#Gareeb hai hum

[hinsaa-paramo-dharma]

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#Gareeb hai hum #Travel videos dekh dekh kr thak gyi hu #Ab to jaana hi hai #hindublr #desiblr #Indian memes #gopiblr #desi shit posting

[i-got-the-feels]

heeramandi maybe slb's best work to date because

Fareedan being sexually involved with men and women?? Cartwright being involved with men??? Ustad ji getting emotional when he gets the nose ring - like we got sexual AND gender fluidity

Women being unhinged and ruined in their grief and anger - manisha koirala, sonakshi sinha and sanjeeda sheikh nailed this

The very outh there acknowledgement that sex work is not considered work and is looked down upon

The dialogues THE DAMN DIALOUES

"aaj uska dil toota hai aur woh sahi tawaif bani hai"

"kismet nahi badal sakte par taqadeer bana sakte hai"

"ishq aur bagawaat Mein Koi faraq nahi hai"

"jab tum gareeb ho, tumhari sundarta aur hunar donon tumhare dushman hai"

"hunar ke shuakeeno ka swagat hai, dukandaaro ka nahi"

"hum unka guroor khatam karna chahte the, unki izzat nahi hai. koi aurat Yeh nahi chagegi doosre aurat ke liye" fareedan saying this about mallika jaan when she got to know they raped her

"najayaaz aulaad nahi, unhe paida karne wale Baap hote hai"

"mohabbat bhale hi adhure reh jaaye, gham mukammal hona chahiye"

"RANIYA BAGAWAT NAHI JUNG KARTI HAI" goose fucking bumps!!!!!!!

#heeramandi

[lifebyallah]

Aur hame apne hifazat khud karna hai... Ajkl jo ye new fashion type chla hai show off krna hai... Har chiz ko hm status aur social media par post kr dete hai. Hame lagta hai k log dekhege to acha kahege lkn aisa nahi hai bht log ko adat rehta hai k wo Masha Allah bol dete hai lkn bht log nahi boltr hai balke apna nazar lga dete hai aur ye chiz hi bht kharab hai.... Fir hum kehte hai k nazar lg gya hai... Fir hm kisko kisko ja karke bolege k apka nazar lga hai... Nahi bol skte hai.... Lekin hame khud bachana hai nazar lagne se aur ye baat bhi hai hame pta bhi nahi kiska nazar kaisa hai? Hum nhi bta skte hai k wo insaan ka nazar zaheerila hai.... Isliye hame khud hi apne apko bachana hai... Ye bht easy hai... Hamare pas jo kuch bhi chahe wo dhan dolat ho ya fir kuch bhi aisa chiz jisse log Jal rhe hai ya hasad kar rhe hai usko bachana hai logo k nazar se iska matlb Show off nahi karna hai.... Nazar itna kharab hota hai ek insaan ko Qabar tak pauncha deta hai... Ek insaan ko Ameer se Gareeb bna deta hai...!

Hame khud iss ko bachana hai... Jitna ho ske apne life ko private rakhiye... Aapke pas jitna kuch bhi hai logo ko mat dikhaye.. Apne har ek chiz ko log se chupaiye kyuki hm nahi jante hai k hamare aas pass k logo ka nazar kaisa hai...!

[musicalabhishayari]

Love Shayari

Apni Kasam Kha Kar

Apni kasam kha kar mujhse hi wo ladti hai,

Ye badi khoobi uski baato mein jhalakti hai,

Use haq hai wo jo chahe kehde,

Ab usi ki saanse mere seene mein dhadkati hai,

Nazre mila kar mere, wo aansu le jati hai sabhi,

Kaha duniya uski ek nigah ko tarasti hai,

Dukh, dard, judai, gham ki dhoop se hum waqif nahi ‘Musical Abhi’,

Uske pyar ki khoobsurat ghata hum par barasti hai.

Visit Website >>>>>>>>> Musical Abhi

Wo Kaha Se

Wo kaha se sikhe hai baate banani Musical Abhi, Unki to har baat mein baat hai.

Mashoor Hai Wo Apni

Mashoor hai wo apni adaon ke liye,

Jaan zokhim mein dalkar uska deedar main karunga,

Gulab ki tareef akhir logo ne kyu band ki hai,

Baat karte waqt uske honton pe gaur main karunga,

Chand bhi shikayat roz khuda se yun hi na karta hoga,

Be-daag khoobsurati ko salam baar-baar main karunga,

Marte mar jau to mar jau, to phir mar hi jau,

Marte mar jau to mar jau, to phir mar hi jau,

Par uski kahi har baat pe aitbaar main karunga,

Wo pak dil wali masoom si pari hai Musical Abhi,

Chahe wo kare na kare,

Chahe wo kare na kare,

Main karta hu, usse pyar main karunga.

Kuch Der Ki Roshini

Kuch der ki roshini aur wohi shaam,

Saare yaar aayenge phir wohi kaam,

Kashmakash mein zindagi hai lekin kash pe kash barabar ‘Musical Abhi’,

Phir botal khul jayegi apni-apni wali ke naam.

Visit Website >>>>>>>>> Musical Abhi

Uske Kangan Ki Awaz

Uske kangan ki awaz ab bhi mere kano mein aati hai,

Wo aati nahi pass mere meri sharartein pata hai use,

Par tarkeebe main janta hu sari wo bas bahano mein aati hai,

Ki dur reh kar bhi roz ka aana jana rehta hai,

Thakti nahi hai aane mein wo khayalo mein aati hai,

Aur badi mushkil se main kisi ka ehsaan leta hu,

Zariya hawa ka hai (kaise) wajah main deta hu,

Usse maloom hai meri saansein pass uske hai,

Bhejti hai wo jo saansein wo hawao mein aati hai,

Bewakoof hai jo puchte hai mujhse uska naam,

Mere labzo ko to suno samjho wo meri baato mein aati hai.

Kyu Theher Jati Hai Nazar

Kyu Theher jati hai nazar tum pe,

Aakhir tum mere lagte kya ho?

Kyu sirf tumhari talab,

Aakhir tum mere lagte kya ho?

Kyu ek hi shakhs ko hum zamana maan baithe,

Ye dil ko kya pareshani hai,

Aakhir tum mere lagte kya ho?

Tera gussa, teri berukhi, teri narazgi ek baar ko chalo seh bhi le,

Par teri nazarandzi se hum mar kyu jate hai,

Aakhir tum mere lagte kya ho,

Aur ye zakhm bhi hume har khazane se ajeez rahega Musical Abhi,

Heer- ranjhe se puch rahi hai,

Akhir tum mere lagte kya ho?

Barish Ye Bekar Lage

Barish ye bekar lage,

Jazbato mein aag lage,

Be-matlab ki h saari baate,

Ishq_viskq mein aag lage,

Jhoole-wule tum hi jhoolo,

Hum kyu jhoole aise jhoole,

Jin jhoolo pe yaar na ho to,

Un jhoolo mein aag lage,

Dil se shayari likhne do,

Mujhe na roko kaam bahut hai,

Raat-raat bhar jagta hu yun,

Maut ke baad aaram bhut hai,

Abhi waqt bana raha hu,

Waqt hi mujhe banayega,

Jinki nazro mein hu chota,

Ye waqt hi unhe dikhayega,

Jo chohd gaya hai shakhs mujhe,

Tu laut ke ek din aayega,

Tujhe fikar nahi hai ab meri,

Teri befikri mein aag lage,

Barish ye bekaar lage,

Khamakha jazbato mein aag lage.

Visit Website >>>>>>>>> Musical Abhi

Faqat Mohabbat Mein

Faqat mohabbat mein hi hota hai ye haq ‘Musical Abhi’,

Wo uske ghar mein bhi lagti hai Amanat meri,

Uspe mohabbat ka lamha-lamha saja diya maine,

Khuda kehta hai lajawab hai sajawat meri,

Ab aaine ki gulami khatam hui yaaro,

Uski Aankho se kya saaf nazar aati hai banawat meri.

Ab Teri Hifazat

Ab teri hifazat main kaunga,

Jo tera nahi,

Usse khilafat main karunga,

Aa zara tu mujh gareeb ki basti mein ‘Abhishek’,

Ameero se zyada,

Sajawat main karunga,

Sir jhuka dunga,

Jo chahe saza dena,

Daag ye laga ki,

Tujhse bagawaat main karunga.

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[hassanriyazzsblog]

"A journey towards excellence ".

"𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗢𝗡 𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗜𝗠𝗨𝗠 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗚𝗥𝗔𝗠"

1️⃣3️⃣ Assalamualaikum wrb.

Hum jiss muqaam par tha'he're hain, wa'han par Sir'f aur Sir'f Qur'an se hasil karda rah'nu'mayi se hi ji'ya ja sak'ta hai. *Cha'he hamara mazi kaisa bhi ho.*

Warna ajeeb v gareeb fit'ne hamare sam'ne aa'yen'ge. Aur Allah swt ki Rahematon se du'r ho'te cha'le ja'yenge.

● *Allah swt hamara hami v Na'sir ho, Aameen.*

[prophetofpresenttime]

Aur kya batau amitabh mere daily activities aur phone call pe kahi baatein daily follow karta hai.. Mein apne desktop pe African lion lagau to yeh bhi laga leta hai.. One week ago meine phone pe kaha tha amitabh ne saari jindgi gareeb admi jaise delivery boy ke role kiye.. Isne apni image jameen se jode aadmi dikhane ke kiye Ek biker se lift le Abhi teen char din phle...

Hum movie mein chaku ek haath se doosre haat mein phekne ka style mere se copy kiya huva tha...

[one-eyed-buck]

Shayad thora ghabda gaye thhey hum -

Jab iss andhere ke beech mein kahi roshni dikhi.

Jab massle dafnaa ne ka nahi, suljhaneka Mann Kiya.

Duniye ke jhamele mein padhna nahi tha Hume,

Par bass unke ankho ko tanha nahi dekhna chahte thhey.

Jab Chand ki umeed dekhi thhi in gareeb ankho se,

Tab pata nahi thha ki chamak se bhi ankh jal jaata hai.

Muskurahat dekhke jaise phool bhi Sharma jaye,

Zulfon ki chhaon mein Allah bhi aajaye.

.

Par kismat ka ferr kise tha pata tab,

Bass hath thaam lena chahta tha dil jab.

Ki ayegi Aisi hi ek subah ek din,

Jab rahenge hum bhi uske bin.

Ki ayega raat Aisa bhi ek bar,

Jisme kambakht Ishq ki bhi hogi haar.

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Par agar massla dooriyon ka hota,

Toh Mita dete hum zaroor unhey.

Afsos, yeh toh darrarein hai sahab,

Allah bhi na jorh payega inhey.

[tellywoodtrash]

immj2 07.11.20 lb

LMAO WTF IS THIS TITLE CARD, MAHA PRATIGYA IT SEEMS

oh boy what's the favour??? knowing this dude, it could be some realllllll freaky shit.

oh thank god. normal cheez. “aaj raat mujhe akela mat chodna.”

also dude, he is sooooooooo manipulating her. he's learnt that isko daraake, dhamkaake, PARALYSE karke, kuchhhhh nahi hone waala. the way to get her is to be vulnerable and play on the emotional side of things. and that's what he's doing.

rrahul's eye makeup >>>>>>>>>> all the female characters' eye makeup.

aaaaaaaand he's out like a light. yeah, crying does that to you. best cure for insomnia. the sleep after weeping your guts out just hits different.

lol it's just hilarious to see him lying there all sprawled out on the floor on this..... random platform. itnaaaaaaaaaa bada ghar hai, and this is where he decides to sleep after a long, tiringass day.

“pehli baar tumne mujhse kuch maanga hai vansh, but i'm sorry main usse poora nahi karr paungi. mujhe aaj raat tumhe chod kar jaana hoga; meri jiss galti ne tumhe itna tod diya hai usse sudhaarne jaa rahi hoon.”

i mean, ok i get it, but at least could have gently led him to the room instead of leaving him here lying on the living room floor. harsh af.

i bet he's not really sleeping and is listening to allllllllll of this confession she's doing. that's the kinda shady shit i always did when i had sleepovers with my older cousins and wanted to listen to all the juicy goss. and vansh deffffff gives me scorpio vibes, lol.

ok one tiny sweet moment.

“kyun maine yeh bewakoofi kii, bappa?”

that's what they should name the show. coz literally what else is the plot other than riddhima fucking up 30 different ways per week?

not listening to her and just admiring her skin. very healthy, much glowy. wow. spill the list of products you use, sis.

wait, is being stupid good for the skin???? is that why everyone on tellywood has good skin and the rest of us have blah skin?

lol this fucking dumbass mask. it’s neither an alien mask, nor the ghostface mask, bas one ajeeb off-brand mashup of both.

jor jor se chilla ke sabko apna fuckup bol rahi hai. ouffffffff, kuchhhhhh bhi baat she can't fucking just keep in her brain or what, without verbalizing??

“koi tha kya???” sis, how long you been living in this house???? ofc koi tha.

walks into kabir's house and narrrrrrrrrrowly misses getting brained. looks like kabir has his mom's poor aim.

did he know she was coming, or did he really do this to himself in frustration? in which case, yikes. both the men in this show really don't know how to deal with setbacks well, huh???

“kahan hai ragini, mujhe usko vansh ko wapas dena hai.” lmaooooooooooo sis, she's a wholeasssssss person, not a copy of the da vinci code you borrowed.

“kho gayi mujhse!” lol what the fuck is wrong with you ppl, she's a living human being, not an object, stop talking about her like this!?!?

lmao this set of caps is just making me giggle a lot.

kabir saying someone else kidnapped ragini and took. i don't believe him. dal is looking quiteeeeeeee kaala to me.

mmmmmmmmm kaali dal. could use some rn. *looking up dhaabas nearby*

“aisa lag raha tha jaise main kisi parchaayi se bhid gaya tha!”

aaaaaand riddhima's dimaag ka ghoda is off to the races, thinking about the shadow following her.

my question is how kabir would know about shadow person????? mommy dumbest toh apne aankhon ke saamne waali cheez bhi nahi dekh paati, let alone something like this, and then informing kabir about it.

kabir like, sure. let's go with that theory.

lmaooooooooo riddhima giving passionate argument about vansh's dard aur taqleef and kabir is like:

snort. seriously, she needs to go a lil light on this. aur kuch nahi toh she should at least think that this is her new man she's talking about to her ex she dumped 2 days ago.

lol what badly done photoshop on chacha/chachi. you couldn't just get the whole cast together to take a legit pic????

also why is everyone so weirdlyyyyyyyyyy distant??? this is suchhhh an odd family photo. only dadi and riddhima look normal in it.

riddhima mentally making a list. crossing dadi and siya off it. BIG MISTAKE SIS. IN THIS SHOW, YOU DON'T LEAVE ANYONE OUT.

ishani and angre are also out. coz they're #teamVansh.

chacha and chachi are out coz they fattus, lol.

bache the two mega bitches of this house: aryan aur mummy.

battle of the two stoopids.

but it does make me lol every time aryan asks riddhima what new kaand she's up to now, and if he can join.

both talking about completely different things and ainvayi mein giving tashan to each other. fuckinggggggg idiotsssss.

lmao wtf, why did they randomly leave a shoe behind?????? so dumb.

ghoom phir ke why does she just keeeeep coming back here and looking for random shit??? the one time what she was actually looking for was here (sejal) she didn't find it.

such a randommmm place to come stash your snooping wardrobe.

ugh riddhima did you seriously leave vansh sleeping god-knows-where (where the fuck is he anyway????????) for this bs????/

these two idiots are back here looking for clues. whatcha wanna bet Mrs. Dumbass dropped one of her 30 million pieces of jewelry here on one of her multiple visits.

why the fuck is he telling angre HOW to look for clues, i thought he said angre had an investigation agency of his own???? does he tell YOU how to do your job of......... idk, how to use tally or peachtree or whatever the fuck?

“hum toh bas clue dhoond rahe the, yahaan toh poora crime scene hi hai!”

lmao cheeeeee who’s writing such shit dialogue???

has anyone who does these computer mockup thingys for tellywood ever used a computer after 2004? like, why do these things look so damn janky?????

lots of faltu ka growling and screaming at angre as if he was the one who corrupted the file. idk why the fuck he puts up with vansh’s shit. i don’t think he’s even paid anymore now that he’s part of the family.

“kuch hi pal ka intezaar hai. uske baad apne maut ki ulti ginti shuru kar dena MR. KIDNAPPER!!!!!!!!”

holy shit the mega bad dialogue and acting. i just cannot.

also hey!!!! it's 2020. THE KIDNAPPER CAN BE A WOMAN, YOU MISOGYNIST FUCK!!!!!!! AND IT IS!!!!!!! stop underestimating your dumbass wife. 

also what happened to i could never kill coz i'm not a criminal/murderer???????!?! kuch bhi, ainvayi. baaton ke ameer, dil ke gareeb, kabhi na jaayein ishwar ke kareeb.

riddhima hamming it up to lure shadow person.

bhaagam bhaag.

lol the wayyyyyyyyyy they got awayyyy. literally just ran under the staircase and the other way.

ok but explain to me how the HELL would there be such geele footprints HERE in the middle, after the person ran like alllllllllll around the house????

heroine running in to save siya......

“thank god siya so rahi hai!” she says, AS IF SHE DIDN'T USE THIS EXACT PILLOW TRICK TO FUCK VANSH OVER 2 NIGHTS AGO. dunggggg for brains, honestly.

yup. finally discovered it.

“chehra dikhao nahi toh chila chila ke sab ko ikkhatta kar doongi!” WHY WOULDN'T YOU DO THAT ANYWAY?????????

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand....

once again, literally no one is surprised. 🙄🙄🙄

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[rohaniamalforlove]

Tension Dur Karne ki Dua

Jab hum dhere dheere bade hote jate hein waise waise humari jimmedarian bhi badti jati hein aur jab humper poore pariwar ki jimmedari aa jati hai tab hum apneliye jeena band kar dete hein. Jab kisi insaan ki ghar ki halat thik nahin hoti, misaal ke tour par agar koi gareeb aadmi akela apne ghar ki jimmedari nibha raha hota hai tab wo bahut hi tension mein rahta hai. Wo hamesha yahi sochta rahta hai ki wo apne ghar ki sabhi jarooraton ko kaise poora kare aur yahi sochte sochte wo depression mein bhi chala jata hai. Dhere dheere is tarah ke logon ke rishton mein bhi darar ane lagti hai, ye log apne doston aur ghar ke baki logon se baat karna band kar dete hein. Jab aap tesion aur depression mein hote hein tab aapki sehat bhi kharab hone lagti hai aur aapki dimagi haalat bhi bigad jati hai. Jab aapko tesion aur depression ne gher rakha kho tab aap islami madad le sakte hein. Tension dur karne ki dua ek accha upay hai jisse aap apni bikharti jindagi dobara se sahi kar sakte ho. Agar aap tension aur depression ki dua hasil karna chahte ho to aap hamare Islmaic scholar Molana Rahmat Ali ji se tension dur karne ki dua ke baare mein gugtogun kar sakte ho.

Ye jaroori nahin hai ki sabhi logon ki tension ek jaisi ho wo us insaan ki halat par nirbhar karta hai. Kai log hein jo har baat ko gambheerta se le lete hein, jaise ki agar koi aadmi tension mein hai aur koi usse majak bhi kar deta hai to wo us baat se naraz ho jata hai aur kai log jhaghda bhi kar lete hein. Aur is tarah se wo dheere dheere akele pad jate hein. Depression ki dua ek aisa upay hai jo na kewal aapko tension se nijat dilwaegi balki aap ise apni baaki gharelu samasyaon mein istemaal kar sakte ho. Tension dur karne ki dua ke jariye aapki dimagi halat bhi thik ho jaegi aur aap apne pariwar ke saath phir se ghul-mil sakte ho. Agar aap depression ki dua hasil karna chahte ho to Molana Rahmat Ali Ji aapki madad kar sakte hein aur aap unse depression ki dua hasil kar sakte hein.

Name: — Molana Rahmat Ali Ji

Mobile: — [phone]

Email: — [email protected]

Website URL: — https://rohaniamalforlove.com/

Original Source: —https://wordpress.com/post/rohaniamalforlovesite.wordpress.com/459

#tension #dua #amal #wazifa #depression #urdu #islamic #khatam

[amliyatduniya]

Jo Mangoge Wo Milega Bas Ek Baar Kar Ke Dekhe Asalam alikum dost hum allah se dua karte hai, ki aap sab khush rhe. Aaj hum apko ek din ka aisa mantra batayege, jo bahut asan aur 101% kaam karne wala hai. Ise amal ko karne ke baad aap jo Mangoge Wo Milega. Bas apko paak niyat se is amal ko karna hai. Ek insan kisi kaam ko badi siddat ke sath karta hai. Lekin jo wo chahta hai, wo usko mil nhi pata hai. Jisse wo nirash ho jata hai. Aur Wo sochta hai, ki meri to kismat hi kharab hai. Wo sochta hai, ki mujh jaise gareeb ko dukh aur bhook ke siva is duniya me kuch nhi mil sakta hai. Isliye wo us kaam ko karne se pahle hi haar man leta hai. Aaj apko harna nhi hai, balki jitna hai. Khud se aur puri duniya se. Yeh mantra apki puri zindagi hi badal dega. Shart yeh hai, ki isko apne pure sachhe dil aur yakeen ke sath karna hoga. Is mantra ko karne se apki paiso ki tangi hamesha hamesha ke liye khatam ho jayegi, apka band hua karobaar fir se achhe se chalne lag jayega. Apke tamam ruke huye kaam pure hone lag jayege. Apko jo dua screen par dikhai de rhi hai Isko aapne 1 tasbi yaniki 100 baar padhna hai. Yeh apko 3 din tak lagatar padhna hai. Time apko bata de ki isko apne subah naha kar thik 7 bje padhna hai. Ek baar hum apko dua ko bol kar bata dete hai. सुभानल्लाहि वा बिहम्दिही, सुभानअल्लाह अज़ीम अष्टगफ़िरुल्लाह Subhanallahi Wa Bihamdihi Subhanallahil Azeem Astaghfirullah 3 din ke andar apke sath aisa Chamtkar hoga. Aap soch bhi nhi sakte, apki kitni bhi badi pareshani kyo na ho, chand minto me door ho jayegi. Aur uske baad aap jo bhi dil se mangoge wo apko milega.

#Jo Mangoge Wo Milega Bas Ek Baar Kar Ke Dekhe #Youtube

[dopedclown]

GUDIYA

Dard m ek muskurahat khoj rhe hain

Har shakhs m jeene ki aahat khoj rhe hain

Jeene ki tamanna, jo khamosh ho chhup gyi h

Uske khilkhina ka khilona khoj rhe hain

Na jaane kb wo gudiya hasne lage mere andar

Isi baat ki aarzoo pe zinda hain

Humne khud hi usko daraya hain bs isi baat pe sharminda hain

Dil jo lagaya tha tumse us gudiya ko bhula k

Aaj hum khud hi bhool gye hain use kahi pe sula k

Jaane ab kaun sa khilona chahegi meri gudiya

Jaane ab kab chehchahaegi meri gudiya

Chaabi wala bandar, ya pyaara sa gudda

Chukchuk gaadi ya chai ki pyaali

Sb laa chuki hu uske liye asli aur khayali

Roz ka yehi manzar hai, aashaao ka samandar hai

Dard ek fasa hua sa seene k andar hai.

Par hua h aaj kuch kamaal jaise

Hua h ek gareeb, malamaal jaise.

Bol padi h meri gudiya aaj, Awaaz sunn uski jhoom gyi hu

Diwangi m uski najane kya bhool gyi hu

Aks dekha h uska aaj, jo kuch badla hua sa hai

Hoga shayad, kya hua, bs waqt hi toh 10 saal badla hai...

Diya jo usko khilone ka pitara, socha ab usko khelte dekhungi

Dekh usko hasungi, roungi usme apni duniya dekhungi

Dekha jo maine, wo adbhut nazara tha

Bitiya ne meri chura liya wo waqt jo humara tha.

Uthaliya usne pitara aur chaabi, ek saath

Aur chal di wo apni bitiya k paas.

Ehsaas tb hua k bitiya ab badi ho gyi

Jo rehti thi god m meri ab khud khadi hogyi h

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[lifebyallah]

Aur hame apne hifazat khud karna hai... Ajkl jo ye new fashion type chla hai show off krna hai... Har chiz ko hm status aur social media par post kr dete hai. Hame lagta hai k log dekhege to acha kahege lkn aisa nahi hai bht log ko adat rehta hai k wo Masha Allah bol dete hai lkn bht log nahi boltr hai balke apna nazar lga dete hai aur ye chiz hi bht kharab hai.... Fir hum kehte hai k nazar lg gya hai... Fir hm kisko kisko ja karke bolege k apka nazar lga hai... Nahi bol skte hai.... Lekin hame khud bachana hai nazar lagne se aur ye baat bhi hai hame pta bhi nahi kiska nazar kaisa hai? Hum nhi bta skte hai k wo insaan ka nazar zaheerila hai.... Isliye hame khud hi apne apko bachana hai... Ye bht easy hai... Hamare pas jo kuch bhi chahe wo dhan dolat ho ya fir kuch bhi aisa chiz jisse log Jal rhe hai ya hasad kar rhe hai usko bachana hai logo k nazar se iska matlb Show off nahi karna hai.... Nazar itna kharab hota hai ek insaan ko Qabar tak pauncha deta hai... Ek insaan ko Ameer se Gareeb bna deta hai...!

Hame khud iss ko bachana hai... Jitna ho ske apne life ko private rakhiye... Aapke pas jitna kuch bhi hai logo ko mat dikhaye.. Apne har ek chiz ko logk se chupaiye kyuki hm nahi jante hai k hamare aas pass k logo ka nazar kaisa hai...!

[akhil-kotwal]

Din mei tum pati the, patni the, Maa the, Baap the, Bete the, Raat ko so gaye, sab khoo gaya.

Na Baap rahe, na patni, na bete.

Din ko tum ameer the, gareeb the, raat ko so gaye.

Na ameer rahe, na gareeb. Din ko tum kya kya the, raat ko soye...Sab khoo gaya. Din mei jawan the, raat ko so gaye, na jawaan rahe, na burhe

khoobsurat the, badsurat the..Sab kho gaya, kamyab the ya nahi sone ke baad kuch farak nahi padta. Sote hi sab khoo gaya. Raat ne din ki banawati cheezon ko khatam kar diya. Raat jab hum so jaate hai, sab bhool jaate hai, sab jhoot ho jaata hai

[lyrics2world]

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Amin Lyrics

Meri Maa Meko Ek Din Dekh Ke Kyu Ro Padi Bolti Tere Haal Dekh Tere Gande Baal Dekh Aur Andar Jare Gaal Dekh Kaale Hore Honth Dekh Aur Kyu Tu Aisa Hora Dekh Tattoo’s Tere Haath Pe Nahi Chalte Apne Jaat Mein Rishteydaro Ki Baat Mein Fir Maine Bola Kon Aanewala Sath Mein Aane Wala Upar Mere Saath Mein Mere Amal Mere Saath Mein Mere Jaat Mein Woh Sab Nahi Chalta Jo Hip Hop Mein Chalta Fir Pan Main Karta Aamir Log Ke Bathroom Kitna Utna Mera Ghar Tha Bahut Chota Sa Ghar Tha Main Rickshaw Mein Sota Hatai Ki Baat Nahi Main Khudko Dekh Ke Rota Maine Bol Dala Jo Tha Main Feel Kar Sakta Gareeb Nahi Le Sakta Ticket Mere Show Ka Isliye Ticket Feku Show Ka Roz Rakhu Roza Ek Saal Tak Socha Khudko Parosa Bharosa Amin! Har Mere Sentence Ke End Mein Bol Amin I Pray For My Hater I Pray For My Homies Pooch Mat Kya Scene Just Say Amin! Sabar Kar Kabar Par Abhi Toh Starting Pooch Mat Kya Scene Just Say Amin! Mere Homie Ki Kaise Karu Jamin Haan Kaise Karu? Bitch! I’m Climbing I’m Climbing, I’m Climbing These Hoes Are Planning Subeh Uthke Sunne Milra Ambulance Ka Siren Kiska Toh Pan Baap Gachka Kiski Toh Pan Maa Behan Misscall Pe Maa Men Chupate Maa Behan Aur Dusri Ki Maa Behan? Tune Subeh Uthke Sun Dekha Mene Subhe Uthke Gun Dekha Bande Ka, Maan Dekha 18 Mein Jail Dekha School Time Mein Fame Dekha Sabko Same Dekha Yahan Tak Ki Sabka Ek Ek Mail Dekha Ladki Log Sale Dekha Khuja Mat Maine, Jail Mein Likha Public Boli Karke Dikha Chalke Dikha Photo Le Aaj Fir 4 Saal Baad Sabko Dikha Sabko Dikha Sabko Dikha Lekin Bhagate Tum Sach Se Meko Pasand Sach Main Bolta Haq Se Dekhrela Main Kabse Dua Maang Rab Se Gussa Thook Bacche Just Say Amin! Aaj Ke Baad Se Fan Mera Rahega Toh Aaj Ke Baad Se Maa Baap Ko Maante Apun Aaj Ke Baad Se Bhul Kaise Tu Sakta Maa Ke Hath Se Aaj Ke Baad Se Baat Mat Kar Aaj Ke Baad Se Double Date Mat Kar Tu Aaj Ke Baad Se Karma Gonna F*ck You Aaj Ke Baad Se Khudka Khyaal Rakh Tu Aaj Ke Baad Se Pill Nahi Khaane Wala Aaj Ke Baad Se Xanax Mere Paas Mein Numb Hu Main Kaise Baat Karoge Tum Zinda Lash Se Mar Dalun Teko Tere Moo Pe Khas Ke Brah, Ek Last Ek, Baat Ek Amin Amin Har Mere Sentence Ke End Mein Bol Amin I Pray For My Hater I Pray For My Homies Pooch Mat Kya Scene Just Say Amin Sabar Kar, Kabar Par Abhi Toh Starting Pooch Mat Kya Scene Just Say Amin! Tumko Hone Ka Famous Meko India Mein Laane Ka Changes Can’t Trust, Money In My Main Purse Why You So Lame Cuzz Who Came First Remember Ice Paisa Aaya December So Simple, Be Humble 2020 Chalu Be Mumble Fu*k Mumble! Yaad Aata Snoop Uncle Beep That Shit I’m Gonna Spit That Shiii Khud Se Main Pareshaan Bhag Ke Jaaun Kidhar? Cigarette Jalaya Maine Idhar Public Jalreli Udhar Burka Full Tight Jisme Dikhra Tera Figure Quran Mein Zikar Sab Books Zara Deep Padh Acid B-Ceed Kha Zara Duniya Pe Trip Kar Insaan Ki Trip Kar BT Se Seekh Kar Aayela Main Likh Kar Main Baithela Shanti Se Gaane Mere Baat Kar Rahe Insaan Ek Khud Jaat Hai Tum Log Kya Baat Kar Rahe Majboori Mein Chor Banre Kiske Kaiku Pair Padhre Baat Meri Hoti Sach Isliye Meri Care Kar Rahe Police Ke Pet Badhre Bole Hum Log Change Kar Rahe Par Apun Inku Kyu Nahi Change Kar Rahe Same Kapde, Same Lafde Hood Ko Acha Nahi Lagara Hum Log Aage Kyu Badhre Ladka Rehke Meko Ladki Jaisa Kyu Jhadre? Acha Karne Gaye Toh Kiska Peeche Se Memes Banre Napakee Mein Ghusl Kar Rahe Shaitaan Namaz Padhre Pharishte Rote Rehnge Upar Insaan Yeh Kya Kar Rahe Apni Haad Paar Kar Rahe Tadipaar Hogayele Fairytales Don’t Go Anywhere Darta Main Marne Se Soch Dala Kya Hoga Marne Pe Amin Har Mere Sentence Ke End Mein Bol Amin I Pray For My Hate I Pray For My Homies Pooch Mat Kya Scene Just Say Amin Sabar Kar, Kabar Par Abhi Toh Starting Pooch Mat Kya Scene Just Say Amin Marne Ke Baad Bhi (Yesir) Gaane Mere Aayege, I Promise You Tension Mat Le, We Gonna Be Alright Yeh Baat Sabko Pata Ayatul Kursi Padh Ke Sabko Wata I’m Not Looking For Crowd I’m Not Looking For Clout Hope Mat Rakh Kispe If You Have Any Doubt Khudpe Mangta Proud F*ck Your Sympathy Akela Mai Baas Bharosa Kispe Nahi Nahi Mangte Meko Dus Ek Homie Bas I Mean My Crush Homie Uh Know Me? Show Me Some Love Dikhayge Kab? Sirf Chalrela Luck You Don’t Give A Fuck Tera Pyaar Tere Pas Rakh Now I’m Runnin’ To Hoes Lockdown Mein Karu Main Shows? Pancho Kalme Padh Ke So Off Course, No Force But Meko Har Bar Ek Question Poocha Jata Kisko Tu Maanta? And What About Janta? Dekho! Fans Ki Main Care Karta Lekin Mein Khud Upar Wale Ka Pankha Do Me A Favour Meri Maiyat Pe Lil Wayne Baaja

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[tellywoodtrash]

the great indian dysfunctional family ep 6 lb

(previous)

the episode starts with sonali stumbling into party decorations. so no follow-up about that mridul convo then?

meanwhile PL's dealer and vimmi are just chilling and talking about how they're gonna lose the house. very casually.

what's this party for anyway? mridul's birthday? geeta did mention it was coming up.

dealer: “pehle toh yeh family ajeeb thi, ab gareeb bhi ho gayi hai.”

lmaooooooooooooooooooo

sonali's ainvayi squealing and whining. dude what is your problem?

yup. it's mridul's birthday. he's picked up on geeta's perceptible anxiety/sadness this year. poor kiddo.

cutting back to the sonali/geeta convo.

oh. it was interrupted by PL before it got anywhere. hmmmmmmmm.

what a sweet bachcha.

meanwhile vikram/samar meet back up at their old beachside haunt.

hmmmm, samar's offering financial help.

of course vikram doesn't like it.

oh boy he's saying kashyap's better than samar. he's always been there for him. let's see how long he holds on to THAT impression.

sonali's suddenly acting like some snobby brat about making a crepe paper decoration, claiming “i've never had to work for any of my parties.”

sonali's looking at kashyap bonding with mridul with a keen eye.

aaaaand she's making some passive aggressive remark to him about "exploring". idk why the writing for her character just took a weird turn and is making her unlikable.

PL just referred to kashyap as a son. great, this is gonna blow up spectacularly in everyone's faces.

some remark about a reunion. and sonali's back to making shady remarks (based on her "investigations".) ouff, why.

the short wig for addu is bad. like, really bad.

shashi is being a pain, as usual.

100k views for her dumbass standup routine. ugh. sounds about right, since any garbage passes for comedy in this country these days.

vikram just walks past them at the doorstep muttering “thank god it's a boy!” pffffffffffffft.

addu gets back at him for that by kissing shashi and saying  “see? still nothing.”

she's torturing him on purpose now, but lol.

samar just walked into the room talking about the party and sonali just pounced on him with “mridul vikram bhaiyya ka bachcha nahi hai.” jesus woman. at least save it for later in the night after the party????

samar doesn't want to hear it. #relatable

that doesn't stop her. she's still running her mouth.

“enough sonali. meri family waise hi bohut troubled hai.” “tumhari family? kya meri family nahi hai?” “aise lag toh nahi raha.”

truth. this whole thing seems more about feeding a sick curiosity she has than any actual concern for these people.

oh ho. apparently geeta was in love with vikram since she was a little girl. and apparently that means she could never ever cheat on him, acc. to samar. which uhhhhhh, is a pretty ridiculous and dumbass explanation.

“i thought you were the sane one.”

yeah me too, but being here has clearly made her morph into some crazy voyeur.

samar's had enough. of them fighting since they've gotten here. of all the madness here. and he's like let's just leave in the morning. sounds good to me.

sonali's not convinced.

great, she's now pursuing vikram for a conversation. GIRL PLS DON'T DO ANYTHING DUMB. PLEASE.

bonding with him over whiskey. mardaana waali bonding.

and now she's offering financial help as well. if he won't take it from samar, why would he take it from you?

she's framing it as a business thing tho. hmmm.

wow he's more receptive.  

and she's making inroads. saying they're not so different. because usool or some shit. i mean... ehhhhhh.

for being the town's pariahs there's certainly a lot of ppl at the ranauts’ party.

vimmi: “aadhe se zyaada log toh selfie lene aayein hai lesbian didi ke saath.”

lol jfc.

cute cute cute.

mridul just asked geeta for papa and instantly kashyap appeared from the bg. damn. show's not even being subtle about it anymore.

ohhhhhhhh gosh. vikram's taking the mic. i hope that he's taking sonali's advice to rebuild his relationship with geeta, but knowing him and this fam and their propensity for inadvertant tamashaa... i'm already cringing.

oh. he's singing aye kaash ke hum... which is what he sang to geeta all those years ago before leaving on his ill-fated tour.

chalo 5 minute of happiness hi sahi.

vimmi and sonali are doing random bakchodi, and sonali just mentioned the landslides and vimmi was like uhhhhh nope, absolutely no landslides occur in this area. uh ohhhhhhhhhhhh. samar you in troubleeee.

sonali's joining the dots. about a number of things.

OH FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ALSKFJSDLKFJLSDKJFLSDKJFLSDKJFLKSJDLFKJJFJFFJFJ IS MRIDUL...........????????? OH SHIT OH SHIT OHHHHHHH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT SAMAR YOU DIRTY DOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

yiiiiiiiiiiiikes.

ADDU AND SHASHI ARE SURROUNDING SONALI ABOUT SOME RANDOM BS AND OMG CAN YOU TWO FUCKING FUCK OFFFFFF NOW IS NOT THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

sonali just lost at them. and samar. dslkfjsdlkfdslkfj.

“she knows.”

WHY ARE YOU TWO HAVING THIS DISCUSSION RIGHT NOW OVER HERE OUT IN THE OPEN OMFG DSKLFJSDLFKJSD

“you have to tell bhaiyya. go tell him now.” jfc.

WHAT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW?????????????? WHY????????????????????????????? IT'S THE KID'S BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR FUCK'S SAKEEEEEEEEEE.

#the great indian dysfunctional family #tgidf lbs #episode liveblogs

[khan-ismail-umarr]

Part 3 wahan pass mein ek chemist shop bhi tha, yeh wahi bdlg hai jisse ke upar power gym hai, waqt beet raha tha, baarish rukne ka naam nahi le rahi thi, uss waqt koi aaspass rehta uska bhi khayal nahi aaya ki usske ghar pauncha jaaye, shayyed uski wajah yahi rehi hogi Supriya ke pass jo exposed rushes wo kahi kharab na ho jaaye aur paani mein tairti humaari nayi gaadi, kyonki pass hi Supriya ki Mummy Oshiwara rehti hai wahan paidal jaaya ja sakta tha. 6,7,8 baj gaye, ab sab kuch tham chuka tha, baarish ko chhodkar, ek maruti 800 uss parking mein ruki thi, wo jaisi jaise doob rahi thi, waisi waisi tension bhi badh raha tha, jis jagah hum ruke thay wo 7-8 steps ki unchai pe tha, paani dheere seediyaan chadne laga, chemist wale ne apne cheezon ke daam dugne kar diye thay, maine ek sprite aur chips ka packet khareeda, lekin wo gale se nahi utar raha tha, dheere log kam hone lage, ab sirf humdono aur kuch lukhe.. mera matlab mawaali type log aur kuch gareeb bhikh mangne wale reh gaye thay, samne road par BST khadi thi kuch passengers ab bhi baite thay, Maruti 800 puri doob chuki thi aur paani puri seedhiya chadh chuka tha, phone mein pani gush jaane ki wajah se wo bhi kaam nahi kar rahe thay, meri nazar Supriya par padi toh uki ankh bhar chuki thi, maine uske khando par haath rakhkar kaha, seedhi tak paani aane mein 8 ghantey lage, 8 ghante aur baarish hogi toh hum doobenge waise hogi nahi, aur agar hogi toh jo sab ka hoga wo hamara bhi hoga aur khushi ki baat hai humlog saath hai.. shukra hai Allah ki Haji Ali baba ke naam par main aagaya tumhare saath, nahi toh yahan tum pareshan rehti aur main wahan ghar par pareshan rehta, jaisi jaise raat aage badh rahi thi, aaspass ke logon se darr lag raha tha, hum log chemist ki shop ke aage aakar khade hogaye .. dekhte dekhte . 3 baj gaye thay 12 ghante ho chuke thay humme wahan par phase, 4..5..6 .. baje humne dekha paani utar raha hai, baarish halki halki padh rahi thi, humlog ne himmat ki aur seedi se neeche utrey aur gaadi taraf bade .. ghootno tak tab bhi paani tha, humlog ne aaspas Janki ko awaaz lagayi ..magar wahan koi nahi tha, sannata tha.. gaadi ki chaabi Janki ke pass thi... contd https://www.instagram.com/p/CDHpup9Ja9x/?igshid=qobyc4g2of1f