#*tosses confetti*

[ghouljams]

i just binged all you have for your medieval au when i realised you were the cowboy au i loved!! i’m tickled pink finding you again.

absolutely obsessed with all your ideas and writings. you’re incredible! you’re amazing! never forget that 🫶🏻🫶🏻!!

Thank youuuuuu

Bringing my cowboy ogs back with more Ghost. I'm glad you found me again!!! Welcome back💕💕

#ghoul speaks #tosses confetti #welcome back to the insanity

[one-winged-dreams]

Carrd updated with a new section (familial), some crushes removed (and again f/os i probably SHOULD remove stay because I'm too sentimental but w/e) and some f/os added to romantic and queerplatonic.

#some patch notes -tosses confetti- #good luck trying to navigate my 5 billion f/os to see what's new

[edcn]

It had been an impromptu decision. Unplanned and unprepared but the ocean had looked rather inviting and Bear had already pulled her barefoot into the waves—- she'd instructed him to guard her belongings after stripping down to her lingerie. As always he'd taken the task quite seriously, protecting her dress, purse and shoes from mostly seagulls that dared to come too close. Which she had honoured with ear scratches and a treat.

"The water is nice," she calls out over her shoulder when she hears someone approach. "You should take a dip." // @covairecitystarters

#ccitystarter #-tosses confetti- #yes homegirl sits around on the beach half naked

[lavalampstealer]

Ok. So. I'm not at game 3 yet but I'm going to come back to you when I am so I can just suck in every little breadcrumb of content you have for it like a vacuum. Yeah.

Sobbing this is one of the funniest things someone’s ever said to me

#also thank you 😭 the goobers.. they infect everyone #this reminds me I need to work on Cyan’s ieytd 3 look. but the goober :( i love drawing their ieytd 2 look its ingrained in them now #let alone their ieytd 1 look which I think I’ve drawn. wait no i havent. ive. what. how #their story is.. vague. details are gone to the wind. only little bits and pieces tossed around like confetti #ieytd

[unbrcakablc-hcart]

Oh. I bet I know what's wrong with me. I'm going to be so annoyed if I'm right.

#Like. Tosses sand like it's confetti. It was just my 125 year old hormones!!! #vash blogs

[armed-saphire]

honestly fucked up that i cant aggressively pat bonnie because shes small and fragile and cant tank hits like her brothers

#the other 2 cats are like 20 lbs they are big boys #bonnie would get tossed around like a piece of confetti #same with moving her out of the way i have to be so gentle #but with the other 2 i can be more assertive because they can take it easy lol

[cxnvicts]

SINNER DETAINED ー THREAT ASSESSMENT A ! MBCC － S － 419 : McQueen

❝ Painters want to make a living by painting, and the buyers want to purchase famous paintings. I’ve helped them realize their dreams. Why are you mad at me, Chief? ❞

cxnvicts   ー   an independent, semi-selective, and low-activity multi-muse for Path to Nowhere’s certainly up to no good Sinners: Chameleon, Cinnabar, Che, Ignis, K.K. & McQueen as written by Milky !!

report   //   dispatch assignments ��

#TODAY IS MCQUEEN'S BIRTHDAY TOSSES CONFETTI IN THE AIR #choo choo local plagiarist coming through #path to nowhere rp #ptn rp #「 arrest warrant: promo. 」

[shieldagentnatasharomanoff]

I want to throw love around like it's confetti... Preferably in my favorite people's faces.

@supremestrangeness @cherryfinolahobbes @prplhawk @smertzimy @akasupergirl @strxngemxgick @agentjjkelly @hzsokovia @cruzingxxbyxxx @hxrbingxr @notgonnabesubtle

#the widow and her musings #yes nat will totally toss confetti in ppls faces challenge her. i dare you

[sometimesanalice]

If I ever spam your feed with too many reblogs, I always tag my thank you reblogs with “here have a bradley 🎁”.

So you can always filter that to clear up your dash!

#xo your neighborhood hype girl #if I could give everyone a Bradley I would #I’d be tossing around Bradleys like confetti

[lonesplashy]

Happy birthday to me and hua cheng 🎉

#tosses confetti and suspiciously dick shaped glitter gets stuck in your hair forever #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian #tgcf

[welcometogrouchland]

Making peace with fiction that wasn't poorly executed but was in fact so so so so fucking close to being perfect (via a balance of perfect scenes and overall good ones) but missed the mark just a smidge to the point of it being jarring. That's the hardest battle god can give you

#ramblings of a lunatic #yes this is abt the final scene in ttt that I've bitched about endlessly #IT'S NOT EVEN BAD IT JUST NEEDED MORE ROOM TO JUSTIFY ITSELF AND GIVE REACTIONS TO MAKE IT FEEL COMPLETE AND NOT UNFINISHED #DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW CLOSE THIS WAS TO BEING A 9/10 BUT LANDED FIRMLY ON A 7 #YEAH I'M THAT GUY RN. YOUR PARENT ASKING YOU WHY YOU DIDN'T GET AN A+ #I'M BITCHIN! #you guys haven't even seen half of the written evidence of me trying to sus out all the ways this stumbled and how those could've been- #-ammended #I've got 2 public posts about it 3 times that amount undedited in drafts #anyway i HAVE made my peace with it. I'm always gonna understand and sympathize w/ ppl who resent it's inclusion i understand why ppl like- #-it or even love it #i understand why they put it in but i had to do a lot of digging past my own discomfort and i still think it had an unfinished quality #but like I said. everything else abt the special was so good. it was so good #i keep going back to the luz and camilla scenes and the hexsquad scenes. they're so good #anyway yeah. tosses confetti. I'm actually not obsessive abt this show at all <3

[emmett-mchearty]

yessssssss

This is the most dopamine I've had in MONTHS

MISHAMISHAMISHA😈😈😈

#*tosses confetti* #mishapocolypse 2.0

[mariverses]

i'm going to romania for my birthday and it's crazy because i left as a kid and i'm going back as an Adult

#.txt #feels strange. my moms friend ( basically also my second mom ) called and was like #YOU'RE COMING!!!! WHAT CAKE!!!!! IM BAKING RN!!!!!!!!! DO YOU WANT SPRINKLES!!!!! CONFETTI!!!!!!!!! PUP PUP!!!!!!! PARTY HARD!!!!!!!!! #and then she took me to two hours of intensive therapy ( she was the therapist ) and like ah. that's what i miss #my friend? i thought we were far apart now but she says she is anti-social and wants to read all the time so maybe not #i think it will be good. i think i will have fun even though i have to be alone with my dad otherwise #hope he doesn't kill me and toss me on the side of the road before we get there

[enchanted-keys]

Idk, maybe people should start reading again and get to the source of things themselves, instead of canceling things left and right and cross them out because ‘someone said this’ and ‘they’ve heard that’, and that’s all they need to know to form their own opinion, as if there wasn’t a massive problem of people not knowing how to analyze things without completely taking them out of context these days.

#this is literally how misinformation spreads btw #people will toss around the words 'critical thinking' like confetti when all they do is taking things out of context #and give them the meaning they want it to have #and everyone follows behind like puppies with their mom

[teaboot]

One of the best parts about working at a sex shop is the employee discount, and yeah that means excellent deals on sex supplies but that's not the big brain part.

You come to my house. Something is cooking in the kitchen- it smells wonderful. What is it? It's novelty dick-shaped pasta. I've set up a sensual sexy Italian dinner. There are candles set up on the table. They're melting too fast, dripping everywhere- they're low temp waxplay pillar candles. For dessert, I serve you a delicious ice cream topped in penis-shaped rainbow confetti sprinkles and strawberry body paint drizzle, and afterwards, serve coffee with roasted hazelnut warming lube.

We play a board game while we drink. It's sexy monopoly. It's your turn. You roll the dice. They come up as 'whisper into' and 'butt'. I lost the original dice. We're using the sexy dice. You move four spaces.

After dinner, I run you a bath. A bubble bath. The bubble gel? Sensual ocean breeze. There are candles lined up around the tub. The scent is overpowering. Why? They're three-in-one fruit flavored massage oil candles. I'm using so much. It's so wasteful. Do you want to shave? I have conditioning shave cream that smells like limes. And an electric body razor, but you can't use that in the tub.

How about a bath bomb? You toss one in. It's cherry blossom scented. As it dissolves, three sexy bath sex suggestion cards fall out. They're all variations on doggy style, probably because fucking in a bathtub is probably the easiest way to break your hip.

The water cools. You get out an dry off with a novelty towel. If you wrap it around your chest, it looks like you have gigantic tatas bursting through the fabric like the Hulk.

You walk into the bedroom. I'm there, reading an instructional book titled "The Housewife's Guide To Every Day Stripping". I'm wearing a neck pillow designed to look like a massive curved weiner. Also a pair of fake leather bondage leggings and an oversized men's christmas T-shirt that says "Jingle My Bells" across the front.

I see you come in. I put down the book, take off the pillow. Offer you a massage. You accept. I already burned up all the massage candles so I pop a new bottle of CBD massage oil that says something wrong about Chakras on it. It's very gritty. That's because there's little chunks of amethyst in it for some fucking reason. It's fine, though. You say you don't mind.

I don't do massages very often. It's bad. You end up more tense than before. One of your muscles starts to cramp- it's okay. I whip out a bottle of Lidocane topical masculine performance numbing spray. You immediately feel like your shoulder went to the dentist. It's not ideal, but it's better than cramping.

You're not in the mood to bone after that. Which is good, cause I'm actually pretty asexual, but it hasn't come up yet so I'm relieved to avoid the conversation. Instead we get ready for bed. (The weather is terrible, and I insist you stay over.) I set up the futon, then realize it smells like cigarettes from the previous owner and shyly ask if you wanna cuddle in my room. You're down.

I crawl under the covers, placing my penis-shaped pink glitter pride bottle on the side table in case one of us wakes up thirsty. Once you're settled in, I turn off the glowing bare ass night light and the room goes black.

It takes a few seconds for your eyes to adjust, but when they do, you look up at the ceiling. It's dotted all over with little green flourescent lights. Are they plastic stars? No. I've pinned up a thousand glow in the dark condoms. God bless

[smiletimeisrunningout]

btw if you play the Doctor, main characters from New Girl, Lost characters or Chuck characters, I'm very sorry about who I'm going to be about it

#especially in this blog it's like -tosses confetti- #I'm rewatching librarians too and this isn't going to end well