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kenskitchen · 7 months

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I made this for the sole purpose of making the “shes’s defrosting yaay” people confused and disappointed

#weird al yankovic #weird al #Christmas at ground zero #mariah carey #all i want for christmas is you #but I made it better /j

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kirkklan2 · 6 months

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255 - "Christmas at Ground Zero"

#ArtEveryday #art #art every day #weird al #weird al yankovic #Christmas at ground zero #polka party!#I still like the story behind this song #Spotify

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snowysobsessions · 6 months

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[Church bells] [Jingle bells] [Horse hooves clopping] [Cartoon sound of something falling]

[Atom bomb explosion]

[Funky saxophone] [Choir singing] [Jingle bells] [Cheery piano]

It's Christmas at ground zero 🎄☢️🎅 there's music in the air 🎶🎵 the sleigh bells are ringin' 🔔🔔🔔 and the carollers are singin' 📖🎶 while the air raid sirens blare 🚨☢️🚨

It's Christmas at ground zero 🎄☢️🎅 the b u t t o n has been pressed 🙈👇🔴 the raDIOOOO just let us know 📻🗣 that t h i s i s n o t a t e s t ! 😮🙀😱

Everywhere the atom bombs are droppin' 🏚💥🏥 [🎷] it's the end of all humanity 💀🪦☢️ no more time for last-minute shoppin' 🙅💸🎁 [🎷] it's time to face your final destiny! 😳💦

It's Christmas at ground zero 🎄☢️🎅 there's panic in the crowd 😱🏃🤪 we can dodge debris 👈👉👇 while we trim the tree ✂️🎄 underneath the mushroom cloud ☢️🍄🔥

[Funky Christmas music] [Air raid sirens]

You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop 🦌🔔🛷 [🎷] or Jack Frost on your windowsill ☃️❄️🌨 but if someone's climbing down your chimney... 🤫😮⁉️ [🎷] you better load your gun and shoot to kill! 💀🔫🫡

Oh, it's Christmas at ground zero 🎄☢️🎅 and if the radiation level's okaayy ☢️✅⚛️ I'll go out with yoouu 💑🌲❤️ and see all the neeww 🎊😮‼️ MUUtations on New Year's Day 🫠😈🍾

It's Christmas at ground zero! 🎄☢️🎅 just SECONDS left to go!! 🕚😱⏰ I'll duck and cover 🦆🙉🙈 with my yuletide lover ❤️💑🥰 underneath the mistletoe 🎄😘💋

It's Christmas at ground zero! 🎄☢️🎅 now the missiles are on their way! 😮🙀😱 what a crazy fluke!! 🤪😬🤷 we're gonna get nuked! 💀🪦☢️ on this jolly holiday! 🎄🎁⛄️

WHAT A CRAZY FLUKE! 🤪🤪🤪 WE'RE GONNA GET NUKED! ☢️☢️☢️☢️⚛️⚛️ ON THIS JOOOOLLLLYYYYY HOOOOOLLLIDAAAYYYYY!! 🎄🎄🎄🎄

[Music fades away]

[Air raid siren]

#weird al yankovic #polka party!#christmas at ground zero #christmas #shitposting

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thehorrorkid17 · 6 months

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