oops it kinda slaps actually
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why yes we did just do two consecutive episodes of wall-to-wall knot jokes
episode 13 - the gorilla and the greyhound
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gimme the version of new moon where bella throws herself into sports instead of homework and goes full jock
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Heaven is for Main Characters only, not sluts who engaged in premarital handholding
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the real question is, was all of this stuff Alice did legal?
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his only other assets of note are (1) volvo and a sleeveless white button-down
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get bonked, (or sprayed or socked) idiots
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Somewhere Addison Cain is weeping at Bella's lack of imagination
Episode 33 - Holes Holes Holes
Three Books One Plot is a Twilight podcast with a twist: we simultaneously read Life and Death and Midnight Sun! This season: watch us boldly go where Stephenie Meyer feared to tread as we continue Life and Death and Midnight Sun into the New Moon era. More info here.
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Jessica already has her eulogy written for Bella's funeral and is planning various community outreach programs and how she's gonna get #ripbella trending
Episode 29 - "UnHappy Meal"
Three Books One Plot is a Twilight podcast with a twist: we simultaneously read Life and Death and Midnight Sun! This season: watch us boldly go where Stephenie Meyer feared to tread as we continue Life and Death and Midnight Sun into the New Moon era. More info here.
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can you imagine the fit he would throw if he knew G had paraphrased his playfully snarky dismissal of bella's wants this way
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episode 17 - "big jeep energy"
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this entire book could have been avoided if Edward had just gotten really into World of Warcraft
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and edward is an open jar of peanut butter left out on the counter
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episode 15 - "happy new tear"
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all the other ye olde pilgrims on the boat definitely thought he was Overcompensating for something and they were correct
episode 15 - "happy new tear"
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