#100talberts christina

[100talberts]

We’ve been doing some remodeling!!!!!!! As you can see, our old living room was cramped!!!!!!!!!!!!! Our living room is our family altar, and the tight space has made it difficult to get everyone placed comfortably for weekly worship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So we tore down the kitchen wall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We also had to remove the kitchen islands, but it was worth it to fit enough seats for everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was a little odd where the wallpapers met, but like we always say...

Jesus can fix everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now, you barely notice it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PTL for giving us a way to expand the family altar - after all, God comes before anything else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Mother? What are you doing?”

“Oh, hi Xavion! Without a wall to put the family photos on, I’m packing them away to the basement! We don’t need them anyways - I doubt you could name a single sibling that doesn’t live at home!”

“We have a basement?”

”Did I say basement? I meant... attic. Shouldn’t you be heading off to the library about now? The twins are very eager to go.”

“Alright. See you later, mother.”

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[quiver-full-of-sims]

2-3, 14-15 for simblr asks !

2. how would you describe your style? I would describe myself as a family simmer, I guess! It’s hard because I tend to do a lot of things. Perhaps I should call myself a variety simmer? Or a “shops for CC and organizes her Mods folder more than she plays the game itself” simmer? :)

3. what is your favorite challenge? The Fundie Challenge, of course! It doesn’t have official rules, but I consider it a challenge- it has a theme, and there are plenty of restrictions on what your sims can do.

14. who is your current favorite sim? Dora and Immy are tied- I love them a lot, for very different reasons.

15. who is your current favorite sim that is not by you? Ohhhhhh boy, this is gonna be tough. I’ll do a “top 5″ list like you did!

#5 is Ella Mae from @meetthefundies! She’s such a sweetheart despite her upbringing that I can’t help but like her. She would be higher, but sometimes she says something that makes me go, “Ella, sweetie, what in the world are you talking about? just, what???” so she’s at number 5.

#4 is definitely Stacie from @fundielicious-simblr. All I want is for her and Reece to live happily ever after! 🥺

#3 is Maud from @alnwicks! I absolutely adore her rebellious spirit, and I’m super excited to see what kind of trouble she gets into with Cora by her side. 😈

#2 is Christina Talbert from @100talberts. She's annoyingly devout, but the way she types and thinks is hilarious. She's such a fundie weirdo, and I love it!

Aaaaaand coming in at #1 is Hannah, also from @meetthefundies​! Honestly, wow. This woman!! I am obsessed with her. She's tough, she's successful, she's FREE! It was fantastic to see her transform from a stifled child bride to a happy young woman!

Honorable mentions go to Rob Perkins and Naomi Wright, both also from @meetthefundies, for putting up with Rachel/Callie's crap. :)

Thanks for asking!

Play the Simblr ask game while I try to figure out why my game keeps crashing!

#ask games #nexility-sims #ask #answered #millie talks #not fundie sims

[100talberts]

At the Talbert home, there are no birthdays.

The kids simply grow until Christina can no longer put off buying them new clothes.

Once the kids are dressed properly, Christina tells them to start reporting in at homeschool then fucks off to tell her Simstablr about what an amazing mother she thinks she is.

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[100talberts]

from 100blessings Simstablr

Miserable, Godless women would insist that every single woman ever should stop having babies and become slaves to a “career”, but that’s because Satan has infected their minds and he is trying to spread his evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If people stopped having babies, the foreigners would take over our Godly Asimerica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Without men-driven and God-centered families, our society is in shambles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That’s why I’m raising my girls to submit and my boys to lead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Godly families like ours surely have more babies than any childless atheist, so in just a few generations we can take back our country for God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Amen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[100talberts]

from 100blessings Simstablr

People ask me all the time - how do we have such a loving and fruitful marriage?! The answer is JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God has His perfect plan for your life, and He wrote it down over 2000 years ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Men, lead your wives and children!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Men are stronger, smarter, and born leaders compared to women and children!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Without the steady and Godly guidance of men, families and societies would crumble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Women, submit to your headship and be the life of your home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We are called to work at home, and nothing is more fulfilling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I couldn’t possibly be happier than when I’m pregnant and making a home-cooked meal for my man in a spotless house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Remember - only through the Lord can you live a joyful and satisfying life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#100talberts #100talberts christina #100talberts jebidiah #expect a lot more simstablr posts

[100talberts]

Ladies, your man is always right, but that doesn’t mean he can’t be wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Recently, Nicole had begun to date a boy with a foul and disgusting hairstyle - the mohawk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was very displeased with this, but Jeb allowed it because of the cross on the boy’s shirt indicated he was leaving behind a heathen lifestyle to find Christ!!!!!!!!

Well... Jeb was wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everybody is human, and sometimes mistakes are made - we just need to be glad and thank God for showing us our errors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But this post isn’t about that hideous punk, it’s about some good news!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing is confirmed juuust yet, but I will say that Nicole’s been getting to know a special young man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Although Nicole and him aren’t officially courting, I still thank God that she found a male to speak with at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ll be praying that Nicole finds her God-given headship in this respectable, Godly man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

32 notes on this post

mrspastorjoshuabunch 13m

Send my congrats to Nikki! :] But gosh, so sad about her ex! What did he do?

100blessings 8m

That’s between Jeb and Brody!!!!!!!!!!!!

applesintheevening 6m

@.100blessings Wasn’t his name Brady? If you didn’t like him, you should just say so.

100blessings 4m

@.applesintheevening How dare you!!!!! I just don’t like to gossip!!!!!!!!!

onmyniconicokneesforjesus 2m

@.mrspastorjoshuabunch @.applesintheevening he was a drunk lol

100blessings 1m

@.onmyniconicokneesforjesus He was a WHAT!??!?!!??!?!?!?!! Nicole, meet me in the dining room - we need to talk about this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#100talberts #100talberts nicole #100talberts christina #100talberts eve #100talberts mary #mrspastorjonahbunch = mary #100blessings = christina #applesintheevening = eve #onmyniconicokneesforjesus = nicole #idk how else to imply that christina didn't know/care what it was brady did #she just wanted him GONE

[100talberts]

The current nerds of the Talbert kids - Quintus, Wyatt, and Xavion - often went to the Watcherly Christian Library Of God together.

As much as it insisted it was The Godliest Ever, the library wasn’t above letting teenage girls “volunteer” their time there.

Naturally, every time they visited, Quintus abandoned his brothers to chat up one of the girls. With comments like “you women sure are good at organizing - your future headship is a lucky man” and “if we pray together, do you think the Lord will tell us we flamin-go together”, his intentions were obvious.

Painfully so.

Meanwhile, the younger boys would split off to do their own thing. Wyatt often read the more advanced books while Xavion wandered to the kid’s area.

“Hey, kid, don’t go there.”

“What? Why?”

“That’s the girl’s playroom. You’re a boy.”

“Oh. Sorry. Why is the oven in the girl room?”

“Because cooking is for women. God designed women to cook and men to eat.”

“My brother wants to be a chef and my dad says that’s ok.”

“It’s different when it’s a career. It’s more serious and advanced than what women do.”

“What about the bunny?”

“What about the bunny? It’s for girls and homosexuals. You aren’t a homosexual, are you?”

“What’s that?”

“Men who...” The teen’s face screwed into something repulsed. “They kiss other men. They’re an abomination before God. You aren’t one, are you?”

Xavion wasn’t stupid. The way the boy acted made it clear that there was only one answer. “Of course not. I wanna kiss girls and I’m gonna marry one and she’ll cook for me.”

“Good, good. Now go play with the other boys.”

#100talberts #100talberts quintus #100talberts wyatt #100talberts xavion #100talberts james flex #100talberts amelia brinkley #100talberts lola forrest #I feel like dabbling with an actual storyline on the blog #mixed in with Christina's !!!!!!!!!! posts

[100talberts]

And then it was time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIFTY kids, all in my home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Unfortunately, as large as my home is it simply does NOT have enough room for 50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Going outside was the only way to fit everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In addition, outside was the only place we could take the Big Picture!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(a/n: witch shit under the cut, but it’s just for this post so you can keep scrolling and not miss anything.)

There was a brief yet horrible interruption when two dastardly demons arrived and attacked my God-honoring family!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As a mother, your child dying is the worse thing in the world... or so I thought!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Turns out, your children dying and then their corpses used as meat puppets for Satanic demon-witch attacks on your living children is much worse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I kept reassuring my children that these Satan-loving sinners were NOT their siblings, but the Devil playing marionette with their hollow corpses, but they continued to cry and panic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fortunately, these straight-from-Hell hooligans were laughably cowardly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Of course they are - bravery comes from God, and these hollow shells of human beings clearly don’t know God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I called the police, and those terrible twins ran off into the night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Unfortunately, the police laughed at me instead of sending out officers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That’s why you can only trust God, and never secular institutions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God, in all His glorious power, released my children from Satan’s curses as soon as those wicked witches were gone, while the so-called “protectors” of us good Asimericans did NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Despite that interruption, the rest of the evening was wonderful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We thanked Him for keeping us safe and sang His praises all evening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God bless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#100talberts #100talberts christina #100talberts rose #100talberts shane #men in skirts aren't funny #but men dressed as an emo tiktoker trying to be a poor little meow meow? #hilarious #so yeah shane's supposed to look stupid #rose however is not wearing an oversized sweater or extra emo converse #so imo she's just cringe #other than that though it's twin outfits <3

[100talberts]

Of course, I can’t let Love Day pass without looking to the past!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My walk with the Watcher has taken me through three houses, from 3 kids to 27 kids to 52+ kids, and God blessed me with a headship that led me through it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jebidiah, you are the strong and manly headship I grew up praying for and I thank God every day that He brought us together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can’t imagine life without your Godly leadership!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As a special treat, Jeb took me to visit the home we bought as newlyweds!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The current owners were SO gracious and we had a wonderful time walking through memory lane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Afterwards, we went to our favorite Godly cafe for an early dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Once upon a time, we had to bring the children with us, but now we have Louise, Nicole, Opal, and Petunia to babysit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank God for oldest daughters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jebidiah, thank you for a wonderful Love Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a/n: this is the face he made when they sat down omfg

#100talberts #100talberts jebidiah #100talberts christina

[100talberts]

50 people won’t at all be the biggest gathering we’ll ever have, but to date it will!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had every female scrubbing, mopping, and trash disposing all over the entire house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had so much to do and so few girls that when Elijah offered to help cook, I accepted without a second thought!!!!!!! Then I realized that many men are career chefs, and therefore men can cook!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m positive this revelation was gifted by God, as if He wanted to tell me to set ALL my girls out to clean while my oldest boys help in the kitchen!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was so strange to see men cooking, but PTL the food turned out edible and the entire house was cleaned in time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elijah asked if this meant that I will allow my boys to cook regularly from now on, and I just laughed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Men should ONLY cook when women aren’t available to do it for them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So yes, then can in DIRE circumstances, but for the day-to-day no boy of mine will touch a pan!!!!!!!!!!!!

#100talberts #100talberts christina #100talberts elijah

[100talberts]

“Mother? What are you doing?”

“Oh, hi Debbie! Your brother’s dead to us, so I’m taking down his pictures!”

“What happened?!”

“Don’t you worry about it! You never met him.”

“What did he do?”

“He had a child out of wedlock and, instead of doing the God-honoring thing and marrying her, he’s chosen to raise it while living with his foul atheist roommate! Who’s a man! Satan has clearly stolen him, so he no longer has a place in my heart or home until he repents for his errors! I thank God that Frank was able to move away in time.”

“Is that what happened to Xavier’s pictures?”

“Don’t be silly! I just... misplaced them. No, so far Christian is the only son I have ever lost! Aside from the dead kids, of course, but they died Christians so we never truly lost them. Anyways, um, go... play music, or whatever it is you do. No use stressing over strangers before your big day, Mrs. Alexander Reinhardt! Oh, how wonderful it is to be married!”

“If I find them, can I have them?”

“What?”

“Xavier’s pictures. If I find them, can I have them?”

“Go ahead. We could use the space anyways - I already told Nicole to take lots of pictures of Sally!”

“...and the others?”

“Don’t be rude! You know what I meant.”

“...Right. See you later, mother.”

(In addition to Xavier’s pictures, Deborah would also find and keep the pictures of Christian Christina had thrown in the trash.)

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[100talberts]

Party time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Flynn and Teresa wanted a casual affair, so they each “only” invited their seven closest friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Frankly, I had no idea this many people even attended our church - I suppose you learn something new every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mrs. Lange and I chaperoned to guard the children’s purities!!!!!!!!!!!! I was not at all a fan of her flashy appearance and snobbish attitude, but at this point all I can do is pray that Flynn won’t allow Teresa to be like her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#100talberts #100talberts christina

[100talberts]

Children bring new surprises every day!! Zinnia is worried that, due to being an indoor cat, Bible hasn’t had the chance to fulfill her Godly purpose of having kittens!!! I must admit, I never thought about whether or not our cats are damning themselves to eternal suffering by remaining celibate!! Ecclesiastes 3:21 says that animals do not enter an afterlife, so I took a few minutes to explain that there’s nothing to worry about!!

Zinnia became very upset, so I gave her another talk on contentment and choosing joy!!! It’s very sad that the pets won’t follow us through the pearly gates, but that is how He designed it and we can’t argue with His perfect plan!!!

She asked me if she could encourage Bible to have kittens anyways, but I told her she would have to get Bible married first!! I know that He doesn’t mind if cats have bastard kittens, but I refuse to expose my daughters to such horrible thoughts!! If Zinnia thinks it’s okay for cats to do Satan’s mating ritual, she might think it’s okay for her to do it!!! By making her marry the cats, it helps her learn that having children should only happen when the mother and father have become one flesh in the eyes of God!!!

Of course, women can’t be priests or become authorized to perform a Godly wedding, so she had to beg Xavier to do it!!! Fortunately, he was kind enough to agree without much fuss and even helped build the wedding arch!!!

I was too busy to attend the cat’s wedding, but I hear it was beautiful! And with a proper, Godly union in place Zinnia can have all the kittens she wants!!

#100talberts #100talberts zinnia #100talberts christina #100talberts xavier

[100talberts]

Guess who’s here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TWINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! First came my handsome little man, then, to my utter surprise, came ANOTHER BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We finish off the alphabet AGAIN with sweet littles Yates and Zena!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As a momma, I sure am blessed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Praise God for giving me this double blessing, and I’ll be praying that a third Baby A will join them soon ;)

#100talberts #100talberts christina #100talberts yates #100talberts xena

[100talberts]

As soon as my little girls are tall enough to reach the flower arranging table, I teach them how to use it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s such wonderful mommy-daughter bonding, and I just LOVE teaching my little girls about God’s glorious creation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Valerie, for whatever reason, didn’t have much of an opinion.)

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[100talberts]

Pray for us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Poor Jeb is ill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I offered him some home cooked stew and a healthy dose of God-grown herbs, but he yelled at me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( Apparently, real men like him power through illnesses through Jesus alone, and a woman helping is just emasculating and demeaning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh well!!!!!!!!!!! But we could all use prayer, so I won’t stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can’t imagine God would disapprove of prayer, after all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#100talberts #100talberts jebidiah #100talberts christina #tbh I think a big part of Jeb's attitude is how fucking annoying Christina is #he's too sick for her shit rn