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undead-knick-knack · 1 year

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FCG is the only metal that Chetney will ever love

#critical role #cr3 #cr c3 #critrole #critrole memes #bells hells #bell's hells #chetney pock o'pea #fcg #cr fresh cut grass #freshney #chetney x fcg #fcg x chetney #cr memes #cr shitpost #courtesy of me #cr campaign three #crit role #critrole meme

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radama-zard · 6 months

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Dungeons & Drabbles 2023

Day 5 - Balance

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FCG/Chetney

“How?” Fresh Cut Grass had asked one night. “How do you do it?”

Chetney paused in his work, keen eyes drifting from the half carved deer he’d been whittling his way through and over to the nervously rocking form of Fresh Cut Grass.

“Do what?” He gruffly asked, before thrusting his work in progress forward. You mean my master crafts work? Yeeeears of work, baby! And a certain talent that most feckless ametuers don’t possess!”

“Oh no! Not that!” Fresh Cut Grass shook their head, previously clasped hands now waving wildly between the two of them. “I meant… um, between the wolf and the man. How do you… balance that? How do ya make sure the beast doesn't take over entirely? That you don't lose yourself to the monster?”

The last past was whispered with such earnest vulnerability that it stopped Chetney’s retort right in its tracks. It was tempting to just give the same old sphill, to insist that he had nothing to fear, that Chetney fully loved the beast that lay within. That he never once feared losing control, losing… himself.

That it was easy and simple, entirely effortless really!

Yes, to say that would be easy.

Simple.

Effortless.

Calloused old hands carefully laid down his chisel and the half carved deer, before motioning for Fresh Cut Grass to get closer, to settle beside him. It took a moment, and a grouchy furrowing of his brow, but gradually the aeormaton moved, settling down beside the crotchety old gnome.

“Shit ain’t easy,” Chetney muttered, breaking what had been stretching into a minute long silence. “The beast hungers, desires. You let that fucker win and BAM, you’re fucked!”

There was a creaking of metal, and from the corner of his eye he watched as metallic fingers gathered up fistfuls of deep blue fabric, their grip like death upon their fancy, now heavily creased, jacket.

“I don't mean to be rude, Chet. But I- I know that. That's not what I…”

Fuck. How did the little bot manage to make him feel like such an ass. It was supposed to be his gods given right as a grumpy old fuck! Yet here it was, the guilt, slowly seeping its way into his tired old bones.

“You’re wanting answers I ain’t got, Letters. It's aaaaall instinct for me. Instinct and wishing like hell that shit won’t go to fuck! And shit will always go to fuck, ‘cause that’s life! You think you’ve got and then Lady Luck’s sinking her teeth into your ass and tearin’ into you!”

That didn't feel like enough though.

There was a cruelness to that answer. An admission to the harshness of this world that didn't leave much room for hope. And fuck if didn't know anyone else who ran on hope and positivity quite like Fresh Cut Grass.

So, with cheeks dusted a slowly growing red (so thankfully hidden by the night’s dark embrace), Chetney reached over, worming his way between coat and metal to take hold of his beloved's anxiously curling hand.

“...You know as well as I do that that shit’s mad hard, that the beast is always gonna be there, screaming and howling. And when that fucker tries to sink it’s teeth into you, to take more than you’ve said that bastard can have, then I’ll be right here to kick that tin can you call an ass to bash that fucker right back into his cage!”

Chetney grinned, wide and wild, and yet there was an unmistakable warmth to it.

A sweet nuzzling muzzle that encapsulated gnashing fangs. The same face that peppered cackling kisses and fuzzy, slobbering licks… was also capable of tearing through flesh, ripping through friend and foe alike, if the beast were ever allowed to slip free of its collar.

And it would always be that way.

A dangerous balancing act, of beast and man.

Of monsters and people.

Yet tonight, under the campfire’s flickering light, there wasn't a beast in sight. Instead they only stood two people, hand in hand as they turned to face one another, gilded metal seams meeting cracked, wrinkled lips.

“I… I think, maybe, that’s all the answer I need right now,” Fresh Cut Grass whispered, letting their head drop forward and delighting in how their foreheads met. In turn, Chetney rolled his eyes, feigning his annoyance at such mushy softness, and yet making not a single effort to move away.

“Thank ya kindly, dear…”

“Always a sapfest with ya! Shoulda been made from maple with the amount that you spout on the daily!”

“I love ya too, Chetney~”

He could only grin further at that, roughly nuzzling their faces together with a rough bark of a laugh. A declaration far more powerful than any word that Chetney could ever utter.

And tonight, that was more than enough.

#dungeons & drabbles #drabblewrimo #critical role #fcg #cr fcg #chetney pock o'pea #FCG/Chetney #FCG x Chetney #bells hells #IronBark #freshney #Day 5 - Balance #dungeons & drabbles 2023

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zhellers · 1 month

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you're the only warm thing for miles and the only thing that can't shine

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simplysparrow14 · 1 month

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Sorry buddy, no one said 3rd wheeling was easy

#for legal reasons they did not kiss BUT IT GOT VERY CLOSE #critical role #fearne calloway #ashton greymoore #critical role campaign 3 spoilers #critical role spoilers #orym of the air ashari #imogen temult #callowmoore #chetney pock o'pea #fearne x ashton #FCG

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purpleambrosia · 1 month

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Hi. Today I also present one of my favorite, the most gayest things Laura Bailey has said this entire campaign. Also if you couldn’t already tell I love Imodna. More importantly I love Marisha and Laura.

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fearnesbells · 2 months

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happy anniversary of the applebee’s soulcycle

#critical role #campaign 3 #vaxildan #bells hells #apogee solstice #imogen temult #the coven of c3 #laudna #liam o'brien #the adventures of a first time critter #imogen x laudna #fcg #chetney pock o'pea #orym of the air ashari #ashton greymoore #fearne calloway #c3e51

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hailiiz · 2 months

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Happy Critical Role anniversary 🔴🌙

It’s Thursday folks! This took me so long, (24 hours to be exact) I hope you like it!

Since 2020, Critical Role has been my number one inspiration to keep dreaming, even when it seems ridiculous. Thank you to the cast and fellow critters for keeping my dream alive. 💜

Next big goal: work for critical role?? (Can Canadians even do that?? Lol)

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twinklestarss · 1 year

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“I don't know what's going to happen. I don't know what you'll unlock or-- if anything. I had something, I was going to wait until you left. But I had something made for you, for us, really. In case I come back different or something happens while you're in there, I just want you to remember me and this and us for what it is, okay?”-F.R.I.D.A.

Campaign 3 Episode 58: Escape From The Past

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karakuliiii · 10 months

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Catching up with critical role the sillies!!

#critical role #cr3 #bells hells #bell's hells #love letters #f.r.i.d.a. x fcg #FCG #fcg critical role #frida critical role #f.r.i.d.a.#chetney pock o'pea #fearne calloway #deanna leimert

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kerosene-in-a-blender · 9 months

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The cast was saying during the episode that FCG should romance Graz'tchar, but I feel that there is only one party member with the raw sexual charisma, absolute lack of shame, and rampant bisexuality required to romance an evil, sentient sword

Which is why I completely agree with FCG's decision to give the sword to Chetney, because truly he is the only person who could seduce this blade to the Hells' side

#critical role #critical role spoilers #cr spoilers #cr3 #chetney pock o'pea #fcg #graz'tchar #chetney x graz'tchar

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zeephyre · 3 months

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CRITICAL ROLE CAMPAIGN 3 EPISODE 86 SPOILERS

RAHHH, SPOOKY LAKE MINI ARC!!!!!!

God. I fucking love you Matthew Mercer.

The back door is indeed a back door and while that is exciting, I honestly need us to table all theories.

First of all, Matt really did his big one with this campaign and all of the spooky horror elements that are scattered all over. The nightmare king, Laudna, Jrusar tbh, Uthodurn and the Savaliir woods, the creepy ass monsters and gjosts we keep running into, the GHOST PIRATES, the fucking shattered teeth as a whole, RUIDUS, and now this fuck ass lake.

The way Matt slowly built up the suspense and the intrigue of this odd abandoned town that started as just curiosity and location discovery to help us understand where in Exandria they were, and then slowly became an investigation into how...empty it was despite no signs of struggle or even a mass exodus to somewhere safe... and then the notes about the disappearances... how people were rumored to have just...walked into the water.

GOD IT WAS SO GOOD.

The way my heart dropped out of my ass when Liam used the stone to talk to Dorian (I don't wanna discuss that "I miss you" that definitely felt like an "I love you", I'm so upset rn Robbie please come home). I knew the stone wikldnt work because he'd already talked to Caleb (which !!!!! CALEB!!!!!!! AHHHH) but then Matt was like "you hear something outside, it's Dorian" and I just???? Almost shat myself when I understood what was happening.

It is...interesting that whatever is in that lake only affected FCG, Orym, Chettie and Ashton.... it can't just be that they weren't women because... that doesn't really make any sense so it must be something magic related? Because they were making charisma saves and the witches have either max charisma or amazing fucking charisma. (But so does FCG? I think? Whatever).

I loved everything about that battle and the lake but I especially loved Laudna's whole deal... Dread Pirate Queen Laudna fan art needs to flood my social media feed so much that I get sick of it (I wont). She's such a silly little guy I love her to bits. (We won't discuss she who must not be named except to say... she was kinda spitting during that whole later interaction)

FINALLY THESE DUMB FUCKS SLEPT BUT GOD. I WAS CONVINCED MATT WANTED THEM DEAD FR.

ANYWAY. JESTER. JESTER LAVORRE. JESTER HAS SENDING. SHE TALKED TO US. SHE TALKED TO IMOGEN. THEY’RE EITHER ON THEIR WAY TO THE KEY OR TO THE LAKE AND EITHER WAY I KNOW WE'RE GONNA SEE THE NEIN AGAIN IDC IDC

Kinda almost broke down in tears when Jester spoke to Imogen because I just??? love Laura Bailey so much??? AND WHENEVER THE OTHER PCS SHOW UP I JUST GET SO HAPPY

I know Jester is being a terrorist with sending rn, and I know she's gonna message Imogen constantly.

Did not want them to leave that lake until Kiki's group showed up the next morning but my hellians never listen to me so cest la vie.

(Also????? Fearne and Chetney romantic tension??? Let's discuss. Let's also discuss how bad Fearne wants to kiss Imogen)

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undead-knick-knack · 1 year

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Their color palettes even match

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yencirilla · 10 months

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yes i did make a tumblr purely because i did not see enough discussion about the relationship that is fearnechetney yes i did do that. the tag is dry and it bothers me because it’s easily top three favorite dynamics of bells hells for me.

oh so you have a really gorgeous, mischievous, hundred year old six foot tall faun who likes to steal stuff that is so cool oh and what if i told you that the number one character that is making moves on her is a three foot tall four hundred year old werewolf gnome that makes wooden toys, and WHAT IF i told you that she is totally into it.

and maybe you’re like oh that’s interesting! okay so what, is it just a joke or something? well, yes at first it is! it’s a game of chicken, of flirting and poking fun at each other hahaha oh WAIT but then it’s MORE.

it’s chetney talking about how much joy it brings him to see people play with his creations, getting to see fearne play with multiple wooden toys he made (dorian’s ship, her wolf, her dolls). it’s chetney being the one to first find out fearne’s postcards aren’t real, and gently asking her questions about them instead of giving it to her bluntly, because it would have hurt her to know the truth. it’s chetney using CLOTH to make fearne little dolls for her to use to vent her frustration. chetney reminding fearne to ask morri about her parents, because it had been bothering her so much.

it’s fearne telling chetney the wooden wolf is maybe her favorite thing she owns, when she has so many things. it’s fearne trusting chetney with the one thing her parents left her, letting him hold it and inspect it. it’s fearne reassuring chetney after he wolfed out that they all had problems. it’s fearne gripping onto the net that chetney is trapped in, holding on and defending him from the hunter. and when she casts stoneskin, which only requires touch, she chooses to kiss him.

a lot of people have insinuated that fearnechetney is one sided, or just a joke, or anything but a romance, but i disagree. i think it started as a joke for sure, but as the episodes progress, it feels more and more like these two characters really care about each other, and understand each other. and the idea that the ship is one sided is so strange to me, because fearne has actively flirted back with chetney since the beginning. fearne got up at 3 AM to wait outside his door, fearne chose to kiss him to cast stoneshape, and fearne was the one that held onto the net and told the hunter to fuck off. i think writing off their dynamic/relationship as a joke just because you don’t ship it does both characters a big disservice when we talk about their growth and how they’ve come to care about one another.

#i know there is like. an intense hatred for this pairing for some reason #but it is so cute to me #a lot of it i think stems from people just not liking chetney #when he is just. a dude. old dude who makes wooden toys oh and he loves his friends so much #i just find it so strange that if it was any other character interacting like this with fearne #(except orym because he isn't interested like that) and maybe fcg #there would be so much more discussion about this dyanmic #idk i just wanted to add my two sense because i don't shut up about it on twitter <3 #CHETNEY POCK O'PEA FAN CLUB #fearne x chetney #fearne calloway #chetney pock o'pea

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mommymilkersmac-n-cheese · 9 months

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Can’t wait for the fics about the group actually noticing Ashton’s panic attack. Craving that sweet sweet Ashton angst hurt/comfort chronic pain oml.

#critical role #ashton greymoore #laudna #bells hells #critical role campaign 3 #criticalrolespoilers #orym of the air ashari #imogen temult #chetney pock o'pea #cr fcg #fearne calloway #orym x ashton #Ashton’s my favorite can you tell?#ashton my beloved #critical role fanfiction

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simplysparrow14 · 25 days

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Callowmoore in the thumbnail but at what cost

#listen I am in the FCG heartbreak pits as everyone else #but I am also a rat for Callowmoore so if I see it it counts #critical role #fearne calloway #ashton greymoore #critical role campaign 3 spoilers #critical role spoilers #orym of the air ashari #imogen temult #callowmoore #chetney pock o'pea #fearne x ashton

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marvelousbelladonna · 9 months

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Who was the first person your character thought of after the Apogee Solstice?

Marisha’s little kisses to Laura 🥰

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