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superherogohan · 8 months
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based on real chat events
bonus:
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alonglistofbirds · 2 months
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[2789/11080] Crimson chat - Epthianura tricolor
Order: Passeriformes Suborder: Passeri Superfamily: Meliphagoidea Family: Meliphagidae (honeyeaters)
Photo credit: Leslie George via Macaulay Library
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strawberrystepmom · 7 months
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you learn sign language to communicate with toge when you get word he’s going to be in your class and on his first day you sign hello and he pulls his phone out of his pocket to text you instead with the most flat expression on his face
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ennaakat · 1 year
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skyyxlite · 5 months
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hi guys look at my babygirl (the fusion of two middle aged men that has a combined 30 minutes of screen time)
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zeb-z · 7 months
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pac trying to cheer up tubbo about the fact his mini me killed his by showing him the new mangled federation body, then telling him to pose and smile so he can take a photo, all while taylor swift plays in the background, like yeah that’s pac alright
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invalidname19 · 8 months
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The Porsche engineers knew exactly what their objective was 🗣️
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princessbrunette · 1 month
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jj and kitty are constantly quoting vine together you cannot even change my mind
nah they are quoting tiktoks. vine is not as funny as everyone pretended it was im saurry …… </3
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spicybees · 3 months
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I am so glad they skipped Gen 5 I am not even kidding
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nepturi · 2 months
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hi chat what are we thinking
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alonglistofbirds · 2 months
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[2829/11080] Crowned chat-tyrant - Silvicultrix frontalis
Order: Passeriformes Suborder: Tyranni Family: Tyrannidae (tyrant flycatchers)
Photo credit: Marky Mutchler via Macaulay Library
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spilledbeans116 · 2 months
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Asking the important questions:
Why is there no DBZ dating sim where I can date the MEN !!!
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roxyandelsewhere · 1 year
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Started doing "Stamps from A to Z" on twitter with my silly liddol stamps collection and you know what? Gonna do it here too because why not. Let's see if I can do the whole alphabet
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Angola/Amblygonocarpus obtusangulus (1983)
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Apocalypse of Lorvão (1975)
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(it's one of the illustrations done for Commentary on the Apocalypse in the 12th century illuminated manuscript Apocalypse of Lorvão, made by a monk in the monastery of Lorvão in Portugal, pretty cool actually)
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I would love to see the chaos of the GVF groupchat
New York Runaway
Words: 800
Warnings: language, mention of adult toys and drug use
Synopsis: The GVF group chat blows up after Sam disappears to New York
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swaggy waggy
ummmmm Sam? 
I just opened IG
what the hell are you doing
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
🤠🤪🍎
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
WHAT IS IG 
swaggy waggy
Instagram Josh 
Sam what are you doing in New York
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
bestie
chill 
swaggy waggy
Sam…
when the hell did you fly out there???
I literally saw you last night
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
🤭
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
SAM IF YOUR GOING TO NWE YORKE FOR THE PIZZA DONT ITS NOT WORTH IT 
Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka
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knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
I’m in a silly goofy mood
taking in the sights 
not stepping in human shit on the subway 
looking at dildo bongs 
y’all want anything
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
HOW BIG ARE DILDOE BONGS
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
Birbs 
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I bet my birks these fuckers are drones
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
SAM FOCUS THE DILDO BONGES HOW BIG ARE THEY
swaggy waggy
Josh 
Why is that important right now 
Sam quit being cryptic 
I’m stressed 
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
calm ur tits daniel 
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overpriced nuts lol 
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
I WILL TAKE NEW YORK NUTS GET ME CASHEWS 
Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka
I want a license plate with my name on it 
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
are you gonna pay me back for it 
Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka
Jake or Jacob will do 
swaggy waggy
What about #1 grandpa 
Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka
No 
Jake or Jacob 
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
The bagels here are 💯
swaggy waggy
I wish you had asked me to come with you :( 
I wanna go to NY 
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
BUY A PLAIN TICKET CHEEPASS
swaggy waggy
swaggy waggy disliked “BUY A PLAIN TICKET CHEEPASS”
Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka
Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka liked “swaggy waggy disliked “BUY A PLAIN TICKET CHEEPASS””
swaggy waggy
You guys are killing me 
Why are you posting everything on IG 
And an exciting announcement??
wtf
Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka
Are you finally leaving the band sam 
is broadway calling your name
swaggy waggy
He would thrive in the book of mormon 
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
MUSICAL THEATRE IS MY THING NO COPYING 
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
broadway??? why the hell would i do that
I’m living my legend 
swaggy waggy
Are you gonna give me any answers sam 
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
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swaggy waggy
I’ll take that as a no
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
YOU’RE MOUSTASHE LOOKS GOOD SAM VERY NICE 
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knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃 liked “YOU’RE MOUSTASHE LOOKS GOOD SAM VERY NICE”
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
DID YOU GET MY NUTS 
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
no lol 
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
MOTHERFUKCER 
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
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swaggy waggy
oh my god 
Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka
I said Jake or Jacob 
swaggy waggy
JACK
Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka
Count your days sam 
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
🤭
Swaggy waggy set Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka’s nickname to Jack 
Jack 
This is my personal hell 
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
SAM YOU GOT THE WRONG ONE FOR JACK
FUCK 
JAKE 
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
guess you gotta change your name to Jack 🤷‍♀️
Jack
Guess you gotta count your days sam
swaggy waggy
OOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
watch out sam 
Wait 
Why are you going live 
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
LIVE FROM NEW YORK 
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
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swaggy waggy
Sam 
Sam 
no 
Sam
Stop it 
no 
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
stop me lol 
swaggy waggy
I’m joining the live 
Let me join 
Jack
Someone’s in trouble 
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Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
WHY DID I JUST PAY YOU $1000 JAKE
Jack
Jack laughed at “WHY DID I JUST PAY YOU $1000 JAKE”
I gotta watch that live 
Fuck what’s my instagram password 
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
TRY YOUR SOSHIAL SECURITY NUMBER 
Jack
Josh for the love of god turn off the caps lock 
Your screaming
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
NO I LIKE MY TEXT BIG 
Jack
I’m in 
Ooh 
Danny’s yelling at Sam 
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
BULLSHIT DANNY DOESNT YELL
 
Jack
Okay fine it’s a light scold 
swaggy waggy
guys 
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
YES
swaggy waggy
Sam announced our tour a day early 
He was handing out homemade flyers in front of MSG 
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
I thought the announcement was today!! 
Maybe I girlbossed a little bit too close to the sun
💀💀💀
swaggy waggy
Literally why sam 
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
For what it’s worth
Not a lot of people were taking the flyers
A bunch of h8ers 
Jack
someone did throw the flier away immediately after taking it from you
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
damn :/ 
swaggy waggy
are you gonna do anything else in NY Sam 
Should I be worried 
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
I’m gonna pose like alec baldwin at the top of the empire state building 
keep churning out great content 
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
GET ME NUTS 
swaggy waggy
Text me when you’re heading back 
Pls 
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
✌️
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zeb-z · 7 months
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green team winning by a whole 10% above the next team, all it took is them minding their damn business
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dreamaze · 12 hours
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Save Giuk 5/� … from vlive crashers
+ lies about their hotel sleeping arrangements
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