#Bonus if she kills him

[sporkberries]

The inherent lesbianism of being a dc comics girl who fucking hates her father

#bonus points if she tries to kill him #if its not obvious #this is about #rose wilson #cassandra cain #and stephanie brown #though i see her as bi it still kind of applies #dc #spork says stuff

[aroaceleovaldez]

i think this mspaint doodle deserves to be presented without context

#pjo #percy jackson #nico di angelo #will solace #my art #blood // #the context was my hc of Nico being basically the chores guy for the Underworld #and post-HoO him being tasked with cleaning up all the escaped souls who got out of the Doors of Death #but with the bonus reward of ''if you take care of those souls we'll let hazel come and go from the underworld whenever she wants'' #and Nico just going ''OKAY'' cause goodness knows he would kill & maim so his sis can have nice things

[rocksanddeadflowers]

I believe in short Marius. I also believe in physical touch love language Marius. So now I believe he does the "smell my shirt" thing to give forehead kisses. He's done it to the entire crew (+Lyfrassir) at least once.

#question is what did he have to do to convince these people to smell his shirt while wearing it lmao #bonus points if he did this to Lyf during the prison era imagine their face #the only ppl on board possibly shorter than marius are jonny and ivy btw #jonny definitely killed him after pulling this (but he was also the easiest to convince bc creature jonny) #(jonny loved it but he'd never admit that) #lyf would know immediately that marius was up to no good but Marius is stupidly persistent and Lyf is so tired lmao #ivy knew what his goal was she'd already seen him do it but she doesn't mind and leans in anyway #the list goes on #sigh....... space pirate polycule my beloved:) #the mechanisms #marius von raum #polymechs

[mixelation]

shinigami follows minato around for free lunch

funny. so does tori

#KIDDING she also desperately wants his attentions affections and dick #but the free lunch is a nice bonus #asynchronicity #i love writing minato because he's just like #well the easiest solution here is a just kill everyone :) #and then he turns to the one rando survivor he doesn't have a problem with and is like 'guess what i saved you :)' #and he's so charming they believe him even when he didn't <3

[notonlymice]

rumbelle + twilight au moodboard

#gold was turned into a vampire a very long time ago (accidentally or against his will) (soon after he married milah and they had bae) #and he hates it #milah left (naturally) (probably because he refused to turn her) #but at some point he just had to turn bae (he was dying or something) #and though gold tried to hide it the volturi killed him (immortal children and all that) #gold moved as far as he could (storybrooke maine) #a couple hundred years later miss belle french moves to storybrooke too and starts working in the library #and she is very intrigued by the mysterious pawnwhop owner... #it's all because whenever I see rumple's sparkly scales I can't help but think about twilight lol #bonus: “how long have you been fourty seven?” “A WHILE” #blood that doesn't look like blood lol #rumbelle #rumbelle moodboard #not only mice but also moodboards #my rumbelle things #my things

[nicollekidman]

caroline sharing her bad memories about being the wife of waystar's ceo and shiv ending up as the wife of waystar's ceo...i..

caroline literally PAST TENSE!!!! she is having the time of her fucking life being a bad mom and owning multiple houses and having a boyfriend she’s dismissive of and logan is fucking dead!!!! …. eventually shiv WILL leave tom for someone she can humor and her kid will resent her and it will start over. slay!!!

#bonus points if she kills him #sucxession

[caffeinatedopossum]

I had a dream that one of you paid to have me assassinated

#lmao he showed up like 'im here to kill you!' and i went 'hey! >:( i was working on that... just gimme a minute goddamn i got a lot going on #then me saying that made him so sad that he stopped trying to kill me full-heartedly and we went on a date XD #so basically if you want me assassinated hire someone better next time sjfvkc #OH bonus points though cause the same guy showed up in my next unrelated dream just to fuck up my sister lmao #he cut her arm and she passed out because shes afraid of blood

[livwritesstuff]

plant dad steve my beloved

“Alright, Steve-o, I gotta head out,” Robin says, sticking a wrapped granola bar between her teeth so she has a free hand to grab Steve’s car keys off the kitchen counter, “I have something for you, though.”

She shoves the plain brown paper bag she’d been holding into Steve’s arms with an expectant look on her face.

Steve raises an eyebrow.

“Now?”

“Yes, now. I didn’t want to wait until later because — well, just look and you’ll get it.”

Steve opens the bag and knows instantly it’s a plant. He reaches inside and pulls it out by the plastic pot.

“Oh shit, an alocasia! Thanks, Rob, this is a good fuckin’ find.”

Robin doesn’t respond immediately, her eyes on the big, green leaves of the alocasia plant.

Steve glances up at her.

“You good?”

“Yeah, it’s just…you think those leaves kinda look like the Mind Flayer?”

“What the fu—” he stops, glancing at the alocasia again, “Shit, man, it kinda does.”

Robin starts to snicker, because it’s been seven years since the gates to the Upside Down were closed for good, seven years of growth and healing, so she can laugh about some of those things now and Steve can’t help a laugh either.

“Stop ruining shit for me, Rob.”

“I’m sorry. Pretend I didn’t say anything. Look — when I bought it the guy said it hasn’t been watered in a while and needs a new pot and all that kinda crap you get excited about so now you have a project for today to take your mind off of how you’re spending your birthday all alone.”

Steve smacks her arm.

“Don’t be a dick, you’re the reason we’re in Tacoma, anyways.”

“No,” Robin argued, moving towards the door, “I’m the reason we came to Tacoma. You’re the reason we’re still here and will be for another two goddamn years. I’ll be back at, like, four, and there better not be potting soil all over the place.”

“Whatever. That’s still better than your fuckin’ paint,” he fires back as she’s walking out the door, “Drive safe. Don’t crash my car.”

“Uh-huh,” she calls, already halfway down the hall, “Love ya!”

And then she’s gone.

Steve looks back to his new plant. It really does look like the Mind Flayer — something about the shape of the leaves, he thinks — but a plant, in his eyes, is still a plant no matter how many traumatic memories it may trigger, so it doesn’t take long for him to put on a mixtape Eddie had made for him a few weeks back that he’s been listening to pretty much nonstop and busy himself with the alocasia.

Steve had started caring for houseplants nearly five years ago now, when his advisor had given out small ferns at a course registration event during his sophomore year of college. He had expected the plant to wither away and die after only a few weeks but, to his own astonishment, it actually thrived under his care. Not long later, the nearby grocery store put out a little display of houseplants in colorful plastic pots so, with all the confidence of someone who'd successfully kept one plant alive for a month, Steve bought two.

Honestly, Steve hadn’t expected to have a green thumb in the way he apparently does. After all, each one of his plants has different needs from the next, different light or water or soil or some unique combination of the three. He hadn’t expected that he’d be able to keep it all straight in his (somewhat mangled) brain — the same brain that still hasn’t memorized his course schedule for this semester yet — but pursuing a doctorate in psychology has taught him that he’s actually good at learning when it's something he cares about, something he can find a passion in.

And he really does like the plants, too. They look nice in the apartment — they bring the cramped little space to life, he thinks, and it’s nice to be surrounded by life, to be cultivating life after everything he’s been through and everything he’s done. It’s nice to know he can keep things alive, that he can take care of something so it can grow and bloom, so he leans into it. 

After those two grocery store plants (a pothos and a dracaena that are both still alive and kicking), his collection started to increase exponentially, hitting its peak about a year later when the apartment looked more like a forest than an actual living space. Eventually, it reached a point where even Robin had needed to put her foot down, and Steve had half-heartedly admitted she was correct. After a while of giving plants away (and the odd one dying every so often), it returned to a much more reasonable state.

Steve is halfway through moving the new alocasia plant that definitely doesn’t look like the Mind Flayer at all into a larger pot, his hands filthy with potting soil he’s valiantly trying to keep out of his hair, when the phone rings.

“Shit,” he mutters, dusting off his hands as best as he can before grabbing the phone, “Hello?”

“Do my ears deceive me or is that the birthday boy?”

Steve feels himself starting to smile at the sound of Eddie’s voice, his lips twisting up before he can even think about it.

“Hey,” he says.

“Hey yourself,” Eddie replies, “Happy birthday.”

“Thanks. Woulda been better if you were here.”

“Yeah, baby, I know. I wish I was there, too.”

“How’s Montana?” Steve asks, “Worth not being here?”

Eddie makes a noncommittal noise, “Not sure if traveling’s my thing. Nice to get outta Indiana, though.”

Steve hums his agreement.

CONTINUE ON AO3

#platonic stobin #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #robin buckley #the satellite and the sky #please google 'alocasia frydek' and tell me it doesn't look like the mindflayer #because it absolutely does #bonus: robin desperately wants to be a plant guy too because she knows it's one of those things that actually adds some 'cool points' to ste #and she needs to be cooler than steve #but she cannot for the life of her become a plant guy because she kills ALL OF THEM #to the point where steve doesn't give her plants anymore and doesn't let her help him with his own plants #like he literally gave her a pothos (which is the easiest plant on the planet to take care of) and she somehow killed it in record time #she was henceforth banned from plant care in the buckley-harrington household

[i-bring-crack]

Fun SL Ragnarok spoilers:

I would just love to see Jin-Woo hearing how Cha Hae-In basically adopted and raised an entire children civilization of Ice Elves for five years.

Jinwoo: Great, more lousy children to take care of.

Suho: Hey!

Jinwoo: I was talking about my shadows.

#solo leveling #solo leveling manwha #sung jin woo #solo leveling spoilers #novel spoilers #cha hae in #sirka is his favorite #sirka is his favorite because yes #she knows how to ahoot and kill and jinwoo is like #awesome im keeping her and spoiling her #bonus funny points is that Sirka is technically the dauhhter of his worst enemy that killed him at one point #solo leveling ragnarok

[ourhouseishaunted]

70% of my trigun thoughts are abt how plants (independent and dependant) work and what they symbolize and their relationships with other characters and the world and stuff and the implications of independent plants coming with the earth forces and what it says about how earth has progressed since SEEDS left the planet, 20% of my thoughts are "hope those guys (meryl milly vash livio ww knives) are having fun" and 10% is rotating trimax Rem Saverem around in my head at all times

#i think abt rem a lot for a character that is like important but also isnt materially present in the story much #like idk her relationship with grief and regret and the idea of her looking at the shambles of her life and having to say #'well at least i can start over since theres nothing left for me' multiple times (after alex dies and she joins seeds #and after failing to keep tesla alive and getting a 'second chance' with vash and knives) idk its just so fascinating to me #and her idea of a blank ticket to the future and what it means in terms of how vash shapes his worldview in trimax #where it seems to be about how. death stops all future potential of a person. if they die they can never get better they dont learn #they cant change and experience consequence #like smth i find fascinating in trimax is that vash doesnt kill people but he will let somebody that person has hurt punch them in the face #and he thanks ww for killing to save the colony that one time. hes not opposed to killing/consequence entirely #i think it comes down a lot to how rem behaved in the aftermath of him finding out about tesla. how the potential for things to get better #would have died with him or rem and it would have just stayed horrible #idk idk im Rambling im turing things around in my brain #also man my main complaint with the manga is i wish it focused on the dependant plants more. they clearly experienced a big emotional #struggle esp in the final volumes and i wish we got to see more of it #but also i just like the wacky small town hijinks esp in the 98 anime i love when the main cast is just goofin around. i think they should #get to goof more #trigun #.txt #Dont Look At This Post Man its EMBARRASSING nobody should let me talk abt anything #the secret special bonus tjoughts are about chronica bc she fascinates me but i cant draw her good the way i can draw meryl and rem :(

[death-rebirth-senshi]

RANNI DOESN'T *WANT* RADAHN DEAD WE DO THAT ON OUR OWN WHILE SHE'S SLEEPING!!!

Unless I'm missing some dialogue from Ranni after you learn this.

I mean don't get me wrong, I'm pretty sure if you told Ranni beforehand she wouldn't be overly torn up about it and tell you to get his ass, especially given his current state.

(A lot of people that blame Ranni for Radahn's death seem to ignore, for some reason, that Radahn is in a state of constant suffering and wants to die, which is the reason Jerren holds the festival.)

#me vs elden ring #idk I see so many 'Ranni killed Radahn' type takes and it's like. For starters you do that. #Secondly he's in a state of constantly dying/rotting when we find him and he's like a rabid animal #that needs to be put down. His most trusted soldier agrees. #killing him is a mercy. #what kind of stans are you... #'Ranni said 'murder my older brother in cold blood or I'll have your head tarnished' very disrespectful' #honestly I'd stan Ranni harder if she did say that why was literally no one like 'hm maybe the stars not moving is relevant' #we don't know much about how fate works in Elden Ring exactly but you have to wonder #whether Radahn's actions had some repercussions. Beyond keeping Ranni's fate in stasis #which I also don't think was his intention or done on behalf of the golden order. But it was a bonus for them #or maybe it's something that came to bite them in the ass in the end. Hard to say. Stagnation and all that. #also interesting that the Elden Beast is a fallen star; what else might have been kept out

[honorthysalad]

Yuuki yelling at ‘Hikaru’ for attacking Asako and then Yoshiki for not telling anyone and trying to hide it.

#Think i said before I want maki to die to break up the friend group #But if it broke up because of the consequences of Yoshiki’s actions that would be better #Asako has physical symptoms. It’s gonna come out eventually right? #Also gives Yuuki something to do. She was the focus of the 3rd bonus chapter (I think) so hopefully that means she can have some plot #(I say the consequences of Yoshiki’s actions because Yoshiki said he’d bear the responsibility of ‘Hikaru’s actions so it’s gonna be on him #Maki can still die btw. I think that’d be funny and I wasn’t lying when I said he’s waving death flags to me #I mean what is this? The mystery gang? We don’t need 5 ppl. The odd number means someone is always being left out in group situations #And I’d rather they didn’t kill off one of the girls #I think we can spend a chapter delving into maki and his friendship with Hikaru since hikaru was apparently his friend first or smth #And Yoshiki can go ‘wow hikaru was friends with people other than me?’ And then maki can get death punched by a ghost #It’ll be great #hikaru ga shinda natsu #the summer hikaru died #hgsn #My hgsn shit

[spamgyu]

I have no idea about astrology except that I'm a libra like jeonghan ..... but I looked up my birth chart because of u 🥰 so umm: moon Aries, sun libra, Mars sag, Venus Leo...am I normal? 🙂😅

disclaimer: i had permission to do this

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA YOU A HOE AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

let's hear how long that roster is babes <3 man breathes and off to fling #4 <3 we love a girlie who has commitment issues <3

the way someone would blink and u would get the ick HAHAHAH

#guys she let me do this #this is so fucking funny omfg #talking about “i can control myself” no babes... you would actually kill him #bonus she told me she is a scorp rising #SHE EVILLLLL LMFAOOOO #spamasks #sg: stars

[warlordfelwinter]

dream visitor: you haven't been using the parasite you don't think you need it

rain: did you see me kill two people in one turn and nearly kill a third with my reaction just now

#we took out the entire goblin camp and no one in the party even went down #i think i'm doing fine without your brain bug #it's called explorer mode baby #the dream lady seems less suspicious than she did in early access #but she seemed like Mad Evil in early access so i'm Suspicious #but that was a really delightful opening round from rain in that fight #a gobbo went first and shot at him (mistake) and he threw the arrow back and took her to 1hp #and then with his normal attack and bonus unarmed strike he killed two humans #like don't even fuck with monks #especially not this one he's having a weird week #fel's bg3 #oc: rain

[lydiacatfish]

I cant wait for the MAWS episode where Clark and Lois finally start dating so she takes him to meet her dad and he has to have a wholesome family dinner with the man actively trying to kill him

#cant decide if it would be funnier for the general to recognize him or not #cause on the one hand clark being double stressed because this is his gfs dad AND he wants to kill him #where the general is just like i dont like anyone you date but i guess this himbo is okay to lois is funny #but also the thought of them fighting every time she leaves the room is good #like in trollhunters when the bad guy dated the heros mom #bonus: clark id like you to meet my dad general lane and my aunt mandy! #the general not recognizing clark but waller clocking him INSTANTLY #and their work friend slade who is avoiding his family again #maws #dc

[ocdhuacheng]

wtf @ the new csm chapter

#ooogh a few of my predictions came true. was not fucking expecting the amputation though what the fuck. also fumiko kill yourself #'nothing short of a war will compromise this facility' OOOOOOOOOOGGGHHHHHH BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK THAT WAS SO HOT #asayoru please save my sson........ tho in doing so theyre gonna find out that csm is denji so... rip #wonder if they even know csm is there (maybe fami told them?) and/or theyre just going there to #release all the devils they have captive there #to cause chaos #and denji/csm is just an added bonus. if you wanna call it that. what if they go in expecting chainsaw man #and they just see a broken denji on the hospital bed. what then. #cc #denji #csm #.txt #also........ please reze be here please please please #i think shes held captive here and then gets released by asayoru along with denji and whatever other nonsense theyre gonna let free #cuz i doubt she'd agree to have been working with public safety. i doubt she'd go to the chainsaw man church either. #so i think post part 1 she probably went rogue but maybe she was captured before she could escape #i mean there are some people thinking thats not asayoru at the end but reze. i see you and i hear you. i am still betting on asayoru tho. #feel free to clown on me if im wrong tho. i just think reze is being held at public safety like denji is. if they could even get to her #also i love yoshida he is so different from when we first met him hes so resigned and just. dead. #like contrast this scene with the last time he had denji captured. he was all smug back then but now hes just so resigned and defeated