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academic bias is so funny because you’ll be reading about the same historical event and one person is like “Despite the troubles that befell his homeland and near constant criticism of the court King Blorbo remained strong in the face of adversity” and the other one is like “after letting his people carry the brunt of his cringefail decisions Blorbo the Shitface refused to listen to any reason and continued to be a warmongering piece of shit. Also he was ugly.”

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due to woke the hanged man tarot card is being replaced by the hung woman

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Normal work emergencies: “They need me to come in and fix a system that broke down.”

Dropout work emergencies: “They need me to come in and throw pasta at comedians.”

#honestly what a dream #dropout #dropout.tv #game changer #zac oyama #grant o’brien

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Children's Letters to God

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I do this. This is Final Pam. You remember how your backyard barbecue go, the Smiths. Pretty good it doesn’t seem. Haha, I tell little joke.

NEXT TIME YOU INVITE PAM!

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RANDOM DASHBOARD INSPECTION!

#oh sir my dashboard is clean as a whistle! #dropout #dropout.tv #game changer #brian david gilbert

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new gerard way college lore just dropped 🫡

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

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the problem with watching doctor who as a child is that a small part of your brain can never completely give up the idea that the doctor exists. if i saw a blue police box materialize out of thin air i would not be anywhere near surprised enough.

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if the universe were not so cruel the "Tailor Swift" would be a beautiful bird that elegantly sews its nest together

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So how about 'Dawn of Justice'???

#god. i want nothing more in life than to hear this song #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high junior year #d20 fhjy #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #fhjy fanart #gorgug thistlespring #fig faeth #dawn of justice

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thjs image was haunting me so i needed to. hear it

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Wait for it

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[sits up suddenly in a cold sweat] what if my corpse doesn't rot

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“I’m going to drive through Appalachia, should I be scared of the inbred hill folk and the cryptids? 😱😱😱😱” no bitch, be scared of sliding off a mountain into a valley and not being found for months or years.