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yezielmoore · 2 years

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I know that wanting to see the twins grown up is as controversial a wish as it is desired. But friends friends, there are so many possibilities to get this in a handful of quests that are completely not canon, but funny as hell.

Possibility number one: WoL is trotting around the New World and they eat some weird mushroom/rock/whatever and they trip balls, hallucinating a whole Hildibrand-esque adventure where the twins are adults and co-leaders of a Private Eye business and you joined them in solving a mystery. The other Scions are also around filling the roles as you see fit.

Possibility number two: WoL accidentally on purpose travels to an alternate reality where everything is the same except the twins changed ages (and maybe roles) with Urianger and Thancred. It’s probably as unsettling as it is hilarious and we go home a week later with souvenirs and a headache named Thancred because he was a charming little shit who kept stepping into trouble.

Possibility number three: WoL picks up the wrong artifact in a cave and gets transported 20 years into the future for, like, a weekend and they meet the whole gang. Thancred is retired and teaches the basics of fighting to the new recruits. He, along with Tataru, are the stationary centers of their spy network. In a twist of fate, Urianger, who received less of a beating in general, trots around the world doing tarot readings, participating in plays and gathering information to send back home. Y'shtola cracked the secret of traveling the rift (with help ofc) and hasn't been seen in like 12 years. She sends scraps of paper with a status report once a month or something, like it's twitter but she's being billed by character.

G'raha and Alisae became world renowned adventurers in their own right. They ended up teaming up like a decade ago after one too many closed calls and are somewhere in the world/universe having ALL the fun. Meanwhile, Alphi was a traveling diplomat for years until he did as Esti predicted and booted his father from his seat in the Forum and proceeded to, very politely, drag Sharlayan into the wider world. There wasn’t any kicking and screaming because by the time they realized what was going on it was too late.

Estinien still travels around a bit, but mostly he divides his time between Thavnair and Ishgard. The petty fights between Vytra and Aymeric over who is the better sugar daddy are legendary. Estinien pretends he’s blind, deaf and dumb when people bring this up. Krile is the head of the Students of Baldesion and probably has solved a dozen mysteries or more in that time.

Current WoL changed places with us, and because SE won’t kill our character, we get told they are either retired on an island of our own, but we still visit! Still traveling around making friends and getting into trouble. Or we settled down somewhere (kept vague for the million shippers in the back). Or… etc.

....

ok, but now i want to write this and that's just not fair.

#ffxiv #final fantasy xiv

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bansheeoftheforest · 3 years

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*kisses you* /p

As per my headcanon, Jekyll owns a garden. And I like to imagine that he experiments a bit on some of the plants, ranging from "more colors" "Stonger smell" To "This snapdragon could swallow you whole, but would rather eat raspberries out of your hand like some weird horse"

Jekyll should also own a horse, at the very least every stable in London should know him by name since hes probably too busy to actually take care of a horse 😔. I was about to ask what name Jekyll would give a horse but then I realized he would probably name it after some alchemy person

*slams hands on table* ZOMBIE HORSE. Or ohhhh! Skeleton horse >:3. What would a chuch grim horse look like? Like shadowmere from Skyrim? In fact if shadowmere wasn't made from Sithis Juice™ I'd bet he's a church grim. Theres a stong chance she still could be actually. Shadowmere my beloved <3 hey have you ever played Oblivion? The Khajiits look like the cheeto mascot and being a vampire sucks. But its v fun and I love destroying everyone with that one powerful staff

I think Jekyll would like spiders. They're v cute ::::)

Speaking of, moths are grand and I adore them. I think Luna moths and Comet moths should know each other

Do you like mushrooms/fungi? Do you have a favorite, I adore all mushrooms but I think the Barbie Pagoda, the "Toadstool" Mushroom, and whatever the heck the one that zombifies bugs is called, are my favorites

Favorite video game 🔫

Oh wow I'm really going to try to reply to all of this on my phone Huh.

Anyways! I love that HC and I accept it wholeheartedly, I feel like it would make a lot of sense for him to have a lot of plants bc so many of them can be used in alchemy. Plants are so lovely and I'd like to say that I have a lot but the plants my family have are all like 15 years old and also half dead BC all of us forgot to take care of them. I spontaneously bought a Bride orchid a few months back. It's very dead </3 I'd like to imagine that he has a sun/plantroom in his house and that he would have a lot in the society too, if not for the fact that he doesn't really have time to tend to them, but my version of Jekyll definitely has a lot of plants<3

He definitely should own a horse and that horse is a Clydesdale named Mayhem /j but I like the thought of him having horses. Specifically either those really ragged horses that only farmers use BC they have no better BC he thinks they deserve a good life (and very much will be offended if anyone dares to try to suggest he buys a new horse) or he would have those really, really fancy white purebreeds. Either way he would definitely be a horse girl and one of those that would be obsessed with buying accessories for them. All his horses, tended to by stable boys, hired or otherwise, would all be spoiled rotten <3 (new drinking game; take a shot everytime I use a <3)

I remember watching videos about commanding in skeleton and zombie horses into minecraft and i thought it was THE SHIT when I was a kid! Skeleton horses my beloved!! Henry can have a zombie horse, as a treat. You know Henry with Shadowmare would be absolutely terrifying and so cool... Although I will probably spoil your fun by saying that, at least in folklore, a church grim (of any race or species) would probably just be a black-coloured, ragged looking animal with a slightly ghostly... Vibe to it? Nothing completely demonic about them, they just have That Wrong Vibe and look like a stray/neglected most of the time, I think that’s v fun <3

I’m a fake Elder scrolls fan bc I have only played Skyrim, sadly. I have watched some videos about Oblivion but it was mostly “trying to beat Oblivion with only X” videos and stuff, but I HAVE Seen the khajiits from there and just... Im glad that I’m used to how they look in Skyrim XD

Jekyll would be someone to like spiders and his lab would probably be covered in spiderwebs, not bc he doesn’t clean but bc he would feel bad destroying the beautiful webs. Maybe he would try to genetically enhance a spider to be the size of a puppy? I feel like spiders would be much cuter if they were larger, at least the thicc hairy ones. The spinely ones still freaks me out tho XD

Moths are so fucking beautiful but they are dumb as bricks. A few months ago a moth accidentally came into my room, scared the shit out of me, and then got stuck in the blinds and went back and forth with the length of one of the... Blades of the blinds? Strips? Sounding like a fucking jet engine until my sister caught it and put it outside again. The most common moths I have seen are emperor moths and I think blood vein moths? Very cute when they don’t scare the shit out of me <3

I’m not an expert on them but I think they are cool, as long as I don’t have to touch them most of the time-- fungi, at least, actual edible mushrooms are fine tho. I remember when I was in like... First grade, my class went on a field trip with a lady who owned a funky bus that she used to teach kids about nature and shit, and she taught us a lot about mushrooms and the parts of mushrooms, I think she talked about toadstolls a lot and did the classic “don’t eat the red mushrooms, you will die” speech, and she also gave us speeches about how everything in Australia (which is fun, since we are on the other side of the world) is out to kill you. It was fun <3 ANyways I’m a basic bitch, so I’m going to say that chanterelles and champignon are my favourite mushrooms bc those are some of the only ones I know and they taste v good. I think we are entering chanterelle season here so I’m going to try to convince my parents to buy some to make a stew out off <3<3

It will come as no surprise when I say Skyrim, right? Skyrim and Assassin’s creed Origins/Syndicate. I absolutely love Skyrim and I love AC, I forced my sister to buy Origins bc it was the first AC game I got interested in bc I was in the middle of an Ancient Egypt phase and I fell in love with the franchise. I bought Syndicate premium edition (with all DLCs and extras) for 75sek/7$ bc it was on sale bc it’s such an old game and I absolutely love it, I have been so tempted to make a Syndicate / TGS crossover bc it is basically in the same time period and I would very much like Henry to be the frye twins secret poison supplier. My bff bought me Odyssey when it was on sale for my birthday but I haven’t gotten around to play it yet bc I’m still not finished with Syndicate, and my sister bought me Valhalla for my birthday last year but our computer is a potato and can’t run it. I ruined my Skyrim with too many mods and I haven’t had time to play a lot of games lately, sadly </3

#Ah... rambles my beloved.#you always know how to distract the shit out of me and now im going to see if there are any more ac games on sale <3 #ask #darling-dolly-darlene #long post

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meleuki · 5 years

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g2k me uncomfortably well

1. What is your middle name?

It’s my grandmother’s first name. I’m not gonna say what it is tho.

2. How old are you?

I am an age.

3. When is your birthday?

31st of March, same day as Angus Young hell yeah.

4. What is your zodiac sign?

Aries

5. What is your favourite colour?

Black, Purple & Red.

6. What’s your lucky number?

1,714 (long story).

7. Do you have any pets?

I have one little dog, he’s cute asf.

8. Where are you from?

Australia.

9. How tall are you?

5′4/5′5, I can’t tell most of the time.

10. What shoe size are you?

US 9 or 10

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

um like 12, but I only wear about 5 of them regularly.

12. What was your last dream about?

some dude turning into this cannibalistic animal type thing & me becoming friends with two ghost boys who murdered a bunch of people, and then got murdered and having to figure the rest of the case out for them. (supernatural has kinda been rubbing off on my dreams lmao.)

13. What talents do you have?

I can play guitar and piano. I can cook pretty good?? I also have a talent for being a dumb ass.

14. Are you psychic in any way?

I don’t believe I am.

15. Favourite song?

atm, Enter Sandman by Metallica

16. Favourite movie?

IT (2017), or, Scream.

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

oh golly, I don’t know actually. I just think I need someone who has some confidence, a kind soul and an open mind, and is able to put a smile on my face even when i dont want it. So far, I haven’t met someone who has caught my eye, but i hope one day I do.

18. Do you want children?

Yes, YES.

19. Do you want a church wedding?

no I don’t. I want one in a garden area type thingy.

20. Are you religious?

i’m not sure.

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

yeah like 4-5 times.

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

nope, I don’t plan on it.

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

I haven’t.

24. Baths or showers?

both

25. What color socks are you wearing?

I’m not wearing any.

26. Have you ever been famous?

pft, nope.

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

I would, but only for the reach of my music.

28. What type of music do you like?

Rock ‘n Roll, Blues, Jazz, Indie, Classical, Punk, etc. (pretty much anything)

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

I have never.

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

four. two under my head, and two on the side of my bed.

31. What position do you usually sleep in?

i’m either on my right or my left side, one leg up so my knee is diagonal with my stomach and one stretched out, one hand at my chest and one arm resting over my side.

32. How big is your house?

one story, medium size ish.

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

coffee... and maybe sometimes I’ll have a smoothie.

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

yeppp, I have. It was ages ago tho.

35. Have you ever tried archery?

I’ve only really ever done archery on summer camps or school camps. Although I was pretty good at it whenever I tried.

36. Favourite clean word?

spellbinding

37. Favorite swear word?

F U C K

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?

Maybe a little over two days.

39. Do you have any scars?

I do. Some on my knees, a lot on my back and my hips. My fingers are pretty scratched up a lot too.

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

‘scuse me what? no, never.

41. Are you a good liar?

Indeed I am. But I don’t like to lie.

42. Are you a good judge of character?

I’d like to think I’m good at reading people.

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

I can do a pretty generic American accent and a stupid posh British one.

44. Do you have a strong accent?

I’d say I don’t, especially hearing me compared to some other Australians - my accent isn’t strong at all. You can definitely tell where I’m from though.

45. What is your favourite accent?

Russian, or German.

46. What is your personality type?

Chaotic dumb bitch, who rants about nature, peace and love.

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

um, my macpac jacket, which was like $300. (It was also a birthday present from my mum, and she worked there at the time so it was cheap.)

48. Can you curl your tongue?

I think I can??

49. Are you an innie or an outie?

Innie.

50. Left or right-handed?

right-handed. A bitch can do jack shit with her left.

51. Are you scared of spiders?

I used to be, I kinda want a pet tarantula now tbh.

52. Favourite food?

Chicken noodle soup, fight me.

53. Favourite foreign food?

Lasagne.

54. Are you a clean or messy person?

Usually, I’m pretty messy, I can’t work in an environment that is completely clean, but somedays I just like to clean shit up.

55. Most used phrase?

“Sorry, what?”

56. Most used word?

definitely, “bro”.

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

if a shower is included, like an hour. But without a shower, like 20mins.

58. Do you have much of an ego?

No, I don’t.

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

Suck them. (how tf you gon taste a lollipop if you bite it??)

60. Do you talk to yourself?

All the fucking time. When I’m writing I talk myself through the story by mumbling the words to myself a lot. Other times I might be doing the dishes, getting dressed or doing something mundane and I’ll just begin to have a conversation with myself.

61. Do you sing to yourself?

bitch yes, all the fucking time.

62. Are you a good singer?

I like to think that I’m okay.

63. Biggest Fear?

Losing my ability to see.

64. Are you a gossip?

No, unless the person in question has done something shitty to me or a close friend, AND I will only talk about with a close friend.

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?

The Perks Of Being A Wallflower

66. Do you like long or short hair?

I don’t mind either way, but long hair makes my knees weak.

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

bitch, HAHAH, nope.

68. Favourite school subject?

English, but really only when we’re doing creative writing.

69. Extrovert or Introvert?

Smack me right in the middle.

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

nope, never ever, and I never plan on it.

71. What makes you nervous?

A lot of shit, not gonna lie.

72. Are you scared of the dark?

yES, the dark stems from my main fear, loss of my sight. I can’t be in control of the situations around me.

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

depends what kind of mistakes we’re taking here.

74. Are you ticklish?

yes, and I fucken hate it.

75. Have you ever started a rumour?

I don’t think I ever have. Maybe accidentally?

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

people call me a mum? So, I guess?

77. Have you ever drank underage?

wtf no, who do u think I am wtf???? JK, yes, all the time. Whenever I get the chance.

78. Have you ever done drugs?

ask @xx-kurt-cocaine--xx .

79. Who was your first real crush?

Some dude named Tyler, he turned out to be an ass tho.

80. How many piercings do you have?

Just my ears, but I want like four more.

81. Can you roll your R’s?

a little, but only for like two seconds.

82. How fast can you type?

@livewiredroger tells me I’m an aggresive typer so, I guess I’m pretty fast at punching the fuck outta my keyboard.

83. How fast can you run?

ok, kinda hate running, it hurts my tits. But I’m a sprinter, long-distances kill me.

84. What colour is your hair?

black, dark brown and honey brown. I dyed it black and it’s growing out, looks cool tho so I don’t mind.

85. What color is your eyes?

blue, green, grey. I don’t know which one, I’ve been told all of them too many times.

86. What are you allergic to?

nothing that I know of. Pretty sure I’ve got an intolerence to mushrooms tho, and dairy does weird things to my stomach.

87. Do you keep a journal?

I do, I haven’t written in it in a few weeks tho. Reading back through my depressive episodes isn’t a fun trip.

88. What do your parents do?

job-wise? They’re both teachers for primary school kids.

89. Do you like your age?

I guess? I dunno.

90. What makes you angry?

A lot of things, but I’ve learnt to control it, mostly.

91. Do you like your own name?

I don’t hate it.

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

I have. Boy names; East, Patrick, Samuel. Girls names; Piper, Lila, Milan.

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

I would love a boy. If I had a girl I would love her all the same. But right now, a boy is what I have in mind.

94. What are you strengths?

kill em with kindness

95. What are your weaknesses?

I can be very forward, or very frustrated.

96. How did you get your name?

my mum just turned to my dad and was like, “hey what about this?” and my dad was like, “yup, sure thing.”

97. Were your ancestors royalty?

NAh.

98. Do you have any scars?

I answered this one already?

99. Colour of your bedspread?

blue and beige.

100. Colour of your room?

One wall is aqua blue, the others are white. Mostly blue aesthetic I guess.

I tag: @guns-n-crue @gretavanyeeeeet @solohqrry @punkslap @livewiredroger

@antheasnow @malibubarbievince

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seafoamchild · 7 years

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may 14th, 2017

last night was so fun. i went to madison for a grad party but then me and julian went to a russian dumpling restaurant and put magic mushrooms on our dumplings right in the middle of the fucking restaurant and just ate them. we started coming up while we were at the bar. i love that feeling when you know a shroomy adventure is about to happen. we walked up to mansion hill and laid in the grass and just looked up at the trees and the stars as everything started to morph and pixelate. i closed my eyes and saw some very weird shit.

i came out of my trance and julian was gone and i thought i was gonna be all alone for the rest of my trip and everything was moving so much. but then julian came back. we walked through the park at night and everything was so funny. we just laughed and laughed. we walked past a creepy looking guy with sunglasses sitting on a park bench in the dark at one o clock in the morning and we were just like “hey” and like five seconds went by before the guy said “how you doin” in this super creepy voice and it was so funny. we walked through the park along the lake and it was so still and pretty. then julian was like “so my friend accidentally killed someone here” and i was like WHAT THE FUCK and he was like Yeah she drove like the maintenance truck for the city park service and just ran over this old lady who was tanning and we honestly couldn’t stop laughing about how fucking fucked up that is and then he was like “oh yeah my friend John accidentally killed someone too” like he also fucking ran over someone with his truck apparently by accident and i was just like what the fUCK is even real right now

then we were like climbing up on this ridge next to the lake behind this corporate building and it felt like such an adventure and i remembered the time i worked as a delivery girl and i brought chipotle to this guy at a frat house and he somehow knew who i was and he was like “hey i want you to have this” and gave me a fucking rig and i was like what the fuck?? and he was like yeah this rig is worth like $150 but you can have it for free and can you like me on facebook? and i was just like WHAT HOW DO YOU KNOW ME like that is one of the weirdest things that’s ever happened to me

and then i remembered the time i was drying dishes in tanzania at seven o clock in the morning and then a dead chicken fell out of the sky and landed right next to me and i was so stunned and i just could not believe what had happened and i went and told everyone and it was just like WHAT IS THIS and then i told julian about when i was walking around the ardnamurchan peninsula in scotland with jenny and we just found a severed sheep head on the ground and it looked so fucking satanic.

oh and then we were just sitting on a wall on gorham street and all these cop cars came zooming down the street to this commotion that was going on a couple blocks away and we heard a cop scream “DROP YOUR WEAPONS!” and we just watched the whole thing unfold and we were just like What the fuck is this place honestly... i think everyone was fine. and then we walked down the street and these two drunk girls were just running down the sidewalk screaming nonsense and this girl literally almost got hit by a car because she ran right out into the street and it was so stupid but we couldn’t stop laughing at how dumb she was.

we talked so much about wisconsin and how weird it is to be from here and to come back here after seeing other parts of the world and realizing how midwestern everyone is and how much they like being midwestern and how they’re just so comfortable with drinking beer and watching football and going to the bar and just... i don’t know. it’s really not for me, this culture. madison is so fucking vanilla and i honestly hate it. i forgot how much i hated it. people are just so boring. i don’t know if i’m just always meeting the wrong people there but honestly everyone i meet is so fucking boring or trying too hard and it’s just... we’re not on the same wavelength. and also the drinking/bar culture is absolutely horrible.

me and julian went to the livesaving station on the lake and went down to the water and just looked out at the city lights that were morphing and glowing and blooming. it was beautiful. the moon was beautiful, it was just beginning to wane. pretty sure we heard an animal being killed in the bushes. we talked about how it’s so weird to think about getting a career so you can make money but then you have money and aren’t happy. like so many of my friends are entering the workforce and they’re like “yeah i have money now but i hate my job” and it’s just like, i don’t know, what even is the point then? obviously you can’t really survive without any money but like, i feel like there have to be other paths to take besides just having an unfulfilling job while i’m still this young. i just can’t stand the thought of following the societal norm.

we went to brittingham park and just looked out at the lake and how still it was and how the lit-up houses on the other side had perfect reflections in the water. it was a smooth, flawless mirror. the lake was the same color as the 4am sky. i was still tripping a bit and it looked like the houses and their reflections were like magical sideways faces, floating in the pre-dawn nothingness, all connected with magical energy.

we also talked about how we’re both just kind of loners and we do our own thing but that’s actually so cool and a lot of people can’t be like that. a lot of people need structure, they need to be told what to do, they just need to be in a group setting. but i have done so much on my own without a plan and i don’t really need much help. like i traveled alone for almost 9 months and i think i’m realizing how many people would just never do that. how much that would scare people, to be so vulnerable out in a foreign place for such a long time. i think it’s really cool that i thrived in that situation and made so many good things happen. it just occurred to me that i’m a pretty cool person and so many people think i’m crazy, which i mean, i kind of am, but i think i scare people sometimes because i literally just do what i want and i don’t care. some people are so stuck in their mindsets. like all those people who thought i was crazy for doing LSD and mushrooms. honestly not to sound like a total hippie but those things are just portrayed as “illegal drugs” therefore they must be horrible and scary and dangerous but our society will never admit how healing and uplifting and spiritually renewing psychedelics can be. people are just so scared of things they don’t understand and i wish there wasn’t such a stigma attached to experimenting with hallucinogens because they really can help you talk about everything you’ve been thinking about, they can help you with all the introspection that you didn’t even know you needed.

i’m really glad we did those mushrooms. we walked for literally 5 hours straight. like we probably walked at least 11 miles. and we didn’t eat anything. we got a pizza from kwik trip but it looked gross. my legs are so sore now and i’m so exhausted, mentally and physically, but i really needed that trip to help me talk about all these thoughts i’ve been having. it was so cathartic. and it made me realize that i really don’t want to live in madison this summer like i thought i did. i hate that place. i really do. never again. there’s a reason i hated it so much in college and it’s not just because i was crazy. i belong elsewhere. i love myself.

#journal #drugs #long

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