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thatboisus · 4 months
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tumblr writers make shakespeare quake in his grave
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solarsturniolo · 1 month
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no watermark and HD vid quality for ya thirsty hoes 🫶🏻
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mapleandgingeroatmeal · 7 months
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I’m honestly obsessed with this character choice. Tal really said “I am going to play the most recklessly self-destructive man in the world and I am going to COMMIT to that premise.” This fucker believed in the power of friendship for one moment and was immediately like what’s the easiest way I can LITERALLY BLOW MYSELF UP for the greater good.
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stimkydukc · 3 months
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oh, so the tumblr ceo decided to lead with the wile e coyote bullshit instead of any of these supposed more serious threats because ???????????????????
i see now. thank you anonymous tumblr user; i am sure you are very unbiased, especially since the only threat i can think of on my page is my "hate trans people? kill yourself" post
i wonder why you might consider that a threat!
i wonder i wonder i wonder
(edit: added image description)
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orangechickenpillow · 4 months
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Are you normal or did the "I can't take another step" hug scene change the trajectory of your life
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meadowsofmay · 18 days
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i enjoy a great deal how likable and helpful, forthcoming in a way and genuine — an amount that a man of his position can allow himself — ludinus is on his first proper appearance. if not for caleb's knowledge and warning and m9 seeing ludinus in felderwin, you could totally see how one might trust an individual like him. especially given the stark contrast of trent's proper apparence is, him coming onto caleb like a predator, speaking and moving like a snake — immediately off-putting, provoking a knee-jerk reaction to punch his kneecaps out. it all gives you a reason to think, to stop for a moment, maybe second-guess your judgement that is based on the words of the playing characters. i just love how matt creates his characters and builds the world beyond what pcs see, how it gives room for questions and thoughts because it does not revolve around the party but the party is playing an active part in the world and knows tragically little of what's happening behind the scenes.
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sturnioloskies · 6 months
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Too Damn Long // C.S. pt4
by 💋Natalie💋
summary: chris hasn't jerked off in six weeks and desperately wants to get off
mentions: @oversturn @flowerxbunnie @mattsd0ll @angelic-sturniolos111 (let me know if you wanna be added to my tag list! 💋)
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warnings: SMUT / mommy kink / overstimulation / sub(ish)!chris / mentions of puppy sub kink / sharing is caring / minors dni
DISCLAIMER: these stories are fictional :)
text - reader
text - chris sturniolo
Word Count: 2553
The soft hum was the only sound in the room, apart from Chris’s heavy breathing. Still bound to the silk fabric covering his eyes, all he could see was the faint glow of light where the bridge of his nose pushed the blindfold off of his face. He laid still, practically vibrating with anticipation. He could feel the heat from her thighs only inches from his face. 
“What’s on your mind?” Her voice floated around him like a sweet melody. 
“You.”
“More specific, Christopher,” she demanded with a gentleness in her tone. 
“P-Please,” he begged. “I-I can’t…I…fuck,” he panted, throwing his head back against the pillow. 
“I believe in you,” she laughed lightly. He groaned, feeling her hot breath against his shaft. He went to try again, but gave up entirely when he felt her lips pressing a gentle kiss to his tip. It took everything in him not to buck his hips up and shove his cock down her throat, even though he really fucking wanted to. “Try again,” she cooed. 
Chris paused, collecting his thoughts as he felt her licking at his tip. “You, you’re the only thing on m-my mind, mama,” he breathed out, shuddering as her tongue swiped along his slit, tasting his arousal. “Fuck, I wish I could see your pretty pussy,” he whispered, leaning his head up a bit. “It’s so pretty, mamas. I could look at your pretty little pussy for days,” his confidence grew as he spoke, and so did his desire for her. “Please let me taste you, I’ll make you feel so good. Please sit on my face,” he whispered, running one of his hands up her thigh, digging his fingers into the plush skin. “God please, I need to taste you again.”
Her hips sunk down closer to his face. His nose brushed lightly against her inner thigh and he navigated his way to her cunt with ease. With her silent approval, he nestled his face between her thighs, wasting no time to begin licking at her entrance eagerly. Her arousal was sweet, like the sweet nectar of fresh summer strawberries, dripping onto his tongue like honey. He couldn’t get enough of the taste of her. He had never tasted something more delectable in his life. If he was on his deathbed, his last wish would be to taste the sweetness between her legs one more time. Chris moaned, flicking his tongue against her clit. As if on cue, a filthy whimper escaped the girl on top of him. 
Chris smirked, doing it again, receiving the same outcome as before.
Just as he went to do it another time, his hips jolted forward, bucking into the air as a wave of pleasure ran through him unexpectedly. He whined, lips parting as the vibrations ran through his cock like electricity. 
“Oh, baby,” she purred. “You’re already making a mess.”
His aching cock throbbed, precum leaking from his swollen pink tip. He shivered as it began trickling down his shaft. “Holy fu-fuck,” he panted. Baby. His dick twitched. God he loved when she called him that. 
“Such a messy boy. Do you like how that feels, Chris?” She asked him, his name sounding like a lustful hymn as it fell from her lips mindlessly. She had no idea what she was doing to him, or maybe she did. She probably did. 
“Christopher.”
She definitely did.
“Y-Yes, yes,” he whined out. “G-God it f-feels s-so g-good,” he stammered. He could feel the vibrator being pressed to the base of his cock, stimulating both his shaft and his balls. He wanted to toss his head back, but he couldn’t bring himself to get out from between her heavenly thighs. Coming to his senses, he tightened his grasp on her thighs, pulling her hips closer to him. 
A single click echoed in the room. Chris choked out another whine as the vibrations grew more intense. 
“You need to be patient, baby-”
“C-C-a-an’t,” he exhaled, his voice wavering. 
“Yes you can.”
“P-Pl-lease,” he whimpered out and his hips bucked up unintentionally. He moaned as his cock grazed her cheek, he could only imagine the look in her eyes as he rutted against her face.  “S-S-orry,” he barely whispered.
“Look at you, like a little puppy in heat,” she giggled softly. She moved the toy, changing the angle that it was being held at against Chris’s aching cock. “You love this, don’t you?” she teased him. 
He was in no position to disagree. “Y-Yes, fuck, yes mommy,” he whined, moaning out again as another spot was stimulated on his shaft. “Sh-Shit, please can I eat your pretty pussy, please mommy, I’ve been so good,” he pleaded. “I-I’ve d-done everything you wanted, p-please let me t-taste you, I’ll do anything.”
She lowered her hips entirely, putting all of her weight onto his face. Chris didn’t waste a single second as he plunged his tongue inside of her. He wrapped his arms around her thighs; he wasn’t going to let her tease him the whole night. If that meant holding her onto his face until he made her cum, so be it. His breath hitched as the vibrator setting went up another notch, the click almost silent and covered up by their heavy breathing and filthy sounds of desire. “Fuck,” she squeaked out, rocking her hips against his tongue. “Such a naughty boy,” she hummed. 
Whimpers vibrated in the back of Chris’s throat while he continued to go down on her. He shook his head ever so gently, burying himself impossibly deeper between her legs. His nose pressed against her drooling core, his tongue against her clit as she rocked her hips back and forth, fucking herself on his tongue. There wasn’t a price Chris wouldn’t pay to watch her right now. Confined to the dark void behind the blindfold, he had to rely on his imagination and hope it would paint the picture for him perfectly. The thought alone made his cock twitch, his hips bucking once more. Another whorish moan fell from his lips as his cock grazed her cheek again. 
She tried to lift her hips away. She felt a tightening warmth in her stomach, she was close, but she wasn’t ready for things to be finished. She clicked the button on the toy in her hand, turning the setting up once, twice, three times. Chris choked out a cry, his hips involuntarily rutting forward again. “G-God fuck,” he whined, running a hand along her spine and up to her neck, grabbing a fistful of her hair. 
“Chris-”
“Fu-uck,” he whimpered, pushing her face closer to his crotch. “M-Mo-mmy, pl-ease, s-so good,” he panted, bucking his hips up. The feeling of her skin against his shaft sent waves of pleasure through his body, his arousal running down his length. “G-Good b-boy, I’m a g-ood b-oy,” he chokes out his words, a short pause following behind each word. His other arm, still wrapped around her waist, pulls her hips down to his face once more. He presses hungry kisses to her cunt. “P-Please, say I’m a g-good b-boy. S-Say I’m a g-ood b-bo-oy,” he chokes out again.
She whimpers, her grasp on the toy loosening as she let him take what little control he had. “Such a good boy, Chris. You’re such a good boy for me.” A shaky breath passes her lips as he flicks his tongue repeatedly against her sensitive clit. “O-Oh god,” she whined, attempting to lift her hips as she felt her orgasm growing closer. Chris refused, holding her in place as he abused her clit with his tongue. Overcome with pleasure, she released the toy in her hand, her mind growing foggy with her growing release. “So close, Chris, p-please don’t stop,” she pleaded, her eyes fluttering closed as her hips rocked against his face. 
The vibrator landed between them on the bed, pressing against Chris’s sack. His hips rutted upwards again. Unable to contain himself, Chris held her face down to his crotch, rutting against her at a desperate pace. “Aah, h-holy f-fuck,” he moaned. “Mmmhhh, f-fuck m-ommy,” he hiccupped, sucking softly on her budding clit. 
She wasn’t sure why she found it so hot, but his uneven thrusting against her face was driving her crazy. She stuck her tongue out, licking at his shaft with urgency, wanting nothing more than to get him off again, and he was very close to his second release. She watched in awe as his cock rutted upwards. “So needy. Such a horny little puppy,” she moaned softly, taking his dick in her hand and beginning to stroke him quickly. “Do you need to cum, baby?”
“Y-Yes, I- Aah, f-fuck,” he panted, licking and sucking at her folds, flicking his tongue expertly over her clit again, increasing his speed as he felt his orgasm inching closer and closer. He wanted her to cum first, he would wait as long as he needed to just to make her finish first. He felt her thighs closing in on him, his cock jolting at the feeling of her beginning to fall apart on top of him. “W-Want you to c-cum first,” he exhaled, sucking on her sweet bundle of nerves, his tongue running through her drenched folds. 
She whined, rocking her hips a few more times before she was coming undone. One last swipe of his tongue had her falling apart, the tightening warmth in her stomach releasing. “Ch-Chris,” She cried out. He pulled her down, flattening his tongue against her pussy as she finished, rocking her hips to ride out her orgasm. 
Chris lapped up her juices, afraid to waste even the littlest bit of her sweet nectar. His hips bucked up, the vibrator still stimulating him as it pressed against his balls. “F-Fuck I’m cumming. Fu-uck,” he hiccuped, arching his back, his shoulders tensing up. He rutted against her face once…twice…a third and final time. He whimpered as the warmth engulfed him, his brain growing fuzzy. He moaned out as each wave of pleasure ran through him, thick hot ropes of cum coating her face. He bucked his hips, an aftershock pulsing through his cock, another spurt of cum leaking down his shaft, which she attended to quickly, licking him clean. 
Chris panted, whimpering as the vibrations continued. He whined, bucking his hips up repeatedly. “F-F-Fuck,” he cried out. She took ahold of the toy once again, pressing the vibrator to Chris’s sensitive tip. “Aah, unghhh f-fu-uck, s-so g-good,” he sobbed, his thighs beginning to shake from the intensity of his orgasm, and now from the overstimulation. “Oh g-god, f-fu-uck y-yeah,” he exhaled, collapsing back against the bed, squirming underneath the toy that she was pressing to the head of his cock. 
She repositioned herself to sit between his legs, still stimulating his painfully hard dick. “You wanna take off your blindfold?”
“G-God please,” he begged.
“Go ahead, pretty boy.”
He ripped the blindfold off, looking at the beautiful girl in front of him. Her face was still covered in the mess he had made from his last orgasm. He watched with lustful eyes as she collected his cum on her fingers, licking herself clean. “So messy,” she purred. 
Chris couldn’t even form words. He winced, the stimulation beginning to be too much for him to handle. He threw his head back against the pillow, lips parted, filthy whimpers spilling from his mouth. A sheen of sweat glistened across his forehead. “C-Can’t d-do another,” he whimpered. 
“I think you can.”
“N-No, i-its too m-much,” he whined, his eyes closing tightly as he felt that familiar warmth growing in his stomach again. 
“You know what to say if you want me to stop, don’t you?” She asked, turning the vibrator up onto the highest setting. Chris bit his lip, throwing his head back again, his hips lifting involuntarily at the intense sensation. “Did you forget your safeword?” 
“N-No-o,” he panted, grasping the sheets in a tight fist. 
“No what?”
“N-No m-mommy, I r-remember it,” he exhaled shakily, pursing his lips as his eyes fluttered open, looking up at her. 
“Don’t you like when mommy makes you cum?” She teased, running a hand up his thigh. He looked at her, his eyes hooded. He could barely process the words she was saying, all he could think about was the pleasure coursing through him, the intense vibrations making his cock throb and twitch. He nodded his head, his mouth feeling dry from how vocal he had been. “You haven’t been soft all night, how many times am I gonna have to drain your balls before you’ve had enough?” She continued, enjoying the effect she was having over him. 
He couldn’t answer, he couldn’t even think straight. His gaze flickered down to her thighs, thinking about how soft they would feel if he fucked his cock between them. He looked back up at her face, her swollen lips taunting him and his imagination as he thought of her taking his entire shaft down her throat, fucking her mouth until her makeup ran and she had drool running down her chin. His third orgasm grew closer with each filthy thought that invaded his mind. Her soft lips sucking on his sack, his cock sliding between her perky breasts while she sucked on his tip, him teasing her folds with his shaft, watching her squirm under him and beg him to fuck her senseless. 
“C-Cl-lose,” he choked out. 
“Are you close, baby?”
He nodded desperately. “M-Mommy-”
“How do you feel?” She smirked at him.
“G-Good, feels s-so good-”
“Try again. How do you feel, baby?”
“I feel amazing, miss,” he sobbed. “Oh g-god, just like that,” he panted, her free hand beginning to stroke his length once more. “Just like that, mommy. F-Fuck, nngh,” he whimpered, bucking his hips up into her hand. 
“My, my… look at you, so desperate,” she whispered. She watched him, loving the sight in front of her. Chris humping her hand, so desperate to reach his third orgasm of the night. He panted and moaned with each thrust. “Do you wanna cum?”
“S-So-o b-ad,” he breathed out. “Mommy, oh g…I can’t…fuck…mmmh…mommy…” he panted heavily, a bead of sweat rolling down his forehead as he continued fucking his cock into her hand. 
She abruptly removed her hand and the toy, shutting it off. Chris whined, lifting his hips up. “N-No, p-please, I’m a good boy, mommy,” he hiccupped. “I’m a good boy, I’ve been a good boy, p-please mommy. Keep playing with me, please mommy.”
She leaned in, pressing a soft kiss to his lips. “You talk a lot, you know that?” she whispered. 
Chris blushed wildly. “S-Sorr-”
“It’s fucking hot,” she interrupted his apology. 
“Wh-Why did you stop,” he whined, his dick aching with desire. “I was s-so close-”
“It’s about time we get to the fun part,” she responded, kissing him again. She noticed his heavy breathing. “You okay?” 
“Y-Yes, mommy.”
“You think you’re up for it?”
“Fuck, yes m-mommy.”
She smiled at him, running her fingers through his messy sweaty hair. “How do you want it?” She asked him. 
He let out a shaky breath. 
She chuckled. “Your favorite?”
He nodded. He couldn’t trust himself to form words right now. 
She kissed his lips one last time. “Go ahead, baby. Do whatever you want, you have the control now.” 
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a/n: welp, niagara falls might go out of business after this update.
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bellasturn · 26 days
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My pussy literally has their names written all over it!
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elitehoe · 1 month
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We've actually never been so fucking back
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sturnwritess · 3 months
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cause real!>!>!>!>!>!
do you guys ever just scroll through tumblr and see other people's work and it affects you hard, then you realize your writing is booty shit ball sack condom used bologna shit stain cream pie doodo peepee cum wet rag stuffed in a dogs shit pile being ate by ants while watching it expire and taking another piss on it while taking a shit as you see it mold type of work compared to theirs!!
cause this is me
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hamzterstyle · 10 months
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matt sighting ‼️
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softcitrus2345 · 7 months
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Hi, I absolutely love your art!! I wanted to ask about the latest kinktober prompt? When Damien woke up in Matt's body, Matt had what I think are claw marks? If they are, what happened to him? Again, I love your art and I hope you have a nice day!!
Congratulations, anon! You have unlocked: LEMON'S OC LORE
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The difference in tone between their canon stories and what I share of them here is so funny to me XDD Sorry if I threw yall off with the sudden angst posting, it won't happen too often here-
Thank you so much for the ask anon! I really appreciate your sweet comments and curiosity about my silly little fictional guys ;;w;;
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sturnioloshacker · 6 months
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GUYS WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
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Can we talk about how TERRIFIC Matt Dahan's film score is for Workin' Boys? Like, damn. The way he weaves in Jeff's various different Hatchetfield motifs throughout the film and in the perfect places while making them sound completely fresh? The "Show-Stoppin' Number" remix for the title card song? Just wow. Amazing job. I'm so glad and grateful that Starkid found Matt.
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chronicoverachiever · 2 years
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Holy mother of fuck. HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING SHIT GUYS HES BACK FOR 18 EPISODES
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rosetinted-escape · 3 months
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Petition for Muse to do another by-request gig bc honestly I think that would fix me.
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