Just watched Raising Arizona and I am beginning to understand the straight woman love of silly slutty idiot men. He has no clue what is going on, he loves his wife, does as she says, and wears his slutty little skintight tops. I'm scared this might be my straight awakening. Straightening, if you will.
THE EPIC SEQUEL TO THE 2023 HIMBOFF IS COMING VERY SOON
I, @makerofmadness aka the host of the @2023himbotournament am already ready to present the epic sequel (which will not start until a bit after the himboff ends, I'm announcing this now 'Cus the conclusion of the himboff is near):
SUPER SMASH BATS
Aka: The Vampire Tournament!
The blood-sucking cast:
*Count Dracula (Dracula)
*Vampire Cookie (Cookie Run)
*Edward Cullen (Twilight)
*Draculaura (Monster High)
*Dracula (Hotel Transylvania)
*Count Orlok (Nosferatu)
*Michael Morbius, MD (Morbius)
*Carmilla Karnstein (Carmilla)
*William “Spike” Pratt (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
*Bunnicula (Bunnicula)
*Count Duckula (Count Duckula)
*Elena Gilbert (The Vampire Diaries)
*Alucard (Hellsing)
*Dracula Vlad Țepeș (Castlevania)
*Lestat de Lioncourt (The Vampire Chronicles)
*Blade (Blade)
*Count Nightwing (Goosebumps)
*Dio Brando (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure)
*Kanaya Maryam (Homestuck)
*Marceline the Vampire Queen (Adventure Time)
*Slayer (Guilty Gear)
*Zero Kiryu (Vampire Knight)
*Benny Lafitte (Supernatural)
*Count von Count (Sesame Street)
*Sarah Fox (My Babysitter’s a Vampire)
*Lucifer (Dragon Ball)
*Vamdemon (Digimon Adventure)
*Rayne (BloodRayne)
*Nitara (Mortal Kombat)
*Remilia Scarlet (Touhou)
*Vamp (Metal Gear Solid)
*Vanescula Drakan (RuneScape)
*Vampirella (Vampirella)
*Lady Margolotta (Discworld)
*Aukon (Doctor Who)
*Dracunyan (Yokai Watch)
*David Powers (The Lost Boys)
*John Mitchell (Being Human)
*Edward Dalton (Daybreakers)
*Vladimir Dracula (Young Dracula)
*Grandpa Walt Montgomery ( R.L. Stine's The Haunting Hour)
*Karin Maaka (Chibi Vampire)
*Bill Compton (True Blood)
*Hazuki (Tsukuyomi: Moon Phase)
*Vampirina Hauntley (Vampirina)
*Rudolph Sackville-Bagg (The Little Vampire)
*Erika Sendo (Fortune Arterial)
*Lady Dimitrescu (Resident Evil)
*Count Koopula (The Super Mario Bros. Super Show)
*Madame Gazelle (Peppa Pig)
*Lily Munster (The Munsters)
*Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way (My Immortal)
(For images of Ebony: on the roster I thought it'd be funny to have her basically replace the random character option, but for the tournament itself User @lil-tumbles has offered to draw her so a big thanks goes out to em for that)
Btw since this was a bit of a problem for me with the previous tournament: if you don't mind, could y'all put posts about this under the tag "super smash bats" so that I'll be able to look through that and see them? I like being able to tell what people are talking about, what characters you all are rooting for, etc. (it makes me happy to see people getting excited over stuff I do :'3 I'll admit it's kinda an ego thing but I just. Like knowing that I've made something that people care about and that makes people happy y'know-)
anyway this will probably start a week after the himboff ends, be prepared
Want to see how the previous tournaments went, look no further
Best Companion
WINNER: Rose Tyler
2023 edition - ran this one again this year
voters comments are tagged differently as i will reblog passionate arguments for any candidate
winner announcement
Fight Club
WINNER: Leela
Who would win in a fight?
winner announcement
Toxic Relationship
WINNER: Clara Oswald
Who has the most toxic relationship with the Doctor?
winner announcement
Get Them
WINNER: Tegan Jovanka
Who is the most likely to beat the Doctor's ass?
winner announcement
Companion's Companions
WINNER: K9
Favourite character who could be described as a companion to a companion
winner announcement
Glowing Green Goo
WINNER: Iris Wildthyme
Who is the most likely to lick the glowing green goo?
winner announcement
The Great Himboff
WINNER: John Benton
Who is the Greatest Himbo Companion?
winner announcement
Not From Around Here
WINNER: Jamie McCrimmon
Favourite companion not from contemprary Earth
winner announcement
Just this once
WINNER: Wilfred Mott
Which companion deserves to do well in a tournament for once?
Doctors of Doctor Who
WINNER: Martha Jones
Who is the best companion who is a Doctor or medical professional
winner announcement
Chaos Incarnate
WINNER: The TARDIS
best chaotic companion
winner announcement
Teenage Takedown
WINNER: Ace McShane
best teenaged companion
winner announcement
Master's Mates
WINNER: Jo Grant
most fun relationship with the Master
winner announcement
Biggest Gay Icon
WINNER: Bill Potts
what is says on the tin
winner announcement
Greatest Accomplice
WINNER: The TARDIS
greatest accomplice to the Doctor's War Crimes
winner announcement
Fashion Show
WINNER: (in a Romana-off) Romana II
Greatest Fashion Sense
winner announcement
Most Tragic Departure
WINNER: Donna Noble, but the final was rerun post 60th specials, and Adric won in a massive landslide!
what is says on the tin
(winner announcement)
Hottest Companion
WINNER: Martha Jones
what is says on the tin
winner announcement
Freaky Little Pets
best weird pet of anyone in Doctor Who
WINNER: K9
winner announcement
Almost Companion
WINNER: Li Shou Yuing
Who do you most wish had become a companion?
winner announcement
Impossible Pairings
WINNER: Martha Jones with 9
favourite non-canon pairing
winner announcement
Showdown 2k24
WINNER: Donna Noble
Redo of favourite companion
winner announcement
Villainous
WINNER: The TARDIS
Which companion would make the best villain
winner announcement
Intoxication
WINNER: Donna Noble
Best companion to get intoxicated with
winner announcement
You can find fun arguments for candidates under the tag #tags and replies
The current tournament is always my pinned post once it starts.
As a celebration of Gonta making it past the first round of the himboff, I made a smash bros victory sprite edit for him since that’s kinda what the blog is partly themed after
might make one for the second round (and maybe the third or fourth if he makes it that far) later, but I also have a part 2 of the slideshow to make and propaganda for my other blorbos
Coming to you all soon: The 2023 Grand Himbo Tournament!!
Inspired by the @nonbiney-swag-competition mainly, created and hosted by @makerofmadness
edit: guys it's already started pleas catch up I can't tell everyone who thinks it hasn't started yet dndndndndndn
Edit 2; The tournament has officially concluded! Thanks for your participation, I will still be using this blog for helping spread other tournaments, and also posting cringe
Welcome one and all, to the most ambitious tournament probably so far (that is to say, I chose way too many characters but in my defense I had found a blank template for a smash bros character roster thing and wanted to fill the whole thing up, even if I had to turn to the dark side to do so for one or two picks): The 2023 Himboff!
Round 1 Part 1 will begin on Friday, hopefully giving everyone enough time to prepare themselves for battle (I describe this as if it's a war and not a tumblr pollnament-).
EDIT: Yes I am being told that I may have included characters who may not fit the himbo criteria perfectly but in my defense i am not in every fandom and my research consisted of furious googling so if google lied to me then blame that
Now, without further ado, here is our roster!!
The himbos, in order from top to bottom, left to right:
Johnny Bravo (Johnny Bravo)
Kronk (The Emperor's New Groove)
Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
Glamrock Freddy (Five Nights at Freddy’s)
Asgore Dreemurr (Undertale)
John F Kennedy (Clone High)
Joseph Joestar (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure)
Son Goku (Dragon Ball)
Fred Jones (Scooby Doo)
Knuckles (Sonic Boom)
Chandlo Funkbun (Bugsnax)
Hercules (Hercules)
Milo (Pokémon)
Tom Dupain (Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir)
Jake English (Homestuck)
Launchpad McQuack (Ducktales)
King Dedede (Kirby)
Jonathan Joestar (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure)
Lupin III (Lupin III)
Bolin (The Legend of Korra)
Big the Cat (Sonic)
Joey Wheeler (Yu-Gi-Oh)
Maui (Moana)
Phoenix Wright (Ace Attorney)
Sun Wukong (RWBY)
Terra (Kingdom Hearts)
Dimitri (Fire Emblem)
Brock (Pokémon)
Emile (How Not to Summon a Demon Lord)
Galo Thymos (Promare)
Gladiolus Amicitia (Final Fantasy)
Groose (The Legend of Zelda)
Hector (Fire Emblem)
Gonta Gokuhara (Danganronpa)
Indus Tarbella (Epithet Erased)
Tyko (Harmoknight)
Okuyasu Nijimura (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure)
Toshinori Yagi (My Hero Academia)
Zeke von Genbu (Xenoblade)
Reyn (Xenoblade)
Koichi Zenigata (Lupin III)
Zhongli (Genshin Impact)
Killer T Cell (Cells at Work!)
Jean Pierre Polnareff (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure)
Muscle Cookie (Cookie Run)
Flynn Rider (Tangled)
Prince Naveen (The Princess and the Frog)
Captain Underpants (Captain Underpants)
Kofu (Pokémon)
Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story)
Larry the Lobster (Spongebob SquarePants)
Ralph (Wreck-It Ralph)
King Fergus (Brave)
Kyojuro Rengoku (Demon Slayer)
Joey Tribbiani (Friends)
Steve Harrington (Stranger Things)
Jason Mendoza (The Good Place)
Troy Barnes (Community)
Kamina (Gurren Lagann)
Alfred F. Jones (Hetalia) (sincere apologies)
Andy Dwyer (Parks and Recreation)
Thor (Marvel)
Nate Archibald (Gossip Girl)
Valhallen (Powerpuff Girls)
He-Man (He-Man and the Masters of the Universe)
Arthur Morgan (Red Dead Redemption)
Leon (Pokémon)
Sam (Stardew Valley)
Reigen Arataka (Mob Psycho 100)
Clawd Wolf (Monster High)
Guillermo (Himbo Harem Homicide)
Galio (League of Legends)
Mirio Togata (My Hero Academia)
See you all on Friday for when the Himboff commences!