#BE FOR FUCKING REAL RICHARD

[lewis-winters]

im sorry winnix still fucking gets me like...

dick winters is over here going "oh i believe in and worship the christian god whomst i pray to for guidance and blessing every night YES i am aware said god does not like the homosexuals but i don't think that's true because i am a man in love with another man and how else could i process the enormity of my feelings other than through the lens of the belief that god made him for me and only me? i may not be His specialist little boy but He sure does answer my prayers look at my love isn't he perfect 🥰🥰🥰🥰"

then you look over at lewis nixon and he's like:

edit: changed "hedonistic debauchery personified" to a gif of lew looking skrungly to better illustrate my point

#band of brothers #lewis nixon #dick winters #winnix #BE FOR FUCKING REAL RICHARD #RICHARD #RICHARD DAVIS WINTERS ARE YOU LISTENING #BE FOR FUCKING REAL

[audhd-nightwing]

me: all vigilantes are inherently anti-cop because the whole point is they literally do what the cops can’t/won’t do

someone: but dick grayson-

me: IS NOT A FUCKING COP BECAUSE FUCK DC AND THEIR IDIOTIC MINDNUMBING IDEAS THERES NO WAY HE’D EVER BE A COP OKAY?

#dick grayson #i have so many feelings about this #don’t even get me started #literally the ONE THING i refuse to accept as canon #i just refuse to ever see it as canon #to me it’s not real #because he would never be a cop #ALSO #he DOESNT trust cops #i get that the only reason he ‘does’ become one is to root out corruption but like #we all know that’s not how it works #it just doesn’t #‘but he’s one of the good ones’ FUCK that actually #no cops are good sorry yall the system is fucked #anyway #yeah fuck officer grayson he’s not real to me #batman #nightwing #dc comics #richard grayson #nightwing comics #batman comics

[celluloidbroomcloset]

OK, yes, Rhys Darby can and should and indeed must play the Scarlet Pimpernel. Why?

Sir Percy Blakeney is basically Stede Bonnet if he were an exceptional swordsman. Everyone thinks he's a brainless fop, when he's actually a badass hero going around saving people from the guillotine and looking fabulous while doing it. So you get the best of both worlds: He's a dingbat! He's a badass! He's a combination dingbat and badass!

Lots of fuckery. How does Sir Percy and his group get away with it? By dressing up and playing pretend and enacting daring rescues from right off the executioner's block.

Fancy clothes. So many fancy clothes. 18th Century outfits, each swishier than the last.

ANGST. Sir Percy is married to Marguerite, with whom he is passionately in love, but he thinks she betrayed someone and got them killed. And Marguerite? She thinks he's fallen out of love with her and she doesn't know why. They are cold and distant and seething with barely repressed passion. They are incredibly hot for each other and won't act on it. It's fantastic.

Sword fights! Sea battles! Chases across the countryside! More fuckery! Many chances for running around and jumping off things. Lots of action.

Tl;dr: Rhys Darby should play the Scarlet Pimpernel because I want to see it.

#rhys darby #gif #the scarlet pimpernel #ofmd #our flag means death #stede bonnet #well i entertained myself #but for real he could do it #he's be a fuck lot better than richard e grant was

[theinfernalsanctuary]

Richard Ramirez was not a real Satanist. He was a psychopath, serial ræp!st, murderer. Die mad about it.

Satan did not tell him to do what he did. His actions directly contradict every doctrine that any legitimate follower of Satanism has ever shared or written. Even atheistic Satanists who, for all intents and purposes make their own rules, know that what he did was so far removed from everything that they practice that there's no denying it. He was not a Satanist.

If you run a Richard Ramirez fan account and see this, die mad, as I said. It's only because you started liking and rebloging my posts that I felt the need to post this.

@rrdemon666 die mad or get some fucking help, but most importantly get off my page. Fututus et mori in igni.

I'm gonna tag more people in this as time goes on, so it's easier for others to find and block these accounts.

#hail satan #theistic satanism #satanism #satan #satanic #theistic luciferianism #ave satanas #the infernal gospel #the infernal circle #the satanic philosopher #real Satanist #fuck Richard Ramirez #die mad about it

[hungerpunch]

stop engaging the person with a huge fanbase and giant platform about rpf ships!!!! stop engaging the person with [checks] almost 40k followers + monstrous amplification power through reposts, reblogs, screencaps, etc. about rpf ships!!! stop it stop it stop it STOP IT!!!!!!

#richard siken #f1 #yeah i'll put it in his mf tag #THIS LEADS TO HARASSMENT #talk to him about fandom. sure. talk to him about writing fic fine! talk to him about shipping culture sure! #STOP ASKING HIM AND TALKING TO HIM ABOUT SPECIFIC RPF SHIPS THAT INVOLVE REAL FUCKING PEOPLE OH MY FUCKING GOD #STOP TALKING TO THE ////FAMOUS POET//// ABOUT RPF SHIPS #this is why we can't have nice things #i'm sooooo oh my god i feel so ancient and crabby. can y'all have common mf sense for once in your LIVES!!!! #CAN YOU NOT SEE THE VERY OBVIOUS FALLOUT WHERE REAL PEOPLE ARE TAGGED AND BOMBARDED WITH GRAPHICS AND WORDS THAT A FAMOUS POET SAID #ABOUT THEM FUCKING ONE OF THEIR COWORKERS #CAN YOU NOT SEE THE TINHATS TAKING ALL THIS SHIT AND TWISTING IT INTO 'PROOF' #if you can't idk what to tell you except that maybe you ain't been here long enough to see how this shit GOES LEFT REAL QUICK #fandom talk

[plxviophile]

Baby Reindeer highlights two antagonistic characters. One being a mentally ill woman. The other is an actual predatory groomer and rapist. Both who are real people that the writers and Richard Gadd who was brave and vulnerable enough to relive his trauma have tried to protect the identities of.

Guess which one the general public has hunted down and harassed?

#hint: not the man #baby reindeer #richard gadd #tw #fuck everyone harassing the real woman. leave her alone #fuck the daily mail

[maryfromwork]

Kavinsky and Ronan but it’s that scene from broke back mountain

#tell you what #we could have had a real good life together #fucking real good life #but you didn’t want it Ronan #so what we got now is your brother in the trunk of my car #trc #the raven boys #the raven cycle #the dream thieves #joseph kavinsky #ronan lynch #richard gansey #blue sargent #adam parrish #I don’t ship them I thought this was funny yall

[irenic-raccoon]

Babygirl you're so particular I need you

#richard if u fumbled that you fumbled life #anyways whoops haha hes mine now YOU HAD UR CHANCE CODE BOY‼‼ #*insert cartoony evil laughter as I drive away in my silly ass car before i drive into a brick wall and fucking die* #<- what did i even mean when I typed all that just now #im going insane #silicon valley #silicon valley hbo #jared dunn #zach woods #if jareds real name is donald does that mean he can be referred to by “donnie”? #DONNIE DARKO REFERENCE?? 🤯🤯🤯🤯 #okay ill stop im sorry

[sodafrog13]

something i noticed in the replay of hlm1 i've been doing is that the background in trauma, as well as the transition cards before and after it, are yellow as opposed to the normal fading blue/pink

in visitations richard (who's heavily associated w yellow) told jacket that on july the 21st, he'd wake up in a bigger house. and in connections, just before jacket wakes up, richard appears to him one final time and tells him that "there's a warm bed across the hall from here. and you look like you could use some rest." and the background fades to yellow. and when jacket finally gets to the apartment, when he puts his old clothes back on there's a flash of dream static and the background goes back to normal.

even though he repeatedly ignored his warnings, even though he knew he couldn't stop him, even after everything he'd done, richard was trying to lead jacket home

#and people act like richard doesn't care. get real #hotline miami #the trash speaks #am i reading too much into things. possibly. do i give a fuck. not really! #trashcan's analysis

[eternallovers65]

I need directors to stop making james McAvoy use this british accent and accept his gorgeous sexy wonderful scottish one

#him and richard madden hand in hand never being allowed to use their real accent #when its fine as fuck like hit me with it #also mid ep1 of his dark materials and him and lyra will emotionally damaged me #james mcavoy #his dark materials

[annamaryllis]

I would like to know exactly how luke asking annabeth to run away with him went down.

#annabeth🥺 #it's sad to think about how it'll be so much harder for annabeth to unpack and heal from that relationship bc he's dead #it's hard enough to come to terms with someone you love/held in high esteem hurting you so deeply #but she's also grieving him too so it's even harder to hold him accountable to herself and recognizing the good and the bad #she may struggle to not romanticize the memory of him #sorting through what about their relationship was pure and genuine and what was fueled by other stuff #both of their trauma really played into it in some of the worst ways... #but to even recognize how her trauma played into it she'd have to identify what her trauma even is and how it's affected her life #it's really complex and difficult work #and bc he's gone she'll never get to question him on stuff like what he was thinking at certain points and why #so certain things will never get the best closure #ugh it's all so fucked up #MAYBE SOMETHING WE COULD HAVE EXPLORED IN HOO RICHARD???? BUT NO #and it would have been perfect too bc she'd also be dealing with issues caused by both of her parents triggered by the MoA quest #like her mother's conditional love #and trauma from her mortal family #and her fear of spiders relates to both of these things bc it's a phobia that's passed down from her mom's actions #so she's being punished for something she's not responsible for and also being burdened with a quest simply for being her mother's daughter #and it also represents her mortal family's neglect bc they ignored her needs and all that... #AND THEN the only person she's received actually pure and good unconditional love from was snatched from her for 6 months #and the MoA quest could have been a way to confront some of these fears and wounds...so she's a little stronger by tartarus which #should bring out the best in her and the worst in percy #and then he can work through some stuff too down there #HoO could have been a journey for them where they're undone and then healed #bc at the end of everything they have the medicine to literally everything which is real love (which they have for each other intensely) #the rant I could go on about this...I have so many thoughts about what HoO should have been. maybe one day #annabeth chase #luke castellan #✏️

[pollenallergie]

Hey, do you think- *takes a minute to catch my breath after running all the way over to your place and barging inside* Do you think Eddie calls his dick “pretty guy?” Like, he gets home after a long day, immediately settles into his desk chair, and finally whips his cock out - which has been half hard and begging for attention all damn day. And, like, he blissfully sighs once he’s finally wrapped his hand around it and gruffly says, “Don’t think I forgot about you, pretty guy,” as he begins to languidly stroke the length of it. Do you think he does that???

#18+ only!!! #mdni #please excuse me #it’s late and i’m having *thoughts* #unrighteous thoughts #eddie munson #eddie’s pretty guy <3 #aka richard munson #aka dick the prick #aka aka vlad the impaler (as some other eddie fic writers have dubbed him) #or mr. pussypounder if you’re nasty #let’s be real this man has the dorkiest fucking names for everything - including his dick #eddie munson thoughts #eddie munson hc #stranger things #stranger things 4 #eddie stranger things #stranger things vol 4

[folkloregirlfriend]

excuse me

#fuck you for writing this for real #its always him its always richard siken

[drunkonimagination]

i finally watched north and south bbc miniseries and oh my fucking god that was so good and both the protagonists were so damn hot

#and the look of pure adoration he gives her for the entire duration of the very last sequence???? #fuck it #fuck you richard armitage #no but for real #i always talk about the field scene in p&p but how are we all sleeping on the n&s train station scene??????? #the fucking masterpiece itself??????? #north and south #north and south bbc #richard armitage

[inahallucination]

yall i actually really like cameron

#Richard Cameron #its about the angst the lack of choices the being placed in a life where ur trained to always prioritize ur future becuz the second u falter #ur considered a failure #its about trying to fit in its about not having all the information its about trying to choose what u think is better its about fucking up t #o the point of what you think is no redemption #its about the ANGST #the real villains were nolan and mr perry lets get that clear

[peachy-lutin]

Richard why would you do this?

#richard ayoade #text post #graham linehan #fucking glinny #for real tho Richard jeez #this is so disappointing