#GODDD. God. G o d

[shima-draws]

I’ve watched FMAB a thousand times but Greed’s death STILL gets me every fucking time. 1. Him realizing that Ling is going to get hurt and possibly killed by Father if Greed doesn’t leave his body, 2. Greed coming to terms with the fact that he’s definitely going to get killed by Father but he’s willing to make the sacrifice for Ling, and 3. Greed discovering that what he wanted was what he had the entire time, and that was true friends who would stick with him through thick and thin, who would share the same experiences and failures and triumphs and still love him despite his homunculus status. I’m so.

Also I’m SO pissed at the fact that Pride got to live but Greed didn’t. In my brain I kept saying “Well yeah I guess it makes sense for all of the homunculi to die bc they came from Father and HE has to die” but then I remembered that Pride LIVES and that makes me so salty. Out of all the homunculi Greed deserved to live the MOST AND I JUST. FUCKIGN.

#It’s been years and I’m STILL in denial #I’m living in my fantasy Soulmate GreedLingEd AU. Don’t fucking talk to me about canon #Anyway we finally finished FMAB today. My roommate absolutely LOVED it lol #But of course he would it is The anime of all time after all ;) #Shima speaks #FMA #FMAB #Fullmetal Alchemist #Greed #Ling Yao #Also it fucks me up EVERY time that Ed and Ling are the Last People Greed sees before he dies #The last people he looks at #The two people he cared about the MOST #AND. Greed’s death is what gave Ed the final push to defeat Father #Both he and Ling were DEVASTATED at Greed’s death and I’m. SO fucking normal about it #GODDD. God. G o d

[emeraldelysian]

Just finished two more books😀 even tho I should have studied for my test on tuesday WELP

i would DEFINITELY recommend the spanish love deception and shatter me OUF girl— I can finally start the next book and I am not quite sure about that series, the first book was interesting, it's not so bad, so yes as of now I would recommend it, the thing is, i think all these tiktok videos (which i see on instagram because I don't have a tiktok account) about shatter me with inside jokes manipulated me into starting the series, some of the quotes peaked my interest, there must be something behind all that hype right? Kinda starting to fall in love with two characters (Aaron shjsjhld and KENJI <3) as well, the quote that has a chokehold on me, which also keeps me from quitting the series is: "Lift your hips for me, love." girl I am blushing, squealing, kicking my blanked, having a fisty fight with my pillow, HOW?!?!?

I also finished my to be read list and it's— astronomically gigantic, you wanna see it?

I grew up watching studio ghibli movies, spirited away is still my favorite🤍✨ my neighbor totoro i think was my first sg movie, i only watched it twice and that was also a very long time ago, let's watch that next? would make me feel nostalgic🥴

Loveee, I'm sorry this is so late!! How did the test go?? I'm sure you did amazing, you're so smart. Honestly, I'm so proud of you for reading so much. I got out of it when the semester started because having to go to campus every day takes a toll but you're definitely motivating me right now.

Also I totally get it with Booktok/Bookstagram!! I swear, it's always such a joy to see them pop up on when I go on social media. I swear I have such a long list going now that I have to limit myself and be like "read these twenty books first, you're becoming a hoarder." Also YES please send me your reading list, I may as well add to my list. I think I'm just gonna spend my entire Thanksgiving or winter break reading my tbr.

HELP NOT THE QUOTE PLEASE. It's literally 10 in the morning here, I cannot deal with these nsfw vibes rn but oh my g o d. Now I'm so intrigued wtf wtf ahhh. Will probably have to scream in my car in the middle of the night if the whole book be like that, I'm-

Oh my goddd yes Spirited Away is a classic for a REASON. Such a beautiful movie, I swear. Studio Ghibli movies are one of the only types of movies I could watch over and over again and never tire of. Oh my god, yesss, let's watch My Neighbor Totoro then!! Text me and let me know when you're free!! <33

#emerald asks ✧

[xian]

went from sad for masa and fukuzawa to sad for kohei to even more sad for kohei to “if tomoa or my favourite vball teams make me sad i’m going to go unconscious for a month”

#tomoa please #acc i think china should do alright in vball nonetheless but anything can happen in this quick format #see: rio 2016 #and japan well.... #they'll get to QFs i can say #what if they don't tho #god #goddd #tokyo 2020 #and tomoa hasn't been in form it seems and if he false starts on speed? #it's fucking over #WHERE IS KOKORO #NOW I'M SAD FOR KOKORO TOO #G O D

[gignikinszz]

hi everyone i just wanted to share this list of fic ideas i just found on my computer. beware i yell a lot

one of them is an english tutor & one is a math tutor & they tutor each other & fall in LOVE YES friends in LOVe

one of them is rich & the other is their private chef??? and cooking but make it erotic???? yeah?????

childhood friends who become roommates in college & one of them has been in love for Years & the other jus has a rlly big O SHIT moment

on the OTHER hand,,, RANDOM college roommates who hate each other at first but then.... love

X-FILES AU X-FILES AU X-FILES AU HHHHHHHHHHHH I WOULD LOSE MY MIND FRIENDS

or like just general cryptid hunters au idC just GIMMIE 2 PEOPLE OUT IN THE WOODS LOOKING FOR MONSTERS/ALIENS/ETC ALONE WITH ONLY THEIR FAITH IN CRYPTIDS & E A C H O T H E R

makeup artist & actor NEED I SAY MORE the FACE TOUCHIN G DJJDJDJD

r i v a l i n f l u e n c e r s

i know. i k n o w. that teachers whose relationship is ??? & everyone wants them to just get together already has been done. but like. g o d. more of that. m o r e

dare i say... detective & medical consultant…. imagine the Dynamic. imagine

2 movie critics with HORRIDLY differing opinions who a l w a y s see each other at premiers & go "ew" but then.... and dare i insinuate anything..... perhaps there are drunken escapades....... and then Feelings........

DUELING PIANISTS YALL KNOW WHAT THAT IS RIGHT LIKE AT A JAZZ CLUB & OGHHHHHHHHH THE IMPLICATIONSSSSSSS I CAN T

oh my god oh my goddd ohhhhh my godddddd ONE OF THEM PUBLISHES POEMS ANONYMOUSLY IN A MAGAZINE & THE LOVE INTEREST READS THE MAGAZINE FOR THE POEMS & THEY MEET IN REAL LIFE AND START TO FALL IN LOVE & THE POET'S POEMS BEGIN TO BE ABOUT T H E M OHHH MY GODSDDDDDD

#writing prompts #idk about yall but im staring Directly At the movie critics one #the way i wrote like. One of these. iconic #these are copied and pasted from the note on my computer fyi #anyways if you want to use these & u can see thru all the yelling be my guest #anyways anyways that's all for tonight i'm off to do my garbage dump of hw #fuck u midterms

[cawdaver]

epic cc!tubbo moment @ the lore. the fucking lore oh my g o d

YO I KNOW RIGHT?? like hooly shit man popped OFF! we really expected some kind of wilbur lore regarding l’manberg and his feelings on it and we did but- the focus of how much l’manberg weighed on others, specifically tubbo. god it was so good, he did such a good job with the acting and goddd his voice breaking apart as he was telling ranboo “i’m fine” fucking punched me in the gut and if you can’t tell i’m a big tubbo enjoyer who absolutely adores his lore wwwww

#ask box cryptid #tubbo

[ssin-ent]

GOD IMAGINE JUNGWOO SOFT DOMMING YOU AND ASKING YOU TO PLEASE BE A GOOD GIRL FOR HIM, PETTING YOU WHILE YOURE TIED UP AND MAKING YOU FEEL SO GOOD. IMAGINE HIM TELLING YOU HOW GOOD YOU ARE FOR TAKING HIM SO WELL, HOW CUTE YOH ARE WHEN YOU CUM AND IMAGINE HIM HOLDING YOUR HAND WHILE YOU SHAKE AND CRY HIM SIGHING INTO YOUR NECK AND HOLDING YOU SO SOFT AND IMAGINE THE AFTERCARE OH MY G O D SOFT HORNY HOURS HAVE TAKEN OVER ME -🍓

okay Im really horny since yeaterday so I reallyyyy want to be fucked rough but T H I S

I'D MELT AND BE SUCH A GOOD GIRL FOR HIM GODDD being taken care off like this🥺🥺Jungwoo would be so good at this I think he loves to please you

#🍓 anon

[epochryphal]

OKAY TIME TO LIVEBLOG SPACE PATROL LULUCO - IN ITS ENTIRETY

season 1

;;;;u;;;; i love this pacing n humor n tone fuck me

also i remember now how Fucking hype i was for prettyboy and midori mmmmmm also p sure there’s a life fiber reveal and i’m Eager

YOU’RE UNDER ARREST!  YOU’RE FREE TO GO!  god i’d seen that but it’s so good in-context too

Space Cheating

Justice

a-Wake! Judg-ment, gun MOR-phing!

Sorry To Interrupt Your Pointless Discussion, But *I’m* Here

FUCK is midori’s voice nonon’s va because holy shit i did not see that coming somehow and i’m extra starry eyes

(it can get you a boy, or a boyfriend, or an ex-boyfriend)

“whups, i got captured, oh darn”

“so i should stay normal?” “no, stay wonderful” oh my goddd linesss

“i’ll learn my lessonnnn. kayy, lesson learnnnned”

“give it a rest or i’ll kill ya!” “very well, you’re hired”

- - -

season 2

[...loses track of seasons]

wait shit the flame captain is ira FUCKING GOOD

IT SHOULD TRIGGER THE WILL OF JUSTICE OR SOMETHING

oh my God that’s how orange mom shows up i love her

Frick okay i went to actually look up the seiyuus and - luluco is papika, that’s, Good, fuck. also she was anzu in the gantz: o movie? NONON’S SEIYUU WAS SCARLET CLAW OF COURSE SHE WAS AAAAAAAAAA typecasting WAIT SHE WAS HARUKA IN FLCL TOO?? o_o. that, i did not expect

the fucking “clapping”, and also how he just, movetilts with the whole desk

JUSTICE IS OVER

THOSE ARE LIFE FIBERS IN HER CAPE FOR SURE MMMMM

“yes my ma’am” pfff

snrrrk. shoplift/resell theme

IS IT STILL IN THE BOX

Waves Of Justice Are Still Running Through His Brain

space yen

A CRIME FOR A CRIME EQUALS JUSTICE! THIS IS HOW! WE ADULTS! CARRY OUT JUSTIIIIIIICE

perishable

Mmmmmmmm Cocoon Sphere

dpfjg I Think I’ve Been Here Once Before

KLK-X

3.5 star review means it’s basically the real thing-

MmmmmmmmmmMMMM COVERS BOY Good Good Evil Talk - ldbtngfj pffdt Kill-***-Killian the verbal censoring i’m fhfgh

FUTATSU. II KOTO O -

shitty background nova while OuO life fiber nova peeks into main view is G o o d

some kind of space fraud

THE MYSIC ARUGHDHFH LIGHT IT ON FIRE the garbage letters THE SELF DRAMA THE LOSE YOUR WAY TE GUTS FNFVJGNJF WHAAATTTTT IT CAN STILL BURN HOTTERRR i’m still not dead yettt. wow. wow

i can’t believe literally no one tried to light the original life fiber / ragyo on fire, in retrospect, holy shit?? aikuro with your lighter what were you DOING

magic planet lwa at 3.7 i... trigger i love that you’ve done this

firewood of justice

30,000 lightyears in prison

sucy............ “you gun goblin” [stuffs luluco full of mushrooms] Fuck the very good constant updating how much time left

djhgn the counting and the lil goblin

and the music stops

pffffffffffff wipe, wipe, wipe... dochi demo ii kedo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

what... is up with Violence and se’chan. full-color girl... and the backwards “people have different sets of values”... [ah, i hadn’t heard of sex and violence with machspeed]

kyuuuuuu

the lil everyone doing the hand pose for the picture........ i deeply need cosplayers doing that

ohh my god blackholeian. also his voice is so familiar

BLACK HOLES BECAME BLACK HOLES BY SHOPLIFTING

stupid middleschooler who eats nothing but sweet bread

DINOSAURS WERE SHOPLIFTED

2000 glasses.......

the good static fave

Special Flat First Love

zero void mmmm

Nothingling

the pinnacle of worthlessness - ZA! NOSSINGU!

GOD there’s the badbad alphaomega joke

heh... evil as incomprehensible, in this one, rather than klk’s incomprehensible, is interesting juxtaposition

mmmm the theme without luluco in it is good

pfff. what a good joke, that inferno cop would look like chief over justice - oh my god senpai

ooo “justice will never die?” “normally, no”

Hell Ain’t Big Enough For Two Agents Of Justice

aaaa god i’m such a sucker for their fucking theme messages? oh wow another plotline about “normal is something you decide for yourself” “truly precious things will never disappear, especially if they’re intangible”

Arrest Him

a middle schooler in love for the first time is Invincible,

ojii-san... he’s only 21...

He Shoplifted My Most Prized Possession

fuckifnfjf justice chant

YATTA!! JUSTICE IS A MIRACLE!!!!

god the very cute tsuzuku/continued incorporation of format, is good

If You Ask Me, Only After One Dies And Comes Back To Life Do They Become Normal

fucking, the good gurren lagann prow shit

oh my god the fucking unending hearts and the hair blowing and the i’m only a middleschooler idk about the void

emotion big bang.....

oh my god normal

PRETTY TRANSFORM god those sherbert colors what good animation bullshit

fucking covers voidmonster

mmm the themes of loveydovey first loves, i see u in darlifran

Love Is Justice

fucking- microblackhole activated by big bang

You Finally Pulled The Trigger -

ahdnfhjjnffnf People Die When They Are Shot - I’ll Teach You That Normal Fact Of Life Right Now!!

gosh she’s cute without her hairclip

in the end you’re only taking pleasure in shoplifting!!

oh my god

okay i didn’t check if blackhole headman (ahem... doc scratch) was voiced by uzu/viral’s seiyuu and i will in a mo but that’s my guess [update: Yep despite it not being listed on wikipedia at all wtf]

Arrest Him Again. you’re supposed to introduce your boyfriend to your dad - Normally

aww the highfive...

JusssTiiiice

Trigger-chan

outfit...

that was sweet, and absolutely not the sort of thing i could have watched serially heh. it’s nice to feel in on the jokes

awwww the highfive

...so... crossover art with nonon/midori ira/chief and uzu/blackholeian outfit swaps totally exists right. right. blease. also villain uzu is something i never knew i needed? also the casts interacting is precious art ideas - nonon on chief over justice’s shoulder for step one

#luluco bloggin #anime bloggin

[rach-hell]

a-z my question: am i ur fave

A - If I’m in love.     i genuinely don’t know. and if i am idk if it’s just one person. either way i’m definitely over it so… fuck me, right? :/ my emotions are a mess and i just have so much affection to give this sucks

B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.my roomieeeee he thought i was drunk cause i was ranting a million tangents at once lmao

C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.february 18th :/

D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.definitely girls. it’s probably about 90/10 women/men.

E - How many piercings I have.zilch, idk if i want any or not i haven’t really thought about it. if i transition i’ll def get my ears done but as is?? eeeeeehhh

F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’ sunflowers or roses?R O S E S

G - The last person I said ‘I love you’ to.    in a casual way? u :’D romantically? my ex :/

H - The last person I hugged.     roomieeee he gives rly good hugs when i need them honestly i’m so grateful to him ;w;

I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.    literally today, i feel like i haven’t done anything fun ever tbh, i feel like i missed out and it sucks like i’m bitter but not at anyone just at the fact that i’m not really living my life and others are and that hurts

J - Are you insecure. What about?    god… everything… my face my voice my body in general my complete inability to do anything my lack of any actual skills or talents my lack of passion or drive for anything, my lack of life experience the feeling that i’ll never experience or achieve anything… tbh i’m completely and fundamentally unhappy with every aspect of my life and who i am as a person lol

K - What my full name is.    eeehhhh not on the internet sorry, hmu girlie, but it’ll be a trade

L - If I have siblings.    nooooope

M - If I forgive betrayal.    not on your fucking life. tbh i don’t forgive easily in general

N - Favourite animal?    PUMAAAAA I LOV THEM LOOKIT THEY PAWS THEY’RE SO BEFFY

O - Where would I like to travel    i reeeaaally wanna see more of the americas, the wilderness there is beyond gorgeous, i also absolutely adore italy and iceland those two are my bucketlist tbh. and i have heeeaaps of family in germany and some in france so i wanna go there for sure. and spain. and i’d really love to take a trip to japan and do lots of photography the urban environment there is so different from ours it’s gorgeous dang.

P - What kind of music I like.    like… everything. lately i’ve been listening to absolute trash my current faves are halsey, dua lipa, hey violet, missio, saint PHNX, dreamers, 21p, but i also adore shit like globus (who are criminally underrated fr go listen to black parade and come back to me without goosebumps and tears in your eyes), missy higgins, arctic monkeys, grinspoon, chilli peppers, pearl jam, mcr, i have too many faves to list i’m giving up, when i was younger i was reeeaaaally into like, maiden and rob zombie and judas priest and shit… i know, i know.

Q - Favourite flower?    arum lillies

R - Is cheating ever okay?    fuck off. if anyone asks this seriously take their teeth out and ditch their disgusting asses.

S - 2 habits.    

ugh i bite my nails SO bad it’s awful :/

uh… fuck idk i’m struggling here… not really a habit (and nsfw avert ur eyes kiddies) but if i don’t cum daily i get super grumpy and also kinda needy and whiny it’s not pretty i’m a mess

T - 3 things I love unconditionally.    

my friends

good music

good food

i know these are all kinda cheap answers but i don’t have much else :/

U - Favourite time of year, and why    autumn, i love the colours and the smells and the overcast skies and the raaaaiiin and it’s perfect photography lighting and the temperature’s just right

V - Big dreams?    i used to have them, i’ve kinda just settled down to “survive” now…

W - If I’ve done something I regret very much.a lot of things, none of which i feel comfortable discussing in the open other than my last breakup that was… poorly handled on my part. like… it’s done now and i’m (trying to) deal, but i think i fucked up a mostly good thing because i was going through a rough time and i’m pretty sure i made the wrong choice. if you’re interested in the rest hmu when i’m drunk hun, they’re super personal and don’t shed me in a particularly great light

X - 3 turn ons    goddd how can i list just 3 hhhhh

for sake of ease ima just say power exchange, p much any dynamic that falls under that umbrella is A+++

idk what we’re going for here?? like things that get me goin’ for sex or sex things i like?? maybe i just go for the former?? fuck this is Hard um… if u drop your voice real low and breathy and husky and get in close and piurtehorijkwgesfsds WRECK ME

lots of super gentle touching like touch my thighs or my tum or run your fingers along my spine or in my hair i’ll be messy tbh

FUCK IT THAT’S 3-ISH

Y - 3 turns offs    

SUPER PUSHY/”““HINTING”““/AGGRESSIVE PEOPLE WHEN I’M CLEARLY NOT RECIPROCATING IT JUST CREEPS ME TF OUT STOP

ok this sounds ridiculous but like… lack of interest, if you don’t put any effort into whatever shenanigans we’re into and you’re just kinda flat it just gives me the impression you’d literally not care if we were doing anything else and idk like… don’t be a fucking board during sex like that ruins errything for me. like i know it’s not always 100% like… “dragging moans from ur throat whether u want to or not” but like… damn put some effort in homeslice, show me you’re actually enjoying yourself like sometimes ya just make a bit of noise or get a lil theatrical for ur partner’s sake and that’s fine, doesn’t mean you’re faking it. this got long soz.

again this is gonna sound weird but like… idk in my sex life i have a history of being w/ people who like… didn’t wanna touch me? like if ur not suuuuper into dicks fine but also idk don’t make me feel like you think my body’s gross honestly longterm that’s really fucked w/ my self esteem not just a turn off lol

Z - Ask any question you want. am i ur fave?homegirl i’m at least 23% in love with u duh what kind of dumbass fucking question smh you really are a stupid girl

#asks #personal #@ the bunbun #THANKYOUUUUU ILY HUN <3 #1-800-babybunny

[brayinghorses]

Shit said in my AP Calculus class

T: “There it is.”

“Jump disc.”

“Your life is an asymptote.”

“What does that mean?” “Your mom.” “Thank you.”

“Is there a hole?!”

“Stop fisting each other!”

“The David Copperfield Theorem.“

“Oh my Goddd. I’m saying oh my god because I just realized that parallel lines have the same slope.”

“🎵Operator pleeease🎵”

“Nicholas where do I go from here?”

“Confetti.”

“This is like Math Debate 101”

“Consult yourself before asking me!”

“That’s a 2.” “Oh my God, I’m an idiot.” “We all knew that.”

“Lo d'hi less hi d'lo o lo squared🎵”

“Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak students smarter.”

“I’m gonna cry.”

“Wait, did I do something stupid?”

“I thought I was on a roll. Oh wait, I’m on a roll again.”

“It’s 7!”

“Es como una cebolla.”

“C E B O L L A”

“Ughh, this one is giving me diarrhea.” “Me too … which one?” “G(x) of that.” “Saaame.”

“Just like onions, composite functions make me cry.”

“Nooo, but the second one is different!”

“Waiii, Ms Raaayymoss!!!”

T: “This *rapid hand shaking* means anxiety

“I would’ve been right, but I did it wrong.”

T: “I hate everyone in this room.”

“That’s gonna be my senior quote: ‘This, parenthesis school parenthesis, kills the man.’”

T: “Close my door! … Thank you!”

“Did you know that you can stop it (the announcements)? You just throw a hammer at it.”

*scattered depressed yays*

T: “I’m gonna start teaching now, thanks.”

“Sin minus what in the hell ”

“Is it that y minus crap?”

T: “Cool, someone left their eraser, it’s mine now.”

“Ms, if I give you a quote, you’ll say it’s cheesy.” T: “Oh my god, are you still sensitive about that??” “Yes I’m still sensitive about that!”

“I did that once, she didn’t notice.” “Wait, do what?” “Don’t worry about it.”

“Are you dying, more like, are you deading?”

T: *writing the answer on the board, which is -2cot(sinθ)csc^2(sinθ)cosθ* “That’s the alphabet.”

“That looks easy. Probably isn’t, but the illusion of easy is still there.”

“I don’t think it’s that hot. You’re all ugly. ... Are you gonna quote me?”

T: “Let’s try a more complicated problem.” “FNAF Sister Location.”

“WAII, IS THAT THE ANSWER? IS THE ANSWER THE QUESTION??” “We did it! THIS IS THE ULTIMATE ONION!”

“I dunno, I farted I guess”

T: “But you have no 3x here.” “...” “BOY, U THOT!” “Yeah, I thought.”

T: “If I could find your derivative, then I could be the one over you” (1/u)

“Well, what do you suck?” “Oh, the usual normal stuff. Nipples, obviously. Cortina’s penis. Oh wait, it doesn’t exist!”

“Wow, that looks, that looks, that looks like something I’d regret doing.”

“I’m Valery, of course I was gonna be born in October!”

“Nick got the opening gates of Heaven.” *aaHHH* T: “Yeah, that’s what it’s supposed to look like.”

“I don’t regret.”

“It’s not my fault, it’s *in unison* the problem’s fault.”

T: “du du du, oh who cares?” “I learn so much in math.”

T: *quiet cry of why*

“I would’ve gotten the points -- if I wasn’t such an idiot!”

“I’m so hurt.” “Matthew, this is HELL”

“How long does it take to render it?” “Uh.” “9 million years.” “Yeah, I’d estimate that”

*twins in unison* “Double the cream, double the fun. The new Oreos double stuffed”

“It’s Valery’s D”

“Look man, I don’t chose my socks”

“The way I wrote it, it says yey.” “YEY!”

“I got it, but I didn’t.” “What was it?” “The y. It’s not yey, it’s ey.”

*me and a friend singing Bet on It*

“Everything in math matters.”

“I don’t care anymore.” “Damn, Nigel doesn’t care anymore.”

“Man, I miss my gummy bears.” T: “At what rate did I eat those gummy bears?”

“You gotta draw the lake (leak).” T: ??? *draws squiggly* “No, the leak!” T: “Oh, leak? I thought you said lake!”

T: *draws a house* “Yo, that’s a face!” “That’s Squidward’s house!” “It’s a totem!”

That time I fooled a classmate

“I thought you said that my sexuality gives you the fractions.” “Obviously.”

“Stop reminding me that I forget basic math relations.” “What did you forget?” “4th grade math.”

“Can’t you just do that?” “No, you plebeian!”

“You have to multiply eveRYTHING”

“It concaves up.” T: “It concaves up.” “yOOOO” Class: “OHHHHHH” “We’re geniuses!”

T: “She (J) gets so excited when she understands something!” *class starts laughing* T: “No, I’m serious, it’s a good thing!” Student to J: “Is that why you’re never excited?” *class oohhhs*

“The only blue pen I have.” “It’s not even blue, it’s black!” “Well shit”

“You’re so squoosh!” “I’m just a skeleton with a layer of donuts”

*Psycho music plays* *class laughs* “The impending doom of the math that approaches!”

“What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 meters long? A π-thon!”

T: “Who has the (unit) circle?” “I like lowkey know it.” T: “Really lowkey.”

“Great. Now back to my regularly scheduled gay shit.”

“Nick the dick.”

“Nick the brick licks slick dick sticks.” “Nick the thick brick.” “Nick the sick thick chick brick licks slick dick sticks.”

T: “I’ve actually taken out the batteries of my remote control to put in my calculator.”

“Fuck yeah!” T: “Are you frustrated?” “No, I said ‘fuck yeah’!”

“I didn’t know why everyone was screaming POI until it finally hit me.” “Man, her mind was on POT.”

“She’s Jesus!”

“Look at this net, that I just found!” “I was thinking the exact same thing!” “NO STOP”

*me pointing at i* “BALD BALD BALD BALD”

“Do we use a calculator for this?” “No calculators, we die like men.”

“Error. Good job.”

T: “No me de esa cara.”

T: “Let’s see, what did I call it here ... nothing.”

“What in equation? What in optimization?”

T: “I was doing this in a rush. Never do things in a rush, guys.”

“You could get caught!” “I don’t give a shit.” “You’d lose $60!” “Oh shit, maybe 2 shits.”

T: “I’ll multiply everything by 3r^2.” “Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute -- is that legal?” T: “Yes.”

“My numbers are 50!”

“Not gonna lie, I said the word “coefficient”and I was surprised.”

“The naked F.”

“That could be there.”

“Ln is foolishproof, right?”

“What in approximation?”

“Is it fair?” T: “What is?” “Is it fair to flip them?” T: “Yeah!” “Is it legal?”

T: “1 2 3 4 5 6 7 oh whatever.”

“Why are you so extra?” “I’m not extra, you’re just not enough.”

“Will Patty get 2 tickets? *flips the eraser* Matthew.”

T: “You can move out the 3 if it bothers you so much, look at him, probrecito.”

“I thought it was some weird trendy calculus thing.”

“Darth Vader?”

“The answer is divide. The album. Buy it now.”

“YOU’RE a capital F!”

“Nigel, we’re not doing the quiz -- we’re doing the TEST!”

T: “I don’t, I’m sorry.” “No, I’m sorry.” “We’re all sorry.”

*about Nicholas* “He’s already failing, he’s a leftie.”

“With all this work, I’m gonna pull a Kelli.” “What do you mean?” “Cry for no reason.”

T: “It’s integrated in your integration work, haha.”

#my school #math #2016

[hanasaku-shijin]

ep20 liveblog

my god im shook and i havent even stARTED YET

OH I WAS RIGHT ABOUT WHAT ANDREW SAID YAAAAAS

gg wingman

NOT EVEN ONE

diana ur gonna have some regrets lemme tell u rIIGT NOW

im gonna throw up im so ANXIOUS AND EXCITED WHAT THE FUCK

AKKO GO GET HER PLS

okay but like andrew and his dad LEFT last episode i thought so like why is he still here

oh nooo diana is going in alone alrEADY

I love the planet stuff now with all the astrology ajksdhfdks

holy shIT 

DIANA IS LITERALLY WEARING LIKE GREEK SANDALS

LIKE A GODDESS

OH HEY I WAS RIGHT SHE DID USE THE SAME SPELL AS EPISODE 2

good hint early on trigger

WHAT DID I SAY

WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY

A WEEK AGO

THAT THAT FUCKING SNAKE WAS GONNA BE IN THERE

THAT IF DARYL COULDNT GO IN HERSELF SHE’D SEND THE SNAKE

WAHT DID I FUCKING SAAAAAAAAAAY

UUUMMMMMM

BITCH EXCUSE ME

IM

I MEAN I KNEW IT’D HAPPEN BUT IM STILL FUCKING P I S S ED

SHE COULD SUFFOCATE?????????

alone with andrew but thinking about diana

OH THEY REALLY SAID IT

oh my god

look at akko

SHE IS SO 

PASSIONATE

ABOUT DIANA

ABOUT NOT LETTING HER QUIT 

BECAUSE AKKO KNOWS HER

SHE KNOWS SHE DOESNT REALLY WANT TO QUIT EVEN IF SHE SAYS SHE HAS TO

AKKO  KN O W S   HER

w h a t

a time

when she couldnt use magic

at a l l

holy fuck

(thank god they are using andrew to give diana backstory since she wont open up about herself)

oh my godddddddddddd

this iS LIKE

THE BIGGEST

REVEAL

EVER

DIANA ONCE COULDNT USE MAGIC AT ALL

AND NOW SHE’S WORKED HER WAY TO TOP STUDENT

LITERALLY IM CRYING???? MY BABY

oh hi bitch cousins

LET AKKO IN

only akko

OHH MY GODDD

yet another custom akko must break haha

OH MY GOD

AKKO IS TOLD A HORRIBLE CALAMITY WILL BEFALL HER IF SHE INTERFERES

AND SHE DOESN’T

WASTE

A 

SECOND

SHE RUNS RIGHT THE FUCK IN TO SAVE DIANA

IM SCREMAING MY HEAD OFF

THANK U FOR MAKING ANDREW STAYYY

OH MY GOD IT’S HAPPENING YOU GUUYS

PINCH ME IM

SHOOK IM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT

holy shit mouse was the WRONG CHOICE THIS TIME AKKO

how about BIRD IN CASE U FUCKING FALL

ALSO YOU CAN AVOID THE SNAKES

oh hey she did a bird

YOOOOOOO

HOW FUCKING CLEVER

SHE BUILT UP A POSION IMMUNITY THANKS TO SUCY HOLY SHIIIIIIT

WHAT GOOD PLANNING 

THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE SERIES

holy shit

diana

SCREAMING

AKKO’S

NAME

I M 

MY HEART IS DYING

DIANA MUST HAVE

CARRIED HER

of course they didnt let us see that damn u trigger

SHE 

GAVE UP THE RITUAL

FOR

 A K K O

THIS IS WHAT DIANA HAS BEEN TRYING TO DO HER WHOLE LIFE AND SHE GAVE IT UP

FOR 

AKKO

let akko fly you there on her back as a dragon or something

holy shit 

finally they are ALONE TOGETHERRRR

diana’s ancestors healing people on both sides of the war

DIANA IS A HEALER

even if her aunt fucks her over diana would help her anyway

DIANA SHOWING AKKO

ALL THIS CAVENDISH STUFF AND SECRETS

The Cavendishes were all healers

but they couldnt

heal

diana’s

mother

that’s why she’s so adamant about this kind of magic

ohhh my god she’s telling her about her MOM 

IM GONNA LOSE IT IM CRYING

diana is about to cRY

AAAAAAAAAAH

OOOHHH MY GODDDDDDDD

AKKO 

GRABS HER HANDS

AND DIANA DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO IM

IM FUCKCINGNGING

LOSING MY SHIT

OH MY GUFKCING GOD

LOOK HOW EXPRESSIVE DIANA IS BEING!!!!

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

THEIR NOSES

AKKO BUMPED

THEIR

NOSES

SHE’S RECITING CHARIOT’S WORDS AND DIANA KNOWS THEM

OH YM GOD

THE STAFF

PLEAS EPLEASE LET THEM REVIVE THE WORD TOGETHE RIM SCREMAING

OH MY GODH OOH MY GODH OHH MY GOFDODODDDD

THEY DID IT

TOGETHER THEY REVIVED THE WORD IM LOSING MY MIND

CHARIOT’S BROOOOOOOOM

DIANA’S

SMILE

AGAIN

OOOOOOOOOH MY GOD 

TOGETHER

TO G E TH E R

THEY ARE RIDING TTHE BROOM TOGETHER IM HAVING A STROKE

IM

YOU GUYS

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I NEED LIFE ALERT CALL 9-1-1 IM FUCKING

IM D YING

HOLY SHIT IS THIS A BROOM OR A ROCKET

OH MY GOD

I LIVE FOR THIS

AKKO CLINGING TIGHTLY TO DIANA FOR DEAR LIFE I LOVE EVERYTHING

NEW FAVORITE FUCKIGN EPISODE OF MY LIFE

LOL AUNT AND BITCH COUSINS HAVE WEAK-ASS MAGIC HAHAHAH

NO MATCH FOR DIANA U FUCKERS

HA

OHH MAN WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY

THE CALAMITY SURE AS HELL WASNT GONNA BEFALL AKKO AND I WAS RIGHT

AGAIN

AND I BET I’LL BE RIGHT ABOUT DIANA HELPING THEM ANYWAY

CUZ SHE IS A GOOD!! GIRL!!!

BEATRIX ACCEPTS HER AND U KNOW IT

SHE

SHE

CRIED

IN FRONT OF HER SERVANTS

AND AKKO

SAW IT

IM

IM FUCKING LOSING MY MIIIINNDD

TAKE HER HOOOOOOOOOME

YAAAAAAAAAAAS

no why are we going back to andrew

oh grEAT a reason for him to go back AGAIN and find akko uHHhGH

literally wouldve been a 100% perfect ep without that tidbit there...

OH BOY BACK TO MY GIRLS THANK GOD I CAN SEE THEM RIDING DOUBLE AGAIN

OHHH MY GODDDD

SHE’S GONNA THANK HER

YAS

IM SCREECHING YAAAAASSSS

IM FUCKCING

AKKO OH MY GOD

IM FUCKING 

I

is it posisble to be in love with an episode because

im

#lwa spoilers #lwa blogging #i have ASCENDED

[illneverrecover]

When you tag I tag we tag

The Tag Game!

I was tagged by @serensama that beautiful cherub angel face ugh I love her.

Rules: Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours and when you’re done, tag up to 10 people and also tag the person who tagged you and most importantly…. Have fun!

a - age: 28!

b - biggest fear: spiders, being alone, losing loved ones.

c - current time: 7:07 pm AYOOO BLESS GOD SEVEN

d - drink you last had: vodka & oj with grenadine, which is what I’m currently sipping on.

e - everyday starts off: with me groaning and cursing my alarm, wishing I could go back to bed, and then fucking around on my phone for as long as I can before I have to get ready for work.

f - favourite song: I have a really hard time picking favorite ANYTHING because I love things too much but if I had to pick a current favorite it would be “Unravel (Acoustic Version) - Tokyo Ghoul Soundtrack” (I’ve been listening to covers mostly, BriCie is my current fave)

g - ghosts, are they real: YES. Do y’all really think Zak Baggins is out in the world just fricking around?? NO. 

h - hometown: Fredericksburg, VA! I miss it tons.

i - in love: yes, with the guy that I married (or as @feelsgood-anon calls him, my boyfriend) and with many many fictional men

j - jealous of: I try to keep this in check, but - people who love their work and feel like they “never work a day in their lives.” people who never have to worry about money. 

k - killed someone: all the time in depths of mind 

l - last time you cried: Since having a baby I’m one of those chodes that cries at commercials and songs and other stupid things, but the last time I really cried was probably in May. 

m - middle name: Michele

n - number of siblings: 2. An older sister and a little brother.

o - one wish: to give back the world more than I ever received.

p - person you called/texted last: I last called this binch about jury duty because I got summoned because god hates me. I last texted my friend Jess about Comic Con.

q - questions you’re always asked: “Where are you from?” (I live in South Dakota and definitely don’t look/sound like I am from here) & “How old were you when you got married?” (19!) are the most common. I also get asked about my hair color a lot.

r - reasons to smile: I have great family, friends, and I’m here and (relatively) healthy. Lots of reasons to smile.

s - song last sang:  Over the Love of You - Florence & the Machine 

t - time you woke up: 6:20 am?? early as frick

u - underwear color: black as my heart

v - vacation destination: I’ve always wanted to do a Europe trip and hit all of the countries over a few weeks. I’ve also wanted to go to Japan for a while, it’s my husbands dream vacay too!

w - worst habit: Oh goddd I don’t know?? I cuss a lot. I’m kind of a dick. I can be really sarcastic. I’m kind of a lush. 

x - any x-rays you have?: I’ve had x-rays on my hands previous to my carpal tunnel diagnosis, and on my mouth at the dentist. I think that’s about it? And I’ve had too many ultrasounds to count and a few CT scans as well.

y - your favourite food: potatoes in any form, sweets in any form, fruit, I mean really just food honestly.

z - zodiac: Sagittarius & DRAGON

Tagging: @zombolouge @feelsgood-anon @la-saffron @forever-ender @squirrel-nut-zippers @sinfulinsecret @suzunesays @brakeyourbones @tskazane

#this took me so long to do #because i'm ridiculous #don't feel like you have to particpate!! #no pressure homies #anyone get my title reference??? #god i hope so #i mean i know i'm old #but come ON #jackie jabbers #tagged

[juhaku-inspired]

oh my goddd tv just said how millennials LITERALLY PHYSICALLY CAN’T HANDLE talking to people face to face and they “lack small talk skills, critical thinking skills, and problem solving skills.” oh my god I’d say we have critical thinking and problem solving skills tenfold to the older people. don’t know something? google. play video games far too much? that’s constant problem solving. we’re not talking to you irl? we PROBABLY DON’T LIKE YOU. like. g O D KILL ME. 

#I thought i was included in this and I could HEAR my great grandmother's thoughts #as she heard that and walked past me texting friendo about how we leave tomorrow #later on they were like 'and we don't mean young teens who are generally shy and anxious cause everything's new- we mean millennials' #my MOTHER is a millennial TECHNICALLY #I feel like one cause I grew up with some 90s esque things and blah blah #but I'm gen X or w/e #GENERATIONS ARE STUPID ANYWAY #WHY ARE YOU SO DETERMINED TO SAY YOU'RE BETTER THAN US JESUS #I am SALT #personal #don't reblog

[honeysoftt]

oh god. oh g o d

#i feel like jess that one time at like 3 am when she just sat on dana's couch and yelled #at the time? #it was weird #but i rEalize #that its a fucking mOOD #my internal monologue is just #'oh goddd oh gOd??? oh goD!! g o d og ggofd' #omh gcudkc #im thinking about a girl thats all #just ignore me ill be fiNe #personal

[hanasaku-shijin]

@theneonflower asked me to liveblog my reaction to this so hhhhhere we go

first of all i’ve been discussing this with them since last night im so HYPED IM SO FUCKING!!!! like u guys have   no    i  d e a 

27 fucking panels of pURE UNADULTERATED FLUFF

LITERALLY NEVER IN ALL MY YEARS HAVE I EVERRRRR KNOWN AN ARTIST TO DRAW 27 PANELS’ WORTH OF FLUFF IN A SINGLE ART PIECE IN ONLY A DAY

it’s literally gonna take me 30 minutes just to... stare at this... and then liveblog a reaction

okay hhheeere we go

...............

oh OOOHH

SO THE COMIC FROM LAST NIGHT IS DIRECTLY INCORPORATED INTO THIS

god GODDD I fuKCING 

DIANA BEING A LITTLE VULNERABLE AND NERVOUS ABOUT ASKING FOR ATTENTION 

THIS KILLS THE HANA

AKKO IS JUST OF FUCKING COURSE  IT’S OKAY

OH 

 M Y    G DO

D I AN A   SP O  I L  I N  G

IT’S REALLY FUCKING HAPPENING

DIANA NEEDS THIS SPOILING ALL HER LIFE MORE THAN ANYOOOONE

their rings imsakndjfkfg

NO N EED  T O A POLO GIZE   I S  FUCKING RI GHT

AHHH MY GOD I HAVENT EVEN SCROLLED PAST THE FIRST TWO PAGES YET IM FUCKING

I NEED TO ABSORB EVERY FUCKING THING INTO MY SOUL

I LITERALLY i cant even scroll down yet i NEED  to fuCKING JUST 

LOOK AT THIS

AKKO PLANNING TO SPOIL HER IM

I M

A CHIBI DIANA

AKKO NUZZLING HER INTO THE BED

FU CK 

 O  O  H H   G  D OD DO

NE ON   TOL D ME THERE WAS A PA RTIC ULA R PANEL THAT WOULD KILL ME

AND I

FOUND IT

Ohhhhhhh my   g  o d.........

she kissed.... her heart.... her scar... 

i’ m................

like 

i cannot compute i am d e aD

I CANT SCROLL DOWN AGAIN IM JUST GONNA STARE AT THIS ONE FOREVER NOW PLEEEASE THANK YOU BASED NEON MY SAVIOR

i m literally?? I can die happily. if i die tonight and dont wake up that’s fine

i’m... too fucking GAY FOR THIS

AKKO KISSING OVER DIANA’S  HEART IS 

THE ULTIMATE OF THE ULTIMATES FOR ME  O K  A Y

I STILL HAVENT EVEN SCROLLED DOWN YET IM JUST

IT’S TAKEN ME 10 MINUTES TO GET THIS FUCKING FAR ONLY

I  C A NT

okay wait imma scroll back up and start over

aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

O H MY GOD

I THOUGHT THERE WAS JUST GONNA BE THAT FIRST ONE OF AKKO KISSING HER SCAR BUT

THERE’S   MO O RE

THERE ARE TWO FUCKING MORE AFTER THAT JESUS FUCK

LOOOOOORRRDDD

stttotooooopp i fukc knkgn

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SNUGGLES AND NUZZLES

oh god

THERE’S MORE

gimme your hand

OH MY GOD!! OOHHH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

O H M Y G O D

SCREAMS MORE CHIBI DIANAAAAA

OH MY GOD 

THERE’S

STILL

MORE

 IM I CANT FUFKCING IT’S BEEN LIKE 20 MINUTES

oh my god akko kissing her eyelids the next morning

LOOK AT HOW SHE LOOKS AT HER SLEEPING WIFE!!!!!!!!

i ‘m

#Neon tag #i am dead dont expect anymore content from this blog ever again

[hanasaku-shijin]

Last Review for "Stealing On The High Seas"

Alright! Last review for this amazing story~!

I would have submitted this earlier, but I ended up finishing the story late last night and I just passed out afterwards lol! 

Anyways, this chapter was SOOOOOOOO SWEET AND TENDER~! Ahhh! I love it so much! 

I mean in the beginning I felt sad for Weiss because she spent hours blaming herself for what happened with Ruby, and of course Ruby couldn’t do anything to pacify her feelings because she was still asleep. BUT once Ruby woke up and could cuddle her poor crying lover, I just melted inside and I cried because the scene was SO FREAKING BEAUTIFUL AND HEARTFELT~! ;w; Just Ruby constantly kissing Weiss to show her rather than tell her that it’s okay and she never blamed her at all. Ahhh Just remembering it now makes me wanna cry again. 

And G O D when they finally said I love you to each other… I just kind of combusted inside and I felt my soul momentarily leave my body. I just never tire of them loving each other, especially this deeply! Deeper than the sea itself! That’s just beautiful.

I found it so cute how Ruby was so ready to take on the day, but Weiss is like “No, you are staying in bed all day.” I swear she was already acting like her wife because she just gave her captain orders to stay in bed haha I loved it so much. Especially with how Ruby tried to argue with a Schnee of all people. Adorable, simply adorable. 

AND THAT DRESSING WOUNDS SCENE!! Ahhhhh oh my gosh!! wow! Definitely one of my favorites because it really showed how much they both love and trust each other and the fact you dove deeper into Weiss’s regrets about the wounds scarring. GOOD STUFF RIGHT THERE. REALLY REALLY GOOD STUFF! and ooooooh man, those kisses! Those freaking scar and tender kisses… have you ever read something and you feel like every word is making your heart scream and beat louder and louder in your chest? Because that’s how that whole scene made me feel. Just wow! Amazing!

My all time favorite quote from this chapter would have to be when Ruby reassuring Weiss that she didn’t mind at all about the wound scarring: “And besides, you’ve shown me just how beautiful scars can be.” I swear I melt into a pile of goo every time I read that… It’s just the most gorgeous thing she could say to Weiss and it just kills me every time. I love it. 

And then how after that, Ruby said that their scars will always be something she’ll be proud of because it symbolizes their love for each other… BEAUTIFUL! SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL! 

AND THEN in the end when they said that even after all that, even if they are who they are, they will never regret choosing each other… God damnit, it brings me to tears! How can two people be so damn beautiful and perfect?! UGHHH I LOVE THEM. 

Okay now since I’ve thoroughly gone through each chapter, I’ll just list all my favorites before I end this (not including the ones I already wrote above):

-Their first banter about Ruby drinking alcohol

-How that banter lead to Weiss saying “You might as well use your mouth then!”

-ALL OF THEIR KISSES including the ones with water~!

-“You swashbuckling scallywag.”

-How Weiss became a part of the crew

-The dolphin scene

-Their first night sleeping together and realizing just how deep their affections go

-Ruby constantly making sure Weiss was okay about anything

-the fight scenes

-The tragic scene when the scar was made and Weiss immediately jumped into the water to save Ruby

-The Weiss and Yang scene and how they were both crying that Ruby was saved… she was alive.

-The I love you scene

-More kisses

-And finally the scars, and what it symbolized for both of them. 

Before I end this super long review (sorry about the length btw), I just wanted to say, if it wasn’t already obvious, Hana this story is so special to me. It has a special place in my heart and I can never thank you enough for creating it. It’s beautiful, exciting, emotional, and one hell of a ride to read. I hope these four reviews for this story can help you realize just how much I love it and how much I love your work so much. Please never stop making such beautiful creations. 

AHHHHH my goddd thank you agains sososososo much again im sorry i took so long to publish ive just been keeping these for myself for a while ahahaha

#fic reactions #Stealing on the High Seas #submission #my pirate AU was very rushed i shouldve done better with it #i am honored you like this thing