#6 drunk personalities

[disturbedheart]

I keep forgetting it's new years and people actually view it as a holiday as opposed to just another dismal day to get through

#personal #and I'd say well maybe its cause I worked from 7 am - 6 pm again but tbh #last year it was....another dismal day #and the year before that #and the year before that... #and the year before— #like my new years looked like my parents drunk as hell and them giving us a glass of whatever they bought that night #and me refusing 😭

[spiciestpat]

Went out for a drink with my mom and the cocktail they gave me was practically pure liquor 😵‍💫

#he gave me the wrong drink lol #it ended up being one I’d ordered before that made me drunk for like 6 hours lol #personal

[vivalamusaine]

Idk man I think I win the social engineering awards. I got my three hottest friends to go into my exes bar without cover charge because they were hot femmes and serve him legal divorce papers and leave without spending a single dollar before he even started his shift. I feel like I could punch God and win

#personal #5-6 weeks and im rid of this legal mistake #i hope you die i hope we both die #divorced dad era lets fucking go #my son is my dnd npc i adopted #ignore me im drunk

[urfavesarelesbian]

everyone is (rightfully) criticizing watcher for putting their content behind a paywall but i also think a reason watcher is generally less successful is bc they are trying so hard to make it a brand. when the reality is people loved buzzfeed unsolved bc of ryan and shane's banter and personalities.

#like even in recent days i only enjoy maybe 1/4 of the video series they put out #bc so much of it doesn't really show off ryan and shane's personalities or entertainment value like old unsolved #the only series i really LOVE is puppet history #which is wild bc in theory it doesn't seem like it would be the channel's selling point at all #but i feel like it works the best bc you can TELL the passion that goes into it and see shane's enthusiasm #but random food videos ?? them reading off tumblr asks drunk?? #not intolerable content just not worth $6 per month #anyways. sorry for going off about a topic my blog isn't even about. do you still think i'm sexy. #aj.txt

[spaceoperajay]

that "living with your mother at 26" swag of having the stuffed animals next to the alcohol

#cleaning so now theyre all in one place and i look significantly less like an alcoholic #i have: #a mostly full bottle of cpt morgans (damn college nostalgia it only tastes good with OJ which i dont drink enough of to justify buyin) #half drunk bottle of wine from new years idk it just kind of sucked #unopened giant bottle of wine Aagain i am daming college nostalgia cause i can no longer finish that in a day #margherita premixed from publix that i cant even blame college nostalgia on #when i had it with vi like a year ago it was GREAT #a nice bottle of whiskey! bib & tucker 6 year bourbon #i might make an old fashioned after i finish cleaning #personal

[theworstcreature]

I have come to the discovery that I fucking SUCK at playing pool

#family gatherings are.. fun #I’m pretty sure every single person in this building over like 20 has been drunk for the past 6 hours #and there’s SO many fucking people here #I’m pretty sure I’m not even related to half of them

[m1suse]

okay but,,, imagine not wearing a bra,,, using some sort of forgiving shibari instead,,, wearing it under your clothes ever so peacefully through the day,,, until they innocently drag their dominant hand up and down your back,,, that ends up underneath your shirt,,, that turns to you being dragged by that rope to another room,,, that turns into being held down by the binds accentuating your chest looking oh so perky and bite able,,, that turns to another piece of rope appearing in front of you, that is about to restrict you further_,,, im droolling

#ITS FRIDAY im drunk and sitting here at my desk playing genshin instead of someone just whipping out some rope. and starting with my wrists- #and then my feet #and then my waist #and chest and p****sdfilkas #just laying in a bed completely immobile and at the mercy of the person that tied all the knots #then looking up at the TV lying immoble and gagged in their bed #and i find out im actually just about to watch them play baulders gate 3 for 6 hours. im just their to just be there #like 1000/10 date night i cant think of a better date idea atm #I WANN APLAY BAULDERS GATE DO BAD BUT I KNOW I WILL NEVER FINISH IT #so i need to watch someone play it and also it needs to be someone who needs to take their anger out on thing when they get a bad roll #(volunteering as “the ting to take the anger out on”) #just give me some whiskey. play any video game #and bite me in between rounds like thats all i need #as long as i get to walk away occasionally so i can go replay hades or frost punk sometimes #bro its that simple i am so easy to please #genshin #stupid talks #delete

[modernmutiny]

God I have an entire week off for the first time in my adult life so obviously I'm taking full advantage and drank an entire bottle of pink Whitney bc in an idiot and i fucking forgot how heavy vodka makes my teeth feel and that's really cramping my style >:(

#teddy talks #personal #to delete later #i have to pack to move house tomorrow but also. first time ive had a week off literally ever #ofc im getting drunk/high every night i dont gotta wake up in the morning my time is my own #yes i have to pull one shift on fri but thats still 4 days in a row off which ive never had ever #short of my nyc vacay but that doesnt count i was driving 6+ hrs every day and also dealing w my neurotic family. the same family #that gave me an incurable case of 'severe cptsd. how do you function day to day?' idk patti. idfk. #patti was my therapist btw years ago. my therapist said that to me lmao #so yeah first actual string of days off in #forever actually. ive been working fulltime since 14 thats am entire decade since ive had 2+ days off in a row #that weren't spent carting my sister around #fucking magical is what this is #yes i still have to pack and move an entire house but also #i have all this time to myself? and i can play music i like out loud for the first time in my entire life #and dance and sing along and not worry abt obligations to other people #im having A Lot Of Fun thanks for asking :))

[scaryhaven]

i never watched american psycho 2 because of the poor ratings and general hatred for the film, but i finally did, and i gotta say, yeah its really bad, lmao. BUT, i also was entertained, it felt like a mix of a lifetime movie, and an angsty teen movie, it was way over the top and campy, and ridiculous, but thats kinda why i liked it. i was able to shut my brain off for a while. i completely ignored the fact that is was claiming to be AP2, because that opening scene was actually so disrespectful towards AP, so i choose to pretend it didnt happen at all. but other than that, yea, it is trash, like the near constant jaunty music throughout and the nonstop inconsistencies and plot points that made no sense, but... i was entertained, i cant lie, im sorry

#6/10 from me #IM SORRY IF IM AN OBJECTIVE PERSON #american psycho 2 #all american girl #its really important to dissect it from ap1 tho id say thats the most important plus i was in the right mood for this kinda schlock #i wish i had been drunk during that would have been even more fun #a lot of the shit in it is so ridiculous its funny to me #but hey im highly regarded

[krak-house]

I need to stop reading izzy-centric fics, for my mental health. Will i? No, but i admit that i should

#teddy talks #ofmd #izzy hands #its the 'i dont deserve nice things' #its the 'my wants and needs domt matter in this scenario' #its the 'i dont deserve to want things' #the 'my loyalty is immaterial to the person im loyal to and therefore my existence is meaningless' #the 'pain is the only way i can communicate properly' #the 'my only purpose is as a tool no one needs my personhood inteuding on their lives' #my best friend of 6 years stopped tlaking to me bc she realized i wouldnt fuck her if you couldnt tell #im also a little drunk #but still. the whole 'my friendship and loyalty means nothing to you if i cant also provide romance and sensuality - #2 things i am diametrically opposed to - and therefore i am useless to you as soon as someone shows up with a better offer' #yeah. that hurts.

[mean-scarlet-deceiver]

*studiously pretending yet again to not notice the THREE dunkin' duncan asks in my inbox*

#they've multiplied since the EtRUE rant and one of them specifically cites the EtRUE rant as the reason they want me to go nuts again #😅 #some day #but not today #EtRUE is bad in an aggravating way because they clearly actually tried so hard with it #and i don't think enough people involved with it understood why it in fact sucked #but DD #DD is bad in an almost funny way #the script has this whole vibe of a couple of show writers staying up too late to knock something out to meet a deadline #they were exhausted over it and probably drunk #so it's shit but like. in a valid way. #the i-don't-give-a-fuck vibes are amazing #i bet money the entire description for the 'action' sense just consisted of one sentence: #'[AND DAVID DOES SOME OF HIS MAGIC HERE]' #'(don't ask me idk)' #unfortunate because david also didn't really seem to give a fuck about the filming at this point either #anyway yeah #i can't take that episode personally they were just trying to pad out the season with what functioning 'mountain railway' models they had #ttte episode talk #ttte season 6 #dunkin duncan #etrue (derogatory)

[theharlotofferelden]

The most bonkers thing I’ve learned recently is that Baldur’s Gate 3 needs over 100 GB of space to download and that it’s going to take roughly an hour for it to download.

????????

Having flashbacks of ppl playing this game yrs ago (it’s apparently going to be completed this yr but when I saw ppl playing it it had just launched in Early Access) and not a single got damned person mentioned how much space it takes up.

Like….okay maybe y’all just didn’t mention that bc it wasn’t that big at the time but what the fuck.

#personal: ramble #I thought the Witcher 3 was big NOPE #100gb are u kidding me?! #was this a drunk purchase? yes #but I’m maybe a 6/10 I CAN TYPE OUT TUMBLR POSTS #AND BE NORMAL IN PUBLIC SORT OF #as I’m shitposting this it’s already at 11% #maybe???? #I will actually get to play it tonite?????

[lullabynorth]

ok but ruby doesn't deserve to be carrying all of this weight like what-

#rwby #I MEAN IT LIKE #in volume 6 she was like the only adult #even though qrow and maria were there #she was the most adult person THERE #SHES THE YOUNGEST THERE BESIDES OSCAR #she's carrying SO MUCH #qrow being drunk #everyone being depressed #ruby is the sole ray of positivity #SHE NEEDS A BREAK #please give her one #AAA

[rosicheeks]

Submitting application for bowl packer my rate is 5 kisses per bowl I know the price is high but it's worth it promise. go piss girl

Pshhhh 5 kisses??? EASY

😘😘😘😘😘

😘 (and an extra one for being cute)

#but like #what if I wanna give you more #like 6 #or 50 billion 🥺 #I feel like that would be my downfall tho #I’d have to stop touching you long enough for you to pack the bowl #and that’s HARD #I’m a very touchy person #especially when I’m high #and ESPECIALLY when I’m drunk lol #but I’d just be snuggling into you while you’re trying to pack hahah #sorryyyyy #I can’t stop touching you 🥺 #also I can’t pee 😭 #I guess I could have included that #now that I live at my parents it’s hard for me to have these smoke sessions #and once I’m back inside I’m inside for the night #and I wanna smoke a lil bit more #but man oh MAN it’ll be nice when I get home hahaha #ask #anon

[paperwaterfalls]

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#it’s 6 in the fucking morning and I just came back home from the presidential inauguration party #it’s been awhile since we had fun in this country #better days are coming finally #now off to bed #I’m also drunk as fuck #personal

[hidingoutbackstage]

I’m gonna need Piers fans to either read Marhawa Desire or watch Biohazard the Stage (or both) because you people are insufferable

#sid rants #resident evil #piers nivans #he’s not an asshole he’s actually rlly nice he just needed to give drunk amnesiac chris a kick in the ass #i swear his personality in 6 is not all encompassing