This roll of Rashawn's is INCREDIBLE
Viola: you husk of a waste of space. And I hack off the arm and then I climb up the shoulder and I chop off at the elbow and I chop onto the head and I slice off the arm and I slice off the other arm. I freaking debone this motherfucker. And I spatchcock his ass. I lay him out, I cut his spine out, and then I push down on his breastplate and he's fucking flattened out. He'll cook in 40 minutes!
[everyone screams]
Tula: my sister just invented cooking! She just invented cooking! Aabria: You're proficient in cooking tools! Because your daughter just invented how to cook!
Jasper: oh yeah!
Aabria: to serve man, let's go!!
Rashawn: okay, bonus action
... Rolls a critical to SHOOT A BAD GUY WITH A HUMAN GUN ...
Rashawn: uh!
[screaming and hysteria]
Thorn: THAT'S! MY! WIFE!!
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You know what, I’d let Becca throw a chair at me as well
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Ruoska just hit 5 million streams on Spotify 🥳🎉🎉🎉💚💚💚💚💚💖💖💖💖💖
Congrats Erika and Jere! 🥹
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i missed the worlds beyond number birthday stream because i was playing dnd
then i went to my friend's house and hung out for a few hours before returning home and immediately starting the vod
it is currently 4:21 in the morning and i just finished watching the stream a few minutes ago
i will never be the same
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