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The way they’re literally in order.

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if we’re taking the teen wolf movie as canon then what would happen if theo came back to a second movie ? imagine how liam would feel… imagine hikari being so confused when her bf follows this random dude who showed up like a puppy… i’m not giving up hope. call me delusional i’m getting my thiam endgame.

#teen wolf #liam dunbar #thiam #theo reaken

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TEEN WOLF AS SUPERNATURAL QUOTES

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Stiles: take care of her.

Scott: of course… as long as we keep moving lydia is gonna be-

Stiles:

Scott: you’re talking about the jeep.

Stiles: you tend to ride the breaks. just imagine she’s a beautiful woman. a beautiful. beautiful woman.

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Theo: oh eat me

Malia: …

Theo: no, no, no. wait, wait, wait. you actually might.

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Theo: driver pics the music, shogun shuts his cakehole.

Liam: ???

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Deaton: this is the handwriting of metatron

Liam: metatron? you’re saying a transformer wrote that?

Mason: dude- that’s megatron.

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Liam: hey we have fun, don’t we?

Theo: I have never been more stressed in my entire life.

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Liam: you haven’t exactly seen him at his best. Theo is … excitable….

Scott: he tried to kill us.

Liam: like i said… excitable.

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Malia: I can’t believe we set the kitchen on fire. we shouldn’t be allowed to cook without adult supervision.

Kira: Malia, you’re 20

Malia: No i mean an adult adult… like Lydia.

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Lydia: so i was reading the bible yesterday and-

Stiles: Jesus dies.

Lydia: …

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Derek: *showing up out of nowhere just standing there*

Stiles: Damn it, Derek! how many times do i have to tell you? it’s just creepy!

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Malia: can we just get the news without the drama?

Scott: can i get you without the flannel? no.

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Theo: do you know how disturbing it was to realise i couldn’t bring myself to kill you?

Theo: i’ve had ton of chances over the years some you don’t even know about but still…

Theo: i made my peace with it. embraced myself to say…

Theo: learned to accept that there’s just too much going on between you and i.

Liam: …

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Malia: there are no missing hellhounds. i was cuddling with one just last night.

Theo: never thought of u as a cuddler, Malia…

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Theo: how did you-

Liam: turns out rage is a good motivator.

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Scott: what do you know about dragons?

Argent: dragons? nothing.

Scott: can you make a few calls?

Argent: to who? hogwarts??

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#teen wolf #supernatural

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Liam: Sometimes I think Theo doesn't love me.

Hayden: You're kidding, right? Theo would throw himself in front of a car for you.

Liam: Theo would throw himself in front of a car for fun.

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TEEN WOLF INCORRECT QUOTES PART 1

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Liam: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it

Stiles: Just rip the bandage off.

Liam: It's Theo.

Stiles: Put the bandage back on

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Derek: I trust Scott.

Peter: You think he knows what he's doing?

Derek: I wouldn't go that far.

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Malia, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me

Lydia, pointing at her and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

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Liam: crushes are the worst. whenever i'm near mine, i start acting stupid

Theo: pfft you're always acting stupid

Liam: yeahhhh, don't think about that too hard

Theo:

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Isaac: Stiles, could you pass the salt?

Stiles: Isaac, could you pass away?

Scott (to the new pack members): This is normal.

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Liam: I'm kind of a handful

Alec: I'm also a handful

Scott: I have two hands!

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Theo and Liam: *staring into each other's eyes*

Theo: *opens soda loudly*

Liam: We're having a moment!

Theo: and I'm having a soda

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Mason: Well, you know what they say, when life gives you lemons...

Corey: Put them in a facemask

Nolan: Use them in a battery

Hayden: Throw them at people

Theo: Squirt the juice in life's eyes. Steal life's wallet and assume its identity. Now you are life and hold dominion over all. Your enemies cower at your feet.

Liam: *scared*

Mason: .... make lemonade, guys. The answer was make lemonade.

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The pack: Malia, that was highly illegal.

Malia: Oh this is so sad alexa play despacito

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Liam: We played Scrabble. It was a nightmare.

Scott: Scrabble? Scrabble's great.

Liam: Not when you're playing with Lydia, it's not. She put words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog."

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Stiles: You're only dating Liam to annoy me!

Theo: No, I'm dating Liam because I like him. Annoying you is just an added bonus.

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#teen wolf #liam dunbar #thiam #theo reaken #stiles stilinski #scott mccall #malia tate #lydia martin #mason hewitt #corey bryant #isaac lahey #mccall pack #inccorect quotes #teen wolf incorrect quotes #thiam incorrect quotes

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liam really said “he’s my responsibility” about theo and then got himself into 56 different situations where theo had to risk his life to save LIAM… girl that ain’t your responsibility that’s your bodyguard. if anything YOU are HIS responsibility.

#teen wolf #liam dunbar #theo reaken #thiam

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hi! any thiam long!fic recs? :) thank you!

hiii, lovely!! i just rec some fics to another bestie on here. so, if ur interested, i'll leave the link here for u!

i've read some fics, not much, i guess most of them are not that long, but i do read some 10k+ and here i rec some of them too

change by @tabbytabbytabby (it's a sad one, and it also has some triggers. so, please, be careful!)

flashing lights by neche (unfortunately idk their user – it also has some triggers)

hell bent by royalravens (idk the user – this has no trigger warning in the tags, but idk, it has harsh themes, so...just take care)

i just wanted to know you better (i think i got what i wanted) by @pearlspouch

your eyes like a shot of whiskey (how could i resist?) by @pearlspouch

i'm supposed to love you @purplehoodiesandleatherjackets

let me be your front line (the album) by @iwritefanfictionsometimes

paper moon by @purplehoodiesandleatherjackets

royally in love by former_princess (idk their user here)

the hot cop showdown by pattimehuman (idk their user)

the taste of T by parttimehuman (it's 8k words)

wither under the iridescent glow of the sun, moon, and stars by fallingforboys (if the user it's the same, please lmk!)

worst of you by reignwrites (idk their user – again, it has some sensitive themes)

for those of us who live at the shoreline by klli (idk their user)

handle with care by @attempted--eloquence

the strangeness in you is the strangeness in me by @eneiryu

truth or consequence by @tabbytabbytabby

wanna be a painting for all to see by jmeelee (idk their user)

what about us? by dan13la (idk their user)

whisper your gossamer truths into the shadow, maybe you'll find the answers you're searching for by fallingforboys (i'd say it might have triggers)

tough like dandelions by @equallyloyalandlethal

those i actually read, but i know there are a lot more talented people that i didn't get the chance to read yet, and eventually, i will be rec'ing too

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i love reading a thiam fic and waiting to find out if it's the "theo moves in with liam" or the "derek gives theo an apartment" kind of a fic

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scott: what are your intentions with my son?

stiles: OUR son.

scott: really!? do we have to do this right now?!

stiles: HELL YEAH WE DO YOU’RE ALWAYS UNDERMINING MY ROLE IN HIS UPBRINGING-

scott: I’M THE ONE WHO BIT HIM AND-

stiles: OH AND THAT GIVES YOU FULL CUSTODY?!

theo: you guys know that you’re not his actual parents, right?

scott & stiles: SHUT UP!

#teen wolf #liam dunbar #thiam #theo reaken #stiles stilinski #scott mccall

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real

how people think the puppy pack is

liam: the leader

mason: the brain

theo: the criminal

corey: the big softie

hayden: the baddest bitch alive

how the puppy pack really is

hayden: the leader

theo: the brain

mason: the criminal

liam: the big softie

corey: the baddest bitch alive

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Scott: You have corrupted my son.

Theo: In my defense, he was happily corrupted.

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dylan and khylin talking about the elevator scene and how theo and liam should have kissed in the finale (and then interrogating michael about his favorite thiam scene)

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i hate the writers for not giving us the angry love confession of a century. screaming and fighting then one of them yelling “because i love you!” CMON BRO THEY WERE PERFECT FOR IT AND YALL JUST LET THE OPPORTUNITY PASS BY-??-?:?. HELLO???? stupid. they are the definition of an angry love confession couple. so. stupid.

#teen wolf #liam dunbar #thiam #theo reaken

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liam: you know what would be sexy?

theo: what?

liam: eating food off each other.

theo: you didn’t do the dishes.

liam: i did not.

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teen wolf characters as text posts part 3:

#teen wolf #thiam #theo reaken #liam dunbar #stiles stilinski

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teen wolf characters as text posts part 2:

#teen wolf #thiam #liam dunbar #theo reaken #stiles stilinski