Welcome back to another installment of That '70s Show original scripts - this time we're looking at S2xE23 "Holy Crap!"
Special shoutout to my hubby, who put this in my stocking for Christmas 😘 (The cast signatures are a reprint, but still very cool!!) There were not a ton of changes to this episode, but as always, read on for my summary.
The first change is this cut line from Eric after Red's story about his destroyer going down during the war. Eric (feebly) starts a comeback, but decides against it. 🤣
The next cut moment is Eric talking to God on the driveway when he and Laurie decide to ditch church. Also: 😂
The dialogue between the guys in the next scene at The Hub is slightly different, though the scene ends up in the same place:
The ending of this scene is different. After Kitty tells them "if you want to spend eternity doing laps in a lake of fire, that's your choice!", Red tells the kids their mother is right. And that they should sit down and watch the Brewers game and think about it. 😂
There are two small changes in this scene: Eric's cut line - "Hey, you're both right" - and Donna calling Kelso 'Michael' 😵💫
This cut line was funny - after Hyde's eloquent rant about his views on organized religion and why he doesn't participate/attend church, Eric says, "Yeah, that's what I meant. That and the tie thing."
There is this cut (mini) Eric/Donna moment: Bob thinks Eric should be at church, confessing to his dirty, dirty sins. 😂 His comment annoys Donna.
And this one, too! Donna says 'hi' to Eric when they get to heaven 😂🥰
Red and Kitty's conversation here is a little different. Kitty says Eric is 'living like a rock star' because he's sleeping with the next door neighbor and not going to church *lmao*. Red seems to disagree - he has a cut line about Eric being seventeen, and starting to make his own decisions.
In the Circle, Eric continues to freak out/disassociate. 🤣
Then there's this cut moment between Donna and Jackie 👀
Jackie makes it clear she's not taking/hearing Donna's well-intentioned advice to avoid Kelso after he's cheated on her, and claims "now she has to go sleep with him". Donna calls her "dumb - and not regular dumb, like cheerleader dumb".
(I'm personally glad this exchange was cut. Both the Jackie sleeping with Kelso line, and Donna's comment - although I can understand her frustration!)
Finally, there are two short cut scenes at the end.
In the episode, the last scene is in the Forman living room. Kitty excitedly yells, "Ha! C'mon everybody, the Formans are going to church!"
In the script, the next scene cuts to the Formans and Pinciottis in church, presumably right after that.
Then there's this cut Leo/Pastor Dave duet, which was supposed to be the credits scene.
I feel robbed!!! I want to see these two characters singing Godspell, damnit! 🤣😂
That's all she wrote, folks! Thanks for reading along for another one with me, your host, @thatseventiesbitch 😊
Other Scripts I've Posted:
S2xE20 "Kiss of Death"
S2xE22 "Jackie Moves On"
S2xE26 "Moon Over Point Place"
S5xE21 "Trampled Under Foot"
S7xE8 "Angie"
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A bat was flying around outside when the sun was starting to come up and in a panic flew towards what it thought was an open window, crashing into the glass hard and falling onto the sill just bellow
Scott jumps out of sleep at the crashing sound. “What the hell was that?” He scrambles out of bed and goes to inspect the window, and he finds the bat lying still. “Oh wow,” he says softly before running outside to check in the bat.
The bat squeaks when Scott moves to touch it. “Oh hey hey, easy little guy. You’re hurt. You hit the window real hard. Sorry. You showed up the day after I wash my windows. I won’t hurt you. I promise. Let me help you….and don’t bite me please.”
He carries the bat inside and places it carefully on the kitchen table. “Okay. I don’t know how to take care of a bat but I’ll do my best.”
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YA’LL!!!!!!!!! I can’t believe there are this many people out their that read my whumpy nonsense on here. Thank you so much to all my followers. I’m touched. I’ll have to write something special.
Would y’all want something for Ben, or for Connor? (Or possibly both?) and if so, what might you like to see? Hit me up and let me know. 🥰
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They join a stacked ensemble led by Abigail Breslin, which also includes Luke Wilson, Andy Garcia, Donald Sutherland, Ryan Phillippe, Mireille Enos, Kyle MacLachlan and Taryn Manning, as previously announced. VanCamp will play Trish’s (Breslin) loving and supportive sister Ann Weir, who is her rock through this ordeal. Murciano will portray Detective Cooley, with Sexton as Sergeant Nealis and Bowman as Trish’s husband Charles, who was left in the dark about her trauma.
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have you heard about what happened to mai rajab?
this is so so sad oh my gosh.
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Okay I’m not really a part of this fandom but I’ve been following along cuz it looks kinda cool
So I do wanna say that I noticed smth in the last episode of Hazbin Hotel involving Alastor?
Like it’s canonical that he’s never not smiling right? But I was watching his fight with Adam again and I saw this:
His shadowwwww was FROWNINGGGGG
But then it corrects itself like half a second later!!
It’s a blink-and-you-miss-it moment:
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