#And Dogs Bark right

[suiheisen]

you think YOU had a bad day at work?

bonus: sid shrieking "no!!!! NO!!!!!" loud enough to be heard in the stands and on camera

#this is now my FAVOURITE game i've watched in real life knocking the game misconduct one off the number one rank #he was so annoyed the entire game and so annoying about it :') #he kept shrieking away on the bench and i couldn't hear a word from where i was seated #but you could just hear this constant yipping away dhfsgfkjshgfsjf PLEASE it was so funny your 36-year-old babygirl was BARKING #drew kept sitting there like... is mom okay... i don't think mom's okay... #also extremely good for me (since he wasn't really hurt) was the whumpfest of it all oh my god what ancient gods did he anger......... #geno kept Hovering in concern #po kept giving him little shoulder pats the way a sweet brave babyboy would try his best to soothe a rabid little dog #ek of course kept trying to slide right inside him and also kept skating up to him and STARING him in the face in concern/lust/both #also guys this is my first time in canada ever!!!!!!!! i'm excited #anyway. very good game for me sorry for this post but you know i love a #long post #sidney crosby #evgeni malkin #pittsburgh penguins #also!!! to all who celebrate #ramadan kareem/eid mubarak #<333 staying with a friend here through the eid celebration and they've been cooking and everything smells so good

[bishy437]

jwy: go anywhere near that dog and i’ll break both your legs

nhs: goodness, we’ve only just woken up and already you’re threatening me!

(no huaisangs or dogs were harmed!!)

#just nhs being bitchy in the morning lmaoooo #don’t disturb his sleep fairy!!!! #this is inspired by my life…there was a dog right outside my bedroom for a month that wouldn’t stop barking… #obligatory pls don’t steal my tags tag <3 #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #jin ling #nie huaisang #jiang cheng #sangcheng #mine

[finniscrying]

*rattles the bars of my enclosure* LET ME AT HIM LET ME AT HIM

#fhjy spoilers #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy #fantasy high junior year #pok gukgak #i'm on my knees #brennan lee mulligan you dirty dog #meowing barking screaming without the s #listen i mean if sklonda moved on i feel like pok is fair game right /j

[yuwuta]

yuuta exhibits such previously abandoned, recently adopted dog behavior. incredibly anxious all the time, even though nobody’s out to get him or leave him behind. waits for you to return home or from school or from work excitedly, just to see you when you walk through the door. follows you around senselessly, hovering in your space just for the sake of companionship. initiates affection in prodding ways—starts off next to you, then a hand on your thigh, then deems it safe to lay all the way down, then slowly pushes his head into your lap. gets up whenever you need to get up, and resumes his position as soon as you’re ready. brings you gifts as a sign that he’s thinking of you, and maybe because he likes the affection it brings out in you, maybe because he likes the gentle affirming touches of a hand in his hair or a pinch to his cheek. rests his head on your stomach or his chin on your shoulder when he’s sleepy, stays there, immobile, and will not move unless absolutely necessary. sometimes he gets surprised when he hears you calling for him, there’s a moment of disbelief as he thinks “me? really? you need me?” but it’s very quickly overshadowed by this compulsive need to show up, to please, to do anything for you, which is why he always answers when you call. he doesn’t realize that he has puppygod eyes, especially when he’s excited or confused, but he does and it’s incredible endearing. very reluctant to share your space or attention after a while, considers that to be sacred and he won’t risk being let go or lost again, so as a safety precaution, he keeps himself right by you, waits for you always. 

#atp i need to shut and write the omega verse fics that consistency plague my mind #but while im here time for my obligatory megumi mention bc i mentioned dogs teehee #yes megumi attack dog hes megumi grumbly yes megumi bark bark bite bite BUT BUT BUTTTT #megumi is also used to like... hm........ taming? having? caring for? people in his life and also literal (divine) dogs #so for him yes he bites and barks #but he also... he gets confused if YOU dont follow him around like a puppy bc everyone else in his life has so why not you? #gojo's always been the annoying yapping pomeranian chewing on his arm even if he didn't ask #always in megumi's space even tho he didn't ask but he learned to deal with it #won't admit it but knows that too much attention is better than having someone who couldn't give a shit about you #yuuji is the golden in everybody's life and megumi is no exception #unmovable unshakeable and incredibly addictive even if he doesn't mean to be #and very very attached to the people he cares about so yeah yuuji is loud and annoying but he's also loyal and megumi respects that so fine #nobara is like... she decided she liked megumi and was upset about it so she bit his ankle and he tried to kick her off but she has too muc #pride to get shaken off by someone as scrawny as megumi and somewhere along the way megumi became impressed that she was still there even i #it hurt a bit and she was a little rough it's not like he was worse so fine whatever she can stay too #so if you like... if you dont hover around megumi if you dont pry if you dont prod then he has to be the dog smh #now he's gotta bite for your attention and nudge you and how annoying. he's gonna keep doing it tho. as long as he has to #or until you learn to fall in line and accept your leash too whichever comes first n e way.... anyway............. #somebody's pampered omega always gets what he wants megumi complex is showing...... #this was about yuuta right? ok i'll put his tags now.... #juju #jujutsu kaisen smut #jjk x reader #jjk smut #jjk fluff #jujutsu kaisen x reader #yuuta okkotsu x reader #yuta okkotsu x reader

[pcktknife]

laios not a real crab eater like me I woulda ripped that bitch asunder no tools necessary

#like if u dont get in there and tear that shit up #wanna bark like a dog but not maul like one 🙄 #marcille tho? thats a real crab eater #this is all i could think abt for the rest of the mimic episode #kae.txt #dunmeshi spoilers #i just really love crab #and i also love mimics fave fantasy monster right there ☺️

[sancastarcs]

WAIT...WHO THE FUCK TURNED SANJI INTO A DOG ZOMBIEWYSGAJSGSGSFSGACAVSGAG

#THAT DOG IS SANJI RIGHT??? 😭😭😭😭 #one piece #vinsmoke sanji #sanji #thriller bark #thriller bark arc

[barkyboybeloved]

This is such a hyper specific ask but other therians, can you tag your police dogs? Most of the time they are just posted under "working dog" and I'll be honest, I Hate seeing cop dogs. They are used for almost nothing except violence and the history of when and why they started to be used is actually horrorifying.

Tag your police dogs, I have the tag blocked for a reason and I feel bad blocking people for something as Lil as this but idk I've seen an influx on cop dog posts.

They are incredibly triggering (to me and my general circle at least) to PoC and specifically Black folks. Police dogs have never been a cool or fun thing to our communities. /nm /srs

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Reblogs are definitely okay and appreciated

#i just wanna be able to filter it #i am so hyper aware if history #i am a black man whos greatgrandparents fought directly in the civil rights movement #my uncle has scars from having a police dog sicked on him #i dont want to see these puppies in the hands of the police /srs #just tag them #i beg of you #police dogs #acab #police dog #k9 unite #cw police brutality #therian #black therian #barks at queue #duckdog barks #discourse #i guess #tag request

[h3rmess]

if I ever say I miss my man, 9 times out of 10, I'm talking about this fella right here

KENYU YUKIMIYA IM SO DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH YOU PLSSSS

when I saw him for the first time saying, "It's an honour," I KNEW I SIMPLY HAD NO CHOICE. I got on my knees instantly and said yes sir

there's loads of ppl who hate him, but he's my king :(

he's so cool on the field PLS JUST ONE CHANCE.

HIM AND THOSE GLASSES GIVE ME A BREAK. we can tell who did it better between him and zantetsu (it was him)

nawww even his name is cute I wanna eat him.

like kenyu...get in my bed pls? (this only makes sense if you say it out loud, but kenyu sounds like can you haha funny joke no one laughed time to cry in the corner of my room 😍)

I need to finish reading the manga.. I need more of him 😈😈 (im only here for reo's awakening pls... that's my baby boy, my goat 🥰🥰)

#blue lock #bllk #blue lock yukimiya #bllk yukimiya #bllk kenyu #yukimiya kenyu #husband #married with four kids #hes literally next to me rn #i love him #yes sir #complying to his command without question #BARK #RAWR #MEOWWWW #if he needs a dog im right here #ONE CHANCE PLSSS IM BEGGING #my goat #BAAAAA

[howlsnteeth]

how is your puppy? any good news?

hi! sorry i haven't posted publicly about it much, i have bad anxiety about "not posting if it's not art/people don't like that/will dislike you" etc, but! very good news. he did have surgery and a tiny metal plate fixed in, and has been recovering really well! he's pretty much back to 100% now in energy, and has a final xray in a couple of weeks! the cost was fucking insane so my family has started pet insurance for him lmao

world's bravest little man!! it was his front left leg which is still mostly shaved in this pic

#barks #thanks for all the support too :D #pet death mention in tags #>>>>>>> #i'm actually unfortunately at my parents again right now because our other family dog (who was 17) had to be put down #i'm fine about it she was extremely loved and had 'been gone' for a long time coming if that makes sense #now sooty is the only dog in the family pfft

[border-collie]

IDK I guess at the end of the day, I don't think people understand the differences in energy requirements for different breeds and more importantly individual dogs. Ever is a higher energy dog than Moxie, she needs more pure physical movement to be content where as Moxie requires more mental work than Ever and likes to watch out the windows and such. Both of them spend most of the day dozing on their own accord. And both are high drive dogs when it comes to work.

Simply conflating the physical energy requirements with the mental stimulation requirements puts the dogs at a disadvantage in the human-dog relationship. I think you can generalize OK by breed, better by line, and best by individual on what the requirements are for any given dog, but I think they are still subject to change over time and circumstances.

#bark bark bark #moving my thoughts out of the comments of someone elses post #I think people fetishize the need for physical stimulation that they breed for that #when I honestly thing dogs that need more mental stimulation are more careful and thoughtful in their actions. #take in point right now: Moxie is watching her cat as she sits in one place and Ever is batting a ball around #both are self contained but one is mental stimulation and one is physical and most pet homes want the dog that will sit and look out a wind #over the one that needs more physical requirements

[songsintheattic]

if i do not get good sleep tonight i am going to have a Woman Moment so severe i will end up in jail

#it's literally been like over a month getting garbage sleep most nights #which i mean yeah i used to be so much worse but still I'm doing everything right #and that stuff is mostly working #and i keep getting woken up #mostly by the stupid coyotes who i can't even go chase off like a lunatic because they're not even actually in my yard #they're just loud af and my stupid dog starts barking #im about to turn the dog into a rug too

[emotionally-excitable-guarddog]

< Well @emotionallyineptmedics and @emotionally-bisexual-soldier , you guys may have been inexplicably turned to dogs (totally not by a wizard of sorts), but being a dog ain’t so bad at all! It’s great! I know me an’ Solly are gonna have a BLAST! (Medic said he was going to run some ‘tests’ before joining us!).

I always wanted more canine friends around and, in a way, that wish came true!! X3 >

#HEHHE #((ooc: DOG BEAM GO BRRR #this was inspired by that dog reblog chain from yesterday mwehehe >:] #they are all so ILLY! #i think I did good on drawing Iziban hound Medics #but for the life of me i could not get pittie solly right *sobs* #i have an alt version of Solly with his helmet on if ya want that Box! :D #they are all so precious to me <3 #tf2 guard dog #emotionally excitable guard dog #tf2 #barkin bark #guard dog tf2 #emotionally excitable guarddog #emotionally bisexual soldier #emotionally inept medic

[clericofinfamy]

roman reigns - survivor series 2020.

🫠

#i must edit him every time #because like he just deserves it #he can breath and be sexy #like i’m right there barking like a dog #ugh #just beat my ass please #roman reigns edit #roman reigns #wwe #wwe raw #wwe smackdown #wwe edit #head of the table #the bloodline #aew

[feral-and-or-horny]

I'm so tired, I want someone to drug me and use me in my sleep just so I have an excuse to sleep as long as possible

#why does no one in this hpuse believe in sleeping late??? #my dad wants me to watch the dogs #which is fine i understand the importance #but instead of sending them down to my room whwre we can chill #he got the fucking laser pointer and now one of the dogs is a feral jackass who wont stop barking at me unless i play with it too #i cant even half ass it because she gets so excited she turns stupid #and throws a tantrum if she cant find it #and for some reapns she completely forgets that pointing and saying ''its right there'' means ''im showimg ypu where the light is'' #i just want to sleep please #my post #nblw nsft #nsft lesbian #nsft wlw #queer nsft #sapphic nsft #wlw nsft #nblw and wlw only #lesbian nsft #wlw and nblw only #men dni #trans nsft #nsft concept

[doginthevoid]

To those new to the therian community (& the otherkin/alterhuman community as a whole, honestly), if you're trying to figure out your kintype and you're struggling I have an insider secret for you.

Just pick one. Just pick a label that feels good enough and run with it. Nobody is gunna challenge you and ask you, well how do you KNOW? and if they do, they're a fuckin weirdo and you can tell em to fuck off. You don't need to be 100% sure. You can actually just do what you want, forever. Maybe you'll realize it isnt for you and move on. Maybe you won't. Fuck it

#idk i see some people worrying themselves sick #trying to figure out their species or god forbid even something specific like a dog breed or something #and its like man idk #how about we stop being so business all the time #woof woof am i right #clem barks #otherkin #therian #alterhuman #kin #kinblr #kintype #dogkin #dog therian #otherkin community #otherfolk #idk what the tags are anymore

[kangals]

Zoe can I get a Butters update. 👉👈 I’m thinking about Her…… is she still biting asses… is she still forsaking you for the radiator… is she still bullying Weewa…

she has not had any ass to bite in a while 😔 but she did come up with me to my parents house for thanksgiving and enjoyed standing on top of all of their counters Menacingly.

also I finally replaced her ancient old feather-wand toy with a new lure and she is LOVING it and now I feel bad that she was stuck with the shitty old broken one for so long

#she is still enjoying Hot Radiator season very much #also the other day Stellina was barking and butters was ignoring her and I remember how we both used to be SO sensitive to dog noise #and would startle whenever a dog barked (bc Boone was always so silent) #having a collie cured that right away #butters