though you’ll have to deal with me and my crazy mind, I promise, no one will ever love you as much or as hard as I will. I’ll turn your world into a whirlwind of laughter, love, and support. I’m not going anywhere, I hope you know. I just hope you’re willing to say the same to me because I sure as shit don’t want to lose you. You’re the most amazing man I’ve ever met and that’s something I’m determined to hold onto. YOU’RE something I’m determined to hold onto.

Love,

That Girl Who Annoys You Daily♥