#Holy shiiiiiiiiit

[sicklysweetie]

breeding you full and not telling you a single thing about it.

all you know is that, one day, you’re sick, and i’m holding your hair out of the way (if it’s long) and cooing to you and rubbing your back, and making sure you stay well fed and hydrated.

then, one day, you’re trying to put on a cute little outfit, and it’s… difficult. your tummy is poking out a bit, your hips are a bit wider, your chest has filled out. i have been keeping you well fed since you got sick, that’s probably it. you frustratedly tug on the outfit, shrug, and leave it on. it’s still cute, after all.

in bed, you notice how enamored i am with your midriff, and giggle. i’m so silly about these things, saying stuff that doesn’t make sense. your belly is just your belly. but if i insist on whispering to it conspiratorially and giving it rubs, well, those rubs have been feeling pretty good lately…

one day, you take a moment to study yourself in the mirror. you’re getting REALLY round, and you don’t know why. it’s kinda cute, and i certainly seem to like it, but none of your tops fit right, and i don’t seem interested in taking you shopping for more. you’re a bit worried something might be wrong with your belly. it’s been feeling so heavy lately, and it almost feels like something’s moving in there.

so, i take you to the doctor (vet). i chat with them quietly while you poke curiously at your bulging abdomen, oblivious to what we’re saying. the doc looks you over, then has you lay down and starts squirting a weird gel on your bare stomach, which makes you shudder and giggle. the doc uses a tool to rub along the surface of your belly, staring intently at a screen while i stare over their shoulder, occasionally glancing at you and giving you a smile. we seem to be counting something, and the doctor’s eyes are getting wider and wider. i seem giddy, walking around to you and showering your face with kisses and saying something about “how good you’re doing,” and picking you up off the bed, laughing out a joke to the doctor about carrying you “while i still can.” utterly confused but happy to be in my arms, you snuggle against me as i walk you back out of the clinic.

one day, you’re wishing i would carry you more often. walking around is getting hard on your own, but when you try to get in my arms, i keep you solidly on the floor, saying “no baby, you’re too heavy now.” as if you don’t know that, as if that isn’t why you want me to carry you. you can’t understand why your belly won’t stop growing, why i won’t help you. did you do something wrong? is this some kind of punishment?

but, then again, you start whining and getting mopey, and i hold you against me, and i reach under your belly, and i make you feel good again. in this moment, something about being so big just feels… right. it feels really, really, really good.

one day, you try to roll out of bed. you try again. you huff and strain and moan, trying to shift your massive belly. you can’t. you whine to get my attention, and i come around and lever my hands beneath you, helping you sit up, then take your hands to get you to your feet. your knees buckle, and i barely manage to maneuver you back to the bed rather than risking you dropping straight to the floor. you sink into the mattress with a gasping huff, clutching at the great swell that’s weighing you down so much, almost crying in exasperation, but i kiss you and caress you and rub your stretched belly (almost making it worse, that strange sensation of bulging movement gets stronger when i touch you like that).

all you can do is lay in bed, eat the meals i bring you, and silently plead with your belly to stop getting bigger. it doesn’t listen.

I keep on trying to answer this but my brain turns into mush every time I read it so ummm… I’ll reblog with person thoughts evenfuallg

#Holy shiiiiiiiiit #pregnancy #mel’s tummy #kitty thoughts #hyper preg #woagh #woah #qow #Wow #Oh wow

[funnygirlthatbelle]

FEARNE IS RUIDUS BORN??????

#fearne calloway #critical role #holy shiiiiiiiiit

[anotherpapercut]

oh my god if one more fucking person says "MY library surely doesn't have many queer books. last time I looked there were hardly any. of course that was 10 years ago so I guess I'll have to check" I'm going to blow up this entire goddamn website

#JUST GO TO THEIR FUCKING WEBSITE HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT IT IS NOT THAT HARD TO CHECK BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING STUPID #WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THAT!!!!!! THE POST IS LITERALLY ABOUT CHECKING BEFORE MOUTHING OFF #oh my god #i hate it here

[bougiebutchbitch]

I am once again forcibly reminded of why I dislike S1 cameron

she really is constantly trying to push for a romantic relationship with House when he keeps making it clear that he’s not interested, because she thinks he has some feelings for her and doesn’t know how to handle them

which is true to a degree!

but still doesn’t make that shit okay!

#your boss says 'I want you to come back to work for me because we work well together and you're a good doctor' #and you say '....okay I'll come back if you go on a date with me' #lady c'mon that is both manipulative AND pathetic #like she's shooting her shot and respect but......... how many times has he said no #to getting romantically involved with you now???? #it's... quite a few I think #mmmm #don't like that #let the man say no holy shiiiiiiiiit #it's not cute just because the girl's being pushy

[onlineviolence]

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT

#THSISUSHIAGSJAA #ultrakill

[joooonbug]

HOLY FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIT EEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

#im fucking screaming #THEM THEM THEM #THEYRE COMING TO KOREAAAAAA #EEEEEEEE BAYERN HERE I COME #thomas müller I AM COMING FOR YOU #EEEEEEEEEEEEE #fc bayern #junes rants

[bookishtheaterlover7]

WTF!!!

X-Men '97 Season 1 Episode 7...

SPOILERS!!!

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT!!! I don't even know what was real anymore!

And I knew those boots are Rogue's 😁 worth the cameo to see my Captain, Steve😍😍😍😍😍 but, clearly he's got some growing up to do, because he's far from the Steve that will end up making Civil War...

I CRIED!!!

Genosha's aftermath... Emma's Secondary mutation... Jean being able to see and feel everyone's final thoughts...

Seeing Rogue grapple with grief, and how she's going through it all, made me actually cry 😭😭😭😭😭.

Not to mention Kurt being a good brother 😩 please 🥺

Cable finally revealing who he really is to Scott and Jean... And how he can't stand Jean being in his head, because she looks like his mother 💔

AND THE MAJOR REVEAL AT THE END?!

FUCKING HELL!!!

I'mma go focus on homework, because Marvel isn't going to pay for my therapy.

#x men #x men 97 #x men comics #marvel #marvel animation #x men 97 episode 7 reaction #booky reacts #I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE THREE PART FINALE

[alastair-1205]

I JUST FINISHED DRAGONS RISING AND HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT

Cons: Jay fans continue to get fucking nothing and there was not nearly as much Dad Cole as expected

Pros: GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY-

#ninjago dragons rising #lego ninjago #dragons rising #dragons rising spoilers

[sproutzai]

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT WE ARE HHHEEEREEEEE

#🌱 important #🌱 idle

[elgatt0]

As compensation for being absent for days, I want to show you this!!

A class was canceled when we were in school, and I had some free time but not enough to go back to my house, so I did these!!!

They we really fast doodles, and I was using a dry marker, and I had to clean the whiteboard after that. Anyway, I hope you like them!!!

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT AKAOOSKAOAOAKOKKAOAOAMSOAKAJ

AWESOME!!!

#asks #zelik bloomy

[mengy007]

AAAAAAAH!

LITTLE NMS 3 IS COMING OUT?!

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT!

THEY’RE NOT DEAD!

FIRST GAME WITHOUT SIX?! HOLY SHIT YESSSS!

NEW CHARACTERS?! YESSSSSSS!

CROW MASK? YESSSSS!

CO-OP?! YESSSSSSSSSSSS!

NEW BOSSES?! YESSSSSSSS!

NEW. LITTLE. NIGHT. MARES. GAME?!

*I N H A L E*

YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSS!

#can you tell how hyped I am lmfao #i’m so excited #i love this thing #little nightmares #little nightmares 2 #little nightmares 3 #LNM #LNM2 #LNM3

[inky-quilled-dragon]

Hooooooooly Shiiiiiiiiit

Um. Brilliant. Just brilliant.

I swear i gasped thrice. That idea of using Alice as the SECOND patsy??? Fuckin brilliant that.

And just,,, yes. Perfect ending to season two—even if i do wish Bunny had a bit more of a connection to the murderer (and i wish the Rose Cooper connection was expanded on too)

And holy CRAP season 3 is gonna SLAP. Timeskip??? Charles being a suspect and definitely knowing something incriminating when it comes to sleazy Paul Rudd??? The mysterious “her”???

Dayum im so fuckin excited. Summer ‘23 now plz?

#original post #original content #only murders in the building #omitb #omitb season 2 #only murders spoilers #only murders in the building season 2

[73647e]

holy shit the poets would be in their 80s at this time if they were real???? shiiiiiiiiit

#IM GAY I CANNOT DO MATH #my posts #dead poets society #dps #dead poets #todd anderson #neil perry #charlie dalton #richard cameron #knox overstreet #gerard pitts #steven meeks

[cinnasalmon]

Oh nooo but yesssssss you tagged a post about zevlor and his body heat helping your cramps and holy shiiiiiiiiit. I have nothing constructive to say; I just needed to scream a little about it (feel better soon!)

HAHAh scream with me please!! Fuck heating pads, get you a tiefling 😤👌

Plus you know he would be at your beck and call during your period. Whatever you need, he's got it. But if you say you need him, he's all [Metal Gear Solid ❗ alert sound] and mildly confused all you need is to cuddle. Closely. Maybe naked

He's even more confused if he hugs you from behind and you drag his toasty hands right over your cramps and you groan in relief lmfao

But from then on, he'll know to do that for you every month because he's what??? A king

#bro i just woke up not even an hour ago and ive already reached critical levels of yearning #i just love having pmdd :' ) #cw menstruation #period talk #text.post

[transgenderer]

just watched the final episode of succ. holy shiiiiiiiiit. great. tight. so fucked. god

[aerodaltonimperial]

Fic premise you might be into: there's a monster in Jack's closet - any closet, any hotel room, any tent, any place he falls asleep - and it creeps out further every night. The only time it seems kept at bay is when Darby falls asleep in his room. Naturally, this needs to be tested and investigated without Darby noticing because he'll think Jack's insane. Or into him. He's neither. (One of those is a lie.) (The monster is his wanting.)

I AM SO MAD, THIS IS AMAZING AND ABSOLUTELY SOMETHING I WOULD WRITE HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT