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#A Sick Wild Child
skepsiss · 5 months
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I understand people love giving Steve and/or Eddie a dog or a cat and that's super sweet but... Guys. I hate this but Steve and Eddie are Bird and Reptile people.
They would come by owning a bird totally by accident because "they don't have time for pets," "they make the house messy/harder to clean," "we travel too much" etc etc. But then they would just become OBSESSED with rescuing birds.
Eddie loves the exotics and teaches them to sing and say the dirtiest things. While Steve adored finches and little birds like that.
Eddie would also 1000% have an Iguana or a Tengu and walk it around on a leash like a fucking nerd.
You'd come over and they'd each have at least one bird on their shoulder.
They're bird people.
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alfairy · 2 years
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I hope they keep expanding on the baseball thing in Sonic 3. Make it a super important plot point/character moment again
*flashback to 50 years ago*
Shadow: What do you wanna do when we finally get to go to earth, Maria?
Maria: A whole bunch of stuff. I always wanted to try a sport. I really wanna try playing baseball :)
*Later on in the movie*
Sonic: Hey Shadow wanna play baseball with us
Sonic: Why are you crying
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frogshapedfairy · 4 months
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Nan my beloved :,)
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skyloftian-nutcase · 2 years
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Minor Adjustments (LU fanfic)
@wildsdomain This one’s for you since you enjoyed my Skyloft headcanons so much. :)
Summary: When the Chain steps through a portal and ends up on a seemingly floating piece of rock, they suddenly realize that there was far more to the Hero of the Sky’s title than they previously thought.
When Wild walked through the dark portal, he tensed his body in apprehension. It was an odd sensation, passing through the dark cold, but the worst part was never knowing what would be on the other side. It was almost like entering the ancient shrines that were designed to help him train, except there was no announcement on what to expect or how to handle the new environment. They just had to adapt quickly and put the pieces together, and if they were lucky, they’d be in one realm long enough to complete their deductions before they ran into another portal.
The group had seemingly decent luck when it came to these portals. Nearly every time they’d passed through one, it had been a fairly safe environment on the other end, at least initially (except for when Time nearly got skewered in his own forest).
This time, however, was different.
When Wild finished passing through the portal, the chill of dark magic seemed to cling to him. Instead of making his hair stand up, however, he just felt a strong gust of wind tear through him, and he shivered and stumbled back, almost knocked over. He was suddenly reminded of the flight range close to Rito Village back in his own land.
Leaning into the wind, Wild glanced around to see how the others were doing and where they were. Although the immediate sensations reminded him of home, he quickly deduced that he was not anywhere familiar. All around them was blue sky with the occasional wisps of clouds lazily hanging overhead. The sun felt unusually bright, and the wind would not stop. Wild looked for settlements, for trees, for some type of cover, but he saw none.
This is a strange plateau, he thought, but even that didn’t seem right - a plateau would still grant him a view of what was below, and he could see no other features aside from sky, sky, and more sky.
Speaking of which, the hero bearing that nickname gasped in delight. His lips moved as he muttered something to himself, the words lost in the wind, and he ran to the edge of the plateau. Twilight and Warriors immediately reached out before stopping short, warnings of caution held captive on their lips. Wild smirked at it, recognizing Twilight’s protective instinct immediately kicking in. He was surprised they hadn’t actually pulled Sky away, he was right on the edge, but it was clear the elder heroes trusted that Sky was not as reckless as some others... like Wild himself.
Taking his own chances, Wild strolled to the edge of the rock island they were on and glanced down to see where he could climb to get below, or if he needed to paraglide.
And promptly felt the bottom drop out of his stomach.
There was no land. Anywhere.
“Well, this is... different,” Legend said beside him, crossing his arms and looking mildly annoyed as if this were just an inconvenience.
“Whoa! Where’s the ground?!” Wind exclaimed before being yanked away from the edge by Warriors.
“Everyone stay in the middle,” Time advised just as Twilight also reigned Wild in, much to the champion’s exasperation. “We need to figure out what’s going on.”
Wild tucked himself against Twilight’s side seeing as there wasn’t much space to work with, and he looked at the others. Time was his usual collected self, though the way his posture stiffened implied he was not happy to be suspended however many thousands of feet in the air. Warriors was definitely out of his element, glancing around wildly, but he was already trying to come up with ideas out loud as he and Time brain stormed the situation. Wind held Warriors’ hand, a wide eyed curiosity blossoming on his face, but he looked far too nervous to explore. Hyrule, on the other hand, was on his hands and knees trying to peer over the edge from a relatively safe distance. Legend joined the conversation with Time and Warriors, looking inconvenienced at best. Four and Twilight were strangely quiet, taking the situation in as if being plopped in the middle of the sky wasn’t a huge deal. Wild began to wonder if it was age or experience that led them to take this in stride, because as the technical oldest he certainly did not feel comfortable with the situation.
But wait... where was Sky?
“Sky, the old man said stay away from the edge,” Twilight advised, his voice a little more commanding than necessary since he had to shout over the wind.
Sky still stood at the edge, his cloak billowing behind him. He seemed ecstatic, his face glowing almost as brightly as the sun. Wild supposed there was a reason he called himself the Hero of the Sky. He must really love being this high up.
Maybe he had a paraglider too? Maybe he had a magical item that could allow him to see through the clouds below? Maybe the ground wasn’t actually that far away?
Sky glanced back at Twilight, smiling like a lunatic, and said, “I just need to check something, hang on.”
Twilight bit his lip, stiffening, still not liking the idea of Sky standing so close to the perimeter. Hyrule scooted a little closer to the edge as well, and that drove Twilight’s attention away from the other hero. Wild, however, didn’t stop watching Sky, and he observed with curiosity as Sky unpinned his white cloak and folded it neatly and tightly enough to slip it into an adventure pouch, the ends tied together in large knots.
And then he jumped over the side.
Wild yelled out, alarmed, and immediately the rest of the group noticed what had happened. Everyone ran towards where Sky had just been standing, shouting in horror and terror.
“Holy shit--holy shit what did--why did he--” Legend stammered, his eyes wide and frantic.
“What do we do?!” Wind yelled.
“Wasn’t anyone watching him?!” Legend continued, running his hands through his hair and pulling, his hat already lost to the wind as he had forgotten to hold it after Sky had jumped. He was gasping for air at this point, but Wild was in no condition to calm him down. Sky had--
The world was spinning, and Wild suddenly felt sick. Wind nearly collapsed beside him.
Time, who had been staring with horror, his face two shades paler, took a steadying breath, shaking his head. “This... Sky is a smart boy, he--”
A shriek pierced the air, making the group jump.
“What was--” Warriors started to say before a giant red blur blazed a trail vertically in front of them. The sudden movement blew them all onto their backs and bottoms, sliding partly across the small island. Wild tumbled entirely, his face flat in the grass as he flipped over.
Groaning, he pushed himself up into a seated position and heard a rhythmic, loud noise that sounded suspiciously like...
Flapping wings?
Looking up, he saw an enormous red bird with a beak the size and length of his torso hovering just above the island. On its back was--
“Sky!” Four shouted.
The hero in question smiled excitedly. “I was right! We’re in my world!”
Wild gaped, relief slamming into him as his mind whirled. Okay, Sky’s title definitely made sense now. But he’d never suspected... Sky had mentioned loftwings in passing, but everyone had thought they were just pet birds, not monolith flying mounts!
Oh, he wanted to ride one. He was definitely going to ride one.
Except... he still felt... faint? He still felt like he was running, like Sky had just jumped off the side; his body wouldn’t calm down.
Judging by the others, they seemed to be enduring something similar. They were all on the ground, panting for air, turning varying shades of white or green.
“I’m going to get some knights to help you guys!” Sky said, seemingly unaware of how physically ill the group had become at the sight of him falling (because that’s what was causing this, right?). “Our loftwings can carry you with their feet, we’ll get you safely to Skyloft.”
Hyrule, running his hand over his face, looked up at Sky determinedly, a sudden crazed half smile on his face. “Well you’re carrying me first!”
And then Hyrule ran to the edge and--
“For the love of Hylia!” Warriors exclaimed as Hyrule launched off the island just for Sky’s loftwing to catch him cleanly in its talons. Wild felt his heart skip a beat - honestly, even he wasn’t that crazy.
Well, not yet, at least. He just needed to catch his breath first. Which was, for some reason, ridiculously hard to do at the moment.
Sure, Wild had just witnessed not one, but two of his brothers-in-arms fling themselves into a bright abyss with careless abandon, but he should be getting a hold of himself by now. What was wrong?
“I... hate... altitude sickness...” Four grumbled beside him, having nearly been blown entirely off the island by the enormous bird’s wings.
Wild finally tore his gaze away from the red bird as Sky and Hyrule laughed and spoke with each other. “Altitude sickness?”
Twilight, flat on his back, groaned. “Yeah. Altitude sickness.”
Before Wild could ask further, however, Twilight leapt to his feet to yell at Sky. “You scared us half to--to...”
Wild watched Twilight start to wobble in the wind, and he reached out to catch him when Time snaked an arm around the rancher and guided him back to the ground.
“Why is... breathing so... hard...?” Wind gasped.
“We’re too high up,” Four explained. “It’s... we’re not used... to it.”
“I’ll be back!” Sky assured them, and his bird took off in some direction with Hyrule squealing in delight as he gave the group a thumbs up of approval.
Wild was suddenly jealous that he hadn’t thought to jump first. But still. He wanted to be able to breathe. He still felt his heart racing and he just couldn’t get in enough air.
His body trembled and his stomach churned. Wild crawled over to Twilight to check on him, and found him curled in on Time’s side with his head in his hands. Just to their leader’s right was Legend, hunched in on himself and desperately trying to regulate his breathing, while Warriors knelt by Wind and had a hand on his shoulder, both looking almost as white as the clouds.
Wild looked back at Four, who was glaring at the ground as if the island was at fault. “So... how do we... fix this?”
Four said something, but it was lost on Wild, who was blinking desperately to get the spots out of his vision. He heard someone yell in the background as if something had happened, but he couldn’t register anything anymore.
Wild blacked out.
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“Well if you hadn’t jumped off the damn island, we wouldn’t have been panicking!”
“I’m sorry... I didn’t realize it would make you guys so upset.”
“Sky... how could we not be upset, we thought you had just fallen to your death.”
Silence.
Wild moaned, feeling queasy and confused. He heard fabric shift and footsteps approach, and he opened his eyes to see Twilight standing over him with a few other blurs hovering behind him. Sky appeared on his other side.
“Hey,” Twilight said softly with a gentle smile.
Wild smiled back despite his churning stomach. “Hey.”
“How are you feeling?”
“Sick,” Wild answered plainly with a dull, irritated tone.
“I’m sorry,” Sky suddenly intoned. “I didn’t realize you guys would get so sick from being up here.”
“It’s not your fault the portal placed us on that island,” Time said from somewhere behind Twilight. “And you shouldn’t have to feel bad about enjoying being home. Just... warn us next time.”
Sky ducked his eyes down, a sheepish smile playing on his lips as he rubbed the back of his head.
“Where ‘m I?” Wild asked, suddenly aware that he was lying in a bed. The room they were in was homely but small, and he suddenly realized he was sharing the mattress with someone else as he felt a warm back slowly rise and fall against his right shoulder.
“When some of you started getting sick, I took you to Budgick’s island. Skyloft is a few flaps to the south from here.” Sky explained, even though his words made little to no sense.
Wild squinted at the ceiling, trying to process it, but he was left with nothing. He was on some sort of island, great. But Skyloft? Flaps to the south?
Wild hissed as he shifted, his face stinging. Sky cringed. “You got a little sun burnt. It happens more easily up here. Your scars didn’t like it too much. I’ve got some paste I can put on it in an hour or so, the last of the previous bit is just absorbing.”
Wild was going to reply when he felt the other person’s back gently nudge him with another breath. Glancing over, he saw Legend’s hair, the distinct pink highlight immediately recognizable.
“Is he okay?” he asked hoarsely.
“The veteran’s fine,” Warriors piped in, and Wild traced the voice to find the captain sitting up in a bed beside theirs. Wind’s messy hair was visible on the pillow beside him. He gave the champion a reassuring smile. “Our smithy said this is a normal reaction to being this high up.”
“B-but everyone’s okay?”
“Everyone’s okay,” Twilight assured him. “We’ve just been resting here. The traveler made it to Skyloft and stayed put, but Sky’s been going back and forth. Our smith finally felt good enough to head over there too. It shouldn’t be long for the rest of us - if I remember correctly it only takes a day or so to acclimate.”
If he remembers correctly? Has he been here before?
Wild simply nodded, relaxing in the comfortable warmth of the bed. The guilty look on Sky’s face caught his attention again, and he reached his hand out to the knight, who quickly grasped it.
“Welcome home,” Wild said, smiling.
Sky let out a small laugh. “Thanks.”
“I’m telling you, you’re built different,” Warriors remarked, seeming to pick up the conversation from where Wild had interrupted it. “I don’t know how you can be okay with being this high up.”
Sky giggled. “This is normal for me. You guys will get used to it! It’s just a few minor adjustments.”
“Minor?” Warriors repeated as Time chuckled.
Wild closed his eyes as Sky gently laid his hand back on the bed and tucked the blanket in a little better around him. He heard the voices begin to grow distant as the group shuffled over to Warriors’ bed.
Okay. A day. He could rest for a day.
And then he was absolutely going to ride one of those loftwings.
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apollo-zero-one · 20 days
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Man I can't believe I had the chance to go to a performing arts school up through middle school and I fuckin quit after 6 months just because I got bullied. BRO YOUR HOMEWORK WAS POETRY!! YOU HAD TO PRACTICE DANCING TO COTTON EYE JOE AS YOUR BIG UNIT TEST. GYM CLASS HAD A CIRCUS UNIT!! YOU HAD A WHOLE DAILY CLASS ON IMPROV!!! YOU FOOL!! YOU ABSOLUTE IMBICILE!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A YOUTUBER!!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THOSE TWEENAGERS GETTING LOADED BY MAKING SHITTY YOUTUBE SHORTS IN 2008-14!! But noooOoooOOOoo little miss Noellie (who WANTED TO GO!! who worked SO HARD and sent in an application essay and did an INTERVIEW to get in!!) couldn't handle disruptive classmates or little scuffles and petty grudges and general Attitude of the other students and cried to mommy to put her back in public school. I am EATING MY HAIR over what Could Have Been. I COULD BE SOMEONE'S ANNOYING YOUTUBER!! I could be a DISGRACED DISNEY CHANNEL STAR!! I could be an America's Got Talent winner! A mild to moderately successful comedian! I could be making short films!! But no no no precious thin skinned baby me heard a few new cus words and watched a teacher get heckled and begged to give up The Dream in favor of?? Quiet math tests?? I am such a fucking quitter I quit everything the second it gets too hard I always take the out as soon as it's offered what's my fucking damage.....
#I had SO MUCH POTENTIAL and I SQUANDERED IT!! weak ass third grade PUSSY! Your life could have been SO SICK!!#or you could at least be addicted to cocain or something interesting like that!! Boring ass goody two shoes always just staying home doing#NOTHING bitch make a REAL FRIEND go to a God Damn PARTY live a little instead of just hiding in the closet eating saltine crackers for years#waiting for it to be quiet outside before you ever even toed the line#mentally ill self-isolating motherfucker#you could have shrugged it off you could have GROWN A PAIR and FOUGHT BACK but you just ran and cried for mommy#victim complex little bitch baby always whining and exaggerating and making shit up fucking LIAR I am you and I KNOW what you did and I know#you knew it wasn't the truth and you regretted it the moment it came out of uour mouth but once you'd said it you just swallowed it back and#doubled down incriminating or discrediting others with your lies. For why? Because you didn't like them? You could have ruined someone's#life you wouldn't have hesitated mayhe you did and don't even remember because you cant keep your mouth shut with your pants ablaze#manipulative little shit and to WHAT END? Pity? Sympathy? Attention? Entertainment?? What was even going on in your stupid ugly head?#This is a callout post for my third grade self that possessed demon ass evil nine year old. That kid drowned anthills in olive oil and#poisoned a wild animal once. That kid cut plants just to see if they oozed. That kid modified her whole ass personality on a dime for a boy#she had a crush on. INSTANTLY dropped a LIFELONG CULTURAL ALLEGIANCE (thats what football teams were like back then in our town) because he#said he had the opposite allegiance??? What the fuck? girl had NO integrity none zip zilch.#No empthy either that kid looked at everyone else on earth like they were friggin space aliens and she was the only one with Real feelings.#bitch literally thought like 'I have Feelings they just have Reactions' bitch what the fuckkkkk#that nine year old was fucked the hell up!!!#and for literally NO REASON!! No cause!! Just born fucking evil and weird. jesus fuck.#Evil ass bitch caused her autistic brother months of nightmares and then laughed about it and wrote poetry about how evil he was because he?#was a kid??? Normal sibling rivalry taken way way way too far defamatory ass statements#and this girl had NO CONSEQUENCES because she could lie and manipulate her way out of ANYTHING she had the baby eyes and the helpless charm#and played dumb soooo well . read people like some calculative evil AI scanning their faces for microexpressions and overanalyzing each word#choice like holy shit. its not That Deep. pretentious shit trying to play 5D chess on a checkers board.#Manipulating shit just to see what happens?? zero awareness?? no asking just skipping straight to testing for yourself??#'What happens if I step on this' it fucking breaks 'what does that taste like?' it's not fucking yours to mess with 'if I hit this person#how will they respond?' they'll be upset use your goddamn judgement you are NINE not TWO do you even care a little about any other person??#Are you just living in some other reality???#callout post for the fucking demon child inside of me#im so goddamn problematic I'm so so so deeply mentally disturbed and broken for no reason
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x-heesy · 1 month
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Now, when I was a little boy
At the age of five
I had somethin' in my pocket
Keeps a lot of folks alive
Now I'm a man
Turnin' twenty-one
You know, baby
We can have a lot of fun
I'm a man
I spell M-A-N (M-A-N)
Woah, I'm a man
All you pretty women
Standin' in line
I can make a love to you, baby
In an hour's time
I'm a man
I spell M-A-N (M-A-N)
Woah, I'm a man
Goin' back down
To Kansas town
To bring back the second cousin
Little Johnny the Conqueroo
I'm a man
I spell M-A-N (M-A-N)
Woah, I'm a man
The line I shoot
Will never miss
The way I make love to 'em
They can't resist
I'm a man
I spell M-A-N (M-A-N)
Woah, I'm a man
Woah, I'm a man @bigbonzo 😘
I'm a Man by Black Strobe
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gatogotica · 1 year
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literally how i feel anytime martin interacts with malcolm
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ginger-grimm · 11 months
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The funniest thing about the interwebs will always be seeing celebs get cancelled and slammed for shit everyday people do...well, everyday!
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brightyearning · 11 months
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ugh I just know that if I get into writing fanfic it'll ruin me. but i'm only in the mood to read a juicy story only I can tell 😮‍💨
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hisredhysteria · 2 years
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Excuse me, I'm just gonna *VOMITS IN YOUR INBOX*
SCREAMING, how very titillating 😍 time to pull the chunks out one by one and throw it into the washer
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sav1ored · 29 days
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💥「 ✦ Did you hear that ? He said Suck my nuts ! ✦ 」 PSA, 💥「 ✦ Hit it from the back and drive you wild ✦ 」 Naughty , 💥「 ✦ You will be the death of me ✦ 」 Lover Boy, 💥「 ✦ Now I am the violence ! I am the sickness ! ✦ 」 Visage, 💥「 ✦ I went from a child to a man ; to a legend ✦ 」 Musing,
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yakamozarda · 1 year
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I read one (1) psychoanalysis paper on repetitive maladaptive behaviour (basically behaviour that is harmful for the individual but repeated by the individual anyway) to read different sources on my thesis (ocd related game project) and now i cant stop thinking about "mastering vs wish fulfilment" theorised purpose and how it just manifest itself in storytelling etc
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joeyisourranger · 1 year
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dew lookin extra victorian today
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deadsetobsessions · 2 months
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Gothic mushroom shaped candles. Danny picked one up, grinning. Sam would have love these on her alters. Very Sam, very Gotham.
It a bit bittersweet, now that he could think of her without being paralyzed by crushing grief. Her and Tucker both. Danny turned, keeping an eye on Tim as he glared into the case of used cameras.
Danny walked over and tried not to feel guilty about practically mooching off of a child. Even if the money he was using was actually the Drakes’.
“Like anything you see?”
Tim shook his head. Danny pondered over what little he knew of photography- all of which he learned from documentaries that were more focused on nature.
“I think there might be a camera store a couple of blocks down. We could get the ones that takes photos of animals, like the really big ones that takes photos of wildlife?”
“I guess. I mean, I don’t need it since we can…” Tim glanced around suspiciously. Danny willed his mouth to not smile at Tim’s antics. “Fly close,” the kid finished in a whisper.
“Okay, but what about when I’m not there?”
Tim hunched up on himself and Danny despaired inwardly. Uh oh, what did he say now?”
“Are you going somewhere?” Tim quietly asked, sounding hurt and upset.
“No,” Danny soothed, patting Tim on the head. I mean, what if I’m busy with stuff but you want to go take pictures without me?”
“You said to go get you whenever I wanna go out to take pictures.”
“Okay, yeah, I- well, we might as well get you a quality camera, right? To take really really good pictures of the… local wildlife. Like… the birds and the bats, and all that.” Danny winked exaggeratedly.
Tim blinked and giggled when he got the joke. “Okay, as long as you’re staying!”
Danny grinned, fangs and all. “Of course.”
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At the end of their shopping spree, generously provided and sponsored by the Drake family and their heavy black card, Danny got a phone and Tim got a wild life camera that was a whopping $4,000 but was compact enough to not look absolutely ridiculous.
“It’s heavy!” Tim whined, as he grinned like a loon.
“It’s quality,” Danny plopped the shopping bags on the island in one of the giant kitchens Drake manor had. “I’ll make dinner. You figure out those settings and you can tell me about it when we eat.”
“Okay!” Tim hummed excited, quick fingers and laser focus already aimed at his new device.
Danny picked up his new phone and dialed a number he knew by heart. As it rung, Danny held it up to his ear and began prepping the ingredients. At least
“Hello?” His sister’s cautious voice came through the phone. Danny’s shoulders relaxed.
“Heya, Jazz.” He could see Tim’s ears all but perk up in order to eavesdrop. His mouth quirked up in amusement and Danny turned away. He probably shouldn’t be encouraging that kind of behavior… but it was funny.
“Danny! Are you okay? I- I heard that they chased after you and I was worried sick! Are you safe? Any injuries? Do I need to pick you up?”
“I’m good. Promise. Not bleeding out or dying. It’s actually pretty nice right now,” Danny paused before turning back a little more so he could watch Tim’s reaction peripherally. “Hey, listen, can I adopt a little brother?”
He watched Tim sit up straighter eyed flickering up to him and back down again, a secretly pleased look on his face as he figured out that Danny was in fact talking about him.
“Danny, what the hell?” Jazz huffed, audibly relieved to know that Danny wasn’t on his merry way to becoming a full on ghost. “Who, why, and what kind of trouble did you get into now?”
“Hey, this was me getting out of trouble. Those people don’t even know where I escaped to. Tim helped me out a lot,” Danny said in the tone that meant ‘and there’s more to it but I can’t tell you right now.’
“His name’s Tim?”
“Yeah, you wanna say hi?”
Tim looked terrified as he heard Danny’s side of the conversation. Danny could relate.
“Alright. But you’re explaining everything later, got it?”
“Sure thing, boss.”
Danny turned to Tim, abandoning the peas he was shelling and rinsing off his hand to hold the phone.
“Tim, my sister, Jazz, wants to say hi. Are you cool with that?”
“Uhm! Yeah! Yeah, sure.” Tim, honest to ancients, squeaked. Danny’s enhanced hearing could pick up Jazz’s already melting heart. He taped a button.
“Jazz, you’re on speaker.”
“Hey, Tim. I’m Jazz. Thanks for taking care of my little brother!”
“Uh, hi, Jazz! I’m Timothy Drake! And, uh, you’re welcome! Anytime!”
Tim glanced at Danny for reassurance, relaxing a bit when the halfa threw him a double thumbs up.
Jazz went quiet.
“Jazz, you good?” Danny asked.
“We’re adopting him. Danny, you better make sure knows about everyone. Hi, Tim, I’m Jazz, your new big sister.”
“Uh- I have parents.”
“That can be fixed,” Jazz casually brushed off. Tim looked like a deer in headlights, so Danny took his sister off speaker and went back to cooking. He made sure to smile at Tim.
“Don’t worry, we won’t adopt you if you don’t want to. But it wasn’t a joke, we’re very serious.”
“I’ll think about it?”
Danny shrugged. “Good enough for me.”
“So, where are you?” Jazz asked him, rustling coming through on the phone.
“Gotham.”
“You are so fucking lucky I love you, dumbass. I’ll be there tomorrow at noon.”
“Playing hooky, are you?”
“Fuck off, little brother, before I show Tim your toddler pictures.”
“Thanks, Jazz.”
“Bye, Danny. Don’t get killed again when I’m not there, got it?”
“Sure, sure.”
Danny smiled and returned to his agenda of stuffing as many vegetables into one meal as he can. At least the food isn’t trying to tear out his face.
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Robin hasn’t heard the eerie giggles around lately, but he’s been practicing his own. It’s weird though, because there’s always a glint of something in the corner of his eyes.
“Robin, muggers.”
“On it, B. Shall we, Batgirl?”
“Let’s go, Boy Wonder.”
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shima-draws · 2 months
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Obsessed with Law tbh. He's a walking contradiction. He's a doctor but a sadistic one that enjoys playing with people's organs. He's covered in sick tattoos but they're actually in honor of his late father figure. He likes to be carried around like a pretty princess but he'll complain about it the entire time. He's surprisingly picky about food and pouts like a child about it. He's stupidly attractive and badass but he's also the most cringefail loser I've ever seen in my life. He's got such an unhealthy attachment to Cora that he spent thirteen years of his life trying to murder the man that killed him. AND his pirate group is also inspired by Cora. He's an Edgelord but the entire fandom calls him their silly little guy, their babygirl, their cutie patootie. He acts like he hates working with others and people in general but he got tamed and domesticated like a wild animal by the Strawhats SO quickly. What is wrong with him (affectionate) (derogatory)
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x-heesy · 2 months
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Into my bloody soul
So long I've been trying to match
It doesn't work, I'm trying, I don't know
The aberration of this world I tried to deal with
It killed a part of me that was raging
The pain is gone, the denial
I ran away from institutions
I owe myself life
There's no way I will respond to this passion
Anger flowing through me
There is light in this world I fight for
The reason you won't leave this cage, betray your child
The desire that you once had to reveal yourself
Forgot to create your own life
Anger, lies, denial
This righteous anger boiling inside of us
Won't last forever, don't fear to let it out
Branches have grown through
The wolf is your master
The sky is all
Over me
I run on time
L'enfant sauvage (The wild child) by Gojira ❤️‍🔥
@wayward-cat @bigbonzo @necro69mancer
​On and on and on and ​on and on and on and ✅
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