#also husband material

[andy-clutterbuck]

#excuse me this crumpet is burning #Andrew Lincoln #* #andygifs #tag reads: Made of 100% Dad #also husband material #here he comes the mayor of dilfshire #lil english muffin pretending to play polo #excuse me but the nose™ #AND THE BEARD ON HIS CHIN WAS AS WHITE AS THE SNOW #cowboy take me away #i love arm #i was thinking about this today

[burn-gormans-eyelashes]

I got a revelation at 3 am...

#dungeon meshi #chilchuck #chilchack #tiny husband material #also the perfect size to be grabbed by the scruff of his neck and shaken like a polaroid picture #delicious in dungeon

[kazutora-kurokawa]

hi darling! absolutely adore the recent hcs ❤️

can i request the tenjiku members and what kind of specific kinks/turn-ons and possible turn-offs they would have with their sexual partner(s) ?

Tenjiku x Reader: Turn-ons/Kinks and Turn-offs

♡ NSFW, fem reader, bondage, biting, breeding, blood kink, cockwarming, size kink, spanking, hair pulling, piercings, tattoos, face riding, thigh riding, hickeys, rough sex ♡

note: thank you for requesting love and sorry it took so long 🌸

Characters: Izana, Kakucho, Ran, Rindou, Shion, Mochi, Mucho

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Izana

🎴 He would love to tie you up, it makes him feel in control (he'd probably blindfold you too)

🎴 Loves when you sit in his lap, especially if you're riding his thigh

🎴 Likes when you pull on his hair (he would never admit it though)

🎴 Clinginess or you being too touchy is an instant turnoff for him (sorry to all the clingy babes out there)

Kakucho

🩷 He's relatively soft when it comes to sex, but he has a breeding kink

🩷 He just has this uncontrollable urge to fill you with his cum (he wouldn't even notice he has a breeding kink at first)

🩷 Likes cockwarming after he fills you up

🩷 He'd be against anything that could possibly hurt you

Ran

💜 Likes to spank you with his baton, prefers using his hand though

💜 He's not super into biting, but he enjoys leaving hickeys on your thighs and loves when you leave marks on his back with your nails

💜 He'd do anything you want except for having a threesome, he'd rather keep you all to himself

Rindou

🩵 If you have any tattoos, he's going to want to cum on them (bonus points if you get his name tatted)

🩵 Loves when you ride his face, the feeling of your thighs squeezing him turns him on

🩵 Chronic ass smacker, he always has his hands on it

🩵 Extremely loud and/or obnoxious people are a turnoff for him (in his opinion, you should only be loud in the bedroom)

Shion

🖤 Likes biting you, sometimes he nibbles and sometimes he chomps

🖤 He'd be obsessed with your tits regardless of size

🖤 He'd probably have a blood kink and would enjoy eating you out when you're on your period (you saw how he licked his bloody brass knuckles 😮‍💨)

🖤 He'd be against anything that could seriously hurt you though, if you aren't enjoying yourself then neither is he

Mochi

🍡 Size kink, this man is huge and loves being reminded of it (whine about how big he is and he's putty in your hands)

🍡 Loves women with piercings, doesn't matter where they're at. Lip piercing? Cute. Tongue piercing? Hot. Nipple piercings? He's pulling on them. Clit piercing? He's eating it up, literally and figuratively

🍡 Doesn't like when you try to take control during sex, he'll put you in your place real quick too

Mucho

🔷 Manhandles the fuck out of you, this man likes it rough

🔷 Another big man with a size kink, he loves seeing the bulge his dick makes when he's inside you

🔷 He absolutely refuses to fuck your ass (bro acts like you don't wash or wipe 😑)

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#tokyo revengers headcanons #tokyo revengers smut #tokyo revengers x reader #izana smut #kakucho smut #ran haitani smut #rindou haitani smut #mochi smut #mucho smut #shion smut #Kakucho's my kinda guy fr 🤭 absolute husband material #I want all of them but heavy on Zana and Kakucho #lowkey tho...Shion kinda 🫠 #but also Rindou 🤭 #I just want all of them lmao

[foolishlovers]

MUTUAL PINING FIC RECS: Below you'll find a list of Good Omens fics in which Aziraphale and Crowley are pining for each other.

You can request more fic recs here.

you play with my feelings (right from the start) by PenroseSun (G, 3k)

There were three things of which Crowley was absolutely certain: 1. Aziraphale, being an angel, was required to be kind and loving towards all things, even when those things were flawed or sinful or fallen. 2. Notwithstanding that obligatory kindness, Aziraphale would never, and could never truly love a demon, in any meaningful sense. 3. Despite this, Crowley was desperately, hopelessly, in love with him.

For To Quench My Thirst by apliddell (G, 6k)

After moving to Sussex with Aziraphale, Crowley is trying so hard to be satisfied with friendship and the suddenly beautiful life he already has.

Slow by write_away (T, 9k)

It started like this: A boy with the ability to warp reality met an angel and a demon and he made assumptions. You might say it started like this: An angel and a demon found a marriage contract hung on the wall of the angel's bookshop. They didn't question it. It also could have started like this: Once upon a time, the angel told the demon he went too fast. The demon took it to heart.   Aziraphale and Crowley find themselves somehow married. Crowley fears going too fast. Aziraphale forges ahead. Neither know how to ask questions of each other.

got a pretty face, pretty boyfriend too by KissMyAsthma, leukozyna (T, 9k)

Aziraphale and Crowley are next-door neighbours. They’ve been attracted to each other since they met. The only thing keeping them apart is a thin wall between their bedrooms and Atticus and Freddie, Aziraphale’s and Crowley’s respective life partners… or are they? A human AU glued together by misunderstandings and wet food.

speed limits (and how to break them) by darcylindbergh (E, 13k)

There is a trick people do with a mint candy and a bottle of cola which results in a small eruption, and something very like it, for much higher stakes than a laugh in a car park, is about to take place in Aziraphale’s back room. Or: what happens when you finally unscrew the cap on a six thousand years of repression, and drop in Valentine’s Day.

Something We Were Withholding Made Us Weak by triedunture (M, 17k)

"Yes, exactly. Retire." Aziraphale reaches for the last remaining tartlet brimming with summer berries. "Somewhere along the south coast, perhaps." Or: Crowley and Aziraphale learn to move in tandem.

32 Questions That Lead To Love by ffonippop (E, 32k)

”First formulated in 1997, [32] questions to fall in love is a study by psychologist Dr. Arthur Aron which took place at Stony Brook University, New York. The aim? Speeding up the creation of intimacy between two strangers.” The Cosmopolitan Okay, fine. Crowley was 32-Questions-That-Lead-To-Love-ing Aziraphale. Sue him. He had no expectations, all right? Just, an innocent curiosity.

Flowers From The Grave Of Our Friendship by WaitingToBeBroken (E, 50k)

Crowley is very good at temptation, not so good with what comes afterwards. Aziraphale knows demons don't love so he is happy to take anything Crowley would give him. Both of them are too blind to realize the thing they want is right in front of them.

Fledging by FeralTuxedo (M, 53k)

Cool Dad was at the school gate again. Clambering out of his ridiculous sports car like a great big spider, all black denim and designer sunglasses. What a prat. He made his way towards the entrance, followed by his equally lanky son. All the mums' eyes were on him. Which was fine. At least they weren't staring at Aziraphale for a change. Cool Dad high-fived his son goodbye, because of course he did, then sauntered back to his car. Making it look so bloody easy. Aziraphale Fell is much too young to be looking after eleven-year old Pepper. He barely has his life together as it is, with his minimum-wage job and a half-baked dream of trading rare books for a living. And as if adopting a recently bereaved pre-teen isn’t enough, there are some rather more adult problems to navigate: playground politics, the shadows of his own childhood, and the growing question of how Crowley, the only other dad at the school gate, feels about him. A human AU/kid fic.

Style and Substance by Cabernet_Woebegone (E, 89k)

“But y’know, if my boss finds out I’m helping you even a little, they’re gonna throw me out on my ass.” “Yes, I understand it is a bit of a conflict of interest for you… Is there something I can offer you in return? Something you would like?” Aziraphale questioned hopefully. You, Crowley thought loudly as he took a second sip. I want to know if you moan when you kiss the same way you do when you try something delicious. I want to know if your lips taste like Zinfandel. “Yes, actually.” Aziraphale is having difficulty running his restaurant, and it isn't helping that he believes the place across the street is trying to sabotage him. To his surprise, chef Crowley comes to him on friendly terms. Together they come up with an arrangement that could benefit them both.

On Espionage and Prophecy (or How to Accidentally, but Wholly, Fall in Love With a Soho Bookseller) by RockSaltAndRoll (E, 133k)

1941 is the London Blitz and the year that MI5 really comes into its own with the now infamous ‘double cross’ system. The service keep tabs on suspects, root out enemy agents and try to turn them into doubles. Anthony J Crowley is fucking great at this job. He can be sneaky, underhanded and damn ruthless but also charming and kind. It’s what makes him good at turning. Aziraphale is just a regular Soho bookseller who loves his shop and books and good food and wine when he’s approached by a woman claiming to be MI5, wanting to recruit him for espionage. The poor man is too trusting and gets the shock of his life when he’s approached by a charming but dangerous-looking man also claiming to be MI5. Crowley recruits Aziraphale to double cross a double crosser and Aziraphale takes to espionage like a duck to water. Danger, hijinks, and sex ensue.

Old Vines by sevdrag (E, 189k)

A.Z. Fell, one of the most respected names in wine and food blogging, has been sent on assignment with his assistant Warlock Dowling to spend six months in California Wine Country. Under direction (by his boss, Gabriel) to use this experience to double his blog followers and write a novel, Aziraphale is both excited and anxious about the opportunity. Anthony J. Crowley is the owner and viticulturalist of Ecdyses, a winery that unexpectedly fell into his lap eleven years ago when he hit rock bottom. He may be in debt, yeah, but he’s paying off his loans — and despite pressure from his lenders and their team of inspectors, Crowley has found a kind of contentment tending his little corner of terroir and producing extraordinary wine. Crowley’s old vines are the heart of his vineyard, and he’s never let anyone in. Crowley finds Aziraphale intriguing; Aziraphale finds Crowley enthralling. Turns out a famous wine expert and an experienced viticulturalist can still learn things from each other. The summer of 2019 unfolds.

#support is so appreciated <3 #just hoping someone might find a new favourite!! #i think i may have material for another 2-3 mutual pining posts ngl it's one of my favourite tropes #also i know i know i've recommended old vines a thousand times but it really is THAT fic for me. do yourself a favour and read it pls!! #good omens #good omens fic rec #go fic recs #good omens fanfic #good omens fic #aziracrow fanfic #aziracrow #crowley x aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #good omens human au #ineffable husbands #ineffable spouses #foolish recs #go fic masterpost

[anachronistic-falsehood]

PAC IS SO RIGHT WHY IS HE ALWAYS CONSIDERED THE WIFE IN FITPAC??? FIT IS THE WIFE IN THIS RELATIONSHIP AND I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE PRETENDING HE'S THE HUSBAND

#qsmp #fit is such malewife material u don't even KNOW #insert obligatory “this is just jokes i am not actually trying to assign heteronormative wife/husband dynamics to a fictional gay couple” #this is just for giggles and also i think qfit would look cute in an apron amen and thank you goodnight

[total-drama-brainrot]

i love how basically every future! au i've seen has noah divorced from emma.

it's just so funny that, instead of having the two break up amicably after dating for a while and realising they're just not compatible/meant to be, most creators go out of their way to make noah this sad divorced man who fumbled his successful lawyer wife and ended up with the short end of the stick. yes! make this man pathetic and depressed! he's the saddest wet cat in existence!

#not aimed at anyone btw i've just noticed this trend in the future aus i've read. not a complaint either. keep up the good work! 👍 #anyway i think nemma would both realise they're incompatible after the honeymoon stage wears off #becuase emma's got impossibly high standards and control issues and relationship trauma that noah wouldn't know how to help with #and noah's... noah. not exactly prime husband material for someone with standards/expectations of any kind. #plus she'd probably get bored of his lazy ass once he gets too comfortable with being a trophy house-husband #they break up under a mutual agreement and emma goes to therapy for her attachment issues 🥰 #(and then meets courtney in their shared practice and they become a power couple who help each other heal) #(also nowen husbands real) #total drama #td noah #rr emma #nemma #thoughtless posting

[fvcking-panda]

Just thinking in big nerd of comics Gareth who LOVES Marvel and went to every movie premier when the MCU started.

He used his fame as CC drummer to get tickets every time and it get a regular meme how people waited for his photos instead of the main cast, because he was photographed before and after every movie, Is kinda funny how some fans score the movie with that, if he's crying then the movie will be amazing, if he's not the movie perhaps is funny but not spectacular, If he's just smiling awkwardly then that's the lame movie even witnessed (it only happened with Iron Man 3 tho).

The first photography after Avengers wasnt Robert Downey Jr or Chris Evans or Scarlette Johansson, it was Gareth Emerson crying in Will Byers arms because he was overwhelmed for seeing his favorite heros in screen for the first time.

He eventually open his social media accounts and people though it was fake because he immediately started discussing about the MCU and the comics, his social meddia accounts are divided between Corroded Coffin news, embarrasing stories about Eddie, Will Byers n. 1 fanpage and Marvel.

He's always the most excited with new material, and when Infinity War came, Gareth had to take some days out internet before and after the movie to avoid spoilers and then because he was absolutely devastated crying in bed, Will had to post a photo where you could see him in bed cuddling his Spider Man plushie with a caption saying: "worst time to be Marvel fan but he'll survive."

Will also shares in ig stories how he's taking care of him and Eddie films himself going to the Byers-Emerson house with what it looks like buckets of ice cream saying to Steve: "dont wait for me tonight, my best friend is probably dying" and post it in tiktok.

Corroded Coffin also had the chance to record a song for the MCU and Gareth still believes is his biggest achievement, the next one is marrying with Will (and Will doesn't feel offended because he says his biggest achievement was meeting "The Clash" and then his marriage)

#gareth is a big nerd about comics #i know he told me himself #he LOVES Marvel #he likes DC too but is more a Marvel fan #i feel like he as Eddie wanted to gatekeep his favorite things but eventually matured and realized it was stupid #like he can have more material of his favorite things if that thing becomes popular #he's always answering to the new fans welcoming to the fandoms #he is like a true fan who loves saying about his favorite heros and likes the changes in the movies #hes known as the favorite geek on the internet #once someone draw him as punk Spider-Man and he not only comissioned the artist but he framed the fanart in his studio #he loves when people draw him in superhero contexts #also when his fans draw his husband #in this AU Will is a comic illustrator #and in case you havent noticed this is a greatwise post too #also Gareth admitted in one livestream that he read fanfics often #CC fans doesn't know his username and they are still looking for it #gareth emerson #eddie munson #implied steddie #greatwise #social media au #st social media au #gareth stranger things #corroded coffin #gareth the great #steve harrington #will byers

[pinkninja236]

advertising breaker whiskey to everyone I know by telling them how the wlw ship is sooooo fucked up, you should listen to it

#bw #breaker whiskey #whiskey/harry #whiskey: [accidentally implies she is harry's absent husband] #whiskey: wow she goes out of her way to get me reading material that suits my interests she must be trying to give me condescending hints #whiskey: she stopped growing blackberries because she could tell it upset me /without me ever saying anything/ she must hate me so much #ALSO THE SHARP IMPLEMENTS THING. I WROTE AN ENTIRE FIC ABOUT THAT ONE BC IT DRIVES ME INSANE #these wlw are SOOOOOO messed up you should listen to it

[ildonodellavita]

the blonde hair, the glasses, that top and the pants....

oh he's so...

#husband material #cunty #idk but he's driving me insane #he's giving ken also #damiano david #måneskin

[mysimplymagix]

there’s just something about this interview that still does things to me

his hair, his voice, the stubble, his SMILE!!!

god he’s literally so gorgeous <3

#christian pulisic #pretty boy #he’s giving boyfriend material while also giving husband material #i love himmmmmm #a trip down memory lane

[wonder-worker]

"[Elizabeth Woodville's] piety as queen seems to have been broadly conventional for a fifteenth-century royal, encompassing pilgrimages, membership of various fraternities, a particular devotion to her name saint, notable generosity to the Carthusians, and the foundation of a chantry at Westminster after her son was born there. ['On other occasions she supported planned religious foundations in London, […] made generous gifts to Eton College, and petitioned the pope to extend the circumstances in which indulgences could be acquired by observing the feast of the Visitation']. One possible indicator of a more personal, and more sophisticated, thread in her piety is a book of Hours of the Guardian Angel which Sutton and Visser-Fuchs have argued was commissioned for her, very possibly at her request."

-J.L. Laynesmith, "Elizabeth Woodville: The Knight's Widow", "Later Plantagenet and Wars of the Roses Consorts: Power, Influence, Dynasty"

#historicwomendaily #elizabeth woodville #my post #friendly reminder that there's nothing indicating that Elizabeth was exceptionally pious or that her piety was 'beyond purely conventional' #(something first claimed by Anne Crawford who simultaneously claimed that Elizabeth was 'grasping and totally lacking in scruple' so...) #EW's piety as queen may have stood out compared to former 15th century predecessors and definitely stood out compared to her husband #but her actions in themselves were not especially novel or 'beyond normal' and by themselves don't indicate unusual piety on her part #As Laynesmith's more recent research observes they seem to have been 'broadly conventional' #A conclusion arrived at Derek Neal as well who also points out that in general queens and elite noblewomen simply had wider means #of 'visible material expression of [their] personal devotion' - and also emphasizes how we should look at their wider circumstances #to understand their actions (eg: the death of Elizabeth's son George in 1479 as a motivating factor) #It's nice that we know a bit about Elizabeth's more personal piety - for eg she seems to have developed an attachment to Westminster Abbey #It's possible her (outward) piety increased across her queenship - she undertook most of her religious projects in later years #But again - none of them indicate the *level* of her piety (ie: they don't indicate that she was beyond conventionally pious) #By 1475 it seems that contemporaries identified Cecily Neville as the most personally devout from the Yorkist family #(though Elizabeth and even Cecily's sons were far greater patrons) #I think people also assume this because of her retirement to Westminster post 1485 #which doesn't work because 1) we don't actually know when she retired? as Laynesmith says there is no actual evidence for the traditional #date of 12 February 1487 #2) she had very secular reasons for retiring (grief over the death of her children? her lack of dower lands or estates which most other #widows had? her options were very limited; choosing to reside in the abbey is not particularly surprising. it's a massive and unneeded jump #to claim that it was motivated solely by piety (especially because it wasn't a complete 'retirement' in the way people assume it was) #I think historians have a habit of using her piety as a GOTCHA!' point against her vilification - which is a flawed and stupid argument #Elizabeth could be the most pious individual in the world and still be the pantomime villain Ricardians/Yorkists claim she was #They're not mutually exclusive; this line of thinking is useless #I think this also stems from the fact that we simply know very little about Elizabeth as an individual (ie: her hobbies/interests) #certainly far less than we do for other prominent women Margaret of Anjou; Elizabeth of York;; Cecily Neville or Margaret Beaufort #and I think rather than emphasizing that gap of knowledge her historians merely try to fill it up with 'she was pious!' #which is ... an incredibly lackluster take. I think it's better to just acknowledge that we don't know much about this historical figure #ie: I do wish that her piety and patronage was emphasized more yes. but it shouldn't flip too far to the other side either.

[traggalicious]

I am so fucking normal about Gale i mean i totally don’t scream every timme he addresses my Tav — “my love” — or whenever he smiles. I totally don’t get all mushy seeing him happy, or feel warm when he speaks of their relationship and his feelings. I absolutely do not find him sweet at all. No.

I’m a liar and it’s so obvious here’s some images of Ceridwen and Gale

#he’s so babygirl #i lobe him #i cant help but love him #like what am i supposed to do #not fall in love w/ a fictional man? #in my defense he’s goals #the only one i can see actually being a good long-term relationship #that is husband material if i ever saw it #anyway gale is my beloved #bg3 gale #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #gale romance #also the way he addresses Tav #my love #are you fucking for real rn #i cant #im 💖💖💖💖 #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #baldurs gate gale #baldurs gate tav #baldur's gate oc #bg3 spoilers #bg3 tav #bg3 oc #traggy’s shit #traggy’s OCs

[andy-clutterbuck]

"It's Andrew Lincoln here, drinking a cold iced tea."

#Andrew Lincoln #* #andygifs #i love me some golf dad™ #tag reads: made of 100% husband material #H A N D S #why so precious but also making me become a common gardening tool #like why #that bottom lip is illegal #even his adams apple is nice i hate myself #'even his *blank* are nice i hate myself' the title of my ted talk #refreshments are in the lobby

[venusofvolterra]

“Jane is Aro’s favorite guard” this and “Demetri is Marcus’s favorite guard” that but do you know who’s both of the queens’s favorite guard?

That’s right, it’s Felix.

They have very much a “he’s such a handsome young man” attitude towards him.

#even tho in my bc he’s physically older than sulpicia #and also Roman #twilight #the volturi #felix volturi #the twilight saga #twilight new moon #twilight eclipse #volturi #felix is husband material #demetri volturi #aro volturi #jane volturi #marcus volturi

[gnometa233]

There is this artist who is very popular in the leabian community here on tumblr and I also do love their art and have reblogged it but they also called hades from lore olympus an honorary butch lesbian and that is a sin I unfortunately cannot forgive

#this is such petty beef but like #if you read the entire comic and come away with hades being any sort of husband material #u need ur brain checked #also the way smythe treats the two lesbians and one trans woman in the comic.....its not it. #anti lore olympus

[the-ratronaut]

I just wanna say I love the new friends in S/V so much. I love that Nemona is literally Goku as a Pokemon trainer. I love that Arven is basically just your damn boyfriend and all he wants is to cook for you and the two dogs. I love that Penny is a shy, nerdy girl who becomes a sarcastic straightman when she opens up.

I love these guys so much and, despite my plentiful issues with the game, them and the story and the new Pokemon genuinely make S/V one of my favorite of the mainline Pokemon games.

#Pokemon #Pokemon S/V #pokemon spoilers #nemona #Arven #pokemon penny #Also like Nemona is dnd monk vibes and I love her for that #If she met Arceus the first thing she'd think to do was fight it #Penny is a goddamn hero and she deserves infinite happiness #Arven is husband material