#HELL FUCKING YEA BABEY

[yaelartworks]

listen, im not saying i have the coolest halloween costume but...

will you take on the task of lantern bearer

#hell yea babey #hot as fuck #halloween #halloween cosplay #halloween costumes #over the garden wall #otgw #otgw beast #the beast

[ttsquid]

space and multitudes :3

#its squid hell yea babey #why have a sona if its not cute as fuck :D

[tt-squid]

:3

#its squid hell yea babey #i spent FAR too long on these two fucking hexagons lol

[m6c024420]

Hello crew 😏

#jackass #johnny knoxville #bam margera #yeah dude #ryan dunn #steve o #heartagram #hell yeah #hell yea babey #fuck yeaaa

[tokentitan]

Not alone do i want to live life,fuck yeah it’s a vibe

#fuckyeah #fuck it #hell yea babey #feeling unwelcome #not wanted here #might not make it to tumblr #not totally fucked

[zexonyte]

alright folks

i found this buried somewhere in my notes app and im 87% sure i wrote it bored out of my mind during english class. so have some crudely written 2000 or so words of Starman Headcanons (somewhat) (1/3)

metallic shell, organic insides (mostly)

some sort of affinity for magnetic fields. maybe how some grow spikes? like a long time exposure to strong magnetic fields makes them grow spikes. i can see it

born without their shell, forming it throughout childhood. it's the part that regenerates the fastest, but wounds or shell damage is still highly dangerous because it may make it grow in undesirable spots, such as inside your body, and the boosted growth endangers you even more. kinda like those boars with tusks that can pierce their own skull. and corals

speaking of corals. that's how they form the shell. just as giegue's species, starmen come from an aquatic planet with a shit ton of metallic matter suspended on it? is that the word? whatever its like ferrous water. they use it to build the shells like corals do. underneath it they bear resemblance to giegue's species if they were like tailless and earless and all

oh yeah both of those share a common ancestor. yea they're from the same planet. yea that strange camaraderie is part of why giegue's species allow the starmen to use PSI. ill get back to this later maybe

also giegue's species is a mouthful so im gonna call them gamers now

starmen reproduce mainly asexually through fragmentation. like starfish. why? i said so.

do they reproduce sexually too?? who the FUCK knows man but if they do it sure isn't internally

are they vertebrates? invertebrates? ¯_(ツ)_/¯ (probably invertebrates, or an alien version of that)

unlike popular belief their earth name isn't starmen because of them being aliens. it's because the one who named them was really into starfish. saw one's detached arm regenerating and was like "holy shit… it's like that weird ass fish i saw the other day"

everyone else understandably so didn't catch onto this because why would you and went with "ouughh Man from Stars.." which is succint and understandable but it's boring as hell. let me have this.

their sheer psychic prowess makes them highly sought after as mercenaries. modern starman society is somewhat shaped around this and ESPECIALLY around their gamer relatives

space mercenaries babey!

coming back to their shell. ghosts of starmen, aka starmen elders, have begun their decaying process and are losing their affinity with magnetic fields. can't regrow or renew shell anymore. die of normal causes like disease or regular Old Age typically but if not that aint saving them because they die for lobster reasons too.

however, they're still highly valued and sought after, not just because of their overall rarity compared to juvenile/younger starmen, but because they have untold years of skill and experience in conquest and battle. AND sheer psychic power even if they're slowing down a lil

this includes so-called ghosts of starmen (who are named for their ethereal physical appearance and not actually because they're ghosts, although that would be cool as hell i do think they at least deserve a break in the. afterlife. for aliens? they deserve a rest), starmen deluxe, and final starmen, these last ones having the highest demand (high skill and strength while still being relatively young)

starmen's shells can be branded with crests to show/pledge allegiance. many have or have had several crests at once. starmen with a single crest are choosing to display ultimate loyalty to a single power which sure as fuck means something to the cosmos. ALL those civilizations you could get hired by, and even among the nations who are allied/have peace together some still refuse to get more than one, which is seen as. rude as hell like what the fuck man we're pals

starmen nationalism??????? i GUESS????

not sure if that's the exact word, but whatever man english isn't my mother (heh) language

a starman without crests… ohh man. they know the system sucks ass and are also seen as kinda. dissidents. and pests because ???? you're a starman asshat what else are you good for. man i did not like writing that

#you ever write something thinking you're the shit and then look back and are like man. the fuck. #anyways #zexo's back on its bullshit

[em-writes-stuff-sometimes]

hi, so I was re-reading chapter 11 because I’m thirsty for more of your writing my queen, so a girl gotta do what a girl gotta do and it got me thinking about now we know how murderous Daemon can get when his B A B E Y is hurt, can you imagine if babey is poisoned when she was in dorne after chapter Brat? can you imagine the man warning everyone that sending his wife to Dorne would risk her life and the absolute worst happen right before his eyes? imagine the shit storm that would happen. Imagine her dragon????

Daemon would show up uninvited at old palace, sunspear during the welcoming feast for the Targaryen Princess, walk towards the table in the feast hall while dragging a chair behind him to sit beside his babey with nothing but a fuckery smug smirk on his face knowing who in their goddamn mind would deny and throw out Prince Daemon I-do-what-I want-and-you-can-fuck-off Targaryen. He looked at babey and think now that he’s here no one would dare harm her let alone breathe the wrong way towards babey. he’s here and surely nothing will go wrong, and BOOM would you guess it? one sip of the famous dornish reds had babey slamming the glass loudly to the table, she looked over at a startled Daemon before coughing up blood to his face, and collapse to the floor.

The hell that Daemon would unleash to the dornish scumnobles, demanding not one soul leave the palace until they found the culprit. Carrying babey to a secluded room as she writhe in his hold, blood all over his chest and her mouth. Screaming for maesters, healers, or anyone who could help his wife, and if by the time babey is laid down on the bed and no one is by her side to tend to her, by gods he would burn the entire Dorne to ashes.

Daemon having a dilemma between tearing the entire palace apart to find the culprit or mounting Caraxes to burn everyone alive or stay by babey side as she writhe and convulse and cried out in pain on the bed. but when they advice for someone to force babey to throw up the poison, Daemon was quick to cradle babey and force his fingers down her throat.

The internal turmoil going inside his head as he watch babey in pain and can only do nothing but wait. Then them telling Daemon that if babey survives the night, she would live on, and so Daemon kneeled beside her all night long gripping her hands, staring at her and asking her gently ‘you would wake up in the morning for me, right? sweet girl?’

Nobody dared enter the room as the prince wait for his wife and Dorne fate depends on whether or not the Targaryen Princess survives the night. They didn’t even dare imagine what would happen to them if she dies, perhaps they would finally witness the true Targaryen Madness

The aftermath of the incident leads to Daemon to personally drinking babey’s wine before her, having the servants taste her food before serving it, the paranoia he went through each time babey gets sleepy after drinking wine, and ooooh the misery the entire Dorne has to suffer after poisoning Daemon Targaryen precious wife

and and A N D (and just bear with my masochist ass pls) imagine Athfiezar feeling her pain??? wreaking havoc, and climbing the roof of the palace demanding to see babey? clawing the walls? crushing everyone in his way? roaring just as hard when babey screamed in pain? the dragon never wanting to fly to Dorne again? holding a grudge against it for what it did to his rider? and if Athfiezar ever fly across Dorne again, it’s only to fry them crispy. Gods help the Dornish.

yea I like pain if you can guess correctly. and if you write an au to this, my queen I would simply a s c e n d

Oooooh, I might say that something dramatical will happen in this current instalment? Kinda, um, in this vein? Not necessarily Dorne, and not necessarily poison, but, like, if y'all love unhinged-maniac!Daemon you might enjoy what I have in store.

But oh my gods this would make Daemon an absolute literal fucking nightmare. He'd quite happily threaten to slit Qoren's kids' throats if Babey dies from poison, I think. You bet the Prince'll be working double-time to get Babey fixed and find the damn culprit before Daemon tears Dorne a new asshole.

And the aftermath? Man, if they thought Targs were fucking paranoid, well, let's add a new milestone to the record-book. Daemon Targaryen, King of Cray-Cray-Town, population one. I betchu he'd never let the poor girl out of his sight - he might even make good on those threats to lock her the fuck up and limit all access to her, ain't nobody getting through that he doesn't have triple-verified before they're allowed to breathe in the same air space as his Babey. Viserys has to threaten him with an annulment and exile for him to pull his head outta his butt and chill on the psycho just a little bit. Still, her guards are tripled, and I reckon he might seriously consider having a manor built right the fuck near the Cannibal's nest to ward off anyone who's stupid enough to attempt harming his wife. He can put up with the aggression from the damn dragon, he can even put up with the smell of rotting flesh and the clink of bones. He be crazy.

Oof, but literal chills at the thought of nutjob Daemon. I do like it when Targs be crazy.

#fanfiction comments #follower headcanons #future au ideas

[flamingbluepanda]

Wip Wednesday

Did I get tagged in this? No. Do I have covid and am craving human interaction and validation? Hell yea babey

~~

"Truth."

Everyone looked surprised at the words, even Ian craning his neck to glance at him. "Really?*

"I said what I said. Make it good Tamietti, you get one fucking free truth outta me."

"What's the most fucked up thing your dad ever did?" Carl blurted, only for Debbie and Sandy both to reach over and punch him. Probably smart, that answer would ruin the whole night.

"Ask him something embarrassing," Sandy said. "This tight lipped mother fucker never gives details!"

Mickey flipped her off, and Tami shouted for everyone to be quiet so she could think.

"It should be something Ian doesn't know," Lip said sagely. "Cuz otherwise, we could just ask him."

"That's a pretty short list," Ian said proudly, fingers trailing on Mickey's back.

"Lip makes a good point," Tami nodded. "Debbie, as official rulemaster, can I pass my turn to Ian?"

"I'll allow it," Debbie said, taking a shot. She was probably the most wasted, head practically in Sandy's lap.

Mickey sat up so he could raise his brows at Ian, who hummed thoughtfully. He was pretty glad about this -- Ian knew what lines not to cross, he didn't need someone asking why he married Svet or some shit.

"Who was your first kiss?" Ian asked.

Immediately, everyone boo'd, saying it was lame, and Ian gave them the chin. "Fuck off! You said pick something I don't know!"

"Well then you're an idiot," Mickey said, rolling his eyes, "'cause it was you."

#gallavich #wip wednesday #ali writes shit #ian gallagher #mickey milkovich

[nutria--oscura]

THE EPISODE TITLE- (me when i get a confidence boost at like 3am)(main character by will wood starts playing)

~spoilers for s2 e38~

THE OPENING YALL-

we're starting of strong bois-

i aspire to be normal oak (says the person who has never owned a heelys and has always wanted)

the roll that determines all *drum roll* NAT 20 LEZZZZ GOOOOOO LOVE WINS

we stan sparrow-

#fuck willy

shittatude is my new favourite word

taylor? taylor no-

cas and willy having good chemistry scares me. cas, girl, save yourself

normal: 'everyone gets to bully their dad' scary:

commune with the riddler? hermie can help with that (i need hermie content please anthony-)

oh yeah- scary didn't know they were married-

normal: THE gothcleats shipper

HERMIEEEEEEEE & NICKKKKK

ITS ARSON TIME BABEY- not yet? ok not yet but please-

taylor and nick content <3

normal and scary interactions <3

SCARYYYYYYYYY <3

CATBUS YAYYYYY!!!

YES SCARY! SCAM THAT FUCKER #FUCK WILLY

who- thE MAYOR???

thank you beth for that i'm gonna be reference <3

mayor margret mcsnarkles? we love alliteration

link really went from 'we cannot kill ANYONE' and not wanting mae to talk about torturing captives, to 'we could test this, by like, just shooting a few people, from here'- ik he counters it once sparrow says they don't know if they if its reversable or not but like-

HUMAN GUN HUMAN GUN HUMAN GUN

link: 'we can cast that sphere of darkness' taylor enthusiastic: yeah! normal half-hearted, sad: yea...

normal my boy, noooo-

TAYLOR-

stain glass window??? of the dads??? 'like the sort of thing we'd put on a shirt'??? you better put that on a shirt??? please???

every time they use the human gun i remember that the people they shoot are naked- and-

'there's a big tasty rat on the on the other side'

'i'm so sorry i lied to you catbus, i don't think there's a rat on the other side' YES THERE IS- FUCKING WILLY-

#fuck willy

just taylor??? oh no-

zone of truth on his balls-

... scary's the only one who can survive it? oh no-

it would kill willy, but not scary??? what-

LORE TIME LORE TIME

it's purple cause it's a combination of blue and red- ohhhhhhhh-

YES. KILL HIM.

YES TEENS SLAY (carefully)

CAS NO-

OH SHIT WILLY WHAT THE FUCK ARE Y-

W-WIFE

FUCK WILLY

i do not believe she would marry willy without consulting taylor no way in hell- engaged? fuck, mabye- but not married

WAIT THEY CANNOT KILL WILLY CAUSE THAT WOULD MEAN CAS WOULD DIE

woah woah woah lark-

WILLY. YOU MOTHERFUCKER-

normal with the heelys and scary with the doc martens <3

why are willy's fears just my fears?

noooooooo- no more love wolf sparrow-

HERMIE AND NICK <3

nick gets banished #2

LET HIM COOK

'he's playing the long game like he always taught me! wait a minute- he didn't teach me shit' taylorrrrr-

3 pissbois

terri??

CASSANDRA-

FUCK YEAH NORMAL

FUCK NO WILLY

SCARY-

THE ROLL THAT DETERMINES ALL- FUCK YEA

we love the doodler

so farrr:

SPARROW IS DRUID CONFIRMED

GRANT IS A RANGER CONFIRMED

c'mon anthony! give em to us!

in conclusion:

Therapy for all! but they've started to work through it slightly!

#fuck willy stampler #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads spoilers #holy shiiiiiiit #whispers of the raine

[possqueen]

HELL YEAH BABEY!!! FUCK YEA

[corvidshipping]

yknow i know as a community we’ve been over the whole cringe doesn’t exist thing like yeah make yourself OP make yourself related to the coolest characters make yourself stronger than god make yourself smarter than god what have you. and for good reason. but yknow what i’m thinking abt lately? completely unironically absolutely ridiculous self insert stories, the kind that would have gotten you flamed on every fan forum in the mid 2000s-2010s. cause you know what? those users who would have flamed you aren’t here babey. it’s just us.

like i feel personally like i have to make sure my s/i fits the story well, which like… i DO enjoy doing, i like writing stories that could logically take place in the universe. i like imagining who i would be in different circumstances, so i’ll probably keep writing s/is who fit in the universe. and it’s not a fault of the community bc i recognize it isn’t an external pressure. but like right now i am having fun imagining that for no particular reason, my f.rasier s/i is actually like a fuckin dimension jumping meta-human who has been through space wars and demon invasions and twisted hells and timeline loops and then they ended up in literally normal seattle and decided to hang out there and just became absolutely fascinated with this regular pretentious wealthy guy. does it make sense? no. would they be called a mary sue in any other community? ohhhh absolutely. is it the kind of self indulgent story i would have written at like 11 and got made fun of for it? 100%. but am i having fun with it? fuck yea i am.

anyway write your s/i as like a multi-dimensional all powerful immortal being who attaches themself to like one regular guy and causes hijinks just for fun today. it’s easy and it’s free and it’s incredibly rewarding.

#paperheart.txt #embarrassing myself on tumbler dot com #bry cringe compilation 2022

[clowningaroundmars]

Watching vids of the new phone I’m gearing to get and YT recommendations introduced me to more MVNO phone plans that have me like 👀

So fuck it, if I can save even more money per month on my phone bill then hell yea! New phone, new carrier babey 😎

#mine #its gonna be a brand new year this szn for me B) #fall is usually my ‘new year’ in a lot of ways so to speak #anyways i probs might lose my morning job later this year anyways #so its good to save up now and get that shit squared away #so that later when i return back to being broke again #i can just… be broke with my brand new phone and cheap phone plan lol #i also sorta feel like #i am just…. preparing for smthn #like so many changes are happening in general lately #that i feel like im gearing up for New Moments n shit #i hope this winter doesnt suck absolute ass like last year #and that these will be good changes :’)

[tt-squid]

why are girls shorts so short!!!

#its squid hell yea babey #these are so fucking comfy i will say that though

[victorscried]

what part of this haunted house are you?

the spirit. You’re trapped here, aren’t you, even if you like to say it’s of your own volition. I know better, and I bet you do, too. There’s this sickening kind of resentment that lives in your stomach, always trying to claw up and out through your mouth. People think they are entitled to your time and your being simply because you exist, which makes you feel both seen and entirely invisible at the same time. It feeds that anger inside of you, and it is a matter of time, every time, before that resentment turns sour, climbs out of your lungs, and rears its head at whoever is closest. This is your home. You’re the keeper of this house, and, in turn, it keeps you.

tagged by: @cosmicacy tagging: steal it i am lazy

#hc. #HELL FUCKING YEA BABEY

[lunar-lair]

man ppl have probably done this before or its rlly obvious w/e but. just. raz kinda. going on a rampage? like hes helping everyone, and being all mature about it right? its been givin me steven universe vibes, so ive been thinkin abt su future. so like. yknow. angst (or more likely hurt/comfort if im writing) fic where raz isnt really checked in on by anyone other than lili (who cant truly help him cause shes like 10) and he keeps. getting. responsibilites. piled. on. and hes just going and going and going and never stopping for a single moment, propelling forward the way he was in the games' events, working for the circus and doing psychonauts shit over here

and. he just. never has time to process things. hes just helping and helping and helping and there are some weird thoughts that slip through and he never has time to really give them much thought so he just puts them away for the moment. and hes really never been too bad about that (in fact due to Middle Kid Syndrome he probably had plenty of time to himself) but hes just been so busy.

everyone forgot he was a kid. everyone forgot what he had done.

and he goes on a rampage.

panic attack, sensory overload, just a mental breakdown. all of it, kinda. theres too much all at once, he has so much to do today, his dad talked to him about some heavy stuff last night (im sorry for hiding and making you alienated, all of that), and hes busy trying to cheer up about five people for different reasons from the day before.

and hes been a little absent all day, and he needs-he needs a moment. and he asks for one, he does, because hes not that far gone.

and whoever hes with complains a little, kids tease or adults complain, because usually raz is amicable, and he usually doesnt have a real reason to stop.

but thats because hes been hurtling ahead at top speed for days on end.

and they dont give him that moment, and they keep moving ahead, and raz forces himself to keep moving too.

this or that happens, a few comments there, some reminders of who he needs to help today here, maybe hes reminded of something, they walk into the main hall and everyones so loud and the lights are so bright.

everyone turns at a choked sound, surprisingly loud, a bitten word.

even raz couldnt tell you what it was. maybe stop. stop moving, stop existing, stop everything.

and he, in a word, explodes.

and i dont know enough about this game to know what it would be like. but raz is a gifted psychic-another reason i thought of this, honestly-so itd probably be a nice demonstration of when psychic powers go out of control. things randomly lifting or lighting on fire or pausing in place, a few figments running around in circles, disordered and running on chaos alone.

and raz, in the middle, hands over head, surrounded by a shield, one thats impossible to break for the most part.

and i think, really, the only way to stop it would be to stop raz in time. except youd have to keep him there. step 2: step into his brain to order everything out, probably.

but that would be chapter 2, of course.

#anyways this got hella long but brain thoughts babey #ofc the happy route would be someone realizing raz went thru a lot of shit and them helping him #but raz might have chronic Middle Kid Syndrome so like. lmao invisible right #i kinda get that? like ive also seen a kid being totally hated by a family before even if it wasnt me i get that vibe #sometimes i do like. phase into the bg a lil. im the fav too tho so its a lil weird #point is! raz going out of fucking control bc no one checks on him bc he *seems* fine after almost dying a lot learning his whole family #was a lie losing his brain having to face his fear of water multiple times and facing other immense trauma! #the adults maybe reason hes fine because theyre like. hella busy w other shit #and the kids are just fooled by his mask while he also tries to insist to himself hes fine #anyways. maybe i will......make a fic ideas doc #psychonauts #psychonauts 2 #ehhh...kinda #trash talks #ok i actually kinda want this one in the main tags its vibin. where r the uhh. normal tags Hm #psychonauts razputin #razputin aquato #yea hell work. hes the main one referenced

[microwavefruit]

HIS VIOLET EYES

#hooo boy now they both in love with the lizard man #hell yea babey #wait sir what did u push her for that was rude #tktktktktktktk #sir caroline u better fucking not >:0 #sir damien and rilla pls team up to defend lizard man and his beautiful swamp :’( #and also to kiss #tpp #tpp s2 #the penumbra #the penumbra podcast #penumbra podcast #the second citadel #lord arum #sir damien #amaryllis of exile