Stiles: From now on we will be using code names.
Stiles: You can address me as Eagle One.
Stiles: Malia is “been there done that”.
Stiles: Lydia is “currently doing that”.
Stiles: Derek is “it happened once in a dream”.
Stiles: Scott is “if I had to pick a dude”.
Stiles: And Theo is...
Stiles: Eagle Two
Theo: Oh thank god
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theo: i have the sharpest memory here. name one thing i ever forgot.
liam: you forgot mason and corey at walmart last week and just drove off…
theo: nope. i did that on purpose. try again.
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Jackson: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-
Jackson, to Danny: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.
Theo, to Scott: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.
Corey: There are two types of people.
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Liam: Isn't it strange that we can't ride any other animals except horses? If there were no horses, humans would be fucked because we couldn't ride other animals. Like riding animals isn't a real thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.
Corey: Elephants.
Liam: Blocked.
Hayden: Camels.
Liam: Blocked in more.
Nolan: Donkeys.
Liam: Ultra blocked.
Theo: My dick.
Liam:
Liam: When
Mason: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
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