TIL that a South Park fan website exists and hasn’t been updated since August of 1999
Link: https://cyclone159.tripod.com/SouthParkUnderground.html
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potential fic names that are stupidly long because I want to assist but cannot be concise in any way shape or form: Did Not Mean This When I Suggested Double Battles, Coffee Candy In His Pocket, What Is An AOL CD And Why Do I Feel Burning Hatred When I Look At It, and finally, I Have So Many Sneasel And Not Enough Hands To Hold Them
Did Not Mean This When I Suggested Double Battles
Akari tries to remind Ingo of double battles, in an effort to introduce it to the training grounds. She wants to do some double battles with Rei!
Ingo does not quite recall the concept, and instead sets up a challenge where instead of two Pokémon fight on each side at the same time in one battle, it becomes an challenge where two separate 1v1 battles are going on at the same time, and one trainer must command them both.
It will keep you on your toes and encourage multitask thinking! Ingo explains.
This isn’t what she meant by double battles at all, Akari thinks.
Coffee Candy In His Pocket
In Hisui, Ingo continues to be perplexed by the candy he has in the pocket of his tattered coat. It’s incredibly bitter like coffee for his tastes. Why did he have these in his pockets? Did he like these where he came from? No matter how many times he tries the candy, he just can’t get himself to like the flavor; he much prefers sweets. Maybe his tastes just changed drastically since falling to Hisui
…In present day, Emmet finds he can no longer enjoy the bitter coffee candies he once appreciated so much. They always remind him of when his brother would pull one out of his pocket during their harder work days, and surprise him with it.
What Is An AOL CD and Why Do I Feel Burning Hatred When I Look At It
Akari comes back from one of her space-time distortion looting trips to show Ingo what she got, as usual - sometimes she finds items that helps spark a new memory in him!
However, a certain disc AOL CD she shows him seems to make Ingo stiffen. He doesn’t even understand why he feels such frustration looking at the thing. He can’t remember the events of Emmet and himself being children, seeing the wretched things everywhere. They might have been free, and they might have offered a few hours of “free service”, but they were incredibly annoying and impossible to escape. They didn’t even use the internet at that age, it was useless!
He can’t remember these events, no, but he experiences the corresponding feelings, and they are not pleasant. Ingo tells her to throw it away.
I Have So Many Sneasel And Not Enough Hands To Hold Them
Ingo never says anything, but Akari can see that it’s incredibly taxing for Ingo to try and keep Lady Sneasler’s nine kits in check. Despite being newborns small enough to fit into his pockets, they have so much energy. running around the dojo all day, they fail to listen to him more often than not.
Akari enthusiastically suggests Ingo get a baby carrier, like what all the mothers in Jubilife use to carry their babies and keep them close by. Ingo is a little more than embarrassed with the comparison.
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Why do you think you deserve to be unlocked? You will never be able to satisfy a woman with that little thing. Best just keep it in chastity forever and leave the fucking to men who measure up
Hey ummm nonnie…..
👉👈 would you like to marry me?
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In the 1950s, broadcasters wondered how three channels could ever be programmed on a 24-hour basis. Barely a decade after cellular phones arrived, cellular channels are so crowded that a dial tone is a scarce resource.
It’s the Context, Stupid
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