"I have this weird crush on Officer Gomez from Vault 101. I played through Growing Up Fast and almost got beat up by Butch and when Gomez came to help I thought ''wow I like this guy he should be my boyfriend''. And now I have a running gag about my lone wanderer having a crush on Officer Gomez."
Fallout Confessions
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Teach me anger, Josep-senpai
"Slow down, Anonymous. Not everything can be solved by just exploding at everyone you meet. If you are facing someone in particular who has gravely wronged you...
"Look them in the eyes....
"Take deep breaths... relax your shoulders....
"Tilt your head back.... count to three....
"AND SHATTER THEIR NASAL BONES WITH A GOOD BASH OF YOUR SKULL!!"
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Me: FUCK THE GOVERNMENT
Me: f,,, fuck the government,,,
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Trust me, love, this has helped before.. I know what I am suggesting! - Lurker
.....Okay....hum a song...force it out....
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“So... like a lollipop...?”
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What I'm learning from bread making is you never had enough flour for dusting
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-- ; “IS THAT a challenge I hear?”
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Nukie, a.k.a., Nukie... In Search of America (1987)
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No offense but i need to end my life with drugs and all,thats all about it.
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why say you -Yes- wehen you think -No-?
la-musica-come-una-droga
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PLEASE, Creek, I believe in you! You can do this! Don’t give in, we all believe in you!
Get….out…..cranberries…..get out get out get out
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#NAO POR DIOSSSS#JAJAJAAJAJAJAJJA#JESUS TE PERDONE ESTÚPIDA X'DDD#LOL
nO ME PERDONA, ES QUE PLS, SUGA, MIRA LO QUE HACEMOS POR TI
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for the pentagram meme: bananas, a naked mike, a tiny stuffed monkey plushy, a bottle of vine and a bag of mixed nuts (without peanuts of course)
5 things you would put on a pentagram to summon me
"Bananas- Understandable…A bottle of vine and a bag of nuts- yes. But a naked Mike and a stuffed monkey? I’ll take the Mike. But I feel that the plushy is bad omen.”
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