#Benefits of Drinking

[ikiprian]

Ghost Kitchen (brought to you by criminal entrepreneur, Red Hood)

Danny’s got the easiest job in Gotham.

He works as a fry cook at a shoddily-run, independent burger joint. Hardly anyone comes in, despite prices being criminally low, and portions insanely large, and while the manager looks like the average tough-as-nails ex-con, he lets Danny mess around in the kitchen whenever the place is empty. (Which is often. This place has to be the city’s hidden gem or something!)

Mr. Manager’s the only one ever there with Danny, except for sometimes when his buddies come over to smoke and play cards. Danny would find it shady, except part of his job is not to ask questions. Literally, he was told during the interview.

(It was a weird interview. Why would they need to hire someone who’s been in a gunfight before? Like, he has, but Gotham’s idea of “hirable qualities” is so bizarre.)

So instead he whips up some killer burgers with the frozen ingredients, and basks in the praise as the guys tell him he shouldn’t have, he does too much for this joint, ain’t that friendly!

Now, Danny’s a chef on the newer side. As a teen he’d preferred the look of Nasty Burger over anything with Michelin stars, and he only really took up cooking after Jazz moved out for college. But just like ecto-exposure used to turn the groceries sentient, Danny’s low-level ecto signature imbues all his food with something historically haunted Gothamites just love! And Danny’s never been one to half-ass a job when it makes people happy.

With fresher produce, real meat, Danny’s sure he can take his dishes to the next level. It takes a couple months of badgering, but his manager finally agrees to contact the mysterious store owner, who keeps the place going, despite profits Danny knows have to be in the red.

Danny spends the morning prepping. He pours his heart into his food, eager to impress. The big boss will be here soon, and he wants to prove that despite the dangerous location, this place has real potential!

It isn’t until the Red Hood shows up that Danny realizes he’s been working for a money laundering scheme.

#ecto has a weird effect on them actually. a lot like how danielle drinks ecto to keep her stable #ecto has positive health benefits for gothamites! it boosts their immune system gives them a little more energy makes them less irritable #silly hc but i think its fun #also danny just. thought it was a normal ass interview. the person who hired him was heavily hinting at the criminal element of his job the #whole time. danny just kept thinking man i cant believe all interviews are like this in gotham. every one of the #m asks if im okay lying to cops. i am but its weird i never got asked this in amity #dpxdc #dcxdp #dc x dp #dp x dc #dead on main #ghost kitchen au #danny fenton #jason todd #kipwrite

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[mugentakeda]

au where iroh gets temporarily turned into a dragon by a spirit and its just a really big inconvenience for everyone involved (I cant draw dragons)

#benefit of large dragon form: picking up nephew by scruff like wayward kitten with teeth and carrying him to safety :) #challenge of large dragon form: cannot drink tea :( #iroh #zuko #atla #alicias art

[bearotonin-international]

the team had fun making some silly beart last night

based on this delightful photo

#Functional beart #Since it’s a drink coaster #The team was advised to put it up for auction with the proceeds benefiting a bear rescue charity (bearity) #We don’t think it’s good enough for anyone to actually want to pay money for it #But it’s a funny idea

[castironnbitch]

laurent is high key chaotic at all times and damen laps that shit up like wine

#captive prince #laurent #I’m overwhelmed with thoughts of all the scenes of laurent being absolutely insane #the balcony #the baths #drinking griva #every interactions with jokaste #the whole cousin lamen arc #sacrificing himself to his uncle for Damen’s benefit #murdering kastor #everything is such beautiful chaos and I’m so in love with their love #I’m so glad CP is written in Damen’s POV bc of how we get to see him loving laurent in all forms

[kazuaru]

Say hello to Yasuko.

#ts4 #sims 4 #my sims #ts4 cas #simblr #oc: yasuko #another sim in my cyberpunk sims world #& a possible friend (with benefits) for ruth an enemy's to loves 👀!!!??? #she's her families bodyguard bc she trying to get their respect back by showing them that she willing to protect them #she their guard bc as a kid she accidentally helped in a assassination on her grandfather by delivering a poisoned drink #yasuko was born with albinism & felt like the black sheep of the family. the only person who loved her is her mother #after the assassination she was blamed and accused of do it on purpose & her father disowned her bc of it

[guardian-angle22]

#911 lone star #911lsedit #tk strand #owen strand #gwyn morgan #i dont even know where this came from #it isnt at all what I was meant to work on today but here we are #i'm emotional about tk making his tea the same way as his mom #my gifs #(but also i feel like this is a potentially controversial topic lol how do you drink your tea?) #911ls parallel #episode: s04e08 control freaks #episode: s02e04 friends with benefits #episode: s04e10 sellouts

[ladykyriaa]

It's 4 am and you know what I would love aside from Jinmao finally, officially going canon?

People knowing about Jinmao. Like imagine their reactions if they knew that the creepy poison obsessed gremlin that they knew of managed to bag one of the if not, the hottest most beautiful nymph to have ever existed

What more the aforementioned gremlin is currently chasing one the crystal palace ladies, smiling like a peverted old man "why won't you let mE HAVE A BIT OF YOUR SALIVA" "leaVE ME tHE FuCK aLONE"

#i think its so funny #people definitely view maomao as sort of a. secondary rakan if you will #if you dont mess with her she wont mess with you #there's probably fabled story around the castle about #how a mad scientist once tried make everyone drink frog slime because it has health benefits #so kidS PLeaSe dRInk yoUR mEdiCinE if you dont want her to come after you #the apothecary diaries #kusuriya no hitorigoto

[39oa]

[This crowd acknowledged you multiple times tonight. How crazy of a feeling is it to hear "Robo" chanted throughout this arena?] It’s really a special moment. I mean, this city... in the short span I’ve been here, how much loyalty they have to the team... I’m just trying my hardest to be the best player. I’m very fortunate and grateful that our fans can recognize that. And I’m really proud to be a Dallas Star.

— NSH @ DAL (04.03.23)

#at first i lold but then i seriousd #jason robertson #dallas stars #stars #* #new drinking game and it's just take a shot every time robo says Neat or Reaping The Benefits or Jakey Is The Backbone Of Our Team

[ride-a-dromedary]

I have no base for this, but Halsin seems like the type who would settle in the middle of the group with fruits (that he likely foraged) and little wooden bowl in tow and just start cutting them unprompted and offering them to everyone else.

#BG3 Musing #Halsin #Halsin Posting #i cannot get over him telling shadowheart he would feed her and carry around her bowl if she were a goldfish #you know what i'm talking about right - like the little paring knife cuts them in his hands #at first it just looks like he's doing it for himself but like halsin just eats things sans cutting them lbh #it's a clever and nonchalant way for him to share because others are more likely to take small pieces than like a whole apple yk? #we should all benefit from the bounty we are provided every day and all that #and eventually near everyone just starts...taking it from him and he smiles and continues #i think my other basis for this is halsin just doesn't like seeing people suffer - whether that be neglecting their basic needs #(because he neglects his own self enough lmao but lemme not neglect my friends though they're important) #or isolating themselves or what and it stems from his desire of just wanting to help #and feels absolutely no offense if they brush him off #like okay but it'll still be here if you want it later ^_^ #that's also why i am a sucker for the 'halsin offers to let astarion drink from him' trope in fics #because it goes along with the 'i don't want you to suffer and if i can help i will' even though as a druid #technically your existence is very dodgy to me (but halsin is just a nice person! that's really the long and short of it) #but like obviously disapproves if you do it without permission lol

[thousand-sunnies]

every day the collection of fics i want to write grows bigger

#what do i have #ace pov of a lesson in changing the world which is basically a standard ace lives fic #time travel au but luffy is basically not a character and everyone else gets to do fun stuff #modern au where luffy makes friends with new people (law and kidd) and they’re fascinated by the 17 million connections he has #(3 princesses 2 world famous singers 2 kendo champions a model a prosthetics engineer a foremost historian the list goes on) #vampire devil fruit zosan moment (does the principle of feeding anyone who’s hungry include offering up your wrist? spoiler alert: yes) #kuina lives fic (kuina would hate sanji with a passion) #(sanji says he refuses to fight a woman and those are literally kuina’s sleeper agent activation words) #oh a sequel to benefits of drinking with strangers ofc cora meeting the strawhats and also sengoku #sanji & vivi arranged marriage (it works out exactly how you’d expect) #lawlu fae au (the fae owning me is the fae’s problem) #AND cora & ace resurrection shenanigans #goddamn and that’s off the top of my head #shit i need to sit down and write ill never get through all of this #if anyone is curious about any of these please ask meeeeeeeeee i always want to yell

[eleanorenchanted]

🌻 Happy Birthday Natsuya 🌻

#free! #natsuya kirishima #i adore this drunk hobo #let him drink himself silly we all benefit #and i love his whole character arc with ikuya #he’s so proud #and I’M SO PROUD OF HIM #my gifs #my edit

[9w1ft]

Don't you find the strict rules of society in Japan overwhelming for you and the kids?

not one bit

#i can’t express how safe i have felt here versus the US over the past several years specifically #no guns… good healthcare… clean environment… good childcare benefits… good food… #no strong religious chokehold permeating society #vaccines and masking aren’t a moral conundrum #functioning public transportation system #functioning postal system #don’t have to worry about people randomly yelling at you #many convenience stores open 24/7 #focus on seasonal eating so produce tastes better and you appreciate it more #i can walk the streets at night #in my city all childcare costs and child medical costs are waived up to 3 years old #cost of childbirth fully covered including a week long stay in the hospital after #you can drink the water #early public education has a focus on community and natural science #credit cards are automatically set up to autopay out of your bank account #my company does my taxes for me #did i mention no guns? #i could go on #like i have my philosophical issues with the country for sure but my base needs are covered and that means a lot as a parent

[irhabiya]

it's literally so easy to boycott shit ik we're all tired of this and we've been over this a million times already but i really still can't believe that people are talking about boycott fatigue

#there's so many unintended benefits too😭 #like ofc placing economic pressure on these companies is the first and foremost reason to boycott but also it just helped me get over #certain bad habits. like i've been meaning to stop drinking carbonated drinks for a while now #not that i drank them a lot but i wanted to cut them out of my diet completely #and what do you know i haven't drank any since september #so many things like this....just get over yourself goddd

[brokentrafficknight]

*cough* Entire. Team. *cough*

#rwby #taiyang xiao long #qrow branwen #taiyang x qrow #drinking buddies with benefits

[flovoid]

when an alcoholic single dad with a messed up past have three kids that are named after alcohol beverages…

#sims 4 #simblr #one thing for sure this family has is trauma #keith the father he might seem bad since he addicted to alcohol but oh boy he is sure a crybaby type- #he would put all his sorrow in drinking he is helpless and lack confident also a fool #poor man is hopeless all his relationships ends with a sad ending #killian is eighteen but oh boy he is perfect example of ‘rage’ #since he is the first son keith had then thats mean he was the most one who had a unstable childhood- #killian always rage on his dad and always blame him for everything- #-he also does that on his unbothered mother who only give a shit about her son if it was something benefits herself. #shandy is sixteen but tall as hell #seems quite but he struggles to show emotions or deals with it #you will always see him reading books (he tries to understand human emotion)- #-he also interested in theatre and get hooked to see how can an act captures emotions. #his mother is unknown.. #boo!! or booze but no one calls her that they just got used with boo #boo is kinda the most between her sibling who had a nice childhood with a ‘family’ #unfortunately enough her mother passed away recently and now keith her father grieving again in alcohols… #but boo loves sweets and baking! she is a literal walking rainbow #i always imagine them in a story with lots of planned characters but i like to think they r my main family! #the swell family are those kind of families with trauma and messed up past and they may have little arguments and such- #and they are a family. they might not look perfect but they are a real family. #keith sewell #killian sewell #shandy sewell #boo(ze) sewell #flawtown citizen #flawtown #;ftc