went to a work Christmas party where I didn't know anyone except the person who invited me, who was talking to her boss so I just kinda hid on a couch in the corner
And there was a TIF sitting nearby who asked about my shirt - I said "It's from a TV show from the 70s, super dated now but I loved it as a kid so my partner bought me the vintage shirt"
And this fucking person IMMEDIATELY unlocks their phone and starts searching up any "drama" or "problematic" aspects (it's a show from the 70s, there are. So. many) and begins to LIST them to me in this "how COULD you support this" voice
And I'm just chilling like "well this is fun, got into an unintentional purity spiral of judgement from this fucking dweeb" and my friend comes over and immediately clocks the situation and drags me out of there before I start some shit on this idiot child
And like, how do you fucking live on this earth while being like this. How do you move through your day-to-day without collapsing. Like you had *no idea* that this shirt or this show existed, and you went and looked it up *just* so you could give me shit? Do you have *any* friends? Is this why you were sitting alone in the corner at your OWN work Christmas party? Because you have approximately zero social skills? Because you think a great way to connect with total strangers is to give them a lecture?
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Drifters White Christmas erasure (and I’m a Christmas music hater)
no no, you're right. unfortunately i can't listen to it in any other context other than it's inclusion in home alone (1990) because i'm under oath that the only song i can listen to with full consent in the month of december is wham!'s last christmas.
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The real reason Home Alones 3+ never involved Kevin was that in Home Alone 2, as opposed to the first one, this time he left his name and hometown with the evidence for the police, and as we see with Mr. Dunkin being able to find him and have a bunch of toys delivered to the hotel room literally overnight, he had to have asked the police about it, and they basically immediately knew who Kevin was
Which means, they definitely ended up having to talk to his parents, because Kevin was an eyewitness to Marv and Harry's crimes, and also was literally threatened with and almost murdered
So he at the very least would have been questioned by the police, if not required to be in court, and his patents would have to be involved, which means his family is finding out what happened
The response to this is that on any subsequent trips, they are handcuffing Kevin to Peter, Kate, or both, and no one makes any moves without knowing where he is at all times, so he simply Does Not get the opportunity again
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me as a kid: haha birthdays are so silly, i wouldn't want a party i would hate to have to cleanup afterwards!!
me as an adult: if i stepped into any room full of people who thought my existence was inherently worth celebrating i would immediately curl up and cry hysterically about it
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I so don't want to go to the NYE party but I also don't want to let down my friend who's organising 😔
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just had a hysterical breakdown at the thought of chenford showing up at a christmas party with lucy cradling their newborn daughter while going around and giving everyone hugs, and tim trailing behind her with a locked and loaded dipar bag. 😭😭😭💗💗
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Hope everyone had a great holiday :)
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i'm in the trenches (early stages of a cold + first day of period) only a miracle (ibuprofen) can save me now
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"Well having a birthday so close to Christmas means that you get DOUBLE the presents!!" Have any of u actually talked to a person with a December birthday because I promise u that's not usually how it goes
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I miss when I looked forward to November and December. Now all I feel is anxious and stressed. Christmas is canceled I'm not doing all that this year. Just put me in a coma until January.
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