#00qad headcanons

[00qad-fandom]

00QAD - Escort Danny AU Headcanons

Crowdsourced in our July 17, 2022 annual 00QAD Chat Night on our Discord server!

***if you are collecting points for 007 Fest, please contact your captains to ask about counting your contributions here***

Danny doesn't meet Alex because he's an escort. Alex helps Danny after Danny is locked out of his flat, maybe after Danny gets back from work - @kmk1701d​

danny meets so many people as an escort that he thinks that maybe there's no other way of forming a connection with a person. maybe this is it. maybe he can't get away from all this - @a-forger-and-a-point-man​

Or it could be that someone else hires Danny for Alex - @kmk1701d​

frances be like "alex why can't u be a hoe like regular boys" - @a-forger-and-a-point-man​

but all they end up doing is talking - @lapsang-and-earlgrey​

and in fact it's danny - the professional - who is nervous AF cause he keeps waiting for the moment alex comes onto him but he never does - @a-forger-and-a-point-man​

Or, Danny works for that agency. And he doesn't think too much on tricking scrupulous people who are likely playing their own games. But its different when someone is just ... uncomplicated... not duplicitous, they're just trying to trust, to find love, and he wants to help - @ignaciosanchez1701​

danny ultimately confesses to alex that he needs to get out, but the escort agency is run by a mob. once you're in you owe them forever - @a-forger-and-a-point-man​

but Alex might know a few people - @lapsang-and-earlgrey​

JAMES?! - @a-forger-and-a-point-man​

and maybe James is sent to see if Danny is on the level. or if he's trying to turn Alex. - @lapsang-and-earlgrey​

To test if Danny is trustworthy, he takes him and locks him in a dark room, telling him if he survives the hour, he's good. Danny, panicked, pounds on the door, begging to be let out, when a soft thud sounds behind him. He spins round, staring wide eyed into the darkness, and can barely see movement in the shadows, slowly stalking closer. He sinks down as it nears, coming close enough for him to make out white fur, and the glint of a diamond collar. - @ignaciosanchez1701​

james has to turn to Q. Q's not in contact with his twin brother who has fought substance abuse and was a child with ADHD whom no one gave guidance to - @a-forger-and-a-point-man​

so while Q was a precocious nerd Danny was a precocious tart? - @lapsang-and-earlgrey​

pam runs the escort agency it's cover for human trafficking, and she threatens danny with alex’s life. meanwhile in q-branch Q tells james there's only one person in the world who can make her pull back - @a-forger-and-a-point-man​

but maybe Pam is trying to recruit Danny for her high class escort ring - @lapsang-and-earlgrey​

The semi/dubiously legal kind. Once Danny's out of the agency, it's James who relates best to Danny's experience as an escort - @kmk1701d​

Cue  make over montage with Pam teaching him about manners and class and james teaching him about clothes - @lapsang-and-earlgrey​

[with the track] "Non-stop" from Hamilton. Danny's also very good at reading people - @kmk1701d​

whereas pam isn't because... she refuses to surround herself with peasants. alex sees danny all made up and made over and... - @a-forger-and-a-point-man​

danny is crestfallen - @lapsang-and-earlgrey​

Or it's Alex [looking like] 😳 - @kmk1701d​

a little bit of both! but he knows this do-over is as fake as danny "pretending" to be an escort - @a-forger-and-a-point-man​

will danny become a super spy or a super slut? - @lapsang-and-earlgrey​

well there's always a thong under his dress pants - @a-forger-and-a-point-man​

I think the agency Danny worked for catered to people who wanted a bit of discretion - @kmk1701d​

but didn't wanna pay too much. danny doesn't know what it is but... he still isn't fulfilled. he's all pretty and made up and high end and getting paid so much more at a LEGAL and above board escort agency but it just doesn't feel right. besides, he needs therapy. always has, but never committed to going. one night he's taking a late walk by himself and it starts to drizzle, and he spots a smol kitty on the side of the street looking quite forlorn and wet - @a-forger-and-a-point-man​

Alex who has never been given anything to love [looking like] 🥲 - @lapsang-and-earlgrey​

[in Turing’s 00QAD bio it says] “Could officially apply to be a 00 as he has two kills but those were accidents” WHAT - @00furby​

Turing [said] they were accidents, [he] was a kitten [he] didn’t know - @lapsang-and-earlgrey​

he... accidentally... killed two people on the street, believed to be experiencing homelessness and substance abuse i think. he ain't proud - @a-forger-and-a-point-man​

Turing [said he] just wanted them to be warm - @lapsang-and-earlgrey​

HE LIT THEM ON FIRE?! - @00furby​

He snuggled them too much - @kmk1701d​

he suffocated them with cuddles until they suddenly went cold and limp and turing thought he just needed to warm them up so he lit a fire, burned their bodies, and nobody cares about ashes of homeless people, so - @a-forger-and-a-point-man​

Maybe he needs a therapy bear - @melynen​

What if Turing had a therapy mouse and Pam ate him - @00furby​

🎵 paddington 🎵 paddington be-aaaaarrrr 🎵 paddington 🎵 paddington be-aaarrr 🎵 he came from peru 🎵 to help you overcome the murders you committed cause he's way more chaotic 🎵  - @a-forger-and-a-point-man​

BONUS ART FOR THESE HEADCANONS created in real-time by the amazing @3nigm4art​!

thank you all for making this years chat so much fun

#00qad #london spy #007 fest #danny x alex #00q #00qad headcanons #escort!danny

[a-forger-and-a-point-man]

007 FEST 2023 / Fix-It Day

[The greatest fix-it experts lie within the @00qad-fandom. There is nothing we have not endured and subsequently fixed. Forever.]

A FIX-IT DAY COLLAB BROUGHT TO YOU BY @kitten-kin of @teamqbranch and @a-forger-and-a-point-man of @teamofvillains!

Every year after the buzz and the noise and the packed calendars of Pride Month and 007 Fest are behind them, the 00QAD family pack up the cars for the 10-hour drive up to the Scottish Highlands to Skyfall, where they spend August keeping Kincade company and getting some fresh air.

James loves driving all the way in his highly prized Aston Martin DB5, and Danny joins him for the intimate (read: cramped) ride. It's very special for Danny because he's never really had nice things - and James treats him like a star.

This naturally means that the more grounded and practical gentlemen in the family - Q and Alex - take a more sensible vehicle that fits luggage and two cats on leashes and their litter box. It's a lot safer to have two cars for the journey anyway.

When they pull up to Skyfall, Kincade's doggos run up in excitement to the familiar faces, but they're immediately put in their place by @princesspampuria who scares the SHIT out of these fierce hunting companions. The boss lady has arrived.

Pam loves the August vacation because she can hunt sheep and deer, and yes, she does it alone, and no, not always for food. Possibly just blood thirst and sport.

Kincade always has the finest Scottish salmon prepared for his little princess. Despite James' best efforts, Kincade is as in love with Pam as Q is.

It has taken a few years for James and Kincade to reconnect - or even reconcile, in many ways - and get to the place they're in now. James isn't used to genuine, older, wiser, paternal mentorship. But no matter how old he gets, he sure as hell needs it, and the boys are keenly aware of that.

Kincade knows what they all do now. He doesn't ask too many questions, but he allows them the space to let things out when they need to. He loves them like his own children and grandchildren, and this is what James must get used to: a natural, unconditional, familial love that isn't tied to what he does or where he's been. It's just there.

This yearly visit to Skyfall is also critical for James to reflect on where he came from, and spend time at his parents' gravesite. When a man knows his roots and understands that he was always loved, it changes him.

All that said, Kincade's favorite humans are actually Danny and Alex. Danny and Kincade send each other care packages throughout the year, and Danny is such a wonderful listener to the lifetime of stories Kincade always shares around the fire.

Turing always joins them, laying across Kincade's lap. Turing was officially given to Alex by Q to be his therapy cat, so Turing recharges in these settings.

Alex is also a good listener, but he knows to take advantage of what Kincade can teach him in the time they have together. They are both very outdoorsy people, and Kincade has taught Alex hunting, fishing, archery, and the cooking of certain animal parts. Alex is game to try out new things.

Q and Kincade have a warm and cordial relationship, but Q lives in his own head a lot, and he's not exactly fond of lacing up his hiking boots for a sunrise trek. So he'll spend. lot of time doing maintenance on Skyfall's security system, broadband connectivity, and electrical supply.

You're wondering what Kincade thinks of their relationship. And that's a very valid question. He thinks they're all well-raised gentlemen and he wouldn't trade them for the universe, and that helps tremendously in accepting that his little James - that jumped up shit - has become a man with not just an unconventional job, but an unconventional family life. They're all happy, and that makes Kincade happy, and Danny teaches him about queer culture and how to celebrate Pride at Skyfall. Kincade still affectionately calls the community "the gays" and tells his mates down at the pub that all of his sons have delivered him sons-in-law.

A great amount of time is spent in the kitchen on making three meals a day and eating together at the table. There's hearty haddock soup and tattie scones and plenty of "stovies" after their big Sunday roast. The twins' sweet tooth (Q & Danny) means Kincade always has plenty of ingredients to make his famous Cranachan every week.

Danny and Turing bake pawprint shortbread to leave as a parting gift for Kincade, and the boys all make sure they've cleaned up and done the laundry and are leaving the house in better shape than they found it.

Goodbyes are never easy, and Danny cries, and Pam cries too then screams bloody murder and refuses to let go of Kincade. An ice box filled with wild Scottish salmon for the ride helps a little bit. After a month, even the doggos are sad to see the boss lady go.

James never ever shows that he's getting emotional, but in the car, alone with Danny, he lets out the breath he's been holding, and confesses that the trip was the best time of his life - until next year.

#00qad #00q #london spy #skyfall #danny x alex #kincade #headcanons #fixitday #teamofvillains #teamqbranch #forgersfest2023 #augustholiday

[ignaciosanchez1701]

00QAD heacanon

Alex was saved in the nick of time, but still had to leave, and being angry at the people and the system ended up dropping off the radar and turning his skills to trying to find information to expose the corrupt and nefarious deeds of the government. But Danny, believing he was gone set out on his own mission of revenge, learning to code, and getting swept up into 6 as a way of keeping him "silent" and "under control". But he still has a purpose he keeps hidden, planning to rise through the ranks and get access to everything he can, and he eventually gets promoted to the Quartermaster position.

As Q, he finds himself pitted against an unknown hacker that is trying to crack his system, and they end up testing each other repeatedly, the hacker trying to gain access, and q-branch trying to track him down, until Q think he's found an opening and the hacker expresses his anger at being torn from the one he loved, from the life he could and should have had, and he won't stop until the government pays... and the gears are turning.... Q finds a way to reach out and offer an alliance, not yet realising who it is

#007fest #007 fest 2023 #qb-s1 #teamqbranch #headcanon #london spy #00qad #headcanon day #00QAD night in

[lapsang-and-earlgrey]

Summer floof

every summer when Pam complains about the heat and James gets fed up of providing her with iced treats a mischievous glint appears in his eyes and out comes the trimmer and Pam ends up with some variation of the above haircut and of course an argument ensues

Q: James Herbert Bond what have you done to my precious little princess. James: given a cooling summer haircut Pam: At least learn to graduate my leg and tail floof you decaying battleship.

inspired by @kmk1701d

#00QAD #007 fest 2022 #Headcanon week #Team Civilian

[laurelins-light]

007 Fest Headcanon Day - 00QAD!

Inspired by @a-forger-and-a-point-man, please have some 00QAD pride day headcanons!

Danny and James go all out for pride day. Danny loves to dress up and have fun and James just likes the excuse to wear something with a lot less coverage than his daily suits. 

Alex and Q tend to be more subdued, but both wear more color today of course. 

Both Q and Danny have tinsel and temporary dye in their hair for pride. It doesn’t come out as well as either would have hoped so both end up looking like they have rainbow hair for at least a week after. 

Q doesn't like loud crowds, but he makes an exception for pride day because he knows how important it is to celebrate.

Alex absolutely joins in on the Ace pride section of the parade and will talk to anyone with an ear about how Ace people deserve to be a part of Pride and doesn't tolerate ace-phobia. Q joins him to show support and will absolutely punch someone for making rude comments to other ace people, but especially Alex. 

As a matter of fact none of them tolerate ace- OR bi-phobia and everyone wears pins and other signs that say things like “no room for queer-phobia”, “ace people are queer and belong here” and “bi-phobes not welcome at pride” 

If you give Danny enough drinks, he will absolutely dance on a float and join whoever was originally supposed to be there. James doesn’t even need a drink to do this, and will encourage Danny as much as possible. 

Pam and Turing both get to go to pride day in special cat carrier/strollers. Pam of course gets the best spot and has a shiny rainbow collar and some cat safe temporary dye on her ears and tail floof.

#007 fest 2023 #007 fest #TeamBondVillains #00QAD

[mi6-cafe]

July 14th is Polyamory Day! 

It’s the day for celebrating all of your favorite Bond OT3s, OT4s, and OTmores, whether that’s 00Q00, 00QAD, MI6 Squad poly, Bond/Eve/Q, or any other OT3+ ship.  

Ways to participate:

Post poly headcanons

Draw poly fanart

Write poly ficlets

Make poly meta 

Rec poly-centric fancreations

Create Bond poly-inspired recipes (don’t forget to tag with #mi6caferecipes)

And any other poly-related activities!  

Tag with #007 Fest and we’ll reblog!

#007 fest 2023 #polyamory day

[3nigm4art]

Behold: The master post of 3NIGM4

So, uhhh here’s the links to all the dumb shit I did

Writing: Quickening: https://archiveofourown.org/works/39988203 Headcanon day: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/3nigm4art/688591626033070080?source=share Ghibli headcanons (collab): https://archiveofourown.org/works/40119159/chapters/100477956#workskin The Q With the Dragon Tattwo: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40457952 Doki Doki, Baka Mitai: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40503372 Forget-me-not: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40690956 And round robin... Art:

Welcome to Nightvale AU: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/3nigm4art/688500474618511360?source=share

Week 1 doodles: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/3nigm4art/689138890211246080?source=share Week 2 doodles: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/3nigm4art/689820385131347968?source=share

Chungking Express palette prompt: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/3nigm4art/689594971084439552?source=share If You Have The Time, Would You Come by And See me?: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/3nigm4art/689553563178991616?source=share

00QAD Chat Night doodles: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/3nigm4art/690063595876270080?source=share The Q With The Dragon Tattoo: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/3nigm4art/690457252968136704?source=share Week 3 doodles: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/3nigm4art/690491152377495552?source=share Villain Q: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/3nigm4art/690590943799328768?source=share Who Are You Really: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/3nigm4art/690627322849656832?source=share Monster Q: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/3nigm4art/690768857918586880?source=share Constantine AU: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/3nigm4art/691141776839524352?source=share The last doodles (part 1): https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/3nigm4art/691297317929861120?source=share

The last doodles (part 2): https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/3nigm4art/691298373652938752?source=share And art round robin: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/3nigm4art/691198636737069057?source=share

Others:

THE BIDDING (fanvid): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YnWWkcxSb8

Scav hunt items:

Soul Eater 00Q (#66): https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/3nigm4art/690493420132794369?source=share Kazoo cover Bond theme (#23): https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/3nigm4art/691289909031501824?source=share

That’s it For a person who only knew 007 fest is a thing like a month before it happened, I think I did a pretty good job.

Do you want some behind-the-scenes (AKA my mental descent into complete madness)? Sure you do.

Here are the many “visual representations” I made during fest and sent to friends and such.

(11/07/2022)

(13/07/2022)

(19/07/2022)

(20/07/2022)

As well as many, many occurrences of me, staying up at ungodly hours to do things.

It was fun.

Ahh I survived 007 fest 2022

#007 Fest 2022 #Teamqbranch #QB-M3 #Master post #mi6cafe

[blood-suits-and-tears]

00qad mug headcanons

A while ago in a fic (https://archiveofourown.org/works/14254296/chapters/32873469) I mentioned Danny has Pride mug

That got me thinking about other novelty mugs the 00qad household would have (most of them were obviously gifts):

Q

(of course has his Q scrabble mug, but that one is at work)

James

Danny

Alex

#007 fest #polymaory day #00qad #teamcivilian #headcanon week #mug headcanon

[sunaddicted]

Could you do number 14 (open the door!) without too much angst for 00qad please? :)

Not too much angst is so h a r d but I managed lolThis is short and silly, I'm sorry *hides****James glared at the locked door and not for the first time that afternoon, he wondered why exactly their kitchen had a door - wasn't that a security hazard? If there was a fire, one should have been able to escape as fast as possible, right? Right: it was a perfect reasoning, it didn't hit any bumps or potholes when he ran it through his mind to check it over - like Q and Alex repeated him to do, especially if a tiny part of his brain pointed out to him that what he was thinking about might have been a tad stupid. Obviously, that referred to his impulsive plans out in the field but James was pretty sure they would have appreciated knowing that he used the method also for everyday reasoning. "Glaring at it won't make the door suddenly open" Danny said from the couch on which he was sprawled, Turing napping on his stomach as if the younger man just was a piece of furniture. James scowled "If you hadn't let Q in the kitchen, I wouldn't be glaring at a locked door now" he pointed out; there was a ban in their household and it was there for a very good reason: Q couldn't be trusted near any kitchen appliances and he barely was allowed to warm food up in the microwave, provided that there was someone in the house to make sure he didn't accidentally burn the house down or blow himself up. "I was napping" Danny shrugged. Alex cleared his throat "I suppose... he's an adult, we should start trusting him in the kitchen" James turned around to shoot the other man a disbelieving look: Alex was sensible, he was supposed to be on his side "Apart from the number written on his licence and his work attitude, does he ever behave as if he actually left college?" "Well..""No, he doesn't" James interrupted before Alex could try to answer "He doesn't eat a proper meal unless it's put right in front of his nose; he doesn't go to sleep until he passes out or he's forced to go to bed; he drinks way too much tea - do I need to go on?""No, we got it" Danny sighed "I don't smell anything burning, though: it might not be as bad as you fear" Always the optimist - if James didn't love Danny so much, he would have been irritated by his attitude; instead, it helped James to see things under a better light and he was grateful for that "You don't need to necessarily burn food to poison yourself" he pointed out. "I think you're worrying a little too much" Alex offered, one hand tentatively wrapping around James' in an offer of comfort. Maybe he was. Maybe he wasn't. James turned around and, even while he squeezed Alex's hand as if it was his personal anti-stress ball, he pounded on the locked surface in front of him "Open the door!""Just a minute!" Q called back. "He sounds fine" Danny observed, cooing at Turing when the cat stretched just to butt his head against his jaw, looking for either a scratch or a kiss - James wasn't sure whether only their cats looked for kisses because they had gotten used to them or if it was just a cat thing. Q could have probably given him a coherent answer. If only he got out of that goddamn kitchen."I'll tear this door down if you don't open it right this instant!""James, breathe""Give me a second!""NOW, Q!""Fine, fine" Q rolled his eyes and opened the door, opening his arms wide "Tadaah, I'm alive" he said, voice dripping with sarcasm - his breath was cut off when James threw himself at him, hands patting him down and lips pressed against his forehead in frantic kisses "I'm okay, James. I was just heating up a Pop Tart" Danny slid off of the couch "We still have those?"Q nodded from over James' shoulder "Yeah but I ate the last strawberry one""Cool, I prefer vanilla anyway"

#my writing #my drabble #00qad #00q #dannylex #007 #james bond #Q #quartermaster #danny holt #alex turner #silly #crack #fluff #james cares poor baby #Q is banned from the kitchen #it's my headcanon lol

[melynen]

Mely’s 007 Fest 2021 Masterpost

Well, this was an interesting Fest. I had all these plans and then suddenly things happened (had some health issues and other such things) and just like that, it was already mid-July before I could start participating properly. I only had one fic pre-written, too, everything else I did after mid-July.

So yes, there was a lot that I planned but wasn’t able to get done. (Which I’ll just move to next year. 😆) But I did manage to do more things than I expected, given the time frame, so at least there is that.

Anyway, moving onto the points next. ✨

Fics 125p

The Foreboding Sense of Impending Happiness — T+ — 00Q — 6/6

Who Would You Die For — G — 00Q

Eve Likes It Hot — T+ — Eve Moneypenny/Alec Trevelyan

For chili oil / Food table

Also for ’I have a particular set of skills’ / Quotes table

Mouse (In the House) — G — M/Bill Tanner

For ratatouille / Food table

Late Night Fondue — T+ — Bill Tanner/Alec Trevelyan

For fondue / Food table

An Ill-Adviced Drink — T+ — James Bond/Eve Moneypenny

For Vesper Martini / Food table

Also for ’the exception that proves the rule’ / Quotes table

Fourteen Minutes — G — Q/Alec Trevelyan

For lava cake / Food table

Also for ’it is a truth universally acknowledged’ / Quotes table

Eggcident — G — Eve Moneypenny/Bill Tanner

For eggs / Food table

Hit the Bullseye — G — 00Q

For ‘What? Like it’s hard?!’ / Quotes table

Of Surprises and Shared Missions — G — 00Q

For ‘Speak of the devil...’ / Quotes table

Why Don’t You Model That For Me — T+ — 00Q

For ‘I’ve tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity.’ & ‘You are the luckiest, the canniest, and the most reckless man I ever knew.’ / Quotes table

Ob(li)vious — T+ — 00Q — 6/6

For Switzerland, Egypt, Morocco, Malaysia, Jamaica, France & Wales / Countries table

Also for Free Space / Quotes table (‘That’s a love spoon.’)

Headcanons 120p

Q’s Newest Mug

For Free Space (Finland) / Countries table

Q’s Favourite Souvenir

For Japan / Countries table

Q’s Favourite Mini Mug

Q’s New Favourite Mug

Bond’s Souvenirs Can Be Practical, Too

M Likes Almost All Cheeses

For gorgonzola / Food table

Felix Loves the Die Hard Movies — James Bond/Felix Leiter

For ‘yippee ki-yay’ / Quotes table

Also for Characters of Colour Day

R’s Favourite Berries

Eve Loves Currants

For Food Day

Tanner Loves To Bake

R Is a Vegetarian

For Q Branch Day

Eve Loves The Big Bang Theory — Eve Moneypenny/Q/Bill Tanner

Q Watches The Big Bang Theory

R’s Tea

Dramatic Entrance: The ✨James Bond✨ Edition

For Agent Day

Tanner Is Allergic To Eggs

Felix Gets Married — Felix Leiter/Alec Trevelyan

For Felix Friday

Bond’s New Business

The Fake Business Card

Villains’ Dramatic Entrances x 5

Blofeld & Silva & Le Chiffre & Jaws & Drax

For Villain Day

Other fancreations 50p

Roses are red

If Moneypenny ran an advice column

For Moneypenny Monday

Limerick #1 — 00QAD

For Polyamory Day

Limerick #2

For Tanner Tuesday

Tea poster

Label

Wedding invitation

Logo and ad

Business card

Participation in the Round Robin

Memes 20p

#1 — #2 — #3 — #4 — #5 — #6 — #7 — #8 — #9 — #10 — #11 — #12 — #13 — #14 — #15 — #16 — #17 — #18 — #19 — #20

Recipes 10p

R’s Raspberry Cake

For raspberries / Food table

Bill’s Banana Biscuits

For Free Space (bananas) / Food table

Scavenger hunts 160p

#6 — #31 — #34 — #37 — #42 — #44 — #45 — #47 — #50 — #53 — #55 — #58 — #66 — #67 — #76 — #78 — #81

#1 (for Comments Day) — #52 (5/5 memes)

Watchparties & such 12p

Knives Out

London Spy (5 episodes)

Logan Lucky

00QAD Fandom Chat Night

The Importance of Being Earnest

Chocolat

The Pursuit of Love (2 episodes)

Comments 190p

130 + 30 + 30

Other Bonuses 272p

31-day challenge 75p

A set of 7 headcanons 42p

Rare pairs 50p

A set of 7 Theme Days 15p

Completed Prompt Tables 90p

Total Points 959

#mely writes fanfiction #007 fest #teambondvillains #007 fest masterpost #recipes #headcanons #scavenger hunt

[00qad-fandom]

Who are 00QAD? - Part One - James

00QAD is a crossover between James Bond and the 2015 TV show London Spy and for those new to the fest and to the fandom we thought we'd introduce you to our motley crew.

Name: Bond, James Bond Nickname(s): 007, The Decaying Battleship, Gramps, Jamie Lad, James Herbert Bond, 00Daddy Sexuality/Romantic Orientation: Bi, Pan, Omni Job/Hobbies: Retired 00 turned Cat Dad/Pam's Personal Chef Fun Fact(s): Has the emotional maturity and impulse control of a toddler but the libido of an 18 year old. There is some debate among the 00QAD household who wrangles whom, does James wrangle Pam or does Pam wrangle James. Either way they are both secretly glad to be in each others lives. While stationed in Paris as a junior agent he took lessons at the cordon bleu cookery school he was top of his class in knife skills because of course he did and Pam is the only one who truly appreciates his cooking. Favourite Drink: Whiskey Favourite food/snack: Eggs

#00QAD #007 fest 2022 #james bond #Headcanon Day

[a-forger-and-a-point-man]

007 Fest 2023 / Festivities Day

In which Felix Leiter takes 00QAD to the Fourth of July cookout

The suggestion comes from Alex. He’s formed a warm and unique relationship with the CIA agent who helped him lay low in America, after SPECTRE got hold of his groundbreaking lie detection software. 

Alex has fond memories of Baltimore. Felix still calls him young man and maybe James Bond is a just a little bit jealous of their friendship. 

It’s stiflingly hot, and Danny has watermelon in his hair. He’s had too much potato salad that he doesn’t have room for the spicy bean burger Felix hand made just for him, because he’s vegan. Maybe he’ll have his sandwich while they watch the fireworks later. 

James is regaling Felix’s mother and aunties with tales of adventure and romance and mystery. Felix knows he’s full of shit but he loves seeing the excitement on his mama’s face. 

Q found the neighborhood cats. He misses his own. Pampuria and Turing would absolutely devour the half-smoke he’s feeding the kitties right now, but they’re staying with their Granny Susan until he returns. He looks over and catches Felix’s eye. 

It’s a good life. 

#007fest #teamofvillains #felixleiter #00qad #headcanon #festivitiesday #forgersfest2023

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fest 23 masterpost

let's get this over with

ART

Q charcoal attempt

Q

Wai Linn

Tanner

Felix

Ben Whishaw

Eve Moneypenny

And this one "peek-a-q" xD

6 regular, 2 higher

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00QAD

THEME DAY x5

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TOTAL: 241

#007fest #007 fest 2023 #teamqbranch #QB-S1 #007 fest masterpost

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Turing Headcanons

Alex and Turing share a very special bond at first this made Q a bit jealous because Turing was his cat but when he realised how much Turing was helping Alex heal that jealousy disappeared and was replaced with pride.

Turing was born on the streets and was homeless for the first two years of his life.

Turing became a licenced therapy cat and has a thriving client list especially in lockdown 

Turing is half bengal cat and enjoys going out for a run with Alex. They have become quite a fixture in Battersea park. 

Alex calls Turing his little rubber ducky because he sits and listens to him read out his code.

Alex tells Turing bedtime stories about famous scientists (including his namesake.)

Turing loves Alex’s lockdown beard and enjoys combing it with his paws he also does Danny’s floof

Turing loves dressing up and Danny has made him a range of costumes including a lion and a shark.

Danny set up a secret instagram account for all of this cute pictures of Turing.

Turing supports LGBTQIA rights and has a dapper range of pride flag bow ties including the Ace flag for his Papa.

Turing has counselled Q and James on numerous occasions and he's teaching Bond to express his emotions more.

Turing’s favourite snack is chicken wings and his favourite drink is Niboshi Dashi which James makes for him.

Turing has his very own MI6 pass which Pam frequently tries to steal

Turing loves his big sister but wishes she wouldn’t hog the smoked salmon grampy sends down from scotland

#00qad #Headcanons #Turing #00QADPT

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007 Fest - 00QAD Chat Night Prompts/Headcannons

Since Saturday July 29th was @00qad-fandom Chat Night, I thought I'd post and share some of my ideas and headcanons that were inspired by that night (yes I know I'm posting this 2 days later and on the last day of fest, I've been busy unfortunately).

Hacker AU! Where Danny stumbles into Hacker!Alex at a nightclub and Alex was trying to break into the servers the club had in the back room. They almost get caught but Danny saves Alex 

Alex goes into hiding but is saved last minute but Danny doesn’t know this. He gets really into what Alex was doing and decides that since no one is listening to him he’ll take up his mantle and become a hacker. Either he eventually becomes Q OR Q finds him one day and is like - you are my new R. Eventually, Danny starts running Q Branch and running double oh missions and meets James. Alex has been on a multi year long undercover mission with Alec and has been telling Alec all about Danny.One day, they all come back to Q Branch at the same time and all realize they like the same person and Danny is kinda freaking out but Alex, James, and Alec are all like… eh at least one of us will be with you at all times this is good actually. 

Super soldier!Alex meeting Civilian!Danny and Danny teaching him all about the normal world when James and Q are sent to track Alex down and bring him back but end up faking his death and bringing him back as normal Q-branch technician Alex and Danny becomes an Agent instead with Alex as his and James’ “Support Analyst”

In similar vein - Black Widow!Alex who breaks from training but is lost and Danny finds him and then Q and James get involved because Alex is a known threat but they know better after getting to know him and boom Alex defects and becomes an Agent with Danny as his Q-branch support because he only listens and trusts Danny, James, or Q

Some others I thought of after the chat:

Q-Branch Analyst! Alex defects and has to fake his death after meeting Civilian!Danny. Danny then decides that he wants to understand more of Alex's previous world and root out what happened in Q-Branch and joins it. Eventually he becomes Q and succeeds in getting rid of all the corruption in the Branch (and MI6) that led to Alex's (supposed) death. Only after this is done does Alex feel safe to come back. James is the one that helped him hide all those years ago.

Vet!Alex who met a very concerned Danny at his veterinary practice after Danny comes across a mama cat and her 3 kittens. Alex knows another couple (Q + James) that would love to adopt some kittens and he introduces them all.

Assassin!Q who targets Alex, but is thrown off after seeing Danny and realizing that Danny is his long lost twin? brother? doppelganger? and instead gets curious and eventually realizes that he can't kill Alex bc it will hurt Danny. James is Q's support agent and just shrugs and goes along with it all.

#00qad #london spy #007 fest 2023 #007 fest #teambondvillains

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July 19th is Polyamory Day! 

It’s the day for celebrating all of your favorite Bond OT3s, OT4s, and OTmores, whether that’s 00Q00, 00QAD, MI6 Squad poly, Bond/Eve/Q, or any other OT3+ ship.  

Ways to participate:

Post poly headcanons

Draw poly fanart

Write poly ficlets

Make poly meta 

Rec poly-centric fancreations

Create Bond poly-inspired recipes (don’t forget to tag with #mi6caferecipes)

And any other poly-related activities! 

Tag with #007 Fest and we’ll reblog!

#007 fest #007 fest 2022 #polyamory day