#Clyde’s sister
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ok so y’all seemed to like the first part of the Fairly Odd Parents AU so here’s more characters!!
Tolkien and Jimmy are AJ and Chester!! They’re Clyde’s best (and only) friends at school! As I was making this au I realized how oddly well Tolkien and Jimmy actually match AJ and Chester character wise, so not much has to be changed for them honestly. Meanwhile I needed a character to be Vicky so I figured “hey Clyde has a sister doesn’t he?” so boom there she is.
more in depth character descriptions under the cut for those who want them!
Tolkien is the smart rich kid who tries and generally fails to talk sense into Jimmy and Clyde, and is the only one of the three with any brain cells. Also probably the only neurotypical one of the three. He’s also the only one in school who will point out when stuff randomly changes, usually in benefit of Clyde. Like, he’s the one who always notices when Clyde suddenly has a new super expensive looking bike, or he’s suddenly the most popular guy in school for like 3 days before everything just goes back to how it was for no reason. Tolkien is the only one who notices and is concerned with this.
These changes are obviously Clyde making wishes, and it scares Tweek that Tolkien will eventually figure out that Clyde has fairy god parents. Tweek wants to wipe Tolkien’s memory every time he notices a spell, but Clyde and Craig stop him. Craig thinks it’s hilarious because in all his time being a godparent, no godkid’s friends have ever noticed anything wrong until Tolkien, so he’s automatically Craig’s second favorite human (second to Clyde).
He rewards Tolkien for this by letting him be the only human that can hold or play with him when he’s in his pet form (like how Cosmo and Wanda become goldfish, Craig is a guinea pig) without getting bit when the trio hangs out at Clyde’s house.
Jimmy, for the sake of this au, will not be as dirt poor as Chester is in the actual show cause idk what good that does for this au lol. Otherwise Jimmy is the wisecracking friend who has a good heart and pure intentions most of the time but covers it with crude humor and kinda offensive jokes. Also he sucks at reading a room (me coded) and can never tell when his comedic genius won’t be appreciated (the deleted scene of him making a joke about Clyde killing his mom to Clyde like the day after it happened lives in my head rent free it’s so funny) His hair is also wavy cause I said so and that’s just how I like to draw Jimmy, i do what i want.
Also, just like how Tolkien is Craig’s second favorite human, Jimmy is Tweek’s. Most of the time when Jimmy cracks a joke, even if it’s a supremely unfunny one, Tweek laughs at it. Tweek’s pet form is a parrot, so that means if he’s chilling as an animal he can still talk and laugh. Jimmy thinks it’s hilarious that Clyde’s bird finds him so funny and Jimmy will frequently go to Clyde’s house to write and test out new comedy routines for Tweek because he’s “such a terrific audience.” Craig kinda hates it but won’t object because Tweek genuinely enjoys it.
Clyde and Craig don’t understand how Tweek finds Jimmy genuinely funny all the time, but it’s literally only because Tweek has spent the majority of his life around Craig, who is incredibly blunt, sarcastic to a fault, and so unfunny it hurts. Craig is only ever funny by being overtly honest when he doesn’t need to be (autism moment), and couldn’t make a normal joke if his life depended on it (if i may remind anyone of the Craig clip: “i got a good one: why do girls wear makeup and perfume? because they’re ugly and they stink” this man would not know a joke if it punched him in the face)
Lizzie is Clyde’s older sister. Shes a good bit older than him, Clyde being around 15 years old and her being around 22. She’s a massive bitch and has always been mean to Clyde, but it got worse once their mom died and she blamed it on Clyde (Betsy died the same way in canon as in this au, so it is kinda Clyde’s fault but still, he was 8). Luckily with her being way older than Clyde, she lives at college, but he has to deal with her whenever she goes home and during her school’s breaks. She takes Vicky’s role in this au so even if she isn’t an evil babysitter, she acts similarly to Clyde as Vicky does to Timmy.
She’s one of the reasons Clyde even gets god parents: abusive older sister, dead mom who’s death was because of him, crazy teacher (Garrison is his own level of traumatizing just as he is in the canon of the show but i haven’t decided if i wanted him to be exactly like Crocker yet), and Roger (Clyde’s dad) is ok but he’s kinda neglectful cause he’s mourning his wife and has to work double to support his kids now that Betsy is dead.
#south park#south park fanart#south park au#cyn art#south park art#fairly odd parents sp au#<- idk what tag to use for now#clyde donovan#clyde’s sister#tolkien black#token black#jimmy valmer#sp clyde#clyde sp#tolkien sp#sp tolkien#sp token#jimmy sp#sp jimmy
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The Tuckers and the Donovans
Bases by:
#south park#fanart#south park fanart#cat-ified designs#craig tucker#laura tucker#tricia tucker#thomas tucker#clyde donovan#Betsy Donovan#Clyde’s sister
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Me when “I Can’t Decide” fits general Clyde:
Me when “I Can’t Decide” fits Sitcom au!Clyde even better somehow:
#i should relisten to it again but from the lyrics i have memorized IT DOES IT FUCKING DOES WHAT THE FUCK#doai sitcom au#music#scissor sisters#dreams of an insomniac#doai clyde#gif#my stuffs
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You know what would be so cute? Reader being Clyde’s unnamed sister! Because we know NOTHING about her! Can we get some headcanons about them maybe? Thaaaaanks baby!! I am loving your stuff!! 💋💖
Fuck dude that's such a great request! I am was so excited to do this one! Doing a request that's platonic love is so rare! Hope you like it babes!
Warning: Talk of suicide, Strong Language, Clyde being an absolute dork!
⚠️ Note: Listen there's a little talk of transphobia in the last half of this request. It's not Clyde but his dad. I want you to feel comfortable and safe reading this, if you're not do not read the last half! ⚠️
Pairings: None! Reader is Clyde's sister
> Oh boy being Clyde's sister in a world where most of the guys in South Park are fucking stupid
> So when you come along all small and wrapped up in those soft hospital blankets
> Little Clyde knows he's gotta keep you safe.
> Kids are fucking mean, they know your insecurities before you do!
> Growing up Clyde's always been just a smidge overprotective
》He's not controlling just... careful? He needs to know you'll be alright
> Because let's be real for a second, he's not a fighter. Clyde Donovan cannot fight
> He's more of a "lover", maybe it's me but I've always seen the little dude to be a charmer, a little guy.
》You gonna have beef with him he's just a little dude?
> So if he can prevent you from being targeted in anyway he'll do it.
> So of course that means his friends become yours.
> "Meet your older brothers, no you don't get a say in it sit down!"
> Tweek, Craig, Jimmy, and Tolkien are your little family now. They all have their rolls.
》Gee, how come your dad let's you have five brothers?
> And the best part of this is that Craig came with a free sister too!
> You and Tricia get along so well! First bonding over how annoying your brothers can be, then it was little things like TV shows and games.
> Now when Clyde's little, "surround you by the only people he can trust and keep you safe" plan goes well, he can focus on annoying the shit out of you
》His absolute favorite thing to do is come into your room and just dance. He'll have his hands in his pocket, wearing whatever comfy clothes he has on and just start stepping side to side. If you ask what he's doing, he'll give you nothing. You get a bored expression and just him in your doorway dancing.
"Clyde? What are you doing? I'm busy playing games with Trish!" You hiss at him looking up from your Switch.
Clyde says nothing, of course he doesn't. That would ruin the bit. He just keeps bobbing side to side, taking a step closer to you only to step back. You know your glares do nothing but encourage him, but God damn it you wish he'd at least tell you why he's being annoying.
"Stop it! Get out of my room! You're so annoying!"
Ah typical sibling spats. It was a normal thing to do, but if asked you'd have no answer why he made you so mad. Why that little dance in your doorway pissed you off. Maybe it was because it was distracting? Maybe because he didn't ask to come in he just fucking smooth criminals his way in like it's something to do! Maybe it's because he's Clyde and he had a punchable face!
Clyde left your room with bruises on his arm that night. Immediately running down to tell your dad! You had to run after him and try to stop him, promises of doing his chores tomorrow if he didn't tell.
> Yeah it's hard to tell who the older sibling is sometimes
> The best thing to come out of Clyde's friends was Craig and Tweek teaching you to fight
> They remember the last time Clyde even tried to throw a punch and nearly broke his thumb
》Someone has to protect that idiot when they're not around
> You all agree Clyde may be an idiot, but he's you guy's idiot!
> That's not to say Jimmy and Tolkien aren't great!
> Jimmy is your gaming buddy when Tricia is busy!
》Dude had a dedicated Minecraft server for just you two. You're on hard-core survival mode.
> It's weird too because Jimmy just knows when you're upset or sad.
》He's not the best at giving advice but he's there for a laugh and he won't stop until you smile
> Which can land him in hot water sometimes but it's worth it if he knows he's helped you
> Tolkien knows when you're upset too, they both have this sixth sense.
》It's so strange because they don't have siblings, they live alone with their parents.
> Tolkien on the other hand seems to know exactly what to say and the greatest advice to give.
> If you're mad at Clyde for something, Tolkien just listens to you rant and rave about him.
"I swear he's such a pig sometimes! Who leaves their clothes lying around like that?! Does he think I'm his maid?!" You're stomping back and forth in the living room, whatever show playing on the TV is a distant thought.
Tolkien just watches you with a small smile on his face, he's messing with a little Rubik's cube half-ass solving it. He nods along with your complaints, he knows. He plays football with Clyde and has seen the way the man keeps his locker.
"You've got maids right Tolkien? How much does your family pay them?"
"Uhh..." The question catches him off guard at first, he's about to answer when you cut him off again.
"I'm gonna start charging Clyde that! Everytime I have to clean up after him, I'm gonna be like that's five percent from your paycheck dick!"
Tolkien shook his head in response. When you looked over and uncrossed your arms he almost chuckled at the betrayed look you cast him.
"Ten percent, don't settle for less."
Your grin widened and you nodded at him. Such sage wisdom. Tolkien was your favorite!
> Yeah no one is on Clyde’s side if you argue.
》 R.I.P sweet boy
> That being said Clyde is always there for you
>I mean always. He does everything in his power to make sure you're alright.
> That means physically, mentally, any of it.
> If you're sick, Clyde is right there beside you to help you feel better.
》He's complaining about it and picking on you because "Haha your nose is red and you look like throw up had a baby."
> He learned how to cook after you guy's mom passed. Someone had to since your dad is always working or at the bar.
> That's another thing. Mom
> He still hasn't forgiven himself for driving her to suicide. He believes it'd his fault, even if you have reassured him a thousand times over.
"It wasn't your fault, you can't keep blaming yourself. She wouldn't want you to." Your arms wrap around him and pull him into a tight hug.
Clyde let's out a little sigh and rests his chin on your head. He's heard this too many times now, he's starting to lose track the amount of times you've had to say it. He slowly wraps his arms around you and his shoulders slump forward.
You smile a little, it was progress. When he first got like this he would freeze and shut down. Just staring out into the void with those dead colored eyes. Just muttering how it was his fault she died.
You were too young to know what really happened. Clyde and Dad won't really go into it, but you know Clyde would never do something to purposely hurt someone. Much less your own mother.
"We still have da-"
"Each other. We still have each other and mom would want us to stay together, I know." He cuts you off and ruffles your hair, the smile across his lips don't reach his eyes. They never do.
You know in your heart you'll never be able to fix the pain your brother feels over losing mom. The rift it put between him and dad, but you'd never allow him to go to the deep end. You loved your brother and you want him with you always.
> And don't think for a moment it's just you comforting Clyde, he's right there for you if you ever need to talk.
> If talking isn't your style, then he takes you out. You go all over town trying to find something to do.
> Maybe it's the park, maybe it's sneaking into the movie theater, maybe it's throwing rocks across the pond, maybe it's him dropping you off at your friends house.
》Clyde nearly lost his shit when he found out you were friends with one of the goth kids.
> Firkle that little shit
> You shut him down about that immediately, reminding him of his need to flirt with every woman
> All in all Clyde is your typical dorky brother, the kind that definitely plays pranks on you and does things to get under your skin.
> But he loves you, so much. You're his precious little sister and when he's not getting into trouble with his friends he's happy to be with you.
> Now hold on before we wrap this up let's talk about something important.
"Hey um Clyde...can I...talk to you about something?" You're in his door way, meekly shifting from one foot to the other.
Clyde raises a brow at you from his bed, his arm tucked under his head to prop his head up.
"Uh...sure? What's wrong, did you get in trouble with dad again?" He asks tossing his phone to the side.
"Kinda? He scolded me again." Your voice is a soft whimper as you try not to cry, padding across the room towards him and his bed.
Clyde's lips press into a thin line, he doesn't even realize his eyes are narrowed into the ground as he listens to you. "He caught you wearing mom's skirt again."
"Yeah. Says it's not right for a boy to be wearing his mom's clothes."
He watches you crawl into bed to sit next to him, you immediately go for his coat the red one he's always sporting around. He lets you, its one of your favorite things to steal.
"Ignore dad. He's just being an ass, you can wear whatever you want!"
There's a silence that falls over you two as you trace the blocky words on his coat. Until you finally speak up, choking back another sob. "Am I wrong because I want to be a girl? Do you think there's something wrong with me Clyde?"
"What?!" He exclaims maybe a little louder than he should.
He sits up and gives you his full attention now, his brown eyes staring you down. For a minute you think he's angry too, you think he's going to scold you like dad. But when you see how soft his the brown in his eyes are, it melts away. He pulls you into a tight hug, wrapping you up in his jacket.
"No way! There's nothing wrong with you! If you wanna be a girl, be a girl! If you feel comfortable in skirts and dresses then wear 'em! If you wanna be a girl who only wears dude clothes then do that too! But don't you ever say you're wrong for wanting to do that!" His voice is steady, there's no playful tone behind it like there usually is. He's being serious, Clyde Donovan is more serious than he's ever been in his life. You don't know what to say, don't know how to respond so you just sit there with your head laying against his shoulder.
"Look, I'm not a smart guy. I don't think I'll ever really understand. But I do know this, you're my sibling. My annoying little shit of a sibling. And whatever you identify as, will not take away how annoying you are. Or how much I love you. So be patient with me, but I'll start calling you sister in front of that old dick." You giggle a little when he calls your dad a dick. You wipe the tears from your eyes and nod at him with a smile. It's only then that he smiles back and pets the top of your head. A horrible habit he's had since you first learned to talk, was ruffling your hair.
"Thanks Clyde...you're the best. Sometimes."
"All the times."
"Don't push it."
"All of 'em. I'm the coolest brother in South Park. I'm telling everyone my sister thinks I'm the coolest."
> So yeah it doesn't matter what you identify as he loves you
》 If some day down the road you wanna be his brother again, cool. If you don't want to be neither, awesome. If you're both, whoa that's amazing!
> Clyde Donovan loves his sibling!
#south park#reader insert#sp fanfiction#south park fanfiction#requests fuel me!!#this one just felt so good#to write#i am so happy#at how this one came out#first time doing#headcanon#south park x reader#clyde donovan#sister!reader#not romantic#don't be fucking weird#apple-butter-tea#i hope you like it#thanks for the request!#clyde donovan is a good brother#a good dude#baby boy!#We're going back to spicy territory ya'll#get ya bibles ready#its sinnin' time#shhh its a secret
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Have you ever drawn Clydes older sister (that wasnt mentioned ever again-)
no, I didn’t, but it was on my mind, like a million other thoughts of mine that I can’t do in any way
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Not to be a vampire apologist but I too would be pretty pissed if a bunch of kids broke into my home, killed my brother whilst he was sleeping and then kidnapped my sister(?) and youngest brother. Might wanna cheeky bit of vengeance y'know?
#I honestly don't know if Star's supposed to be David's sister or girlfriend#but all the boys are implied to be like brothers so i'm going down the sister route#and yeah ik Star and Laddie didn't wanna be there (Star didn't at least) but the attack did seemed to be mainly provoked by Marko's death#given David presumably didn't know Star and Laddie were gone straightaway but he swore to go after the Frogs and Sam right after Marko died#the lost boys#clyde rambles
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Sister Time by Clyde Caldwell
#sister time#clyde caldwell#painting#art#illustration#scifi#sf#scifi art#science fiction#sf art#science fiction art
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Ghost Quartet 🤝 The Hazards of Love
#ghost quartet#the hazards of love#hazards of love#dave malloy#the decemberists#THERE ARE A LOT OF SIMILARITIES#Also astounding that as far as I know there isn't a tam lin equivalent#bc ghost quartet is twa sisters and hazards is Clyde waters#both expanded and with other elements#but yeah#also I know Ghost Quartet is a song cycle but what is a concept album if not a song cycle with a less fancy name‽#malloysicals#this was inspired by me listening to fathers and sons and Bad Men and being like 'huh it's got some similarities to rakes song'
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Since we asked the millers about their favourite soups
What's the other casts soup preferences?
Donna, Mildred, Patricia, Sister Mary? The others? Everyone?
this was a lot harder to decide than I thought it would be
Donna's is butternut squash soup
Mildred likes alphabet soup (he likes to "read" it, which is him just looking at incoherent scrambles of letters and making shit up)
Patricia likes chicken noodle
Sister Mary likes italian wedding soup
Clyde dosen't like soup
#dsaf#dsaf ask blog#ask blog#hgimtr#dsaf au#dsaf oc#dsaf donna#dsaf mildred#dsaf dave#dsaf patricia#dsaf sister mary#dsaf clyde
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1. Cally's War - ©2004, 2022 Clyde Caldwell All Rights Reserved
Size: 16 3/4″ X 26 1/2″
Medium: Oils
Date: 2004
Publication: Baen hardback cover for the book by John Ringo and Julie Cochrane.
This painting is not for sale.
2. Sister Time - ©2007, 2022 Clyde Caldwell All Rights Reserved
Size: 16 1/2″ X 26″
Medium: Oils
Date: 2007
Publication: Baen hardback book cover for Sister Time by John Ringo & Julie Cochrane.
This painting has been sold.
#clyde caldwell#science fiction#sci fi#science fiction art#sci fi art#women of sci fi#women of science fiction#fantasy illustrator#fantasy artist#fantasy artists#cally's war#sister time#oil paints#oil painting#john ringo#julie cochrane#book cover art#novel cover art#00's art#baen hardback books#baen hardback novels#sci fi illustrator#science fiction illustrator#women with guns
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I hope I'm not just a mutual to you but a mutual who knows a lot about the Barrow gang
#once i finish Ralph Fults' book i wanna read Fugutives#which is the book written by both clyde's sister and bonnie's sister
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"C'mere, pal. Lemme tell ya somethin'." Clyde approached the undead greninja, grabbing him firmly by the shoulders and let out an annoyed snarl.
"You keep runnin' your mouth and I'm gonna fuck your face up worse than that lizard bitch did, you got that?"
( @bunch-of-frogs & @pokemonmercenaryspies )
[Beast is in the bar, feel free to approach her, though she's not always available]
#Clyde asks#bunch-of-frogs#pokemonmercnaryspies#Anester#Ermac#Clyde#Beast#other sisters are obviously away#also yes hi I'm not dead 8')
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This cat is so so dumb, a little fool creature.
But I love her so much she means everything to me💖💖💖
#i don't like to play favourites with my pets but Pearl has made it very clear I'm her best friend🥺#i love her sister Dinah too but Dinah prefers my mum#clyde's cats#clyde rambles#cat
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“No, I’m not a snack at all, look, baby, I’m a whole meal,
Honey, you ain’t being slick, don’t you dare try to cop a feel,
The juice ain’t worth a squeeze if the juice don’t look like this,
(Like this! like this!)
Hold up, baby please, don’t make me have to take your-
(How I roll)
If I’m shining, everybody gonna shine,
(Yeah, I’m goals)
I was born like this, don’t even gotta try,
(Now you know)
I’m like chardonnay, get better over time,
(So you know)
Heard you say I’m not the baddest chick, you lie,
It ain’t my fault that I’m out here, getting loose,
Gotta blame it on the goose,
Gotta blame it on my juice, baby,
It ain’t my fault that I’m out here making news,
I’m the pudding in the proof,
Gotta blame it on my juice,
(Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee)
Blame it on my juice, blame it, blame it on my juice,
(Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee)
Blame it on my juice, blame it, blame it on my juice,”
Bonnie belongs to @abyssnighthawk
#hello babes been a bit I'm not sure how long#I got things for my girlfriend I gotta get on but I finished something! peafowl sisters!#I don't really just browse my socials unless it's like discord#so I don't really login unless I have something to post sorry about things I miss#contact me on discord if you need me! and in the meantime have some girls#hazbin hotel#fan characters#bonnie#clyde
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Moulin Rouge! - Abla Alaoui (she/her) as Satine, requested by anon
Birthday: September 30, 1990 (age 32)
Birth Place: Bad Soden, Germany
Theatre credits include: Sophie Sheridan (Mamma Mia!), Esmeralda (The Hunchback of Notre Dame), Sister Mary Robert (Sister Act), Ellen Scott (Miss Saigon), Betty Schaefer (Sunset Boulevard), Bonnie Parker (Bonnie and Clyde)
(Pictured on the right is Courtney Reed, who is currently playing the role in the US tour production)
Credits: Unknown, Matthew Murphy
#moulin rouge#mamma mia#the hunchback of notre dame#sister act#miss Saigon#sunset boulevard#bonnie and clyde the musical#abla alaoui#satine#sophie sheridan#esmeralda#sister mary robert#mary robert#ellen scott#betty schaefer#bonnie parker
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kachow? kachow.
#maybe kachow can be our always#my cats#Bonnie and Clyde the cats#ft basil and willow my sisters cats
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