Well call it Episode ATE because it was peak. We got the set-up for the next season with Grover. We got Annabeth seeing Luke's betrayal. We got Luke crying at Percy. And jfc Walker devoured every scene truly. The sea does not like to be restrained?? Do you dream about her?? Percabeth hug?? Percy sassing Kronos?? Gabe getting poetic justice for being a snoop?? Blue pancakes?? The dedication to Lance Reddick?? Poseidon beating the deadbeat allegations?? Percy destroying Ares with that wave?? Fuck it was all incredible I can't. Ricky when I catch you Ricky!!
i had a dream that i was friends with the ocean very similar to how the avatar people are friends with those whales in avatar 2 except instead of having that bond with a specific creature i had it with the WHOLE ocean. like i was swimming and the ocean would twirl me in little currents and i could tell that she was happy and i could hold my breath for fucking ages but when i needed to breathe she’d buoy me up and at one point my sister jumped in and i told her off bc the ocean didn’t like it and yeah. i want to live in that feeling actually
just saw into the spiderverse live in concert and obviously it was incredible but what i didnt expect was how vocal the audience was (and encouraged by the conductor!). loudest cheer was when the guy that becomes spot got hit with the bagel and also after miles does his leap of faith people were yelling as he jumped and honestly me too
not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:
You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)
BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES
You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable
THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION
And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.
had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
all queer discourse could be stopped if we all just remembered that in the eyes of conservative fascists we're all dirty queers polluting their kids minds who need to be eradicated at all costs
Imagine being a tuna (Atlantic bluefin, Thunnus thynnus). You are a super predator, over six feet long and almost a ton. You are as beautiful and shiny and mercilessly efficient as a sports car, a true marvel of the sea. But you taste so fucking good
I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.