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Crowley: Are you okay?? Why are you crying?!

Aziraphale: Yeah *sniffles* it’s just this onion

Crowley: *furiously grabs onion* what the FUCK did you do to my angel?!

#awww

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I’m sure this has been done before, but this picture is literally them.

(…it was Aziraphale’s idea.)

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Awww *caresses the Bentley's dashboard*

Thank you, my dear. I like the combination of black and yellow.

Aren't you a beauty?

Thank you for taking care of me, during our trip to Edinburgh.

*The Bentley is stunned at the prospect of there being two Aziraphales*

*Two Aziraphales means more trips with Aziraphale*

*Two Aziraphales > One Crowley*

*The Bentley turns yellow*

WOULD YOU LIKE A TRAVEL SWEET

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This is ... just wonderful

"The Ineffable Kiss" by @manueljiniesta_art

"The Ineffable Kiss" by @manueljiniesta_art Digital art with @procreate #fanart of #Crowley and #Aziraphale from #GoodOmens

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We all love a little poetry after supper.

A Deep and Meaningful Love Poem to Get Us Through These Trying Times

Roses are red,

Crowley is blue.

Aziraphale is sweet,

Fuck the Metatron.

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Awwwwww my snusband

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Casually drinking Snake Crowley ~ WHERE IS THE SEASON 3 AMAZON??????????

#snusband #snake crowley

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They have no idea, what I am capable of.

I've been rolling around in Good Omens thoughts again and a gifset made something jump out at me.

This is where the Metatron is going to come undone. He's got the same binary thinking as Heaven. Good or bad. Heaven or hell. Coffee or death. So predictable.

It reminded me of the scene in S1 when Aziraphale is confronted by the angels and they tell him "it's time to choose a side" and this is where it gets chewy and delicious.

Aziraphale points out "there obviously has to be two sides. That's the whole point, so people can make choices. That's what being human means - choices, but that's for them. Our job as angels should be to keep all this working so they can make choices".

He's already arguing for humanity all the way through S1, which is a problem, but it's something he's done consistently. Not questioning. Very much, not questioning. Just... offering suggestions. So this isn't news. He's even made these kind of suggestions to the Metatron before, so not new.

At the end of S1, Crowley points out that he thinks the real 'big one' is coming "Heaven and Hell against humanity". Aziraphale has been sitting with that knowledge for years. He and Crowley have been dancing on the edge of disaster with Heaven and Hell turning up whenever they wanted, invading their space, demanding their time and compliance even though they are seen as rogue agents.

Everything in S2 is Aziraphale trying to maintain the veneer of everything is fine while still dealing with the terror of it all falling apart. The "or death" has been hanging over them the whole time. He saw the attempted execution. He's been told by Heaven that Crowley is under threat.

But the thing about Aziraphale is that he never ever does the predictable thing. Yes, he agreed to go back to Heaven. Yes, the Metatron leveraged Crowley's safety against him to guarantee it. The statement of "I don't want to go back to Heaven" turning around as soon as Crowley's safety is brought into it. Yes, he'll be the Archangel.

But this is the angel who gave away his flaming sword and lied to God's face. This is the angel who interfered in a bet between God and Satan to save the lives of three children. This is the angel who collaborated with a demon so they could have more down time. This is the angel who was swayed towards saving the world because he loves his life there and all his favourite foods and music and indulgences. This is the angel who flipped the bird and dive-bombed out of Heaven to possess a medium and fly a scooter to the end of the world.

Whatever the Metatron thinks he's done by separating Crowley and Aziraphale, he has no idea what he's unleashed. Crowley's bee metaphor comes to mind here. Angels are fiercely protective of Heaven but once you're inside? Well, that's another story. Aziraphale may look like a bee, but he hasn't been a bee for a long, long time. They knew it at his trial.

And Aziraphale can't say he didn't warn them:

"So you're probably thinking if he can do this, I wonder what else he can do and very, very soon, you're all going to get the chance to find out"

Heaven's got a big storm coming and they let it right in through the front door.

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Dear diary,

it's early in the afternoon and a meeting was cancelled, so I'm finally able to write down my observations again.

Someone here seems to be sabotaging me. Twice now, I have asked Michael to arrange a meeting with Jesus to talk to him about his plans and ideas for the Second Coming. (I truly want to hear his opinion on the whole thing.) And twice the meeting was cancelled for unknown reasons.

I have a vague suspicion as to who is behind this, but I can't prove it at this point. And without evidence, an accusation is baseless and unlikely to be successful.

Once again, I stand at the window looking down to Earth. And I can’t help, but think about him.

What is Crowley doing right now?

Is he alright? Hopefully he is.

Is he taking care of himself? Or is he getting himself into trouble?

Probably the latter.

Is he... maybe... thinking about me as well?

Perhaps his thoughts are full of pain and anger.

I never wanted to cause him pain. I had to take this step to keep him safe. He must have seen it. He must have felt it. He has such keen senses and is so empathetic that sometimes I don't want to believe that he is really and truly a demon.

Good Lord, I miss him so much.

His sarcastic comments that could lighten up any situation, no matter how serious. His simple yet brilliant ideas. He would know what to do in my shoes.

Oh Crowley, how much I wish you were here right now. I was serious when I said, I need you. When I begged for your help.

I can't do this without you.

But I must.

Sincerely

A.Z. Fell

@secretdiaryofcrowley

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@secretdiaryofcrowley ❤️💖

When your snusband is feeling under the weather so you go full spa-mode

I love the HC that Crowley turns snakey when he's ill or in pain. Luckily he has an angel to take care of him ☺️.

Click to full size for better image quality, Tumblr deep fried the thumbnails.

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Ouch.

He. Does. That. Every. Time.

😊💔

Just a drawing of Aziraphale getting hit in the face with Crowley's wing while he sleeps 😆

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Snake kisses (snisses)

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Just going to put this here. Pass it on.

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954 Gently holds the snusband

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So... I'm here to talk about love. Here»»

It's pretty damn obvious how he flirts with Crowley.

Sincere joy and love reflected on the face and pleasure that makes it glow

BUT!

He sways from side to side. Sometimes restrained or simply reserved due to circumstances (actually just a flirt)

I'm not the only one who sees this, right?

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Gif from these wonderful people: @rubyneko @pommedepersephone @letmehearyousayglorious @twobabkas

(I hope I indicated everyone correctly, correct me if anything!)

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Dear Diary,

Muriel is now Heaven's official ambassador on Earth. So far, I have not encountered any difficulties with that decision. Neither The Metatron nor any of the other angels challenged or even mentioned it in today’s meeting.

Somehow, I miss my old job, but at the same time I’m very happy that this position is no longer vacant. And Muriel is the right angel for it. Their heart is full of love for humanity, just like mine.

Unfortunately, since I cannot visit them personally at the moment (and it's better not to ask if that's possible), I'm sending them letters.

They can ask me anything they don't understand about humans and I will try to explain it as best I can. I wish so very much, I could be down there and take Muriel to different places and show them all the fascinating things about humanity. But for now, letters will have to do.

There is already a first good deed on the agenda. I should write to her right away.

Sincerely yours

A.Z. Fell

@muriel-not-the-dim-one

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Yes.. I did actually. At least, romantically.

He finally got it, decades later, but in the end he got it... *giggles*

(Source: https://twitter.com/EnaBuns?fbclid=IwAR0hkpKnjyIsMJ6Z7ssuh6dFU97paZ8oZaWw4ljYx65kWLEXNltIT7hygZI )

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