#Distorted Cars

[lightningsflowercrown]

More adventures in distorting Cars with a bot I found

#Cars Fandom #Cars #Cars 2 #Pixar Cars #Disney Cars #Distorted Cars #Cars Memes #MyVideos #MyMemes #Professor Zundapp #Holley Shiftwell

[ghostlysodo]

i love helen purely for the fact i don’t have to pay attention to anatomy

#guys it’s like a massive fear #thank pinterest for that fear :| #anyways i love helen #helen the distortion #helen richardson #tma #the magnus archives #tma helen #i wanted her to give as much sleazy cars salesman as possible #fanart

[insomnya777]

my dads car wasn't working very well so he called the mechanics and he put it on speakerphone and i nearly had a heart attack THE GUY SOUNDED SO MUCH LIKE ETHO

#SO MUCH LIKE ETHO IT WAS ACTUALLY INSANE. #EVEN THE LAUGH #BRO I WAS FLABBERGASTED MY JAW DROPPED THE SECOND I REALIZED WHY HIS VOICE SOUNDED FAMILIAR #IM CANADIAN AS WELL #breaking news guys etho is a car mechanic #????!!!!????!?? #realistically i know it was a coincidence the phone probably distorted the voice and i was very tired and also just finished an etho vid so #BUT IMAGINE #nya talks #ethoslab #etho #hermitblr #trafficblr

[musicandotherstuff]

The Distorted Photo Tee it is available now on the site

#arctic monkeys #alex turner #matt helders #jamie cook #nick o'malley #the car era #the car tour #the car #us tour #Distorted Photo Tee

[podcast-hemocytoblast]

“Oh people come to the Magnus Institute with all sorts of ridiculous made up stories” then why won’t you let me hear them!? I know “only the real statements need to be recorded on tape” etc., but I want to listen to a man recount the harrowing tale of how he encountered a strange, horrific beast in the night, only for it to slowly become increasingly clear that he’s talking about a regular ass squirrel. I want to hear jonathan “the archivist” sims bitch about absurdly fake horror stories. I want him to read the phrase “man door hand hook car door” against his will. We were robbed of this

#the magnus archives #tma #jarchivist #jonathan sims #if you’re brave enough then man door hand hook car door could probably fit into a statement about The Distortion actually

[thisfuckingdork]

#echo vn #echo spoilers #tj hess #chase hunter #my art #I kinda just wanted to draw sad TJ #(Also I distorted and traced a picture of a car for this ‘cause fuck drawing cars)

[moonlit-ripples]

Surprise! More twewy au!

For those who don't know twewy, the Reaper's Game is something you can participate in after you die for a chance to come back to life. You need to work with 1 or more partners in order to complete tasks given to you by the reapers. If you fail the task or are defeated by the Noise (aggressive creatures controlled by the Reapers) then you are "erased". Erasure is basically your soul gets evaporated never to return. If you win the game, you get to come back to life (but there may be a catch....). The Reapers run these games but their boss is called the "Composer"- a very powerful figure.

And yes. hurling a car at them is a valid battle strategy.

#ripplesart #own post #pokemon #pokémon #twewy #the world ends with you #akari #pokemon legends arceus #ingo #laventon #volo #professor laventon #pla twewy au #there is a pin that lets you hurl trains so i think memory loss ingo would give it to you #how did a nimbasa reaper end up in jubilife with no memories thinking he's a player? who knows #maybe it was the space time distortion maybe it was the car #need name ideas for the volo cantus

[chaiaurchaandni]

behind every hot girl is a deep history with the horror genre

#something something the horror of girlhood #and not just the horror of navigating the world esp as a young girl but also #the horror of /being/ a girl #the horror of occupying a feminine body #or even identifying with femininity even if u don't occupy a feminine body #and then turning to horror as a genre to process ur own existence and place and experiences in this world #and finding women of all ages dominating the horror genre #from ghosts with striaght long hair and dead black eyes #to victims #to be haunted and to be haunting #and this is by no means a condemnation of girlhood #but perhaps the distorted version of life that girls are exposed to #i was less than five years old when i figured out i would be mocked for wanting toy cars #going this deep bec horror is actually my fav genre #also shoutout to all the girlies who r obsessed w true crime this is also for u

[saltpepperbeard]

*comes back to tungle covered in blood* hi beloveds

#goodness GRACIOUS BESTIES #i feel like #ofmd s2 wrapped #and then i haven't known peace since <3 JSKLDJS #LIKE GENUINELY #THINGS HAVE BEEN SO SO //SO// INSANE SINCE OCTOBER 26TH #AND FOR WHAT #FOR //WHAT// #work has been the most insane workload wise since i've started this role #i've had to jump through legal hoops/copyright hoops/fistfight adobe--ALSO for work #my car battery died on me a few days after the finale #annnnnd then today i had a nonrepairable flat tire <3 PFFFF #LIKE UM #UMMMM??? #*crawls through djenks' window* david. hey david. hey #can you do a girl (gn) a solid and just drop s3 right in my lap #because i feel like s2 wrapped and then a singularity opened and spacetime distorted idk </3 #i'm going to need them back in my life so all feels Balanced once more ya feel #...ANYWAY LMAO #the way i've been ~*~lurking~*~ and the way i nearly fell tf out over those rhys/taika pictures like are we kidding #SO I WILL BE SLOWLY CATCHING BACK UP AS MY ENERGY SLOWLY INCHES BACK HSDKJLS

[social-mockingbird]

MAG #187: Checking Out

Are you telling me the Hotel California is a domain of the Distortion?

#the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #helen distortion #tma spoilers #vera listens #I know it’s a silly joke but I was listening in the car #and when they revealed it was a hotel I just screamed ‘WELCOME TO THE HOTEL CALIFORNIA’ #probably caused more damage to my already sore throat but heheh comedy #also rip Helen #you will be missed #no more silly #mag 187

[ferigrieve]

marble hornets but its filmed like a current day and age vlog just HELLLOOO EVERYBODY WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER VIDEO FROM MARBLE HORNETS DONT FORGET TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE AND HIT THAT BELL SO YOU DONT MISS ANOTHER VIDEO ! TODAY WE WILL BE BREAKING INTO ALEX KRALIE'S FUCKING HOUSE AND DOXXING TIM WRIGHTS MEDICAL DOCUMENTS ! IF YOU LIKE THIS TYPE OF STUFF DONT FORGET TO LET ME KNOW IN THE COMMENTS DOWN BELOW ! or. something

#all with a completely nonchalant face btw. jusr jay screaming at the top of his lungs in his car in alex's parking lot #marble hornets #jay merrick #alex kralie #tim wright #dont forget the god awful edits to the footage #the vine booms and the wavy distortions things and ?3?!;!/&;!/!!/ #good luck to the operator trying to unscramble the hell that is current youtube #might as well fucking shoot him in the head at that point dont beat around the bush

[lightningsflowercrown]

Adventures in distorting cars with a bot I found - Part 8

The real question is would you stop and listen to him?

#cars fandom #Cars #Cars 2006 #Lightning Mcqueen #Pixar Cars #Disney Cars #Distorted Cars #Cars Memes #MyVideos #MyMemes #Would you stop for him?

[zytes]

observer

#wish I still had my ‘encyclopedia of birds of the eastern united states’ but alas it was stolen when my car was broken into a few years ago #really miss crash-coursing myself through bird facts while watching the migratory movements around this time of year #my art #glitch art #aesthetic #art #artwork #webcore #internetcore #glitchcore #abstract #artists on tumblr #bird #bird photography #digital photography #photo manipulation #distortion #glitch

[glitter-glue-from-the-void]

I am convinced that Michael would LOVE copypastas like this if anyone ever gave him internet access. Also those baby sensory videos. And those stim boards for really weird things like "Committing Tax Evasion Stim Board."

Actually, I think Michael would just like the internet in general.

Image ID Under cut:

[Image ID: A digital drawing of Michael Shelly/The Distortion from the podcast The Magnus Archives. He has light blond curly hair and is wearing a green puffy jacket and brown pants. His fingers are abnormally long and are pointed at the end. Instead of pupils, his eyes feature a rainbow spiraling pattern. There is a spiral pattern all over his hair and clothes. He has a large and slightly disturbing smile and is staring directly at the viewer. Next to him, there is wavy slightly distorted text that reads "WHY DO THEY CALL IT OVEN WHEN YOU OF IN THE COLD FOOD OF OUT HOT EAT THE FOOD?" in rainbow text. He is in front of a grey background with a rainbow spiral behind him. End ID]

#he would absolutely just quote weird memes to the archival staff if he ever discovered the internet #like this and that one man door hand hook car door meme would absolutely be some of his favorites #i should start collecting a collection of distortion/spiral aligned memes because i feel like theres a lot #anywho #michael distortion #michael shelley #the distortion #the spiral #tma #why do they call it oven #art from the void

[faithatmy]

Do I need to finish tma to understand tmp?

#the magnus protocol #Like... Tma is connected to a moment of my life with so much time distortion and derealization and body dysphoria #It was like what I imagine being constantly high would feel which kinda slaps and fucks but also sucks a ton when it went bad? #Sometimes is just “oh. I lost Time. Ok.” or “right. I'm supposedly human. If I get rid of my flesh I won't transcend. Gotta remember that.” #But sometimes was like “fuckfuckfukc it was 19h but it's still 17h but I don't remember anything post 14h” and #“i gotta fit my nails through my skin I gotta get rid of the bones who caged me in meat will get run by a car solve it?” so... Not cool

[staydandy]

Falsify (2017) - 조작 - Whump List

List by StayDandy Synopsis : In modern society, journalism has lost its integrity, and journalists who focus on the facts have disappeared. However, we've seen that there are still journalists who seek the truth, and if there is at least one person who is willing to look, the truth will come out from the darkness. Here we have two journalists. Han Moo Yeong is a "media jackal", a journalist who will write any story in order to get views, who is trying to dig up & reveal the truth. (MDL) AKA : Manipulation | Fabrication | Distorted

Whumpee : Han Moo Yeong played by Namkoong Min

Country : 🇰🇷 South Korea Genres : Thriller, Mystery, Law

Notes : This is a Full Whump List • My favorite episodes are pink : 00

Episodes on List : 9 Total Episodes : 32

*Spoilers below*

01 : In a fight; choked, slammed on a desk, thrown through a window … applying patches & bandaging himself … [flashback] stabbed

03 : Thrown into a bookcase, briefly knocked out … in a fight, cut, stabbed … hospitalized

11 : Arrested, cuffed

13 : In a fist fight … arrested … in a car crash

14 : … continued from previous ep. ... Passes out .. in hospital, anesthetized for surgery … lying unconscious with oxygen mask … attacked by the assassin, in a fight

15 : … continued from previous ep. ... [replay] Attacked by the assassin while hospitalized, in a fight (turns out to be a nightmare) .. wakes with a shock, rips out his IV

16 : Leaves the hospital early on a crutch

18 : Runs around trying to find someone, limping heavily on his bum leg

32 : In a fist fight

#whump #whump list #full whump list #asian whump #south korea #Falsify #조작 #Manipulation #Fabrication #Distorted #Han Moo Yeong #Namkoong Min #Thriller #Mystery #Law #drama #car accident #car crash #stabbed #hospitalized #passes out #faints #knocked out #attacked #fist fight #fight #choked #nightmare