#150ft

[c-kiddo]

caduceus should get free pass from th narrative and dice rolls to hit ludinus with a hammer, for what he did to his home

#(watching cr3 stuff and knowing abt what ludinus' stupid gross nasty ass did to molaesmyr and the forest 😠) #the clays have been there for i think 1000 yrs. he destroyed their home and th wildmothers forest it makes me so fuckin mad #also! sad when i think about how small the grove was when tmn arrived. 100-150ft from the temple to the OUTER ring of fences #and there were like 3 rings of fences. thats tiny #and thats all the space cad had for like 8 yrs. i would have jus absolutely lost my mind i think #i mean cad also did a bit . just girly things #kiddo say

[linddzz]

Going Down

(Short video approaching the ledge of a coral reef cliff before beginning to go down the drop off)

#not the continental drop off i think this one goes to about 150ft? #diving #we have a couple days off for more fun dives so dive videos and pics incoming again

[this-user-is-an-stupid]

BeAuty Is in thE eYe of bEholDer

SO IS A 120FT ANTIMAGIC CONE

#dnd #as it turns out its 150ft but im lazy and not changing it

[whimsicmimic]

raise a glass for my babygirl tamara bhatt, the specialest lizard there ever was

#in tonights dnd session she killed a person. this is the first and only person shes killed in the three year span this game has been running #shes killed monsters yes but people? no. shes against that. shes a pacifist at heart #anyways mage traffickers stole our bladesinger and tamas fucking pissed. there were snipers 120ft and 150ft up taking shots at the party #and tama took her musket — affectionately named the dead mans musket but thats a story for another day. its a regular ass gun but i swear #the thing is cursed — and took a winging shot at the guy 150ft up at disadvantage #and they fell #tamas doing great btw dont worry about it shes fine shes busy shes focused #we gotta get our bladesinger back. shes 100% focused on achieving this #anyways i love my lizard cheers to breaking your moral code tama baby i love youuuuuuuuuuuu #tama

[captainofthetidesbreath]

pour one out for Travis "mobility is king" Willingham again running into the limitations of a 25ft movement speed

#pun unintended but acknowledged #Critical Role things #CR spoilers #Critical Role #Chetney Pock O'Pea #going from Cerrit '150ft a round' Agrupnin RIP #blood hunter 7 gives him 35ft and blood hunter 10 goes up to 40ft

[coffehbeans]

I decided to put my giant characters' heights for comparison, from oldest character to newest character, and I'm laughing my ass off because-

#that's what I meant when I said I kept making my giants bigger and bigger over the years lmaoo #can't believe juhren is a tiny compared to Ethan I'm crying #order of heights from left to right: 57ft; 80ft; 100ft; 150ft; #lmaoooo I freaking can't #oc: juhren #oc: aegir #oc: berk #oc: ethan greenwood #Tagging my chars cause this is actually great for comparing their heights #g/t #giant/tiny #g/t community #g/t discussion #coffeh rambles

[nagalias-mindscape]

Sis: Go make your dnd character in Baldur's Gate or something.

Me: The harengon, or the tiefling? or my retired aarakocra?

Sis: Tiefling, dumbass. I want to see what you can do with that.

Me: I'm not going to make a new character just to roleplay a character I can't do correctly. My only bard- who happens to be a tiefling- is the dark urge, which is far darker than Medli is actually is, no matter the airs she puts on. Also, Med's perma blind. Can't do that to my BG3 character.

Sis: Not without mods, you can't. Bet you someone's already come out for something like that.

Me: Get me the mods required and I'll do the damn thing, bitch. I'll even romance and ascend the damn vampire for you.

#text #dnd story #tag story #so a bit about that aarakocra. It was hilarious. #it was an acquisitions incorporated inspired campaign that got canceled because life got in the way for everyone #but my little Errk was the cartographer of the group #and a rouge who would often attack enemies from the air with her bow #(aarakocra can fly all day and night if they have the right kind of altitude since their wings can lock in place and they can glide) #(something about air currents and being extremely light and whatnot) #but- and this is important #being the cartographer meant that Errk also had to deal with transportation vehicles. #the bird with almost limitless flight had to buy and manage transportation for everyone else! #(150ft flight speed in a single turn with dash action + cunning action bonus dash) #(and being so high above everyone meant that enemies had disadvantage on hitting them as they was usually out of attack range.) #ALSO #Errk's talons also did a 1d4-1 damage to enemies #so occasionally they would end up getting a nat 20 with a whopping 0 critical damage #just imagine getting bitch slapped by a bird with talons and then realizing that... nothing happened. #no pain #no discomfort beyond being tied up and glowered down at by a bird-person #who happened to have body-chucked you into a tree via high speed race through a forest #and they just slapped you for 0 damage #and probably just broke a point on said talons because their strength stat was an 8 (-1). #(would have been so much better if their strength was a -2 modifier. Errk roulette! Will you take damage or none or get healed 1 hit point? #lords help you if you saw them with their bow though #because a +8 to initiative and a +5 to hit meant that they usually were hitting things right off the bat #and being however odd feet in the air above meant they could just let gravity to most of the work with their range #did occasionally suffer a penalty for that kind of attack but the DM did allow Errk to bypass the normal bow range that way #and their alert feat meant that they weren't ever caught off guard even if they weren't focusing on whats around them #FUN FACT! Errk is only 5.

[supercantaloupe]

wow, holy shit. so that's what thunder sounds like when lightning strikes your block

#sasha speaks #for reference. it's currently three am here #and it sounded like a Fucking Bomb went off #completely woke & startled me. i was legit startled and vaguely panicked when i woke #i'm talking like. 100-150ft away. i seriously thought something Horrible had happened at first until i woke up a bit a second later #and remembered that lightning strike maps exist....

[fractal-quadrilioquy]

So the living world season 1 dnd campaign is going well

#kye says #versira nightrise #lws1 campaign #she can run 150ft in 6 seconds. and that's without haste. #she now also has spider climb slippers #which means she can run that... directly up. #my dm is going to hate me! this is enrichment for them don't worry

[nmotypdfsfg]

#name:150ft Deep Hole Leads To Secret River Cave #cr:youtubecom/@ActionAdventureTwins

[darksouls2yuri]

the subway in the walmart vs the subway actual location disparity in our town is so funny. the one in walmart is always packed whereas the standalone building is empty 90% of the time and i have been told do not go there

#txt #the standalone building is also: like 150ft down the rd from walmart and: currently closed for construction

[stealingyourbones]

Short DPXDC Prompts #594

Tim finds a strange amulet while on a mission for Bruce. Instead of putting it in storage in the Batcave, he puts the necklace on and convinces himself that it’s safer on his person. He can’t for the life of him figure out why he just can’t let the amulet leave his line of sight but he just can’t.  He figured out why a few weeks later when he woke up at least 150ft (46m) taller than he was before.  He came to two conclusions very quickly: 

1.) The amulet is absolutely magical. 2.) He was a dragon.

------ King Danny received word that an amulet from Aragon’s kingdom has found a new host. Not only that but Dora and himself were tasked to train and teach this new amulet user. Upon using a ghost portal to find the amulet wielder he came to two conclusions very quickly: 

1.) The amulet had chosen an alive human as its wearer. 2.) The amulet wearer was very hot.

#bones prompts #im tired and i tried and honestly thats the best ya can ask of me rn #dpxdc #dp x dc #danny phantom #dp x dc prompts

[blairelythere]

What is your opinion?

I have very strong thoughts on

ESPECIALLY when

and not to mention

and that's why I'm not allowed within 150ft of a Home Depot

#askdemonium #196

[monstersdownthepath]

Herald of Iomedae: The Hand of the Inheritor

CR 15

Lawful Good Large Outsider

Inner Sea Gods, pg. 292 (image from the Wrath of the Righteous video game!)

Among the most famous of the Divine Heralds is the first one we'll be looking at during Heralds of Hope Month. I say 'most famous' for a few reasons; he's one of the most active Heralds on the planet, what with that whole Worldwound problem going on in the north. There is rarely a moment's rest allowed for the Hand of the Inheritor in the tireless battle against the Abyss' expansion, so it's perhaps no small surprise surprise that he would eventually make a terrible and tragic mistake and end up the mercy of someone without any.

There's other reasons he's famous, in and out of universe, and those reasons are why he's no longer the Herald of Iomedae.

But this isn't talking about the now, we're still in the then! When he was at his strongest, healthiest, and least corrupted most devoted to the ideals of the Inheritor Goddess. Fittingly enough for the servant of what is essentially the Goddess of Paladins, the Hand is an angel blessed with the powers of a Paladin, built for and unafraid to put himself right in the middle of a pitched battle and cut his way through Evil like a hot knife while they struggle ineffectually to harm him. Like all angels, he's protected by a 20ft "nuh-uh" bubble that shields himself and all his allies from Evil creatures, granting them and him +4 to AC and to saving throws versus Evil creatures and effects, while also hedging out Evil summoned creatures and stopping any spell of 3rd level or lower from entering this sphere of protection, stripping many fiendish minions of their ranged options.

But of course, that's just what every angel can do. Let's look at what the Hand's unique powers have in store...

HAH, gotcha! The Hand of the Inheritor has no unique powers! I wasn't joking when I said he was basically an angel with Paladin class levels. ... except not really, because an angel with Paladin class levels would actually be much better than the poor Hand actually ends up being. But we'll get to that in a moment, so first, the positives!

Perhaps fittingly for a man who finds himself fighting alongside the front lines against demons, the Hand is just as useful bolstering his allies as he is actually leaping ahead of them into the fray. He has Aid, Lesser Restoration, Dispel Magic, and Magic Weapon all at-will, can grant himself or his allies Bull's Strength or Resist Energy 3/day, can swath the battlefield in a calming Prayer up to 3/day, and give everyone around him some extra stats and 18 temp HP with Burst of Glory 3/day. Any ally that falls in the midst of battle may be re-raised with his 3/day Raise Dead, but actually killing anyone he's trying to protect in order to draw out that resurrection is incredibly hard because of his 1/days: Death Ward, Dispel Evil, Greater Restoration, and Heal.

Killing HIM is even more annoying, because he's got 15 charges of Lay on Hands, which means +9d6 hitpoints for him as a swift action, IF you manage to get past his 32 AC. With such a menagerie of protective magic, you may think he's got no room for offense, to which I answer: 3/day Flame Strike, Holy Smite AND Order's Wrath to bring down on his foes from a distance, smiting entire crowds of them at once, and of course that's nothing compared to what happens when he gets in close. His 150ft flight speed lets him cross entire battlefields in seconds and settle down to begin Full-Attacking up to four times a round with his +2 Holy Longsword for 2d6+9 (+2d6 vs Evil) damage. Not only does he have a threatening sword, but his shield isn't just for defense, and he can indeed bash someone twice a round with his +2 Heavy Steel Shield for 1d6+5 damage. Anyone slammed by his shield is subject to a free Bull Rush attempt from the Herald as well, letting him reposition dangerous enemies as he needs.

Quite the force! But, sadly, that's about where everything of particular note ends. His Protective Aura is always on, and he's also got a 10ft Aura of Courage to grant his allies +4 against fear effects... But nothing else. Why, exactly, he lacks any of the other aura abilities a Paladin of his HD would have is a question I have no good answer for, and while he DOES have Lay on Hands (9d6 HP, 15/day), he lacks any Mercies to flavor the ability in any way or make it any more substantial... and, even more damning AND more baffling, he has no ability to Smite Evil. Given where he works, you'd think Mercies and Smite Evil would have been the second things Iomedae wrote on his sheet right after she finished giving him his gear.

Fun fact on that note, though: He wasn't originally Iomedae's Herald, he was Ragathiel's, and joined Iomedae's crusade after being awed by her skills and her sense of justice. She didn't even make him! But being the Herald of Ragathiel just makes his lack of auras, Mercies, and Smite Evil even MORE glaring, because Ragathiel has all of those.

There's also one unfortunate choice in regards to his skills that feels like a pretty big weakness: His impressive flight speed goes to waste with his lack of Fly ranks, meaning anything but a straight line is difficult for him to manage, and certain weather conditions or enemy attacks can severely impact his ability to remain airborne. He has more ranks in SWIM than in Fly! SWIM!

A lot of the Heralds in Inner Sea Gods have similar design choices, which is a huge shame, because that's where almost every Good-aligned Divine Herald is found! Whoof! His showing in the Wrath of the Righteous video game was significantly more impressive, with the ability to use Wall of Force and apply Smite Evil to entire crowds of enemies at once.

I'm not saying he's weak, no, he's actually a very powerful and stubbornly resilient melee beatstick that's outright immune to most demonic tricks and tools, but he's got some design flaws and odd choices that make it hard for someone like me to be interested in him. Perhaps this is why he's eventually superseded by someone with actual Paladin levels.

You can read more about him here.

#monster spotlight #holy heralds month #CR 11 to 15 #Pathfinder #dungeons and dragons

[drdemonprince]

Story in regards to lying being good.(Aka how I may have managed to make a cop feel bad with it?)

I was walking home, it was raining and I was cold, so obviously I was in a hurry. I came by a street that is now only for pedestrians and public transport, but it used to be a regular street, so it still has stoplights installed. The one for pedestrians was red, but like I said the street isn't allowed for cars, so I didn't think anything about ignoring it.

In my hurry I totally managed to miss a cop, who was a good 150ft away from me on a motorcycle. Instead of simply ignoring me(like any reasonable person would in a big city) he turned on his blue lights and siren and drove after me. He actually broke the speed limit and when I didn't stop walking started driving ON the thin walkway forcing pedestrians to make space. That whole thing is ridiculous enough tbh. I was terrified because theoretically I could lose my license over this(certain traffic laws are weird in my region). He behaved utterly ridiculous, couldn't have been older than early twenties, and obviously got a kick out of humiliating me(group of people was watching and laughing).

My only option was to lie my ass of and pretend like I got a super important doctors appointment and really needed to catch my bus. He didm't believe me but relented to giving me a 5 bucks fine instead, which I payed because I don't want him to take my license instead. But as soon as I gave him the money I started running after a bus that I could have theoretically missed because of this assholes antics.

He was super confused and tried to give me proof of payment. I just screamed "I didn't lie about the appointment, that's my bus" and kept running after the bus. But I did look back one last time and it was worth it because I could see everyone now visibly angry at him and him looking like a kicked dog. Visibly a head smaller looking. And I felt good because what an asshole. He stopped someone visibly younger and smaller, in a student frequented spot, filled with people who are poor and decided now was his time to humiliate and give a ticket for "jay walking" ON A PEDESTRIAN EXCULSIVE STREET. While doing so also endangering pedestrians because he sped OVER THE FUCKING WALKWAY.

This turned away from a "haha he felt bad" to a rant but I still want the takeaway from this to be that cops are clowns(and that's an insult to clowns actually) and lying to them is always good, even on incredibly small stake things.

Not to mention that jaywalking is a crime invented by the auto industry to penalize pedestrians for their role in needless deaths.

Thanks for the story, anon! A friend once got out of a ticket when a cop pulled her over by cutting her finger with a pocket knife, shoving it under her skirt, and then when he approached the vehicle, pulling her bloody hand out of her crotch and screaming that she was speeding bc she was bleeding. good times. lie to the cops folks

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

CC: Society Wide Memo - Effective Immediately

Hobie Brown (Spider-punk) is NOT PERMITTED within 100 150ft of all ‘Spider - groupies’. They are becoming agents of chaos and he is actively radicalizing them.

- Miguel O’hara

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Feat. my spidersona Diane ‘Disco-Spider’ Pastors - the President of the Hobie Brown Fanclub.

(click for high res)

A silly little sketch that turned into a comic. When I say my Spidersona is a groupie, I hope you know this is what I mean.

💕She blows smoke up his ass, he makes her swoon, and they make it everyone’s problem. (they are close friends that sometimes kiss) 💕

#this is what the world inside my head is like #lets be real there’s probably SO many spider-groupies #ME INCLUDED #miles morales #gwen Stacy #hobie brown #spidersona #spiderpunk #spider punk #spiderman #marvel #miguel ohara #hobie x oc #spidersonas #discospider #disco spider #spiderman 2099