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Dino squad episode 10
#DINO SQUAD EPISODE 10 MOVIE#
#DINO SQUAD EPISODE 10 TRIAL#
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The bromantic superhero movie Venom returns to face a new symbiotic threat in Let There be Carnage (01:19:58), and for this week’s ‘Hot Take’ (01:36:01) we dissect that Venom: Let There Be Carnage end credit scene so be prepared for spoilers!Ĭlarisse also speaks with The Beta Test’s star and filmmaker Jim Cummings (11:24), and Ron’s Gone Wrong co-director and co-writers Sarah Smith & Peter Baynham (59:33). The killing continues in Halloween Kills (47:03), and Ron’s Gone Wrong (59:12) in Disney’s latest animation about one boy and his robot.
#DINO SQUAD EPISODE 10 TRIAL#
In episode 33 of the Fade to Black podcast, the gauntlet has been thrown down for a trial by combat in The Last Duel (31:43), Ridley Scott’s French historical drama starring Adam Driver, Matt Damon, Jodie Comer and Ben Affleck. Plus, in our “HOT TAKE” (01:16:56), we try our best to figure out what the hell is going on at Warner Bros. This week… we make a special announcement about our first live podcast next month! Then Amon chats to Dan Trachtenberg about his latest directorial effort, PREY (12:20), and the pod team review the new Disney+ (grumble) thriller (32:07) then it’s all aboard David Leitch’s BULLET TRAIN (46:48) – next stop, murder and mayhem in this all-star action vehicle and a 15-year friendship carries a Palestinian refugee’s dreams of seeing her homeland again in documentary FADIA’S TREE (01:06:42). Plus, in our HOT TAKE (01:17:07), with The Sandman, House of the Dragon, and Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power all either released or on the verge of release, we discuss what show is best equipped to fill the void of Game of Thrones, or if pursuing that goal is folly.Īnd we’re doing a live podcast at the London Podcast Festival on Thursday September 15! Book your tickets here: And Penélope Cruz and Antonio Banderas turn the lens on themselves in filmmaking satire OFFICIAL COMPETITION (01:06:04). We see how many of the requirements we check off on MR MALCOLM’S LIST (50:40), as we review Emma Holly Jones’s Regency comedy. This week, Amon has a chat with Sharlto Copley about BEAST (16:05), and then the team talk about Idris Elba going mano a mano with a lion in Baltasar Kormákur’s latest (36:18). If you’d like to join the conversation or suggest a Hot Take for the gang to discuss tweet us at us: you like the show do subscribe, leave a review and rate us too! Sure, it can take the Ring to Mordor, but does it know the way?Īnd we’re doing a live podcast at the London Podcast Festival on Thursday, September 15! Book your tickets here: … plus, in our HOT take (1:06:49), we delve into the first two episodes of Prime Video’s THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RINGS OF POWER. Ralph Fiennes and Jessica Chastain bring death and white privilege to the Moroccan desert in John Michael McDonagh’s THE FORGIVEN (51:13). We review George Miller’s THREE THOUSAND YEARS OF LONGING (32:39) dreams of love between a woman and a magical Djinn. Season 2 episodes began airing online on Augbefore airing on CBS on September 13, 2008.This week, Clarisse chats to Alexandra Anger and Monica Pavez, the team behind all those uncanny prosthetics in David Cronenberg’s new body horror, CRIMES OF THE FUTURE (08:44). Dino Squad is set in Kittery Point, Maine. However, his plans always backfired and thus the return to the age of the dinosaurs was never meant to be. His true plan is to turn everyone into dinosaurs and increase the climate to that of the Mesozoic era with the goal of returning the world to how it was when dinosaurs ruled. His secret identity is unknown to everyone except himself and the audience. Victor is widely known as the head of company Raptor Dyne, but is also a 65-million-year-old anthropomorphic velociraptor. Moynihan (who is an anthropomorphic velociraptor), they learn to use their unique abilities to protect the planet from Victor Veloci. With the help of their mysterious science teacher, Ms. Five teenagers, Roger, Max, Caruso, Fiona and Buzz, gain the power to turn into dinosaurs by getting covered in ooze that mutated their DNA on a school field trip to the tide pools.
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So. Have we talked about “Child’s Play?” because people have talked about Child’s Play a lot, but here’s THE THING. Because the Battle between Good and Evil was never finished (bc eff Lloyd’s Grandpa imo) Cloud Kingdom aka Zeus’ Castle or some shit but in Ninjago where destiny is written in your scroll is like. “This guy. Totally not coincidence or bias.” The episode is all “sorry kid no comics for you, gotta train” - “oh no mission! Squad up” “oh no we got turned into kids” “lmao see? being a kid isn’t easy” “oh giant dinosaur on the loose about to eat everyone THANKS DAD” “magic tea to fix everyone’s ages and turn the Dino to dust! Oh oops, we dropped it” and then? Lloyd, who quotes his favorite comic dude “fear? Fear isn’t a word where I come from!” earlier in the ep, in response to being tood “you’ll miss out on your childhood! It’s not fair!” Changes it to “fair? Fair isn’t a word where I come from!” and throws the magic tea, hence the aging up. In the final, in spirit he is much younger. You are 10 years old, and you have to fight your father. You think you may need to kill him. You are 10 years old, the world has fallen to darkness, and a child with a broken leg climbs a tower to the darkest point in the sky and brings back the light. The ep ends with “There comes a time when we all must grow up. When that time comes, it's important not to forget the lessons of our childhood. Because our childhood is the greatest training ground one will ever have.” And I think it changed the brain chemistry of most people in fandom. So how are we doing, how’s everyone, Feliz navidad.
……wow again.
what kind of episode…
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The Walking Dead: Dead City |Epiosde 3 Review!|spoilers ⬇
OMGGG <33 praying ginny gets her dino back and maggie doesn't set it ablaze 😔🤞
but i love the backstory we're getting with negan & ginny <33 its really comforting and making me care more about ginny.
but anways
THE CHEESE GRATER? holy shit that was so cool and looked so painful..we are definitely getting old negan back!! I'm so scared that he killed luther..like what if the whole squad turns on them now? well I guess that doesn't really matter because they basically showed the entire next episode in the preview 😑 like bro it was everything and more
BUT THE MARSHAL SCENE? that was so z nation if anyone remembers when they were in a cage in the dark killing zombies because they were kinda in the same situation as the marshal!!! I liked that scene AS WELL!!! <33 10/10
#such a good episode#10/10#loving the mixture of nurturing negan and old negan#the walking dead#dead city#twd dead city#daisy reviews ⁕
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September 2021 Programming Highlights
Friday, Sept. 3
Original Series – Series Premiere on Disney Channel
Mickey Mouse Funhouse “Minnie Goes Ape!/Dino Doggies”
(8:00-8:25 a.m. EDT)
“Minnie Goes Ape!” – Mickey, Minnie and their friends return a baby gorilla to the Enchanted Rainforest.
“Dino Doggies” – Mickey and Goofy take Pluto and Teddy to Prehistoric Land, a fantastical world filled with weird trees, volcanoes and dinosaurs.
TV-Y
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel
Marvel’s Spidey and his Amazing Friends “Mother’s Day Mayhem/Not-So-Fun House”
(9:00-9:25 a.m. EDT)
“Mother’s Day Mayhem” – Doc Ock’s escape from jail interrupts the Spidey Team’s Mother’s Day picnic.
“Not-So-Fun House” – Miles must make big decisions to save his mom from Green Goblin’s not-so-fun-funhouse.
TV-Y
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Junior
The Chicken Squad “The Great Outdoors/The Hogdog Show”
(11:30 a.m.-12:00 p.m. EDT)
“The Great Outdoors” – Dinah and Captain Tully take the Squad on a camping trip to work on their outdoor skills.
“The Hotdog Show” – The Chicken Squad helps their friend Hogdog, a pig, train for the town’s annual dog show.
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Friday, Sept. 10
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel
Puppy Dog Pals “Wedding Cake Kahunas/Raspberry Beret”
(8:30-9:00 a.m. EDT)
“Wedding Cake Kahunas” – When Bob can’t come up with a design for his and Ana’s wedding cake, the pugs and Lollie go on a mission to gather up cake ideas.
“Raspberry Beret” – When Ana loses her special beret, the pugs and Lollie go on a mission to retrieve it.
TV-Y7 FV
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel
Marvel’s Spidey and his Amazing Friends “Camping Conundrum/The Great Green Crime Spree”
(9:00-9:30 a.m. EDT)
“Camping Conundrum” – The Spidey Team goes camping with Miles’ dad, only to find that the Old Dam is cracking and threatening to flood the park.
“The Great Green Crime Spree” – When Green Goblin pins a crime spree on Hulk, Spidey and Ghost Spider must prove his innocence.
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Monday, Sept. 13
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Junior
Mira, Royal Detective “The Case of the Disoriented Duckling/The Mystery of the Legendary Cave”
(5:00-5:30 p.m. EDT)
“The Case of the Disoriented Duckling” – Mira and the mongooses are on the case to help stray ducklings find their mother.
*Rizwan Manji (“Schitt’s Creek”) and his daughter Ayana Manji (“Perfect Harmony”) recur as Mr. Khan and his daughter Sadia.
“The Mystery of the Legendary Cave” – Mira and her friends set out to solve a cold case mystery to find a legendary cave.
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Friday, Sept. 24
Original Series – Series Premiere on Disney Channel
Mickey Mouse Funhouse “Troll Trouble!/The Sunny Gulch Games”
(8:00-8:25 a.m. EDT)
“Troll Trouble!” – King Ludwig of Majestica needs Mickey and the gang’s help to find out why a grumpy troll is causing trouble in the kingdom.
“The Sunny Gulch Games” – Daisy insists on playing fair when she agrees to compete in the Sunny Gulch Games with Wheezelene’s gang of weasels.
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Monday, Sept. 27
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Junior
Mira, Royal Detective “The Dandiya Dance Mystery/The Case of the Funky Fountain”
(5:00-5:30 p.m. EDT)
“The Dandiya Dance Mystery” – Mira goes on the case to help Meena find a dance partner.
“The Case of the Funky Fountain” – When a strange clay starts showing up in Jalpur’s water sources, Mira is on the case to stop it.
*Ritesh Rajan (Disney’s “The Jungle Book”) recurs as the palace gardener.
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#Mickey Mouse Funhouse#Spidey And His Amazing Friends#The Chicken Squad#Puppy Dog Pals#Mira Royal Detective#Disney Junior#Disney Jr
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Don't know if this has been asked for ranking already but, top 10 bots who are the most precious cinnamon rolls and deserve their own protection squads.
Any bots??? Shit, I fucking got you. There are so many boys that need to be protected.
*note none of these are in any order. Each baby here is valid.
Tfp Smokescreen. Have you seen him??? He is precious, he tries so fucking hard, and gave up the chance to be a freaken PRIME for those he loves. He’s dumb, and he deserves smooches, and none of the hate I’ve seen for him.
Rid2015 Sideswipe. Oh my god. That boy has some issues. He has issues, he has looks, and needs a fucking hug. I’d kill for his boy if it made him smile. Literally look at the ‘sideswipe’ tag, I love him so much.
Cyberverse Maccadam. He old as shit, but dude had been through so much, he just wants to give his friends drinks and tell his gay little riddles. I’d like to hold him and tell him how much he means to me.
G1 Rumble. Stupid ass, small ass, gremlin ass little monster. He will kick your ass, steal your Nintendo switch, and his brother will beat you up if you try to stop him. He’s so small and awful, he needs protection.
Prime wars Emissary. I’ve known him for like, three episodes, but he’s so spunky, so cute, so small, so adorable, I’d drive him around town with the top down, and he’d love it.
Armada Demolisher. He’s such a baby (Don’t cry boo your tits are so fat) and he cares so much. He cries over any sad movie ending, and demands a hug for it. Someone give him a hug and a blanket, dear god he’s so sweet and good I cannot begin-
Rescue bots Salvage. Big boy with the manners of a young farmer, he is just the sweetest little bumpkin you’ve ever seen. All he wants to do is make stuff out of trash, and help people. Big, sweet boy, and I’d like to smooch him.
RID2001 Skybyte. Everyone loves him, and for good reason. Poetry boy who just wants to be recognized, he can’t even evil accidently, it’s so goddamn funny. Precious, stupid as shit boy.
tfa Jettwins. Oh. My god. they’re so precious and they’ve been through so fucking much, someone give them anything they ask for. So cute and precious, and in a cheeky way, kinda full of themselves. It’s great.
tfa Scrapper. I know I already had a tfa character here, but Scrapper is in a league of his own. He’s precious, and everyone is sleeping on his fucking ass. He has a pet dino that he calls ‘baby’, whom he feeds empty cans to. He’s adorable, he’s stupid, I love him.
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SOOO CAMP CRETACEOUS... (And)
Here we gooooo- SEASON 2
Episode 1
Beauti- oh my!
What the HELLLLLL? Not a minute in
Yas an sammmy look at them!
BEEEEEEEENNNNN omg the tears
You think Sammy?
Imfluencerrr business
Wtf Kenji?! Hahahahahah
RoBoT mOdE
SCOOOTTTEER
I love that they don't forget that they are teenagers
REX! GIMME 1 EPISODE WITHOUT PROBLEMS PLEASE
Darius Is so don't
BEEEN no Darius don't blame yourself NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THATS SOME MESS SHIT
✨look✨
Oh nononono, welp great!
Awww Is she nesting?
C'mon Kenji!!!
I love Sammy's boots
Rexiii✨
No! You need yo find Ben!!!
Heelll yeah double ✔️✔️
Episode 2
What are those?!?
Yasmina ✨✨✨
Nooo Yasmina
Caring gf
Sammy and Darius are just gold
POOR dinos
Tell👏her👏 Yasmina 👏
B✨
María ❤️
Oh shet
Don't cryyyyy noooooooo
Wise Kenji
Wait wut? Kenji and
His necklace!!!!!
Wut?????
Episode 3
Shitwritting
22days?!
A slides!!
Brooklyn third wheel
Im here for dramatic kenji
An AC
5 minutes could you be not get attack for a Dino FOR FIVE MINUTES?
Famous people are just like us!
Kpoper?
Girl squad!
New plot
Wait wut?!? Awww it's beautifuulll
Kenjiiii don't cryyyyyyy
Welp Shit
Chaos, grimm and limbo?
Goddamit B!
Good job Sammy!!!
WTF KENJI? WTF DAVE?!?
IS BEN IT HAS TO BE
Episode 4
Yeah you pretty little messed up
Who the fuck are you!
POOR SAMMY
Modals
Ma'am please
He jelaous
Calm down dude
Sammy please yasmina Is right there
It Is spying
NOOOOO BROOKLLYYYYYNNNN YOU SAIIDDD THE WORRRRDDD
But really hap Is really creeping me out
Ruuuuuuunnnnnn OMG noononono-
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNN
DAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMNNNN BBEEEEEEEEEEEEENNN (and bumpy)
Episode 5
Yeah POV of Ben!
Ben....How do i tell you this....
Omg! Go Bumpy go
Calm Ben calm BEN!
Awww he wasn't upset with them for leaving
Goddamit Ben if you've follow the river
TOOOOORROOOOOO
No Ben don't cryyyyyyy😭😭😭
Bumpy is in leadership now
OMG BEN
Thats rough buddy
Go Ben goooooo
Ben went directly towards TOROOO?!? WTFFFFFDD? YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bumpyyyy
Me too Ben
Episode 6
Kenjiiiiiii x bennnnnnnnn
Kenji felling in love
The Fake smile Is breaking
OOOOOMMMMMGGGGGG creepy adults
Why Ben didnt tell him about Toro?
What the f*ck Is hapening here???????
Hap...
Yessss Darius
O: the T-rex
Episode 7
Yasmina!!!
How did Bumpy entered there
Use the freaking master card
This episode Is kind of boring
Omg kenji what Is that?!?!
Gimme a hand over here Rexi
Is that the T-rex from the first movies?!
Episode 8
Darius if you knew where Is ben
BEEEENNNNNN
Camp Fam
Modo serio
Why when it's something happening those three appear
She could have die, don't laught, actually....
NOOOOOOOOOOOO THEIR BROOO
Brooklyn theres no Time for ve a Sherlock right nowww
Wait Blueeeeeee, di- did Darius save Blue?!
THERE'S no Time for thaaaaat
Bulletprooof
Are you seriously kidding?
Karma Is a bitch buddy
Ohhh welp karen theres someone aboard
Yyyyaaaaaaaayyyy reunion
Holly sheeettttt! What Is there?!?!
8/10 i would have prefer better villians you know?
SEASON 1: Indominus
SEASON 2: white priviledge hunters
Hope season 3 it's about the volcano starting to messing up the things in the island
I really like that the relations in the group are more about friendship than in love
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Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous
Review time! I actually meant to write this up, yesterday...but then, I forgot, and by the time I remembered, again, I had already closed down the laptop for the night ^^;. So now, here I am xD.
Anyway, so yesterday, I finally sat down and watched “Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous”, for the first time. I never bothered to watch it, before, because it just looked so incredibly cheesy, kiddie, and cringey (honestly, I think a lot of people thought this, at first). But, after the pilot episode, I was surprised at how good it was! In my opinion, it was well-written, the voice-acting was really good (then again, maybe it’s just me, but I don’t recall disliking any voice-acting in all my years of watching anime and cartoons and playing video-games), and I even liked the animation. The animation for the dinosaurs looked really well done! I loved that Steven Spielburg is involved as one of the producers, and that the same sound fx’s for the dinosaurs in the movies was also used in this show!
Yeah, I had very low expectations with this show before actually sitting down and watching it ^^;.
As I watched more of the season, I found myself getting totally hooked! The suspense was real, and I liked that the show went into a more realistic route like the movies did. I mean, it’s “Jurassic Park/World”, what do you expect xD? I read, somewhere, that I guess Steven Spielburg was trying to persuade the creators to go down the intense and horror road with this show. I think it kinda worked! I mean, I grew up with the “Jurassic Park” movies, and enjoyed the “Jurassic World” movies, so some things were a little predictable to me (there are just some rules you gotta follow when it comes to dinosaurs, ok? xD). But even with these little predictions, the show always managed to catch me by surprise.
SPOILER ALERT!!! I really loved that the show took place during the first Jurassic World movie. It was funny because when I first saw the I-Rex, I was like “I thought that thing was dead, man!” lol! So I was surprised to see him, again (or her, I don’t remember which), and to realize that the show does take place during the first “Jurassic World” movie. Even the Raptor Squad showed up! Once.... But they still showed up xD!
In case you haven’t noticed, already, I’m a giant nerd.
I also loved how many times the show seemed to throw back to the previous movies. I mean, SPOILER ALERT!!! I never expected to see that velociraptor resonating chamber, at all! I mean, it only showed up, once, but it was still very cool to see! The show had some elements of other movies done by Spielburg, as well. I only recognized a few of them...I never saw a lot of Spielburg’s stuff partly because of disinterest. Some of them were just a definite “no” in my book.
Anyway.... I’m usually one to enjoy music (OSTs) from movies, tv shows, and video-games. I’m gonna be honest, though. For “Camp Cretaceous”, I did not really pay attention to the music. I was focused more on the dialogue and what was happening with the characters. Even when I watched the show a 2nd time (yes, I went back and rewatched it because it was that enjoyable), I still didn’t pay attention to the music. Probably because it’s the kind of music that just doesn’t snatch my attention like a lot of other OSTs do. Oh well.
I liked that the main antagonist was the Carnotaurus! I was expecting Rexy, or yes, even a Spinosaurus, or even a Baryonyx to show up, but neither of them ever did. And the Carno being the main antagonist reminded me of Disney’s “Dinosaur”...I liked that movie, growing up! So the Carno was a nice change. Gives the raptors and the t-rex a break xD. I guess the I-Rex was a main antagonist, as well, but I feel the Carno showed up more often than he did.
Overall, I thoroughly enjoyed this first season, and I cannot wait for season 2...which is happening a lot sooner than I expected, which makes me slightly skeptical because a date for a second season, that soon, makes me feel like the show is being rushed. And when a show or movie is rushed, things tend to not run so smoothly and brings more disappointment to viewers than enjoyment. But, we’ll see! Hopefully, the 2nd season will be just as good as the 1st! I...would not really say this is entirely a kids show...I’m only saying that because, considering it’s “Jurassic Park/World”, things happen that I personally don’t feel like a child should be seeing. At least, not alone. Then again, I feel like “family-friendly” isn’t exactly the right word to describe “Camp Cretaceous”...and honestly, I’m too dumb to think of a right word for it. I don’t know, I suck at describing anything. For all I know, maybe it is family-friendly, and I just don’t feel like it is. Whatevs.
As to who my favorite characters are...I mean, I like all of them! I feel like I relate just a little bit more to Yasmina, though. Like her, I have trust issues, and quite enjoy being in my shell...but I also enjoy hanging out with my friends, so I’ve got that going for me xD. And like her, I draw stuff. Maybe not as often, and I’m nowhere near as talented, but every once in a while, I will pick up a pencil and start drawing.
I relate a little bit to Darius because like him, I am a bit of a nerd when it comes to dinosaurs. I’m not as nerdy as he is...I mean, there’s only a certain amount of dinosaurs that I can remember the names of and what they look like. Maybe if I had dedicated my whole childhood to dinosaurs, I might be exactly as dino-nerdy as Darius is, lol! I think my love for dinosaurs started with the first movie (I can thank my dad for this one!), and the t-rex immediately became my favorite. Mainly because it just looks and sounds cool, and is terrifying. The velociraptor became my 2nd favorite (although, over the past few years, the two have switched ranks in my book).
So, basically, both Yasmina and Darius are my favorite characters.
Also, I just want to say before I end this review: I don’t really ship anybody with anybody in this show. I never saw it (and don’t want to), but the whole romance thing is like the anime, “Attack on Titan”. There is just no time for romance when you are just trying to survive on an island full of dinosaurs...a lot of them being carnivores. And, these are just kids that we are talking about, here. Well, they’re really teenagers, but still slightly young enough to be considered as kids. Another problem I have with shipping these characters is that...if they do get rescued and get off the island alive and in one piece...what are the chances that they’ll ever see each other, again? That’s one of the things they even pointed out in the show.
That’s another thing I like about “Camp Cretaceous”. The kids bring up a ton of good points that I feel like a lot of characters in shows or movies don’t think about when it comes to survival and things like that.
I mean, if you guys want to ship the characters with each other, that’s fine. It’s just me, personally, that I feel like the CC characters shouldn’t be shipped with each other. I also will just never understand why literally everything fictional has to have romance in it in some way. I’m gonna be completely honest with you, I feel like romance has become just a little bit overdone. But only because I see it in every show or movie that I watch. Maybe that’s just also me not being into the whole romance genre.
Anyway, if I were to give “Camp Cretaceous” a rating, I’d give it a fair 9/10. I’m really glad I decided to just sit down and watch this show. It really just blew my mind! I’m curious to see what season 2 will bring.
And that is my review on “Camp Cretaceous”! I hope you all have a nice day, and have a Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays or whatever you celebrate!
Later!
#Mika squawks#Life of Mika#review#tv show review#dinosaurs#jurassic park#jurassic world#camp cretaceous#im bad at explaining things#sorry!#i tried
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Fantastic Four Vol 1 #227
Thurs Apr 30 2020
[06:34 PM] Wack'd: Another story catalyzed by space objects falling to Earth
[06:35 PM] Wack'd: This time a meteor lands in a lake in Pennsylvania
[06:36 PM] Wack'd: One of Reed's science friends calls Reed and is like "hey, I know you're big into meteors, wanna come do science and hang out"
[06:37 PM] Bocaj: Space needs to stop dumping its junk in our yard
[06:37 PM] Wack'd: I mean hey, we do it too. It's reciprocal pollution
[06:37 PM] Umbramatic: The Great Space Junk Exchange
[06:38 PM] Bocaj: When has a thing earth sent v'gering into space ever caused a problem
[06:38 PM] Umbramatic: ...what the fuck were the dinosaurs polluting space with to get what they did
[06:38 PM] Bocaj: Its not like we send a hulk of stuff and crash it into gladiator planets
[06:38 PM] maxwellelvis: @Umbramatic Tobacco
[06:38 PM] Wack'd: @Umbramatic : *Land Before Time* videocassettes
[06:38 PM] Umbramatic: dbtgfrh ojgifmhk hjnl;.';
[06:38 PM] Bocaj: Ha
[06:39 PM] maxwellelvis: The real reason the dinosaurs went extinct.
[06:39 PM] Wack'd: So anyway the team is going on vacation! Johnny wants to get a tan and Sue is like "let's bring the grill" and I'm like "you're. You're going to Pennsylvania"
[06:39 PM] Wack'd: Like yes the caption specifies it landed at a resort but like, c'mon
[06:39 PM] Bocaj: CAN Johnny tan?
[06:39 PM] Bocaj: He's exposed to heat and light every day of his life
[06:40 PM] Bocaj: Can Johnny Storm get a sunburn?
[06:40 PM] Bocaj: Also: why isn't his name Blaze?
[06:40 PM] Wack'd: Maybe he can choose to but it's unpleasant to use his powers for it and he prefers the old-fashion way
[06:40 PM] Bocaj: Hm, acceptable handwave
[06:40 PM] Wack'd: Like there's a difference between being exposed to solar radiation from billions of miles off and setting yourself on fire
[06:41 PM] Wack'd: Ben is grumpy because Alicia is bogged down with work and can't make it, and his only other friend will be busy with science
[06:41 PM] Wack'd: (You'd think he could hang out with Sue and Johnny and Franklin but whatever)
[06:42 PM] maxwellelvis: Sandman stopped taking his calls?
[06:42 PM] Wack'd: Sandman tries to beat him up on the regular, what're you talking about
[06:42 PM] maxwellelvis: Ahh, right, you're not reading Two-In-One.
[06:42 PM] maxwellelvis: Okay, there's ONE thing in Marvel Two-In-One that causes an actual change to the status-quo in Marvel; there's an issue where Ben goes to a bar and finds Sandman is also there. So he sits down with him and they talk.
[06:43 PM] Wack'd: "Yer off yer meds again, aren'tcha, Flint"
[06:43 PM] Bocaj: One of my favorite scenes in the DCAU
[06:44 PM] Bocaj: Get rekt that scene of Batman talking to Ace, psychic meltdown
[06:44 PM] maxwellelvis: By the end of the issue, Sandman has gone legit, and for like a decade, he stayed so, until eventually some Spider-Man story needed him back on the Sinister Six.
[06:44 PM] Bocaj: (Because it implies that Only Batman can human at people is why)
[06:44 PM] Wack'd: Decade does seem to be where Marvel status quo changes top out sadly
[06:44 PM] Bocaj: I think it was after the clone saga
[06:45 PM] Bocaj: During the panic mode 'shit roll it back roll everything back fuck fuck fuck' kneejerk
[06:45 PM] Wack'd: Gotta remind people of the good ol days after that stinker, yeah
[06:45 PM] maxwellelvis: Then it was close to like, two decades or something.
[06:45 PM] maxwellelvis: That's an astonishingly long time in comics.
[06:45 PM] Wack'd: Oh wow
[06:45 PM] Bocaj: Funfact: Sandman was an Avenger
[06:45 PM] Wack'd: Huh!
[06:45 PM] Bocaj: Reserve, but still.
[06:45 PM] Bocaj: Nice
[06:46 PM] Wack'd: If nothing else the idea of him as a sympathetic crook seems to have stuck
[06:46 PM] Wack'd: Which is not nothing
[06:46 PM] Bocaj: Sam Raimi intensifies
[06:46 PM] maxwellelvis: Marvel Two-In-One Vol 1 #86 is the relevant issue.
[06:46 PM] maxwellelvis: So it hasn't happened yet at the time you're reading, is the other reason you hadn't heard about it. That issue was in 1982, so about a decade and a half, give or take.
[06:47 PM] maxwellelvis: And you weren't far-off with that JLU joke, @Wack'd, says here that a big thing in the issue is Sandman dealing with the trauma of having been merged with Hydro-Man. Which is probably why he's receptive to the idea of going legit.
[06:48 PM] Wack'd: Alright then
[06:48 PM] Wack'd: ...anyway Sandman isn't. In this one. So
[06:49 PM] maxwellelvis: Yeah, this was a lot more explaining for a dumb joke than I anticipated.
[06:49 PM] Wack'd: Back to the story at hand
[06:50 PM] Wack'd: Ben decides he's gonna go fishing. He's got a floppy hat and a vest and everything. Also: more womanly stereotypes!
[06:51 PM] Umbramatic: i love ben's fishing outfit
[06:52 PM] Bocaj: He looks so happy
[06:52 PM] maxwellelvis: Fishing hats like that always make me flash back to that M*A*S*H episode where Col. Blake salutes while wearing his hat and hooks his finger on it.
[06:52 PM] maxwellelvis: "What are you trying to DO to me?!"
[06:52 PM] Bocaj: Oooow
[06:52 PM] Wack'd: They fly into Pennsylvania and things have. Escalated.
[06:52 PM] Bocaj: "I don't want to hoard gold, I want to turn people into dinosaurs" "HE KEEPS SAYING THAT"
[06:53 PM] Wack'd: For the record earlier cutaway panels show this is a bird that got mutated by the meteor but I got distracted and forgot to post it
[06:53 PM] Umbramatic: that pterosaur's wings make me viscerally angr--AND THAT MAKES IT EVEN WORSE
[06:53 PM] maxwellelvis: Somewhere a paleontologist is weeping
[06:53 PM] maxwellelvis: OR
[06:53 PM] maxwellelvis: Oh cool, I didn't know the writers of *Dino Squad* ghostwrote this issue
[06:53 PM] Umbramatic: that's me, i'm the weeping palentologist
[06:54 PM] Mousa The 14: The bird didn’t mutate, it simply regressed to an earlier form
[06:54 PM] Bocaj: HROINK!
[06:54 PM] Umbramatic: if it did that it'd be more like a velociraptor
[06:54 PM] Mousa The 14: Hroink indeed. Hroink indeed.
[06:55 PM] maxwellelvis: Pterosaurs and birds are completely different groups of archosaurs, that's a mutation, Mousa.
[06:55 PM] Umbramatic: YES
[06:55 PM] Wack'd: Not really sure why this merited a silent panel
[06:55 PM] Bocaj: Just put up an invisible force slide
[06:55 PM] Mousa The 14: Artist showing off
[06:56 PM] Wack'd: How bad he can draw children?
[06:56 PM] Umbramatic: i dunno which makes a better reaction image, franklin's face or the pterosaur's
[06:56 PM] Mousa The 14: Or to show Franklin is about to use. THE POWER
[06:56 PM] Bocaj: Its not the worst tiny adult i've seen in comics
[06:56 PM] maxwellelvis: Unless it leads to another god-child moment, it's a rather pointless reaction image.
[06:56 PM] Bocaj: I'm not saying that its all Franklin's fault but I blame Cable on him
[06:56 PM] Bocaj: God-child arms race
[06:57 PM] Wack'd: So the monster explodes, and Reed collects its gem--EUGH
[06:57 PM] Bocaj: I don't like this.
[06:58 PM] Wack'd: Ftr Gideon Carruthers is Reed's science friend. We already have a Gideon so I'll call him Carruthers
[06:58 PM] Umbramatic: -screaming-
[06:58 PM] Wack'd: To disambiguate him from the rich doofus
[06:58 PM] Bocaj: I'd laugh my ass off if he looked just like gideon from gravity falls
[06:58 PM] Bocaj: or even gideon from Scotts Pilgrim
[06:59 PM] maxwellelvis: I know there's some sci-fi parasite this reminds me of, but I can't think what.
[06:59 PM] Bocaj: Captain N mother brain?
[06:59 PM] maxwellelvis: Parasite
[06:59 PM] Bocaj: She was a parasite on my peace of mind
[07:02 PM] Wack'd: Sue takes a moment to check that Franklin isn't traumatized but he's like "we fought and won, just like in the comics!" And then uh
[07:02 PM] Wack'd: Were comics caught up in the Satanic Panic or whatever? Like
[07:02 PM] Umbramatic: -screams-
[07:02 PM] Wack'd: Seems more like a 50s thing
[07:02 PM] Wack'd: Also yeah that sure is a Franklin
[07:02 PM] Bocaj: I think Wertham argued that kids couldn't distinguish comics from reality and yeah that was way before this I think
[07:03 PM] Bocaj: I think in his book he cited an incident that I don't know if legit or not where a kid tied a blanket around their neck like a cape and jumped off a roof
[07:03 PM] Wack'd: Eesh
[07:04 PM] Bocaj: Not sure that could be laid at Superman's feet. He very clearly says 'I have alien powers from being an alien'
[07:04 PM] Wack'd: Can't wait to see this kid's mutt mutate into MCGRUFF, THE CRIME DOG
[07:04 PM] Bocaj: Duff Dog Oh Yeah
[07:04 PM] Bocaj: Suds McDuffie
[07:04 PM] Wack'd: This is cool too I guess
[07:05 PM] maxwellelvis: I was going to say, I think a dire wolf is more likely.
[07:07 PM] Umbramatic: awoooo
[07:07 PM] Bocaj: Werewolves of Slyvania
[07:07 PM] maxwellelvis: I really wish the LOTR movies had modeled the Wargs more on dire wolves than hyenas.
[07:08 PM] Wack'd: Okay I think we can safely dismiss the idea of these mutations having some kind of basis in scientific reality
[07:08 PM] Wack'd: Paleontologists rest easy
[07:08 PM] Umbramatic: FOREHEAD BEAM
[07:08 PM] Bocaj: You've never seen a dog shoot a laser?
[07:09 PM] Umbramatic: pidge shoots lasers all the time
[07:09 PM] Wack'd: Anyway this time instead of the monster exploding Reed spots the parasite on the back of its neck and grabs it before self-destruct is triggered
[07:09 PM] Wack'd: Kid gets his dog back and dog stops being a fiend
[07:09 PM] Umbramatic: we have to prevent her from doing it to the neighbors
[07:09 PM] Bocaj: Duffer... will live
[07:10 PM] Wack'd: Reed I, uh, think the forehead laser puts a serious hole in your theory!
[07:11 PM] Wack'd: Also the fuck is the "evolutionary agent"? Is he claiming we have, like, an evolution gland that pumps evolution juice into our bodies that makes us not be weird history monsters?
[07:12 PM] Wack'd: Okay so Reed elaborates that the forehead laser is because the parasite gives its hosts psychic powers to make them more powerful so they can steal gasoline to eat
[07:12 PM] maxwellelvis: Well, sure, I can see how that- huh?
[07:13 PM] Wack'd: "It makes a bizarre kind of sense," says Carruthers, who is also identified as a geologist and so I guess is just rolling with this
[07:13 PM] Bocaj: Carruthers: "Its not a rock so i don't fuckin know"
[07:14 PM] Wack'd: Sue is upset that Franklin is in danger and weird shit keeps finding them and Reed is like "we do have some quiet times, they just happen off-panel" and Sue is like "you're right, I'm sorry I snapped"
[07:14 PM] Wack'd: And she wants a normal life and yadda yadda
[07:14 PM] Bocaj: Like that time she played horsey
[07:15 PM] Bocaj: REMEMBER THE HORSEY TIMES SUE
[07:15 PM] Wack'd: Sue, hold on to your memories of like the first two pages of each recent arc
[07:15 PM] Bocaj: Yeah!
[07:16 PM] Umbramatic: thbijgthp oknjlph;[m'n
[07:16 PM] Wack'd: So they send Ben down in scuba gear to get the meteor which does actually kinda look like it could be a Steven Universe corrupted gem. Unfortunately he brings something back with him
[07:17 PM] Wack'd: Remember: if a character says they want to go fishing in act one they need to catch a giant sea monster by act three
[07:17 PM] maxwellelvis: Shai-hulud
[07:17 PM] Umbramatic: poor ben
[07:17 PM] Umbramatic: he just wanted to turn fish in to blathers
[07:18 PM] Wack'd: Reed, being the smart intelligent thing he is, puts this round item down on the floor of a rocking boat
[07:19 PM] Wack'd: It cracks open and
[07:19 PM] Wack'd: And then Sue was the reverted evolution thingy
[07:19 PM] Bocaj: So whats the 'reverted evolution' of Sue
[07:20 PM] Bocaj: Issue 1 Sue where she didn't ever contribute anything?
[07:20 PM] Wack'd: Uh. Angry, I guess?
[07:20 PM] Bocaj: My idea was funnier and plausibly unfair
[07:20 PM] Wack'd: True
[07:21 PM] Bocaj: Hope this isn't another situation where Reed is justified in belting her
[07:21 PM] Wack'd: Also Reed opens the cracked egg and finds five grooves for parasites to be in like seeds
[07:21 PM] Wack'd: So after Sue there's one unaccounted for
[07:21 PM] Bocaj: Dun dun dun
[07:22 PM] Wack'd: Immediately resolved by it dropping out of a tree and on to Carruthers' neck
[07:22 PM] Umbramatic: oh
[07:22 PM] Bocaj: Whats tension anyway
[07:23 PM] Wack'd: Hm. Reverting made his skin darker. Don't like that
[07:24 PM] Bocaj: I do like the resigned "Yep -- I wuz right" from Ben
[07:24 PM] Bocaj: Don't like "uglier than the hulk" paired with the thing you said
[07:25 PM] Wack'd: Anyway Carruthers goes after some oil because these things eat oil remember, so Johnny blows up the oil and Carruthers goes flying like in an action movie or a Looney Tune
[07:25 PM] Wack'd: Thus knocking him out so Ben can get the parasite off him before he explodes
[07:26 PM] Bocaj: Yaa~aaay
[07:26 PM] Wack'd: Oh. Oh fuck
[07:27 PM] Wack'd: I've been sitting here thinking "but why are the monsters blowing up anyway? How does that benefit the parasites? Surely they'd want to keep the host alive to keep collecting oil"
[07:27 PM] Wack'd: Adding to that, Reed postulates time is a factor as to why some explode and some don't
[07:28 PM] Wack'd: But, uh. I thiiiiiiink it might be a lot simpler than that
[07:29 PM] Wack'd: If I'm right, Franklin blew up the dragon and the sea monster. He wasn't around for the dog and Carruthers
[07:29 PM] Bocaj: Dun dun DUUUUN
[07:29 PM] Wack'd: (And probably wouldn't have blown them up if he had!)
[07:29 PM] Bocaj: Geez Franklin, geez
[07:30 PM] Wack'd: And now he's like "do I...blow up mommy? No, right? I feel like that's probably a no"
[07:32 PM] Wack'd: Anyway Sue is not entirely mutated, just got some weird facial deformities and is a little out of it. Reed says its maybe her cosmic ray blood
[07:32 PM] Umbramatic: *screams*
[07:32 PM] Umbramatic: @ the franklin face
[07:32 PM] Wack'd: Haha! VINDICATED
[07:33 PM] Wack'd: Honestly kudos to Moench here for successfully constructing a mystery I didn't know was a mystery until the reveal happened
[07:33 PM] Wack'd: That's some good writing right there
[07:34 PM] Wack'd: Less good writing: this
[07:34 PM] Umbramatic: so nice work
[07:35 PM] Wack'd: Anyway Franklin blows up the parasite without hurting Reed or Sue and is very proud of himself
[07:36 PM] Wack'd: And Reed concludes "uh maybe we should figure out exactly hat Franklin's deal is" before the whole team hightails it back to New York
[07:36 PM] Wack'd: A happy ending maybe
[07:37 PM] Bocaj: OR IS IT?
[07:37 PM] Wack'd: Nope, turns out they have another son
[07:38 PM] Bocaj: Benjamin Jonathan Richards you were named after the two bravest men I know
[07:39 PM] Wack'd: LETTERS! Everybody loves some letters
[07:39 PM] Wack'd: Eric L Watts wants Johnny to fall in love with another superhero and Ben and Alicia to get married. I like one of those ideas
[07:39 PM] Bocaj: Is that the one what did happen eventualy?
[07:40 PM] Wack'd: I mean both of those happen eventually
[07:40 PM] Bocaj: Or is it the one, due to the vagaries of gendered language, that has Johnny come out as queer?
[07:40 PM] Wack'd: Ha
[07:41 PM] maxwellelvis: Lyja isn't a superhero when she and Johnny meet, though.
[07:41 PM] Wack'd: Someone wants to know how Sienkiewicz is pronounced! It's sinKEVitch
[07:41 PM] Wack'd: @maxwellelvis He does also date Medusa, so
[07:41 PM] Bocaj: He's dated Crystal and Medusa
[07:41 PM] maxwellelvis: Good golly
[07:41 PM] Bocaj: He dates Nova, not that one, who probably counts if Silver Surfer do
[07:42 PM] Bocaj: Huh. This list of romantic partners I've found for him is shorter than you'd expect
[07:42 PM] Wack'd: People are kind of tetchy at how much Reed stretches now. Two different letter writers are like "He's not Plastic Man!"
[07:42 PM] Bocaj: Hah.
[07:43 PM] Wack'd: And people really like the more domestic stuff, specifically how Sue is written
[07:43 PM] Wack'd: I'm sure the fact that all the letter writers are dudes is a coincidence
[07:44 PM] Bocaj: I'm kind of but not really but a little surprised that Carol and Johnny haven't gone on at least one date. They have a venn diagram social circle and Carol dated Spider-Man briefly which is a similar kind of energy
[07:44 PM] Wack'd: Oh hey, look who's making her *Fantastic Four* debut
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Saturday, October 24, 2020 Canadian TV Listing (Times Eastern)
WHAT IS NOT PREMIERING IN CANADA TONIGHT
THE POM POM MURDERS (TBD - Lifetime Canada)
CHRISTMAS TREE LANE (TBD)
JINGLE BELL BRIDE (TBD)
KOREAN BASEBALL (TSN4) 3:55am: LG Twins vs. NC Dinos
MLB BASEBALL (SN/SN1) 8:00pm: Dodgers at Rays - Game 4
SHORT FILM FACE OFF (CBC) 7:00pm: The winner is revealed!
W5 (CTV) 7:00pm: The Problem of Pain: Romance fraud; scammers target victims; pain-killer abuse in professional hockey.
MLS SOCCER
(TSN/TSN4) 7:30pm: Philadelphia vs. Toronto FC
(TSN5) 7:30pm: NYCFC vs. Montreal
(TSN/TSN4) 10:00pm: Whitecaps FC vs. San Jose
PETROGLYPHS TO PIXELS (APTN) 7:30pm: Lawrence Paul: One of a kind, this artist has too many bad colonial days and he WILL kill the Indian Act.
CBC DOCS POV (CBC) 8:00pm: Year of the Goat: Five dairy goat breeder families juggle their work, their farms and an intensive show season while caring for all of their children.
TWISTED (CTV) 8:00pm: Kara and Tyler are planning on getting married when Tyler's ex-girlfriend returns from rehab, determined to get her life back - starting with Tyler.
BIG FOOD BUCKET LIST (Food Network Canada) 8:00pm/8:30pm (SEASON FINALE): Episode 1: Drop Me A Lime, Episode 2: Lucky Benny
COMEBACK DAD (Super Channel Heart & Home) 8:00pm: Nima, an accomplished pianist who runs her own music school, seems to have it all. She cannot admit that she has never recovered from her alcoholic father's abandonment, and when he returns trying to make amends, Nima begins an eye-opening journey.
POP LIFE (CTV News) 8:30pm: Jake Clemons talks about life with Bruce Springsteen & the E-street band.
RED SNOW (CBC) 9:00pm: Dylan, a Gwich'in soldier from the Canadian Arctic, is caught in an ambush in Kandahar, Afghanistan.
CRIME BEAT (Global) 9:00pm: The Final Chapter of the Christine Jessop and Guy Paul Morin Tragedy: It was October 1984 in a small town outside Toronto; a young girl went missing; three months later, Christine Jessop's body was found more than 50 kilometers away from her Queensville home.
SWEET AUTUMN (W Network) 9:00pm: A young woman and a maple farmer uncover the secret behind their inheritance of a candy shop.
TEXAS STORM SQUAD (Nat Geo Canada) 9:00pm
GRETEL & HANSEL (Crave) 9:00pm: When their mother descends into madness, siblings Gretel and Hansel must fend for themselves in the dark and unforgiving woods. Stumbling upon an isolated home, the children soon suspect that the generous but mysterious owner has sinister intentions.
THE QUIET ONES (Super Channel Fuse) 9:00pm: Operating on the theory that paranormal activity is caused by negative human energy, a rogue professor and his students attempt to create a poltergeist by pushing a young woman to the edge of sanity.
MY PARANORMAL NIGHTMARE (T&E) 10:00pm: Ghost hunters share the stories that led them to a career in the paranormal; a child's game opens a portal to hell; a budding psychic medium stands up to the spirit of an angry man and a young girl is terrified by nightly visits from a horned demon.
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The SML Podcast - Episode 670: Blart the Dub?!
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The show kicks off with Jim Dirschberger, Mark Zorn, and Kurt Kojda of Wide Right Interactive all joining the show to discuss their brand new party game What the Dub?! We chat about what everybody does in the company and on the game, the origins of the game, diving through tons of awful movies to find those perfect clips for the game, dream movies they'd love to have as DLC, and tons more! Check out the game NOW on all platforms for only $8! That's cheap! Get it!
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HBO Max New Releases: January 2021
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It’s a new year and everyone wants to put the vile cesspool that was 2020 behind them. Thankfully, HBO Max is coming out swinging to make the transition out of the hellyear even easier. HBO Max’s list of new releases for January 2021 is positively packed with notable film releases and even a fun HBO Max Original or two.
For starters, Search Party season 4 will arrive to HBO Max on Jan. 14. This season of the show with a now-surprising lifespan finds Dory Sief in the thrall of a deranged stalker…right after getting off on murder charges. These Brooklynites lead such fascinating lives! The other major original or note is the HBO documentary Tiger, that premieres on Jan. 10 and will delve into the complicated history of golfing legend Tiger Woods.
The real story this month, however, are the movies. Perhaps emboldened by its success with Wonder Woman 1984, HBO Max is filling up its servers with as many Warner properties that it can find. The Dark Knight trilogy, Blade, Chinatown, The Exorcist, Mad Max: Fury Road, No Country for Old Men, and Pulp Fiction all arrive on Jan. 1. Poltergeist and Stephen King’s It (1990) make things spooky on Jan. 15. Then the month closes out with, quite simply, the greatest movie of all time: The Mummy (1999). The downside here is that some of these are limited engagements, with the aforementioned WW1984, Blade, Ocean’s Eleven, and more all leaving at month’s end.
Still, January 2021 will provide plenty of filmic fun on HBO Max. Here is the full list for your perusal.
HBO Max New Releases – January 2021
January 1
12 oz. Mouse, Seasons 1-2
42nd Street, 1933
All the President’s Men, 1976
Apple & Onion, Season 1B
The Autobiography Of Miss Jane Pittman, 1974 (HBO)
Batman Begins, 2005
Batman Beyond
Batman Beyond: The Return of the Joker, 2000
Batman: Bad Blood, 2016
Batman: Death in the Family, 2020
Batman: Hush, 2019
Batman: The Animated Series
Blade, 1998
A Better Life, 2011 (HBO)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, 2005
Dog Day Afternoon, 1975
Check It Out! with Steve Brule
Chinatown, 1974
Codename: Kids Next Door
The Color Purple, 1985
The Conjuring, 2013
Courage the Cowardly Dog
Craig of the Creek, Season 2
The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course, 2002 (HBO)
The Dark Knight, 2008
The Dark Knight Rises, 2012
Dim Sum Funeral, 2009 (HBO)
Ed, Edd n Eddy
El Amor No Puede Esperar (Aka Love Can’t Wait), 2021 (HBO)
Happy Feet, 2006
The Electric Horseman, 1979 (HBO)
Escape from New York, 1981
The Exorcist, 1973
Flashpoint, 1984 (HBO)
The General’s Daughter, 1999 (HBO)
Gossip Girl
Green Lantern, 2011
Green Lantern: The Animated Series
Gremlins, 1984
Gremlins 2: The New Batch, 1990
The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
Happily N’Ever After, 2007 (HBO)
Happily N’Ever After 2: Snow White, 2009 (HBO)
Happy-Go-Lucky, 2008 (HBO)
He Said She Said, 1991 (HBO)
Heaven Help Us, 1985 (HBO)
The Infamous Future, 2018
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back, 2001 (HBO)
The Jellies
Justice League Dark: Apokolips War, 2020
Kong: Skull Island, 2017
Little Con Lili, 2021 (HBO)
Loiter Squad
Ma, 2019 (HBO)
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior, 1983
Mad Max: Fury Road, 2015
Magic Mike, 2012
Mao Mao, Heroes of Pure Heart
March of the Penguins, 2005
Margaret, 2011 (Extended Version) (HBO)
Miracle On 34th Street, 1994 (HBO)
Miss Firecracker, 1989 (HBO)
Mulholland Dr., 2001
Mystic River, 2003
Nitro Circus: The Movie 3D, 2012 (HBO)
No Country for Old Men, 2007
The Notebook, 2004
Ocean’s 8, 2018
Ocean’s Eleven, 2001
Ocean’s Thirteen, 2007
Ocean’s Twelve, 2004
Pee-wee’s Big Adventure, 1985
Piter, 2021 (HBO)
The Producers, 1968
Pulp Fiction, 1994
Purple Rain, 1984
Ready Player One, 2018
Revenge Of The Nerds, 1984 (HBO)
Revenge Of The Nerds II: Nerds In Paradise, 1987 (HBO)
Revenge Of The Nerds IV: Nerds In Love, 2005 (HBO)
Rollerball, 2002 (HBO)
Se7en, 1995
Shallow Hal, 2001 (HBO)
Snowpiercer, Season 1
A Star is Born, 2018
Superman: Doomsday, 2007
Superman: Man of Tomorrow, 2020
Superman Returns, 2006
Swimfan, 2002 (HBO)
This Is Spinal Tap, 1984
The Three Stooges, 2012 (HBO)
TMNT, 2007
Tom Goes to the Mayor
The Trouble With Spies, 1987 (HBO)
Underclassman, 2005 (HBO)
V for Vendetta, 2005
Van Wilder: Freshman Year (Extended Version), 2009 (HBO)
Walk Of Shame, 2014 (HBO)
Warrior, Seasons 1-2 (HBO)
Willard, 1971 (HBO)
Worth Winning, 1989 (HBO)
You Can Count On Me, 2000 (HBO)
January 2
The High Note, 2020 (HBO)
January 4
30 Coins, Series Premiere (HBO)
January 8
Patriot’s Day, 2016
Scream, 1996
Squish, Season 1
January 9
The Alienist: Angel of Darkness, Season 2
Ben 10, Season 4A
The King Of Staten Island, 2020 (HBO)
January 10
Miracle Workers, Season 2
Tiger, Two-Part Documentary Premiere (HBO)
January 12
Against The Wild, 2014
Against the Wild 2: Survive the Serengeti, 2016
Alpha and Omega 5: Family Vacation, 2015
Alpha and Omega 6: Dino Digs, 2016
Batkid Begins: The Wish Heard Around the World, 2015
Blue Valentine, 2010
Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2, 2000
Earth Girls Are Easy, 1989
An Elephant’s Journey, 2018
The Escape Artist, 1982
Get Carter, 1971
Hecho En Mexico, 2012
Hellboy: Blood and Iron, 2007
Hellboy: Sword of Storms, 2006
Hellboy: The Dark Below, 2010
Jennifer Lopez: Dance Again, 2016
The Killing of a Chinese Bookie, 1976
The Kingdom of Dreams and Madness, 2013
La Mujer de Mi Hermano, 2005
Leapfrog Letter Factory Adventures: Amazing Word Explorers, 2015
Leapfrog Letter Factory Adventures: Counting on Lemonade, 2014
Leapfrog Letter Factory Adventures: The Letter Machine Rescue Team, 2014
Leapfrog: Numberland, 2012
Lost and Delirious, 2001
Love and Sex, 2000
Lovely & Amazing, 2002
The Man Who Would Be King, 1975
Meatballs, 1979
The Men Who Stare at Goats, 2009
A Mermaid’s Tale, 2017
Mistress, 1992
Mother’s Day, 2012
Mud, 2013
Never-Ending Man: Hayao Miyazaki, 2016
Night is Short, Walk on Girl, 2017
No Eres Tu Soy Yo, 2011
Norm of the North: King Sized Adventure, 2019
Ollie & Moon, Seasons 1-2
Other Parents, Seasons 1-2
Pinocchio, 2012
Promare, 2019
Reservoir Dogs, 1992
Ride Your Wave, 2019
Righteous Kill, 2008
Sprung, 1997
The Spy Next Door, 2010
Tender Mercies, 1983
Thanks for Sharing, 2013
Turtle Tale, 2018
The Visitor, 2008
Vixen, 2015
January 14
Search Party, Max Original Season 4 Premiere
January 15
Stephen King’s It, 1990
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, 1975
Poltergeist, 1982
Re:ZERO -Starting Life in Another World- Director’s Cut, Season 1 dubbed (Crunchyroll Collection)
Real Time With Bill Maher, Season 19 Premiere (HBO)
Roots (Mini Series), 1977
Si Yo Fuera Rico (Aka If I Were Rich), 2021 (HBO)
The Wayans Bros
January 16
Eve
Kill Bill: Vol. 1, 2003 (HBO)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2, 2004 (HBO)
January 19
Everwood
January 20
At Home with Amy Sedaris, Season 3
C.B. Strike, Season 1 (HBO)
C.B. Strike: Lethal White, Limited Series Premiere (HBO)
January 21
Gomorrah, Max Original Season 3 Premiere
Looney Tunes Cartoons, Season 1C
January 22
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Painting with John, Series Premiere (HBO)
January 23
Don’t Let Go, 2019 (HBO)
Person of Interest
January 24
Euphoria Special Episode Part 2: F*ck Anyone Who’s Not a Sea Blob, Special Episode Premiere (HBO)
January 26
Babylon 5
Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel (HBO)
January 29
¡Animo Juventud! (Aka Go Youth!), 2021 (HBO)
The Little Things
What I Like About You
January 30
The Mummy, 1999 (HBO)
The Mummy Returns, 2001 (HBO)
Pushing Daisies
The Scorpion King, 2002 (HBO)
January 31
Axios, Season 4 Premiere (HBO)
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Leaving HBO Max – January 2021
January 7
War Dogs, 2016
January 24
Wonder Woman 1984, 2020
January 31
Ad Astra, 2019
After Hours, 1985
Akeelah And The Bee, 2006
All Is Bright, 2013
America, America, 1964
Anchors Aweigh, 1945
The Arrangement, 1969
Bee Season, 2005
Before Sunrise, 1995
Before Sunset, 2004
Best Laid Plans, 1999
Bigger Than The Sky, 2005
Blade II, 2002
Blade, 1998
Blood Simple, 1984
Bridge To Terabithia, 2007
Bright Lights, Big City, 1988
The Change-Up, 2011
The Children, 2009
A Christmas Carol, 1938
Crash, 2005 (Director’s Cut)
David Copperfield, 1935
Days After Your Departure, 2019
Enemy Of The State, 1998
Everybody’s All-American, 1988
Father’s Day, 1997
Friday Night Lights, 2004
Get On Up, 2014
Guys And Dolls, 1955
High Society, 1956
Jeepers Creepers 2, 2003
Jeepers Creepers, 2001
Leprechaun 2, 1994
Leprechaun, 1993
Magnolia, 1999
The Man With The Golden Arm, 1955
Mars Attacks!, 1996
Martha Marcy May Marlene, 2011
Martin Lawrence You So Crazy, 1994
New Year’s Eve, 2011 (HBO)
Ocean’s Eleven, 2001
Ocean’s Thirteen, 2007
Ocean’s Twelve, 2004
On The Town, 1949
The Pelican Brief, 1993
Planet Of The Apes, 2001
Risky Business, 1983
Semi-Pro, 2008
Some Came Running, 1958
Something Borrowed, 2011
Splendor In The Grass, 1961
Walk The Line, 2005 (Extended Version)
When Harry Met Sally, 1989
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HBO Max January 2021 Slate
HBO Max has announced it’s January 2021 slate:
Spread the word, Upper Eastsiders — all six seasons of “Gossip Girl” are coming to HBO Max on January 1st. The month also brings the film premiere of Locked Down starring Anne Hathaway and Chiwetel Ejiofor, the second special episode of the Emmy®-winning drama “Euphoria,” the season four return of the beloved “Search Party,” and the two-part documentary “Tiger,” which illuminates the rise, fall and epic comeback of global golf icon Tiger Woods. Selena Gomez is back for seconds with a new season of “Selena + Chef,” and HBO Max is also serving up new episodes of “Looney Tunes Cartoons,” “Batman Beyond” and “Batman the Animated Series.”
On January 29, John Lee Hancock’s suspenseful psychological thriller “The Little Things” starring Academy Award winners Denzel Washington, Rami Malek and Jared Leto, premieres in theaters around the country and on HBO Max the same day. “The Little Things” will be available on HBO Max for 31 days from its theatrical release in the U.S. included at no additional cost to subscribers.
The third season of Italian crime drama “Gomorrah“ also joins the platform alongside both seasons of “Warrior” from Cinemax.
Catch up on the first season of the post-apocalyptic sci-fi thriller “Snowpiercer” when it arrives on HBO Max this month ahead of its Season 2 premiere on TNT. Or queue up a lineup of A-List movies including “The King of Staten Island,” the “Ocean’s” trilogy and “Ocean’s 8,” “The Notebook,” and Quentin Tarantino’s “Kill Bill: Vol 1″ & 2, “Pulp Fiction” and “Reservoir Dogs.“
And just a reminder as we get ready to ring in the new year: New and returning subscribers can sign up for a pre-paid offer and get 6 months of HBO Max at a discounted rate of $69.99 plus applicable taxes. Find out more at HBOMax.com.
TITLES COMING TO HBO MAX IN JANUARY
Exact Dates to be Announced:
Arthur’s Law, Max Original Series Premiere
The unemployed Arthur Ahnepol (Jan Josef Liefers) ekes out a bleak existence. Drawn from the strains of his unhappy marriage and bored to death, he makes a morbid plan: he wants his obnoxious wife to die. With the money from the life insurance there’s no obstacle for a restart with his beloved mistress. But an unwritten law dominates the life of the unlucky fellow: every problem solved by Arthur has a far worse effect. And so, he sets off an avalanche of disastrous events.
The Event, Max Original Series Premiere
An unprecedented look behind the scenes of the extraordinary events created by Wolfgang Puck Catering and legendary restaurateur Wolfgang Puck. From Renegade 83, each one-hour episode will follow various members of Puck’s team as they strive to amaze clients and surpass even the highest expectations.
Locked Down, Max Original Film Premiere
Just as they decide to separate, Linda (Anne Hathaway) and Paxton (Chiwetel Ejiofor) find life has other plans when they are stuck at home in a mandatory lockdown. Co-habitation is proving to be a challenge, but fueled by poetry and copious amounts of wine, it will bring them closer together in the most surprising way.
Perfect Life (fka Vida Perfecta), Max Original Season 1 Premiere
Maria, Esther and Cristina are three women in the middle of a life crisis. They have realized that the plans they had made for themselves haven’t really gotten them the long-promised happiness they yearned for. Together, they will find alternatives and make decisions that will lead them away from what society expects from them. They will soon realize that life doesn’t necessarily have to be what they always imagined.
Possessions, HBO Max Season 1 Premiere
The series tells the story of Natalie, a young French expatriate in Israel, who is charged with the murder of her husband on their wedding night. Karim, a French diplomat in charge of helping French citizens who have to deal with the Israeli authorities, slowly falls for Natalie. He cannot figure out whether the young lady is deeply lost and vulnerable, or dangerously manipulative. Obsessed with this case, Karim dives into Natalie and her family’s mysterious past.
Selena + Chef, Max Original Season 2 Premiere
The unscripted cooking series features the multi-platinum selling recording artist, actress, producer, entrepreneur, and philanthropist as she navigates unfamiliar territory: making delicious meals while stuck at home in quarantine.
January 1:
12 oz. Mouse, Seasons 1 & 2
42nd Street, 1933
All the President’s Men, 1976
Apple & Onion, Season 1B
The Autobiography Of Miss Jane Pittman, 1974 (HBO)
Batman Begins, 2005
Batman Beyond
Batman Beyond: The Return of the Joker, 2000
Batman: Bad Blood, 2016
Batman: Death in the Family, 2020
Batman: Hush, 2019
Batman: The Animated Series
Blade, 1998
A Better Life, 2011 (HBO)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, 2005
Dog Day Afternoon, 1975
Check It Out! with Steve Brule
Chinatown, 1974
Codename: Kids Next Door
The Color Purple, 1985
The Conjuring, 2013
Courage the Cowardly Dog
Craig of the Creek, Season 2
The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course, 2002 (HBO)
The Dark Knight, 2008
The Dark Knight Rises, 2012
Dim Sum Funeral, 2009 (HBO)
Ed, Edd n Eddy
El Amor No Puede Esperar (Aka Love Can’t Wait), 2021 (HBO)
Happy Feet, 2006
The Electric Horseman, 1979 (HBO)
Escape from New York, 1981
The Exorcist, 1973
Flashpoint, 1984 (HBO)
The General’s Daughter, 1999 (HBO)
Gossip Girl
Green Lantern, 2011
Green Lantern: The Animated Series
Gremlins , 1984
Gremlins 2: The New Batch, 1990
The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
Happily N’Ever After, 2007 (HBO)
Happily N’Ever After 2: Snow White, 2009 (HBO)
Happy-Go-Lucky, 2008 (HBO)
He Said She Said, 1991 (HBO)
Heaven Help Us, 1985 (HBO)
The Infamous Future, 2018
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back, 2001 (HBO)
The Jellies
Justice League Dark: Apokolips War, 2020
Kong: Skull Island, 2017
Little Con Lili, 2021 (HBO)
Loiter Squad
Ma, 2019 (HBO)
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior, 1983
Mad Max: Fury Road, 2015
Magic Mike, 2012
Mao Mao, Heroes of Pure Heart
March of the Penguins, 2005
Margaret, 2011 (Extended Version) (HBO)
Miracle On 34th Street, 1994 (HBO)
Miss Firecracker, 1989 (HBO)
Mulholland Dr., 2001
Mystic River, 2003
Nitro Circus: The Movie 3D, 2012 (HBO)
No Country for Old Men, 2007
The Notebook, 2004
Ocean’s 8, 2018
Ocean’s Eleven , 2001
Ocean’s Thirteen, 2007
Ocean’s Twelve, 2004
Pee-wee’s Big Adventure, 1985
Piter, 2021 (HBO)
The Producers, 1968
Pulp Fiction, 1994
Purple Rain, 1984
Ready Player One, 2018
Revenge Of The Nerds, 1984 (HBO)
Revenge Of The Nerds II: Nerds In Paradise, 1987 (HBO)
Revenge Of The Nerds IV: Nerds In Love, 2005 (HBO)
Rollerball, 2002 (HBO)
Se7en, 1995
Shallow Hal, 2001 (HBO)
Snowpiercer, Season 1
A Star is Born , 2018
Superman: Doomsday, 2007
Superman: Man of Tomorrow, 2020
Superman Returns, 2006
Swimfan, 2002 (HBO)
This Is Spinal Tap, 1984
The Three Stooges, 2012 (HBO)
TMNT, 2007
Tom Goes to the Mayor
The Trouble With Spies, 1987 (HBO)
Underclassman, 2005 (HBO)
V for Vendetta, 2005
Van Wilder: Freshman Year (Extended Version), 2009 (HBO)
Walk Of Shame, 2014 (HBO)
Warrior, Seasons 1 & 2 (HBO)
Willard, 1971 (HBO)
Worth Winning, 1989 (HBO)
You Can Count On Me, 2000 (HBO)
January 2:
The High Note, 2020 (HBO)
January 4:
30 Coins, Series Premiere (HBO)
January 8:
Patriot’s Day, 2016
Scream, 1996
Squish, Season 1
January 9:
The Alienist: Angel of Darkness, Season 2
Ben 10, Season 4A
The King Of Staten Island, 2020 (HBO)
January 10:
Miracle Workers, Season 2
Tiger, Two-Part Documentary Premiere (HBO)
January 12:
Against The Wild, 2014
Against the Wild 2: Survive the Serengeti, 2016
Alpha and Omega 5: Family Vacation, 2015
Alpha and Omega 6: Dino Digs, 2016
Batkid Begins: The Wish Heard Around the World, 2015
Blue Valentine, 2010
Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2, 2000
Earth Girls Are Easy, 1989
An Elephant’s Journey , 2018
The Escape Artist, 1982
Get Carter, 1971
Hecho En Mexico, 2012
Hellboy: Blood and Iron, 2007
Hellboy: Sword of Storms , 2006
Hellboy: The Dark Below, 2010
Jennifer Lopez: Dance Again, 2016
The Killing of a Chinese Bookie, 1976
The Kingdom of Dreams and Madness, 2013
La Mujer de Mi Hermano , 2005
Leapfrog Letter Factory Adventures: Amazing Word Explorers , 2015
Leapfrog Letter Factory Adventures: Counting on Lemonade , 2014
Leapfrog Letter Factory Adventures: The Letter Machine Rescue Team , 2014
Leapfrog: Numberland, 2012
Lost and Delirious, 2001
Love and Sex, 2000
Lovely & Amazing , 2002
The Man Who Would Be King, 1975
Meatballs, 1979
The Men Who Stare at Goats, 2009
A Mermaid’s Tale, 2017
Mistress, 1992
Mother’s Day, 2012
Mud, 2013
Never-Ending Man: Hayao Miyazaki, 2016
Night is Short, Walk on Girl, 2017
No Eres Tu Soy Yo, 2011
Norm of the North: King Sized Adventure, 2019
Ollie & Moon, Seasons 1 & 2
Other Parents, Seasons 1 & 2
Pinocchio, 2012
Promare, 2019
Reservoir Dogs, 1992
Ride Your Wave, 2019
Righteous Kill, 2008
Sprung, 1997
The Spy Next Door, 2010
Tender Mercies, 1983
Thanks for Sharing, 2013
Turtle Tale, 2018
The Visitor, 2008
Vixen, 2015
January 14:
Search Party, Max Original Season 4 Premiere
In the new season, “Dory” (Alia Shawkat) is held prisoner by her psychotic stalker “Chip” (Cole Escola), who is determined to make Dory believe that they are best friends. Meanwhile, “Portia” (Meredith Hagner) is starring in a film about the trial, although not as herself; “Elliott” (John Early) has switched party lines to become a far-right conservative talk show host; and “Drew” (John Reynolds) is trying to escape his dark past by working as a costumed cast member in a theme park.
January 15:
Stephen King’s It, 1990
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, 1975
Poltergeist, 1982
Re:ZERO -Starting Life in Another World- Director’s Cut, Season 1 dubbed (Crunchyroll Collection)
Real Time With Bill Maher, Season 19 Premiere (HBO)
Roots (Mini Series), 1977
Si Yo Fuera Rico (Aka If I Were Rich), 2021 (HBO)
The Wayans Bros
January 16:
Eve
Kill Bill: Vol. 1, 2003 (HBO)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2, 2004 (HBO)
January 19:
Everwood
January 20:
At Home with Amy Sedaris, Season 3
C.B. Strike, Season 1 (HBO)
C.B. Strike: Lethal White, Limited Series Premiere (HBO)
January 21:
Gomorrah, Max Original Season 3 Premiere
The iconic Italian crime series Gomorrah is based on Roberto Saviano’s bestselling book that examines the account of the decline of Naples under the rule of the Camorra.
Looney Tunes Cartoons, Season 1C
In this latest batch, Taz stars in his first full-length Looney Tunes Cartoons short when he takes on Bugs Bunny in a Roman coliseum. If Bugs makes it out of the arena, there will be plenty of foes waiting to match wits with him including Elmer Fudd, a leprechaun and Cecil Turtle. Daffy and Porky continue their misadventures from skydiving to solving the mystery of Porky’s missing pants! Fan-favorites Sylvester and Tweety along with Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner also come along for the ride in these ten all-new animated episodes. It’s an all-new year with all-new Looney!
January 22:
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Painting With John, Series Premiere (HBO)
January 23:
Don’t Let Go, 2019 (HBO)
Person of Interest
January 24:
Euphoria Special Episode Part 2: F*ck Anyone Who’s Not a Sea Blob, Special Episode Premiere (HBO)
January 26:
Babylon 5
Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel (HBO)
January 29:
¡Animo Juventud! (Aka Go Youth!), 2021 (HBO)
The Little Things
Academy Award winners Denzel Washington, Rami Malek and Jared Leto star in John Lee Hancock’s suspenseful psychological thriller “The Little Things” about two California sheriffs and their growing obsession with a suspect while embroiled in the search for a killer targeting women.
What I Like About You
January 30:
The Mummy, 1999 (HBO)
The Mummy Returns, 2001 (HBO)
Pushing Daisies
The Scorpion King, 2002 (HBO)
January 31:
Axios, Season 4 Premiere (HBO)
LAST CHANCE TO CATCH: SELECT TITLES LEAVING HBO MAX IN JANUARY
January 7:
War Dogs, 2016 (HBO)
January 24:
Wonder Woman 1984, 2020
January 31:
Ad Astra, 2019
After Hours, 1985 (HBO)
Akeelah And The Bee, 2006 (HBO)
All Is Bright, 2013
America, America, 1964
Anchors Aweigh, 1945
The Arrangement, 1969
Bee Season, 2005 (HBO)
Before Sunrise, 1995 (HBO)
Before Sunset, 2004 (HBO)
Best Laid Plans, 1999 (HBO)
Bigger Than The Sky, 2005 (HBO)
Blade II, 2002
Blade, 1998
Blood Simple, 1984 (HBO)
Bridge To Terabithia, 2007 (HBO)
Bright Lights, Big City, 1988 (HBO)
The Change-Up, 2011 (HBO)
The Children, 2009
A Christmas Carol, 1938
Crash, 2005 (Director’s Cut) (HBO)
David Copperfield, 1935
Days After Your Departure, 2019 (HBO)
Enemy Of The State, 1998 (HBO)
Everybody’s All-American, 1988 (HBO)
Father’s Day, 1997 (HBO)
Friday Night Lights, 2004 (HBO)
Get On Up, 2014 (HBO)
Guys And Dolls, 1955
High Society, 1956
Jeepers Creepers 2, 2003 (HBO)
Jeepers Creepers, 2001 (HBO)
Leprechaun 2, 1994 (HBO)
Leprechaun, 1993 (HBO)
Magnolia, 1999 (HBO)
The Man With The Golden Arm, 1955
Mars Attacks!, 1996
Martha Marcy May Marlene, 2011 (HBO)
Martin Lawrence You So Crazy, 1994 (HBO)
New Year’s Eve, 2011 (HBO)
Ocean’s Eleven, 2001
Ocean’s Thirteen, 2007
Ocean’s Twelve, 2004
On The Town, 1949
The Pelican Brief, 1993
Planet Of The Apes, 2001 (HBO)
Risky Business, 1983
Semi-Pro, 2008
Some Came Running, 1958
Something Borrowed, 2011 (HBO)
Splendor In The Grass, 1961
Walk The Line, 2005 (Extended Version) (HBO)
When Harry Met Sally, 1989
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FEATURE: The Original Japanese Show That Gave Us Power Rangers Is the Greatest Thing in Existence
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The now popular formula of “young people morph into masked heroes to fight a Big Bad using giant robots and other sci-fi weapons” might have been popularized in the West by Power Rangers but that’s not where it started. It, of course, all goes back to Spider-Man. In the 1970s, Toei and Marvel partnered up to exchange ideas, properties, and produce a bunch of sci-fi shows together. One of them was the Japanese Spider-Man, which differed slightly from the character we know today. Nothing major. It’s just that this Spider-Man gets his powers from the blood of an alien from Planet Spider and pilots a giant mecha called Leopardon to fight Professor Monster and his evil Iron Cross Army.
Toei and Marvel also produced a bunch of the so called Super Sentai shows, the later incarnations of which took the transforming giant robot bits from Spider-Man and combined them with idea of a squad of masked heroes, which quickly became the series staple. Eventually, one Super Sentai show, Kyoryu Sentai Zyuranger (Dinosaur Squad Zyuranger), got spliced with scenes of American actors and was reworked in the US as Power Rangers, and it’s all thanks to Spider-Man. And yet, that’s still the least crazy thing about that particular show.
The Original Villain is So Much More Interesting
In Power Rangers, the alien Zordon needs the Power Rangers to fight Rita Repulsa after a bunch of astronauts stupidly free her from her Moon Prison. In Kyoryu Sentai Zyuranger, on the other hand, Rita is actually Bandora the Witch, and she is stupidly freed from an underground prison on Nemesis by astronauts that were studying the planet because it only gets close to Earth every 23 million years. How in the world would humans ever know this? Enough with your annoying questions, we have penny-farthings to fly.
After two astronauts free her, Bandora attacks Earth with Goldar (original/way better name: Grifforzer) while piloting a flying old-timey penny-farthing bike. Yeah, sure.
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On Earth, Bandora uses her magic to merge a bunch of buildings together and create her palace. Then she straight up starts blowing crap up with magic, probably killing thousands in the process. Say what you will about this villainess, she is so much more hands-on than Rita, who only ever sat on the Moon and threw her staff onto Earth like some magical (yet somehow slightly less lethal) lawn dart.
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The Original “Rangers” Are As Far From “Teenagers” As You Can Get
During the slaughter, Bandora is temporarily stopped by … a janitor. He actually turns out to be the White Magician Barza who’s been posted on Earth for millions of years, waiting in case Bandora ever came back. He more or less fills the role of Zordon on the show. He also looks like … this:
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Please take a moment to take it all in. But not too long because we still haven’t gotten to the Rangers themselves. Rather than being “five teenagers with attitude,” they are in fact part of an extinct race that evolved from dinosaurs. That’s why their “Zords” are all prehistoric beasts: each represents the animal that gave birth to each dinosaur-human nation. So the Red Ranger is literally part T-Rex. The Black Ranger is apparently evolved from wooly mammoths. Does this make the Yellow Ranger, whose Zord was the sabretooth tiger, an actual catgirl? No, no, no. It makes HIM a catboy. Because the original Yellow Ranger is a guy. His name is LITERALLY “Boi.”
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It’s why the Yellow Ranger, despite supposedly being female in the American version (played by Thuy Trang), didn’t have a skirt like the Pink Ranger. You can be sure she was a girl because when Barza woke everyone up, he made sure to add that there’s no time for the Pink Ranger to put on her make-up. But wake up from what, you ask? Ah, well … at the beginning of Kyoryu Sentai Zyuranger, the Rangers are in suspended animation, as they have been for 170 million years. The long sleep probably helped them cope with the fact that Bandora slaughtered all of their friends and families. The Red Ranger even mentions specifically how he lost his 10-year-old sister at the hands of the witch. Yeah, this series is a weird mix of wacky comedy and depressing personal trauma.
The Show Has Tons of Great Comedic Moments
The standard Rita foot soldiers, the Putty Patrollers, are first introduced as tiny, adorable little putty dolls that draw the Rangers in with their cuteness. Then when the dino-humans get close enough, they grow in size and hit them in their smiling, dumb faces.
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There is plenty of weird, quirky humor like that throughout the show. One of the most memorable Power Ranger villains was Pudgy Pig, the pig head monster in a Roman Centurion helmet. His footage is, of course, taken from Kyoryu Sentai Zyuranger, specifically from the episode where he … just torments a normal Japanese family. They almost starve to death, and that’s sad but also the stakes here are so hilariously low, the entire thing turns into a giant farce, and you cannot stop looking because it’s a giant walking pig head just being a jerk to a bunch of random people.
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Episode 9 is about the Rangers looking for a dinosaur egg. Episode 11 is about fighting a genie. Episode 12 is called “Papa's a Vampire!?” Another episode is about an elf who sucks things into a magic bottle. It’s all so tongue-in-cheek that it makes Power Rangers look SILLY because of how seriously they took what was essentially a weird kids’ show (with occasional genocide and PTSD). Watch both of them back to back and see if you agree.
Have you seen Kyoryu Sentai Zyuranger? How does it compare to Power Rangers? Let us know in the comment section!
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Guess who just finished watching season 3 of Monsuno yesterday?
This loser
Let’s get into some thoughts (spoilers obviously):
- I have never wanted to pUNCH A PERSON IN THE THROAT SO MUCH THAN CHASE SUNO. He is such a materialistic, egocentric prick (I felt like punching him after four episodes)
- JINJA ALSO DESERVES TO BE SLAPPED WHILE I’M AT IT. Just leave Bren alone
- Going onto a different point, I was thoroughly surprised that the brought back the Bookman, Grandma Future and Mr Black for a few episodes. Delighted actually (it was one of the few things that I didn’t have inadvertently spoiled)
- Holy crap they brought Turbo back from the dead for one episode and turned Poisionwing all steampunk (which actually was just a colour change)
- Meanwhile, Darkspin never appeared at all (not even for a cameo)
- me watching episode 5 in a nutshell: okay why is Emmanuel on his own? why is he being an idiot? *episode reveals shitty twist* ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I WANT TO THROW MY PHONE ACROSS THE ROOM
- also I never thought that I would see Dr Klipse get demonically possessed
- megahyper evolution? I’m still watching Monsuno right?
- The Hands of Destiny were two digits short? Where were they? Dead? Anyway, the remaining fingers were actually pretty cute as kids
- Cockney accents are still not intimidating, especially if you’re a pint-sized psychic vampire
- It was never explained why Dr Klipse and Prof. Tallis teamed up...was it? Were they pooling resources for something...?
- We never really got to see the Punk Monks much. Nor Strike Squad, for that matter it was all taken up by Chase’s ego.
- Me, at episode 10: whelp, it’s three episodes away from the season finale. There’s no way they’ll reintroduce anyone. *episode twelve happens* HOLY CRAP DOM PYRO. I see you’ve recovered from you devastating loss (and completely replaced Dragonburn)
- I also like that episode for allowing Hargrave to villain (”Tah dah”)
- They gave Hargrave an acid-spitting wyvern guys
- I didn’t mind the dino Monsunos or the alien Monsunos that Droog ex Machima and his digits were using
- So Emmanuel got locked up at the end (I’m guessing Six did too)...what about the rest of the team? I already have an idea for a fanfic
The biggest problem about this show, it seems, is the writing is terrible. Hey, they have great ideas but the execution...hoo boy.
Still, I enjoyed this train wreck of a show. Why? It’s completely and utterly ridiculous and slowly becomes more so as the show progresses. You thought children having giant monsters was crazy? Wait until you see them with robot arms. Thought fusing Monsuno with humans was a terrible idea? Get ready for the dinosaurs. Believed that things were wild with steampunk Monsunos? You’re gonna love the alien Monsunos!
But I suppose the real hell is not the season itself but the realisation that you’ve invested your time and energy into a show that ends up burning up.
You know what, I’m glad it’s over. It means now my imagination can take over...
#monsuno#spoilers#don't worry i won't be leaving the fandom anytime soon#i'm in too deep for that being a possibility
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SEVENTEEN GOING TO THE BANK
Episode Six: Seventeen visits the bank but encountered a robber.
Jeonghan: “Finally my baby dino is old enough to open his own personal bank account”
Dino: “How many times do I have to tell you hyung, I’m 18”
Jeonghan: “Hello miss, my son here would like to register his first bank account”
Dino: “I have like 3 bank accounts hyung I do not need another one”
Jun: “Are you going to start an account too Wonwoo?”
Wonwoo: “Nope, I already have one”
Jun: “Then? are you going to put money into your account?”
Wonwoo: “I don’t have any savings, I spent it all of it last week on that haircut remember?”
Jun: “Then why did you bring your bank book with you?”
Wonwoo: “Mingyu told me not to tell you”
Jun: “Mingyu?! What did the tall thing tell you!”
Wonwoo: ….
Jun: …
Wonwoo: “Okay fine. Mingyu told me to withdraw money from my account to buy him more food”
Jun: “He did what now?”
Mingyu: “I said not to tell him Wonwoo…”
Jun: “Stop using Wonwoo’s hard earned money to buy snacks! you have like 10 boxes of chips that haven’t been opened”
Mingyu: “One can never have too many snacks Jun”
Wonwoo: “So… do I withdraw the money or not?"
Jun: "No”
Mingyu: “YES!”
Jun: “Why can’t you use your own money?”
Wonwoo: “Cause he has no money in his account?”
Mingyu: “thanks a lot wonwoo”
Jun: “You don’t even have a single cent in your account?”
Mingyu: “It was well spent!”
Jun: “It was on food wasn’t it?”
*gunshots*
Robber: “Put the money in the duffel bag now, the rest of you get down and put your hands up where I can see them!”
Seungkwan: “I’m too young and fabulous to die!”
Joshua: “In the holy name I pray, please protect us dear lord”
Hoshi: *puts hands up* “Mansae-”
Robber: “Who the hell said that?! If any of you make a sound and I’ll put a bullet through your head”
DK: “Just a clarification though Mr Scary Robber, are you going to cut open my head with a scalpel and put the bullet in or-?"
The8: "Seokmin, now’s not a good time to be curious”
Robber: *puts gun at dk’s temple* “Do you want to find out?”
Woozi: “Well good riddance”
DK: “Honestly?"
Robber: "Yes, strange horse-looking boy”
The8: “Are you serious right now?”
Hoshi: “Must. Fight. Temptation. To. Dance. To. Mansae. GAHHHHH”
Scoups: “Hosh. NO”
DK: “In all honesty, I actually really want to know though” *smiles*
Robber: “Okay, I’ll grant you your wish and let you find out”
DK: “I didn’t wish for it but alrighty!”
Robber: *pulls trigger*
Scoups: "Alright! Hold up! Hold up! Sorry Mr robber-nim, please just ignore him, he’s my child and he is a little… you know” *circles finger around his head*
DK: “What does that mean?”
DK: “Are you implying that I’m crazy?!”
Scoups: “Omg Seokmin…”
Seungkwan: “Yeah Dorkyeom, he’s calling you crazy” divaboo alert
Vernon: “Not now kwan… bad timing to be sassy"
Hoshi: "Must. Contain. The. Need. To. Swing. Arms. In. The. Air.”
Seungkwan: “What? I’m just stating a fact, we were all thinking it, I’m just saying what everyone else was thinking out loud!”
Vernon: “Divaboo tone it down will ya?”
DK: “You want to know what crazy is? I’ll show you crazy!"
DK: *gets up from floor and starts doing his horse dance while screaming*
Seungkwan: "I can do better than that"
Seungkwan: *takes something from the floor as a microphone and starts singing and dancing like it’s his solo debut*
Robber: "What is this situation?"
DK: *scREAms*
Seungkwan: *starts high note battle*
Joshua: "VOCAL TEAM HIGH NOTE BATTLE!”
Jeonghan: *screams from over the counter*
Woozi: *screams a note so high that it made the robber drop his gun*
Robber: “What in god’s name was that?!”
Hoshi: “MANSAE MANSAE MANSAE YEH MANSAE MANSAE MANSAE YEHHH *does mansae choreography*
Jun: “MOVE IT HOSH! I’M IN THE CENTER!”
Jun: *hits robber in the eye as he swings his arms*
Robber: “OW!!! WHAT THE HECK THAT WAS MY EYE!!!”
Jun: “Sorry?”
Jeonghan: *giraffe mode on*
The8: *dabbing mode on* stop Minghao 2017
Dino: *Michael chanson mode on*
Wonwoo: *gives deep stare to robber*
Robber: "AHHHHH what is this noise? What is this stare… it makes me feel somewhat emotionally detached…?? it makes me reflect about the despicable life I’m living…”
Robber: “Why are so many children dancing about?! OMG are they multiplying?!?! How many are there? 10? 20? 30?!!” *collapses*
The Po-Po: “You have the right to remain silent, whatever you say may be used against you in court” *handcuffs the robber*
Robber: *still counting*
The Po-Po: “Well done kids, I don’t know how you did it, we’ve been trying to catch this robber for a year now"
Scoups: "Oh well, my kids just did whatever they usually do at home… and also in every public place known to man-kind, so don’t worry too much about it Mr Officer"
The Po-Po: "You guys make a good squad, maybe after your career ends you guys can join the police force, we’ll call you squad number 17"
Dino: "Woahhh I always wanted to be a police officer hyung! I can have guns and shoot people-” *pew pew*
Jeonghan: “No! Gun’s are too dangerous for toddlers!”
The Po-Po: “As a reward, here’s some vouchers to a buffet, please accept it and enjoy your day”
Wonwoo: “I know someone who would be very happy to accept it” *glances over at Mingyu who is currently stuffing free mints into his pockets*
Mingyu: *whispers* “Wonwoo can I borrow your pocket?”
Woozi: “I have an idea, if you want an eternal endless supply of mints, why don’t you just take that empty cardboard box there and sit in it and stay there?”
The Po-Po: “Thanks once again boys!”
Scoups: “No, I should be the one thanking you police officer, with this buffet vouchers I saved almost $130 on expenses for their food!”
The8: “Actually Sir can I have your number, I have something important to discuss with you about, it’s regarding a boy named Kim Mingy-“
Scoups: *covers Minghao’s mouth*
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Seventeen going to the Bank
Episode Six: Seventeen visits the bank but encountered a robber.
Jeonghan: "Finally my baby dino is old enough to open his own personal bank account"
Dino: "How many times do I have to tell you hyung, I'm 18"
Jeonghan: "Hello miss, my son here would like to register his first bank account"
Dino: "I have like 3 bank accounts hyung I do not need another one"
Jun: "Are you going to start an account too Wonwoo?"
Wonwoo: "Nope, I already have one"
Jun: "Then? are you going to put money into your account?"
Wonwoo: "I don't have any savings, I spent it all of it last week on that haircut remember?"
Jun: "Then why did you bring your bank book with you?"
Wonwoo: "Mingyu told me not to tell you"
Jun: "Mingyu?! What did the tall thing tell you!"
Wonwoo: ....
Jun: ...
Wonwoo: "Okay fine. Mingyu told me to withdraw money from my account to buy him more food"
Jun: "He did what now?"
Mingyu: "I said not to tell him Wonwoo..."
Jun: "Stop using Wonwoo's hard earned money to buy snacks! you have like 10 boxes of chips that haven't been opened"
Mingyu: "One can never have too many snacks Jun"
Wonwoo: "So... do I withdraw the money or not?"
Jun: "No"
Mingyu: "YES!"
Jun: "Why can't you use your own money?"
Wonwoo: "Cause he has no money in his account?"
Mingyu: "thanks a lot wonwoo"
Jun: "You don't even have a single cent in your account?"
Mingyu: "It was well spent!"
Jun: "It was on food wasn't it?"
*gunshots*
Robber: "Put the money in the duffel bag now, the rest of you get down and put your hands up where I can see them!"
Seungkwan: "I'm too young and fabulous to die!"
Joshua: "In the holy name I pray, please protect us dear lord"
Hoshi: *puts hands up* "Mansae-"
Robber: "Who the hell said that?! If any of you make a sound and I'll put a bullet through your head"
DK: "Just a clarification though Mr Scary Robber, are you going to cut open my head with a scalpel and put the bullet in or-?"
The8: "Seokmin, now's not a good time to be curious"
Robber: *puts gun at dk's temple* "Do you want to find out?"
Woozi: "Well good riddance"
DK: "Honestly?"
Robber: "Yes, strange horse-looking boy"
The8: "Are you serious right now?"
Hoshi: "Must. Fight. Temptation. To. Dance. To. Mansae. GAHHHHH"
Scoups: "Hosh. NO"
DK: "In all honesty, I actually really want to know though" *smiles*
Robber: "Okay, I'll grant you your wish and let you find out"
DK: "I didn't wish for it but alrighty!”
Robber: *pulls trigger*
Scoups: "Alright! Hold up! Hold up! Sorry Mr robber-nim, please just ignore him, he's my child and he is a little... you know" *circles finger around his head*
DK: "What does that mean?”
DK: “Are you implying that I'm crazy?!"
Scoups: “Omg Seokmin...”
Seungkwan: "Yeah Dorkyeom, he's calling you crazy" divaboo alert
Vernon: "Not now kwan... bad timing to be sassy"
Hoshi: "Must. Contain. The. Need. To. Swing. Arms. In. The. Air."
Seungkwan: "What? I'm just stating a fact, we were all thinking it, I'm just saying what everyone else was thinking out loud!"
Vernon: "Divaboo tone it down will ya?"
DK: "You want to know what crazy is? I'll show you crazy!"
DK: *gets up from floor and starts doing his horse dance while screaming*
Seungkwan: "I can do better than that"
Seungkwan: *takes something from the floor as a microphone and starts singing and dancing like it’s his solo debut*
Robber: "What is this situation?"
DK: *scREAms*
Seungkwan: *starts high note battle*
Joshua: "VOCAL TEAM HIGH NOTE BATTLE!"
Jeonghan: *screams from over the counter*
Woozi: *screams a note so high that it made the robber drop his gun*
Robber: "What in god’s name was that?!"
Hoshi: "MANSAE MANSAE MANSAE YEH MANSAE MANSAE MANSAE YEHHH *does mansae choreography*
Jun: “MOVE IT HOSH! I’M IN THE CENTER!”
Jun: *hits robber in the eye as he swings his arms*
Robber: “OW!!! WHAT THE HECK THAT WAS MY EYE!!!”
Jun: “Sorry?”
Jeonghan: *giraffe mode on*
The8: *dabbing mode on* stop Minghao 2017
Dino: *Michael chanson mode on*
Wonwoo: *gives deep stare to robber*
Robber: "AHHHHH what is this noise? What is this stare... it makes me feel somewhat emotionally detached...?? it makes me reflect about the despicable life I'm living...”
Robber: “Why are so many children dancing about?! OMG are they multiplying?!?! How many are there? 10? 20? 30?!!" *collapses*
The Po-Po: "You have the right to remain silent, whatever you say may be used against you in court" *handcuffs the robber*
Robber: *still counting*
The Po-Po: "Well done kids, I don't know how you did it, we've been trying to catch this robber for a year now"
Scoups: "Oh well, my kids just did whatever they usually do at home… and also in every public place known to man-kind, so don't worry too much about it Mr Officer"
The Po-Po: "You guys make a good squad, maybe after your career ends you guys can join the police force, we'll call you squad number 17"
Dino: "Woahhh I always wanted to be a police officer hyung! I can have guns and shoot people-" *pew pew*
Jeonghan: “No! Gun’s are too dangerous for toddlers!”
The Po-Po: "As a reward, here's some vouchers to a buffet, please accept it and enjoy your day"
Wonwoo: “I know someone who would be very happy to accept it” *glances over at Mingyu who is currently stuffing free mints into his pockets*
Mingyu: *whispers* “Wonwoo can I borrow your pocket?”
Woozi: “I have an idea, if you want an eternal endless supply of mints, why don’t you just take that empty cardboard box there and sit in it and stay there?”
The Po-Po: “Thanks once again boys!”
Scoups: “No, I should be the one thanking you police officer, with this buffet vouchers I saved almost $130 on expenses for their food!”
The8: “Actually Sir can I have your number, I have something important to discuss with you about, it’s regarding a boy named Kim Mingy-“
Scoups: *covers Minghao’s mouth*
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