#He played polo

[whimsicalwavess]

I be needing some horse girl Felix in my life it’s not leaving my brain it must exist in reality

#felix catton #saltburn #cattonquick #hc #lets be honest Felix was a total horse girl #He played polo #maybe did a bit of show jumping but quit cause he’s laaazy af #Or dressage haha maybe he did dressage #Boy would need a big horse as well right with that long body #I know nothing about horses but I appreciate the vibe they do not appreciate my vibe as I be nervous #Fucker would be into fox hunting but I’ve got animal lover Felix in my brain but he does it to fit in with the other toffs #I’m imagining Oliver watching Felix ride a horse with his jaw on the floor and a stiffy #Little creep would wank off into Felix’s riding boots #And when he sees that riding crop it would all be over #Sighs guess this is going on the fic list

[aro-aizawa]

i like to think everyone has a colour associated with them, whether its just your fave colour or what you generally wear most of or what colour your bedroom walls are. i always associate the name sophie with dark blue, my mum is always a nice turquoise, i like to think my colour is a bright sunflower yellow.

if you have a specific shade pls tell me i adore when ppl have associated colours and tell me them, bc i think of them when i see that colour

#shut up danni's talking #its one of my ultimate favourite aspects of character designs and i will forever use it w my characters #but i also think abt it w ppl!!!! #its almost certainly spawned from a combo of my mum passionately loving her colour + my primary school #my primary school's name/theme/whatever was related to the rainbow #its common for primary schools in the uk for the uniform to be polo shirts and schools would pick a colour and that was your uniform #but w my school's theme being rainbows they were like lol whatever colour as long as you're in a polo shirt #so kids would choose whichever shirt colour they wanted some kids switched it up every year #others stuck w the colour they chose all 6 years #so of course i would correlate ppl w colours which is how i always relate sophie w dark blue #bc i'd play w this girl called sophie in the afterschool club who always wore dark blue through all the years i knew her #tbh i still think of my brother also as dark blue bc he would wear the same colour #if you could not guess my colour was yellow and i always felt distinctly wrong when i had to wear a different colour #there were a couple times i had to borrow a new shirt bc mine got dirty or all mine hadn't been washed so i had to wear my brother's #i don't know if its just me but i feel like everyone has an affinity with a colour even if its n9t your fave #hence the poll lmao

[hedgehog-moss]

I lost one of my chickens :( she was caught and carried away by a fox... I’ve been growing complacent about my chickens’ safety I think because we’ve only had one other attack before, a goshawk that swooped in abruptly (unsuccessfully), but no fox sightings nearby so I’ve been assuming Pandolf was a great deterrent. Which he is, just not foolproof. I’ve talked to some people in town about this and they were pretty philosophical about foxes stealing chickens, like “it’s the tribute we pay to woodland animals, it’s just a few hens here and there.” I don’t begrudge the fox for being a fox, if anything I have a renewed respect for foxes because everyone I talked to proceeded to give me their best / worst fox stories, and most of them involved foxes outsmarting humans (learning people’s habits / timetables, opening latches, faking a limp...) Still I feel terrible for my hen, she was only three. RIP Cordy :( You’ll be remembered fondly... (except by the cats.) I feel bad for the other hen too, who just lost her pal!

When I said that last thing, one of my neighbours jumped on the opportunity to try and convince me again to accept a rooster from him. He had a rooster baby boom last summer and I’ve been telling him for months that I don’t need a rooster, I don’t want to raise chickens I just want eggs, and his new argument was that a rooster would protect my hen (or if it comes to that, would heroically sacrifice himself rather than let the hen be eaten—I’m sceptical...) I asked around for a young hen but there aren’t any to be had in this season, so my remaining one is going to be alone until the spring, and my neighbour said she’d get stressed and male company is better than no company. (I wish I could ask my hen what she wants! Maybe she’s penning A Coop Of One’s Own as we speak.) I said the rooster was more likely to stress her out and harass her and he said nah they’re free ranging all day, it’ll be fine, and he’s young so your adult hen will boss him around. I was like, but then will he be any good at protecting her? etc. etc. and after a while I caved in.

When I told her about this on the phone my mum sighed “you’re terrible at saying no”—excuse me, I said no so many times and the guy just kept ploughing on until he could foist a rooster upon me. I’m good at saying no, other people are terrible at hearing it! I reassured her that I had only agreed to take the rooster for a short probationary period, and if he bothers my hen too much I’ll drive him back to his native farm. My mum was like “Drive him back? look I’m sorry I raised you as a city kid but there’s no need to waste gas on driving a rooster around, I’ll have no qualms about wringing his neck for dinner if he’s more trouble than he’s worth.” The rooster’s fate is not sealed though, if he is anywhere from vaguely useful to not actively problematic I’ll keep him, so we’ll see...!

#if i return him where he came from he'll end up eaten anyway #prove yourself rooster! escape your fate #to go back to the fox attack; my other chicken went to hide in the barn (which is always open and they were not far from it) #and i thought she'd been eaten too because i couldn't find her anywhere. until i heard her clucking to herself anxiously #i called her and she clucked louder in response but refused to come out of her hiding place #after 10min of playing marco polo with a chicken in the barn i finally found her huddled at the bottom of #the large basket i use to store kindling #and pandolf & i went to look for cordy although i didn't have any hope #and we ended up finding feathers quite far away in the woods #i was very impressed by pandolf's ability to follow the fox's smell ! i've been teaching him 'cherche' but he's not that good at tracking #or not motivated enough when it's just for fun #but since he failed in his duty to protect his flock i guess he was suddenly very determined to be #a good dog in some other way and he was sniffing the ground so seriously #sorry the post was already long and i'm writing another one in the tags!

[andy-clutterbuck]

#excuse me this crumpet is burning #Andrew Lincoln #* #andygifs #tag reads: Made of 100% Dad #also husband material #here he comes the mayor of dilfshire #lil english muffin pretending to play polo #excuse me but the nose™ #AND THE BEARD ON HIS CHIN WAS AS WHITE AS THE SNOW #cowboy take me away #i love arm #i was thinking about this today

[nicoscheer]

The reel

Well I was NOT prepared for that

#12/03/2024 #miles kane #suit Miles #his voice 👑👑🥰🥰🫶🏽😌 #and the mumbled singing everybody knows too well 🫶🏽🫶🏽🥹 #also matching sunnies #and Miles with his absolute endless energy and Robb being fuck tired 😂 #Miles would be an amazing road trip buddy #genuinely amazed how they stuff all their gear into a regular car and slight anxiety with the way Miles’ guitar is balanced on the very top #les cactus my beloved 😭😭 #don’t ask me how I feel about him wearing a size S (slim fit) #I wasn’t expecting long sleeve shirts but fully prepared for polos #him using their songs will never not make me emotional and I know it doesn’t mean anything but I love it cause it shows he’s proud of their #work he’s got good memories of this time and isn’t against showing it #the fact that he plays air guitar while trying on his clothes to see how they will feel/look on stage 🥰🥰🥹🫶🏽

[yuriprince]

pros and cons of jj mccarthy getting drafted to the vikings

pros: jj mccarthy got drafted! :D

cons: to the vikings.

#the fact he got drafted shouldn’t be surprising ik but i’m happy for him anyway #but not the vikings :( now we’ll have to play against him twice a year… #tea time! #a royal outing to the polo grounds!

[florallylly]

steve harrington would be involved in the most rich person sports. like he's part of club teams bc they're too niche to be a school team

#this is directly based off of bestie on the golf team #STEVE HARRINGTON PLAYING POLO???? #also steve harrington water polo in tandem with swim just makes sense to me #also DIVER STEVE??? #steve harrington #like yeah he's a jock #he's MY jock #and he's a snob too so let him play snobby sports #mf one hundred percent owns his own clubs #he golfs for fun anyway

[vxctorx]

[ Vic attempting to accommodate the interests of a partner who's into sports is always an amusing sight. ]

#[ especially main verse vic who just wants to be a supportive boyfriend but also secretly hates sports ] #[ unless it's polo or golf and he's the one playing lol ] #[ his sole contribution would be wearing a leather jacket to whatever bar they're going to watch the game in ] #[ and to sit there looking clueless and occasionally shocked at the 'barbarism' unfolding on tv and also around him ] #; about Victor

[crusheswhimsandfancies]

The black polo neck (x)

#god he looks so good #black polo neck #sorry for the absolute shocking quality of gifs #but I just had to #rehearsals for a play called comedians #from 2009 #interview #reece shearsmith

[ladykettlechips]

Well, now I feel inspired to write a second polo shirt-centric fanfic for Kanthony. My God, JB, why are you such an inspiration?

#kanthony #jonathan bailey in a polo shirt #so help me lord this man is my new kryptonite when he wears a polo #this is now inspiration fodder for fanfiction #Playing Dirty AU oneshot inspo #kanthony fanfic fodder #the plot bunnies rise again #Anthony Bridgerton in a polo #smash don't pass (unless its pall mall then we smash and pass lads)

[jormvngandrr]

Been having many Lux playing tennis thoughts

#hws luxembourg #aph luxembourg #its the rich ppl sports #i bet he plays polo too #he’s 10000% a horse girl no one can convince me otherwise #but i have been playing lots of tennis lately and he just popped into my head like #yea he plays this too #imagine being neurotypical and having normal thoughts #instead of like… #thinking about fictional country people 24/7 #couldn’t be me

[lost-at-hacketts-quarry]

Dylan Headcanon 9

Dylan absolutely let his Nerd Knowledge™ slip one time and showed his campers the cool "trick" that happens with Wint O Green Lifesavers when in the dark, and they absolutely loved it.

#the quarry #dylan lenivy #he was scared that he'd get teased and made fun of for slipping up but everyone thought it was really cool #the kids were flocking to and around him all night to see the magic trick (their words not his) #if you're unfamiliar with this and want to know: biting into the mint in the dark causes HARMLESS green/blue sparks to appear #idk the actual science behind it im unfortunately not dylan but hes probably really easy to find just play like marco polo or some shit tbh #its probably due to the impact and force causing some kind of compound in the mint to react but again im not dylan lenivy #or am i? #dylan lenivy ghost wrote this

[andy-clutterbuck]

Rick Grimes vs. Andy Lincoln

#Rick Grimes #Andrew Lincoln #* #rg #andygifs #i don't know how i never noticed this but #the wholly different vibes man #rick's in snarling beast mode and andy looks like he's playing a rousing game of polo in the back garden with his mates #Savage Apocalypse DILF vs the Mayor of DILFingham #and i love B O TH #why do both get to be attractive #that ain't fair #he just looks so RIGHT on a horse #did my cowboy bullshit inadvertently cause this #probably

[vancilart]

❌ be a man

✔️ be swift as a coursing river

✔️ have the force of a great typhoon

✔️ have all the strength of a raging fire

✔️ be mysterious as the dark side of the moon

#i mean he IS mysterious but for no reason really #he doesnt do anything but play with his dogs visit shelter dogs maintain his equipment and train #he's almost if not over 50 meaning he's been training for 40+ years you KNOW this person is all the things above #its the spartan upbringing of his kind that makes it #the constellation in the background is the lupus one :) #oc stuff #royaltines #please ignore that joke of a grip he has on his sword #i think im going for slavic names for his kind #bc while porcelain comes from china the characters dont reflect that #and russia was really big on manufacturing their own #they called it white gold and hid how it was made it was a big ol secret #they didnt learn it from others they developed a type of porcelain themselves #russia wasnt the first to have porcelain in europe tho marco polo brought it to italy first and france had some too but shhhhhhh

[arse-crack-thistle]

is polo morín playing philip?? like why else would he be in london? and, you know, i literally have no qualms about that casting choice except for the fact that no way is philip supposed to be that hot.

#i have been busting my brain trying to figure out who he plays #i thought philip at first but then I looked him up and i thought he was going to be an aged down raf #but someone on tiktok pointed out that he could be liam but I always thought they would end up cutting liam to save time #and why would liam need to be in london?? which leads me to believe he could be cash?? #idk man i’d just like a concrete cast list pls #rwrb #rwrb movie #polo morin #stick up his arse philip

[berniecranes]

I know I've mentioned this before but I think John loves the water. Like true and blue absolutely loves it. I think he grew up swimming. When it's a crisp sunny day out, like how he's use to— not humid, nothing is better then dipping into a pretty lake or swimming pool. I don't think he'd swim in a river; not to his standards, it'd have to a cleaner river. But a beach? Sure! Though, cleanliness thing still applies. I also think he'd enjoy being out on a boat with the cool winds, being away and just relaxing.

(Oh wanna clarify, this is very different compared to his upset in Hot Rubber & Cold Blood. There, he is very worked up and upset by something. And being uncomfortable in a humid place he doesn't like, is bringing him back to war. This is an emotional response. Not comparable to being in a place with just a legitimately refreshing summer, as he would be use to in this setting. ♡)

So, all this being said, I think he did a lot of swimming lol. I think he was on the swim team for probably as long as he could have been and he did that throughout all his years in school. That is his main sport.

Though in college, he was apart of Princeton's Water Polo team. He really liked it, it was rigorous, but genuinely fun for him. He did WoPo as long as he was in college!

(Maybe he started WoPo in high-school like 12th or 11th grade, but idk I think college works. Dont think he did normal swim while at Princeton though, due to Water Polo probably taking most of his time, sport wise. And having to still do this other clubs and so much school work... lol)

#yes this whole post was a long winded explanation to say he played water polo in uni lol #just max ramblin' #m3 etc #mafia (game) —