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anyone have any tips for crate training? we were doing really well, and she’ll sleep in it overnight, but only if she’s already sleepy when it put her in, and lately she just barks if i try to enforce a nap time. really struggling here, it feels like we’re making backwards progress :(
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Hey um so you might be wondering where I went or not but I'm here to explain where I've been and why I've been away for the past 3 months.
So basically I run this account an account that reuploads pictures from pinterest with hopefully quotes in hopes that it will motivate/light up someone's day. Sometimes I repost stuff obviously.
Unfortunately I've gotten sent a few death threats over not crediting the photos, I severely apologise for not crediting the people that took the photos. In my defense I find them on pinterest and most don't have anyone to credit so obviously there wouldn't be anyone to mention. Yet this is no excuse and I hope you guys can forgive me? If not I can delete this blog it's okay :)
Ily <3
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Deadpool III meme
Only three months till this movie is on cinemas also found this meme online it’s so true.
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This morning, Matilda sharked my right hand three times and got her tongue squished right back every time. (I am not fucking around with getting bitten, thank you, and I know better than to expect simply Not Moving or, God forbid, squeaking to deter a teething heeler. That just adds to the overall appeal.)
Then she squinted at me experimentally and sharked my left hand. Squish, gag, thoughtful look.
Then she unhinged her jaw, lunged forward, and tried to bite my entire forehead.
No remorse.
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June 4th, 2023 vs February 6th, 2024
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gangly son
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If the 911 timeline still does the time skip to follow our break in between seasons, then this man has had over 3 months to buy a new couch but hasn’t.
And I can’t get over that.
Like sir, what have you been doing all this time ??????? Could’ve easily ordered one online and had it sent to his apartment.
That’s actually hilarious
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When you actually get your afro right
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we went for a nice long walk in the park yesterday. for the first half, she was on a long line and harness (to sniff and explore), and the second half, a collar and short leash (loose leash practice). i noticed any time we saw another dog, she kinda barked a little and backed away. i rewarded her for checking in with me and refocusing after, but i’m afraid of her becoming dog reactive. does anyone have any tips to nip this in the bud while she’s still young?
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applying as a doctoral candidate/phd student is so insane you're out there emailing random professors like hey. i am Some Guy but i noticed we're into the same stuff so i was wondering if you'd like to spend the next few years together no homo? and if you're lucky 1 out of every 10 replies and then you gotta like. come up with a whole ass research project that'll keep you occupied for half a decade and bare your runt puppy soul to them before you can even think about preparing a formal application and even if they cup your face ever so tenderly and say yes yes a thousand times yes i will lick you clean and bottle feed you until you're strong enough to find the teat on your own theres still a 99% chance it wont work out because no milk i mean funding left sorry. its like upper class dating in the 1850s except worse. the marquess of cholmondeley is a right old so and so but i hear he's got 10,000 a year. he's hosting a ball next week i can't afford a gown but i left my calling card i mean my statement of purpose with his valet de chambre just in case
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the face of a boy who was denied tasty cigarette butts
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