I would love to see the chaos of the GVF groupchat
New York Runaway
Words: 800
Warnings: language, mention of adult toys and drug use
Synopsis: The GVF group chat blows up after Sam disappears to New York
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swaggy waggy
ummmmm Sam?
I just opened IG
what the hell are you doing
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
🤠🤪🍎
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
WHAT IS IG
swaggy waggy
Instagram Josh
Sam what are you doing in New York
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
bestie
chill
swaggy waggy
Sam…
when the hell did you fly out there???
I literally saw you last night
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
🤭
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
SAM IF YOUR GOING TO NWE YORKE FOR THE PIZZA DONT ITS NOT WORTH IT
Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
I’m in a silly goofy mood
taking in the sights
not stepping in human shit on the subway
looking at dildo bongs
y’all want anything
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
HOW BIG ARE DILDOE BONGS
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
Birbs
I bet my birks these fuckers are drones
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
SAM FOCUS THE DILDO BONGES HOW BIG ARE THEY
swaggy waggy
Josh
Why is that important right now
Sam quit being cryptic
I’m stressed
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
calm ur tits daniel
overpriced nuts lol
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
I WILL TAKE NEW YORK NUTS GET ME CASHEWS
Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka
I want a license plate with my name on it
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
are you gonna pay me back for it
Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka
Jake or Jacob will do
swaggy waggy
What about #1 grandpa
Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka
No
Jake or Jacob
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
The bagels here are 💯
swaggy waggy
I wish you had asked me to come with you :(
I wanna go to NY
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
BUY A PLAIN TICKET CHEEPASS
swaggy waggy
swaggy waggy disliked “BUY A PLAIN TICKET CHEEPASS”
Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka
Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka liked “swaggy waggy disliked “BUY A PLAIN TICKET CHEEPASS””
swaggy waggy
You guys are killing me
Why are you posting everything on IG
And an exciting announcement??
wtf
Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka
Are you finally leaving the band sam
is broadway calling your name
swaggy waggy
He would thrive in the book of mormon
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
MUSICAL THEATRE IS MY THING NO COPYING
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
broadway??? why the hell would i do that
I’m living my legend
swaggy waggy
Are you gonna give me any answers sam
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
swaggy waggy
I’ll take that as a no
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
YOU’RE MOUSTASHE LOOKS GOOD SAM VERY NICE
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃 liked “YOU’RE MOUSTASHE LOOKS GOOD SAM VERY NICE”
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
DID YOU GET MY NUTS
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
no lol
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
MOTHERFUKCER
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
swaggy waggy
oh my god
Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka
I said Jake or Jacob
swaggy waggy
JACK
Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka
Count your days sam
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
🤭
Swaggy waggy set Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka’s nickname to Jack
Jack
This is my personal hell
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
SAM YOU GOT THE WRONG ONE FOR JACK
FUCK
JAKE
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
guess you gotta change your name to Jack 🤷♀️
Jack
Guess you gotta count your days sam
swaggy waggy
OOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
watch out sam
Wait
Why are you going live
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
LIVE FROM NEW YORK
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
swaggy waggy
Sam
Sam
no
Sam
Stop it
no
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
stop me lol
swaggy waggy
I’m joining the live
Let me join
Jack
Someone’s in trouble
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
WHY DID I JUST PAY YOU $1000 JAKE
Jack
Jack laughed at “WHY DID I JUST PAY YOU $1000 JAKE”
I gotta watch that live
Fuck what’s my instagram password
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
TRY YOUR SOSHIAL SECURITY NUMBER
Jack
Josh for the love of god turn off the caps lock
Your screaming
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
NO I LIKE MY TEXT BIG
Jack
I’m in
Ooh
Danny’s yelling at Sam
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
BULLSHIT DANNY DOESNT YELL
Jack
Okay fine it’s a light scold
swaggy waggy
guys
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
YES
swaggy waggy
Sam announced our tour a day early
He was handing out homemade flyers in front of MSG
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
I thought the announcement was today!!
Maybe I girlbossed a little bit too close to the sun
💀💀💀
swaggy waggy
Literally why sam
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
For what it’s worth
Not a lot of people were taking the flyers
A bunch of h8ers
Jack
someone did throw the flier away immediately after taking it from you
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
damn :/
swaggy waggy
are you gonna do anything else in NY Sam
Should I be worried
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
I’m gonna pose like alec baldwin at the top of the empire state building
keep churning out great content
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
GET ME NUTS
swaggy waggy
Text me when you’re heading back
Pls
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
✌️
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