#HES MY BABH

[sunflowerseraph]

I lovemy cats k think id die horribly without them

#my babie.s kiss ur pets on the head remember this #seraph.txt #purring and tuckedinto my arm just like when he was a babh kitty :(((((

[favroitecrime]

just finished 12 season of bob’s burgers and i’m not ready for the movie not season 13

#i wanted to prolong this bas alas #i’ve seen some animation pics from the movie and it looks GOOD #also season 12 was really great arc wise imo it really had the kids address themselves and their behaviors which i adored #i love the kids a lot a lot actually and i love joining bob and linda watching them grow up #i love the moments louise decides she wants people to have fun #and i love when tina has moments where she realizes she doesn’t need the group of friends she’s built #but also she’s embraced their friendship as well especially with the boys #a whole episode where willingly hung out with and helped zeke is IMMENSE growth on her part ESPECIALLY when jimmy jr wasn’t even there #also while she’s still 13 and her crush on jj is still there she’s accepted him as a friend and has learned to treat that friendship nicely #and i love that she’s allowed herself the room to be mean to him too sometimes cause he deserves it whack him again for me T! #AND GENE my baby who is funny enough imo the most similar to bob #like all kids have some traits they’ve got from him and linda but gene reminds me of him in funny ways esp a younger version of him #i really believe bob would’ve been more like gene had his mother not passed and his father not gotten distant #but anyway gene’s seriousness and the way he behaved in the locker love mv episode stood out to me personally #but also the creativity that exists in them both and is expressed so beautifully with what they love #bob with his burgers and gene with his music #and then also tina with her writing and louise with her scheming #but also gene not being too clingy with linda this season is such a refresher cause that was getting too much too weird #and louise is my babh i could talk for hours about her actually #and then bob and linda and their evergrowing love for each other #and then for their kids who they want the best for and it’s starting to become obvious to them that their kids are gonna need them a lot #more often because this season and i’m gonna assume the movie and the next season are gonna introduce more insecurities into the kids’ lives #which isn’t to say they weren’t there before or weren’t insecure before but i think it’ll continue to be pointed out more #they’ve done a wonderful job of raising their babies to be as expressive of themselves as they want to but the world as we saw in the season #12 finale isn’t ready for that kind of expression and it’s gonna hit the kids pretty hard because they’re all weird and different and the #kind of weird and different the world chews and spits out so they’re gonna need to fall back heavily on their parents as well as their #circles which the show developed more this season #with tina and the kids krew and then gene with his growing friendship with courtney and alex and even peter #and then louise and her friendship with rudy and ollie and andy and jessica and millie #tag: bob’s burgers watch

[konigsblog]

༉‧₊˚. COCKWARMING SIMON RILEY ｡*ﾟ+⭒·｡

simon who will have you cockwarm his thick cock with your mouth whilst he works away on reports. knowing simon; he's a huge tease, those gags give him superiority over you, a sense of power. chuckling lowly when he bucks and thrusts into your warm mouth, hitting the back of your throat painfully.

“keep tha' mouth open f'me, doll.. bein' such a good girl, yeah? 'course.. 'course, you're fuckin' addicted to this dick, ain't you? mm, yeah, i know babh, keeo droolin' all over me, nearly finished and i'll let you suck my thick dick however you like..”

his questions were more rhetorical as your sounds were muffled and quiet, tears streaming down your cheeks and staining them, becoming a drooly mess beneath him on your knees. it felt like hours before he let you suck him off, the weight of his girth in your wet mouth ached your jaw, finally able to give him a messy and sloppy blowjob with your eyelids heavy and fucked-out. choking on him thick and milky cum when he spurted deep inside, running down your throat and staining your tongue before he barked an order.

“swallow.”

#orla speaks #fem! reader #use of ‘girl’ #he'd love something like this #you can't change my mind #banner credit to @saradika #simon ghost riley #ghost simon riley #simon riley #simon ghost riley x reader #ghost cod #ghost mw2 #ghost #ghost call of duty #cod x reader #cod imagine #cod x y/n #ghost mwii #ghost x reader #simon riley x reader #simon riley smut #simon riley x you #simon

[sebsxphia]

Thinking about your first trip with one of the boys (your choice but I personally think of Bob) after the baby and you hear a random babh crying, triggering your milk letdown. Your sore and uncomfortable and leakinf everywhere. Cue them offering to 'help' and pulling you into the nearest bathroom to suck on your tits to give you some release, rutting into you for a bit before fucking you dumb while still sucking on your milk

yeah babey these are the lactation kink thots i like!!!!!!!!!!! especially with bobby omg omg omg

it’s your first trip without your baby. it happens while you wait in line at the gas station on route to the hotel bob has booked for the long weekend. a baby crying behind you makes you grab onto your breasts and go wide eyed at bob. he rushes to pay for the petrol and sweets you picked up, hastily asking for the key for the side bathroom in tow.

he hurries you into the bathroom and you strip yourself of your t-shirt and bra. you go to grab some tissue but bob pulls your chest towards him. “no, fuck. come here. let me help, darlin’.” he practically growls with a hunger in his eyes. he dampens his bottom lip with his tongue and dips his head down to press his lips flush against your breast.

bob has you pressed up against the flimsy sink counter top with his tongue running soothing circles around your nipple, every so often grazing his teeth along the soft flesh to release the milk. he alternates between each breast and you’re letting out whines with your hands buried in his hair and tugging on it. he’s rutting his hips into you and you can feel his semi growing. it’s making you both embarrassingly turned on and the hormones only cause more milk to build up.

bob hoists you onto the sink counter and slips your skirt up your thighs and brings his aching cock out of his trousers. he parts his mouth from you as he sinks into you with a heavy groan. the milk dribbles out and he licks it up eagerly before latching back on. the sensation of the feeling of release, bob’s mouth working over your sensitive nipples and the feeling of his cock hitting the sweet spot inside of you causes your body to go limp. a string of moans leave your lips as you come around him for the second time in an embarrassing amount of time. the overstimulation of bob still sucking on your milk driving you both feral.

fuck fuck fuck this has awoken something sooooo deep in me 😵‍💫🥴 thank you so much for this insane thot my dear anon!! 💌

#💌you’ve got mail #robert bob floyd #robert bob floyd x y/n #robert bob floyd x you #robert bob floyd x reader #bob floyd x y/n #bob floyd x you #bob floyd x reader #robert floyd x reader #robert floyd x you #robert floyd x y/n

[jellazticious]

Pizza Tower hcs in case my doodles are so whack out of context

~ Gustavo is a regular ass human. Everyone just thinks he's a gnome

~ Pepperman has never seen Gus the entire time the game is happening but he saw pics of him. He just thinks Peppino has garden gnomes of the same design

~ The Noise is aroace, I cannot stress this enough for some of y'all in the tags of THAT comic

~ Peppino is good at cooking ANYTHING BUT A PIZZA

~ Stick is gay married to Burton for the tax benefits

~ Noisette is a fantastic baker but can't make anything else edible

~ Fake Peppino is a smartass. Think the raptors from any Jurassic Park movie

~ Peppino and Vigi has an ongoing thing where they can't beat the "same flavour of person" allegations

~ I have said this multiple times and I will not get tired of it. Peppino is a clone, the one with the most perfect body build

~ Pepperman's mother is an apple and his looks took from her

~ His dad from the royal side of the family fucking hates his guts, tried to disown him but died before doing that, leaving his son who has every disease to inherit the riches

~ Vigi can use a lump of himself as hands without the gloves. He can have as much nubs that holds stuff at the same time but he can only have two functioning hands (I have drawn him hold a mug using an extension of himself)

~ Gustavo and Pepperman have size changing powers but only when it's funny

~ Fake Peppino has loose skin instead of goopy

~ Pizzahead and Mr Stick graduated from the same place

~ Their course? why of course it's BABH (bachelors in the arts of being a hack)

~ Everyone knows who Peppino is prior to the events of the game but Peppino has no recollection of the tower except Noise

~ Noise occassionally goes out and they have worked together

~ Noise peaked as an entrepreneur and an actor and he has way too much money to know what to do with it which is why he's doing fuckall

~ Peppino and Anton are exes

~ He is also bisexual

~ I'm so sorry everyone but Vigi is so cishet to me :sob:

~ I do not know if people will miss this for a fourth time but Pepperman is intersex

~ I dunno what to tell you but I just know Noisette is a powerful cosmic being who thinks mortals are funyy so she lives as one

#Pizza Tower #Jell tells shit #any questions are to be directed to the mail

[kirk-says-wah]

YO I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS GOING TO BED CRYING LIKE A FUCKING CHILD WTGSGHSHXJEKXNHD👹👹😭👹😭👹 THE FIRST PART MADE MY TEETH ROT FUCKK LARS AND KIRK NEWD TO GET A FUCKING ROOMNDJDJDJXJ🏳️‍🌈🦅🏳️‍🌈🦅🏳️‍🌈🦅 AND IN THE ENDD HELLOO IM CRYING FOR MY BABH KIRRKK NOOOO SOMEONW BEAT UP DAVE BEFORE HE GETS TO HIM PLEASSEE HAVE CLIFF KICK HIS ASS👹👹👹🔪🔪🔪👹👹👹👹👹FUCK THAT'S A GOOF CHAPTER AT 3AM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA🦅🦅🦅👹👹👹

-👹🦅 anon

Thank youuuuu!!! Honestly I love writing Kirk and Lars they’re so cute together. Dave definitely needs his arse kicked for treating poor Kirk like that and for what he’s about to put Kirk through. Hopefully someone will save the day 👀

#unhinged anon #lovely anon #metallica #metallica fanfiction #asks #st anger

[thelonesomequeen]

Relying tto the anon who sent in the ask about the babh publication:

A source talking about a celeb couple trying to have a baby is basically talking about their sex life and i HIGHLY doubt that they want that to be talked about, especially to an unknown magazine. Although i guess you could say that that's basically how the engagement rumors started (unknown magazines talking and giving details about them beeing engaged and how or where he proposed) and that turned out to be true. But that kind of info (an engagement) isn't as private as a couple trying to have a baby. Cuz when someone is engaged it's out to all the people they know and theg are close to but trying to conceive is something that definitely a couple doesn't talk about openly (not if they're private) let alone have a "source" talking about to got knows what magazine.

I would agree. I can understand a “we’d like to start a family in the next year” type of comment with people you’re close to, but nothing like a “I put my sausage sauce in her last night because we want a baby now!” type of thing. Most people don’t share details that specific lol 🦎

[lemonhemlock]

Lol saw talks of Lannister oc so had to chime in 😆 haven't really written or posted anything on this since don't think I can get the time, too, but I do have a self-indulgent Lannister oc who's paired with Aemond ✌️

Her name's Ariella Lannister, most often called "The Lovely" Ameond reffers to her as "My fierce Lioness"

Her kids :

Aurion Targaryen ( first born ) he kinda 💀 during b&c since Daemon said a son for a son.

Vaella Targaryen, Raella Targaryen ( twins )

A miscarried babh this happened due to b&c since Ariella was pregnant at the time, so you can imagine how it felt her and Aemond losing their firstborn son plus an unborn baby.

She's cunning, ambitious and a tad bit psychotic after losing her kids goes "let's be clear I trust no one"

She has both mommy issues and daddy issues 🤡

Jason wasn't a stand-up dude, and Ariella was his oldest child/daughter he was looking to get her betrothed to Aegon first, but that didn't work out. Johanna wasn't a tochy feely mom she mostly left Ariella to the maids and other people to take care of ( which honestly something standard considering it's Westeros ) the person Ariella is closest to was Tyland he was the cool uncle who taught her how to read and would teach her about politics and such.

Strives for achieving the best she's very competitive since had 5 other sister so she doesn't want to be overshadowed by them in anyway wants to be "The Golden Girl" tries her best to achieve that can come off as spoiled but that's just how she's raised lol being the daughter of the Head of House Lannister.

She's sends her two daughters to Casterly Rock during the whole Rhaenyra take over and goes into hiding herself.

Lol, I'm not sure what else I had planned for her, but definitely a remarriage after Aemond dies because she wants to have power to protect herself and her daughters and not just be "The Kinslayers Widow" could marry Aegon when he takes back the throne but he dies not long after so will be tricky 😂

Her FC was Matilda Lutz loved her vibes in Medici, and she gave me Lannister girly 💅🏼

You should have her marry Aegon II for the lolz and run Cregan Stark out of town! Then she machinates her way into being one of Aegon III's regents. 🙈

#or her and aegon ii live happily ever after ofc and she gets to rule in his stead #sugarapplefairy #ask #aemond x OC

[assasinzgf]

thats my babh man .. hes gonna be mine its written in the stars i prayed for this and imma keep praying amir i know you hear me please come to me im not gonna turn you away

[sxulpix]

okay listen,

i hate tony stark

that's it send post

#im tired bc jts 4:40 but i cant go tk bed til the sun rises bc km babh and scars dsjfhdf #i also havent gotten like much sleep the past few days sk km runnin on funes baby #but im rewatching civil war bc im sad and inlove steve #and like #boohoo bucky killed ur parents #he was Litcherally brain washed and not in controm n ur still gonna throw a fit and try and kill hom? #i hate tony!! #im glad he died lmao #anyway bucky did literally nothing wrong u cant chanbe my mind #i will be accepting No criticism on this fuck u

[heckinbutt]

Update: so last Saturday, god vibe checked my ass, and let me tell you I don’t think I passed. My dislocated knee be like, “.—. THAT SHIT HURTED.!.”

#good news is that baby yoda is what is fueling me #babh yoda can actually stomp on my toe and i woukd be jelly #honestly if baby yoda blinked i think id combust #idk if i spelt combust right but u get the point #baby yoda is babey #hes babi #babee? #babyie #yup #are you still reading this? #BABY #YODA #PLEAS #SEND #HIM #LET HIM HEAL MY DISLOCATED KNEE #thats all #thats my peace #also #swag #okay im done #or am i? #jk

[jaakey]

he is the cutest boy on earth 💗💖💓💖💓💖💓💖💞💖💝💖💞💖💓💖💓💖💝💖💝💖💓💖💓💖💞💖💝💖💞💖💓💖💓

#i love dark and wild yoongi SO MCH THATS MY BABH . 💕💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘 #i dont ever want to see any slander about his hair here i LOVE IT CUTIE :( #very special to me...... i love yoongi #omg i would do anything for him he owns my heart #.txt

[gayoongles]

YOONGI IS SUCH A FUCKING BABY IM SOBBING

#IM SOBBING I KNEW RHAT WAS MY BABH WHEN I SAW THE NOTIF I KNEW IT #N THEYN I CLICKED ON IT SNF THAT OICUTE CAME IP N IM SOBBING ???? #yoongi #stfu alex #HES JUST. A LITTLE BOY !@

[shockpop]

MY FUCKING BABY

#* . + OOC . #THATS #MY #FUCKING #BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY #MY BABBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY #THIS IS HIS SECONd OFFICIAL ART WITH ALL MIGHT MERCH ... U KNOW HE FUCKING LOVES ALL MIGHT TOO!!!!! #IM CRYINGGGG #I LOVE HIM SO MUUUUUUUUUUUCH #THAT IS MY FUCKING BABH

[askandsmile]

got a barricade of anons being down so my take is:

whatever happens in the au, it's still in the au. how could varchies not be upset or frustrated with an au where archie is choosing to marry betty, wants to have a baby with her, etc? i mean, the context is key here, right? for archie to even consider being with betty, veronica can't have importance in his life. the other 100 episodes showed us how it is.

they gave us varchie in s5, a solid buildup with good pay off. then they had veronica dump archie so things could switch and they're gonna give b*rchie s6 so this ship has "its chance".

(let's not discuss how 3748383 chances they could've had and didn't take but well)

at some point, in this show, the bughead x b*rchie love triangle would play out. betty is a fan favorite, she's ras favorite character, she has most screentime than everyone in the show, and her only love interests so far have been the hero and the narrator here. this show thinks they're some noir excellency, i swear. did they play with this mess way too late in the show? yes, but it's what they're deciding to do, and we can't do anything about it.

also, there's the thing with reggie and veronica right now. that's upsetting for us too, right? (although if the ross reggie version is real, i will laugh forever) so yeah. maybe veronica tells archie she never loved him, only reggie. maybe archie tells veronica he never loved her, only betty. etc. etc. etc. but honestly, we know this isn't true and the 100th episode is not here to rewrite the story.

so, eh. i don't care. and if they hint to a future where bughead are together but so are veggie, or they hint to a 'is betty with archie or jughead?' future where veggie is together, or or or, it's whatever. varchie will be back when it can.

i know some of you think like "oh but this is the 100th episode and varchie was an important part of the show so why do we get-" well, planting any seeds for varchie there wouldn't make the babh thing plausible, right? and that's the story they're trying to tell now.

(think about some other thing too: in an episode that's jughead-centric, betty is def seen as more important to him than tabitha, who he's currently in a relationship with in both universes. so yeah.)

yadayadayada, if you're gonna watch the episode try to embrace the craziness and funny moments, and in the end of the day if ba plays out and doesn't work out in dale even if they are explored (exploring doesn't mean getting all the content in the world and getting married and 483884 babies and a house btw), then there was no need to panic.

plus, we all know who really is the love of their lives, don't we?

tl;dr:

just another episode of s6A

[iemergedoutofthewater]

Sebastian's got some new hair 😊

#lol my mom was putting her hair on him and he kept trying to bite it #I told him to stay still while I took a photo which is when he posed in that first pic #rt #A GOOD BABH #sebastian