#(ironic huh)

[vivietoria]

Local medical student questions life

Sorta modern AU?? I like to imagine that Paracelsus would pull regular all-nighters and inhale copious amount of caffeine

#darkest dungeon #darkest dungeon plague doctor #darkest dungeon paracelsus #my art #digital art #i should be studying right now #ironic huh #woops lol

[littlegingerperson5]

Omg he’s adorable 😭💕💕

#Ironic huh #my asks

[berylcluster]

⊰ starter for @vlstarie ft. DEAN ⊱

➫ DEAN was on high alert. Every fiber of his being was telling him to go for the gun at his back, unload it on this creature and be done with it. There had been a time in his life where he might have done just that, made up some excuse to Sam, slept like death that same night, and never thought about her again. However, like the all-knowing smart ass he was, Dean's brother had already made him promise to talk to Rachie, the leviathan, before making any "rash" decisions. They hated the leviathans, face changing, not-purple people eaters - he feels his muscles tense. He hates being near one, it actually made his skin crawl, but he forces green eyes over to the woman.

Dean had been keeping a table and some chairs between them, at least she wouldn't get the jump on him. Originally, he would be waiting for Sam to enter and talk to her, but his nerves felt like tightened violin strings with this awkward silence. "So... Rachie," he says her name like it doesn't quite fit right in his mouth, "You expect me to believe this bullshit about you not being on Dick's team? You eat people, you're a monster, so I don't buy it for a second. I don't wanna know what kinda story you peddled to Sam, but I don't trust you."

#the neon sign is off; closed #hope your apple pie is freakin worth it ★ dean winchester #vlstarie #listening to: human by the killers #ironic huh

[queenmeve]

johnny depp publicly gaslights amber heard and suddenly y’all don’t know or care about that term anymore

#ironic huh

[gay-prentiss]

if i see another fucking spider im fleeing the fucking country WHY

#IT WAS A WHITE TIP BYEEEEEEEEEEEEE #arachnophobe australian #ironic huh #if the bestie would shut the fucking window we wouldnt have this problem #nat rambles #AAAAAAAAAAAA

[dimensionalrevolutionarypoetry]

I Hope Someone Has a Really Good Idea 

and i hope they put it on tumblr 

where 4 people will see it, 

laugh a bit to themselves,

and look forward to the next

#catgirlcommunistpoetry #ironic huh #yeah i didn't know i was going to put this on tumblr when i made it

[ask-spiderpool]

#ask-spiderpool #main #captain america #iron man #steve rogers #tony stark #ms marvel #kamala khan #miles morales #tony why are you so homophobic. huh.

[kazeofthemagun]

@words-by-theo asked the summoner:

not everything's all doom and gloom you know, you can have a nice day or even a little snack sometime. but alas, you're too edgy 😔

Roast my muse

"........."

Inb4 you catch him like that at 3am eating a raw cheese block by itself. Look, the edgelord is having a little snack...

#I'd call him a Chaos Gremlin but he'd get offended #ironic huh #[[ask response #words-by-theo

[we-all-need-oxygen]

Happy New Year yall I just got assaulted <3

#new year #ironic huh #family problems #at least the holiday season is over #my sister is crazy lmfao #guess im moving out sooner than i though #she doesnt even live w me either #assault tw

[obscene-visage]

I hope tonight is the night. I really don't want to wake up tomorrow. Let me go in my sleep, please.

#why am i always worse after a psych appointment #ironic huh

[warncdandwiles]

/// my activity may be spotting for a while

#ironic huh #it already is on this blog #M U N --- W I L Y ✉ W R I T E S

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #155

Tony can be... a bit overbearing with his helicopter parent tendencies. To combat this, Peter sets up a small protocol with FRIDAY. 

Any time Tony wants to do something paranoid or invasive, FRIDAY is to send him a helpful article first, with titles like "Excessive Surveillance Can Harm Adolescent Development, Study Finds" and "Why Teens Need Privacy From Their Parents"

Peter leaves the choice of articles up to FRIDAY, trusting her to send ones that fit the situation.

While this protocol does get Tony to reconsider some of his more... extreme impractical requests, in most cases it fails to change his mind. Being hands-off about Peter's safety is not something he can do -- not when he knows the kinds of dangers this particular kid could face.

He's grateful for the insight that the protocol has given him, though. So instead of removing it, he decides to add to it. He asks FRIDAY to make it a two-way street. Now, whenever Peter complains about one of Tony's safety protocols, FRIDAY will send an article to help him understand

However, Tony doesn't anticipate the kinds of articles FRIDAY will choose. While she continues to send Tony studies and editorials, to Peter she sends news reports from Tony's past

Peter's mad that Tony has put trackers in everything he owns? -- "Tony Stark Still Missing: Inside Month Three of the Harrowing Search"

Peter hates the constant health monitoring that FRIDAY does when he's in the tower? -- "Death Wish or Death Sentence? Stark Behavior Tied to Secret Illness that Almost Cost Him His Life"

It goes on and on. For every seemingly insane overreach, there's a story, an experience Tony is trying to protect Peter from. 

They both still disagree about how much protection is too much, but at least they understand each other better now

#tony upon reading peter's articles: hmm. that's... actually pretty convincing. I guess I can see where he's coming from #FRI babe send pete something equally convincing so he can see my side #FRIDAY: here are tony stark's traumas age 0 to present- #irondad fic ideas #irondad and spiderson #iron dad and spider son #she basically bombards him with empathy #FRIDAY is truly a strategy queen #peter parker #tony stark #irondad #spiderson #ironfam #queueueueue #see announcements #also if tony ever complains that he didn't want FRIDAY to share all those personal things- #peter: payback's a bitch huh

[tinynerdycthulu]

people are like "sy is so oblivious, how can he not realize liu qingge is in love with him" but when i first read svsss i was woefully unaware of the sy wifebeam. yall i was reading the scene where lbh is like "shizun waits so dutifully for liu-shishu" and thinking "silly lbh, why is he so jealous? it's so funny how he thinks liu qingge is a serious threat when he only tolerates sqq because of his life debt" when lqg fought 5 years to get sqq's body i was like "wow this really showcases the dedication of cang qiong sect to its members lqg is such a tsundere he refuses to admit he actually cares about sqq as a friend" im so glad im not a 20something chinese twink bc i would be in DANGER

bonus horrendously incorrect take from me: i thought mobei-jun was gonna be the antagonist

#i was reading feynites AMAZING fic IWYWMH and thinking what an INTERESTING take to have liu qingge in love with shen qingqiu #this is not ironic btw if i was transmigrated i would be the oblivious MC #browsing ao3 and being like huh...there's a lot of liushen here must be more popular than i thought #shen qingqiu #mtxt #svsss #liu qingge #liushen

[ganondoodle]

me: finally im able to cope with how much i hate totk and can fuel that energy into other things :)

nintendy: the shiekah tech just dissappeared and no one knows why or cares enough to investigate it lol. lmao. its gone bc the calamity is gone or something even tho it literally isnt bc ganondorf is right there haha lol, stop asking, why do you care. just forget it existed and look at that sexy goatman and glue instead!! glue! isnt that wild?? also its totally a direct, 100% same universe and exact same characters, despite them act totally out of character, sequel to botw-

#ganondoodles talks #ganondoodles rants #zelda #totk #im just fucking!!!! at my limit!!!! #what the fuck do you mean #the calamity is the equivalent of ganondorfs farts trying to wake himself up and you say lololo is gone so the techs gone #then why do some parts still exist huh??????? #fuyking clowns #all the threads leading organically into another game WOOOP NOPE CUT THEM ALL WE DIDNT MEAN TO GIVE IT MEANING LOL #what is ancient energy and whys there a big concetration under these regions including hyrule castle? oh my god is it bc gan is there an- #NOPE forget we ever said that haha lol lmao even #can you really blame me for feeling like im being laughed at #like totk is mocking me bc i care about botw and thought theyd take up the interesting things they set up in it to expand upon??? #and no instead they backpedal like oh no we accidentally made it seem interesting quick get the iron out we need to FLATTEN this bitch #and they keep making it WORSE by insisting that its totally 1000% a direct sequel #just fucking say its some alternative bullshit again #i am begging them to let soemone else direct the next game #bc when the guy makes accidentally good lore he needs to immedaitely flatten all the good stuff when it comes to a sequel apparently

[eriochromatic]

Maybe the poison drips through

Succession 4x10 “With Open Eyes”

#succession #kendall roy #roman roy #siobhan roy #shiv roy #logan roy #tHE ENDING??? THE FINALE?? YALL.... #it was perfect but also sad but bittersweet but also poignant im #MANY THOUGHTS HEAD FULL #i honestly love how open ended it was #also i love drawing people upside down so #obligatory upsidedown post haha #they really said lets give the roy kids one happy moment and then fuck them over huh #erio art #erio stuff #i am in the camp of kendall gets therapy (actual useful therapy) #roman gets to live his life w/out burden #pls i feel so bad for shiv it feels like she took one for the team #all her brothers were free of their shackles #but ironically shiv who started as an outsider became trapped instead.. #THIS FINALE WAS JUST SO GOOD UGH

[ashersanity]

WORKOUT BUDDY! WHITNEY

“He’s the worst, isn’t he?”

whitney as your workout buddy, brought to you by asher.

pairings : m!whitney x gn!pc (mentions of m!pc too)

cw! dub-con?, non consensual touches, stalkerish behavior, whitney being a creep

- art is by @shoknsfw, my #1 whitney artist

“Fuck. Let me show you what a real workout is, slut.”

workout buddy! whitney who’s not known for being the most welcoming, cheerful person at the gym. always with a trained, pissed off look on his face, glaring at anyone who dares to interrupt him between reps as he’s busy lifting weights, sending them off to scurry away to the other side of the gym. lucky for you though, it seems you caught his attention, silently watching you from afar with an unreadable look in his eyes.

workout buddy! whitney who insists on correcting your form whenever you’re lifting weights, the smug bastard unable to help himself when it comes to correcting someone else. of course, that poor person just happens to be you, newbie who doesn’t know the very first thing about posture or tempo. don’t worry, the delinquent’s here to help. rough hand placed onto your back to straighten your spine or so he claims while the other one is grasping at your hip, trailing lower then it really should.

workout buddy! whitney who gets a bit too comfortable with your personal space, starting off with light, ‘accidental’ brushes to your lower back, eventually finding themselves down to your behind that he loves to press against with his crotch. enjoys the startled squeaks that elicits from you, clear grin on his face once you whip your head around to meet his avoidant gaze, pretending to be innocent.

workout buddy! whitney who’s a complete and utter bastard and refuses to share his bottle of water with you, making a show of drinking it right in front of you, soft, pink lips wrapped around the rim of his flask. oh, how you wish you could get a taste of that sweet, sweet water to quench the undeniable thirst in your mouth. only willing to lend you some if you beg for it, frantic pleas bringing a smirk to his lips. proceeds to pull you into an unexpected kiss, forcing the liquid down your throat for you to swallow. sloppily kissing you with his tongue just for him to pull away and walk off like nothing happened.

workout buddy! whitney who you somehow run into constantly at the showers with his gym clothes already off, toned body slicked with sweat and humidity from the steaming water. probably the most awkward experience you have to live through, standing next to him beneath the shower sprays raining down onto your naked bodies. no need to be nervous, you’re both guys aren’t you? leers at you the whole time, wandering hands dipping down to ‘accidentally’ squeeze and get a feel of your ass.

workout buddy! whitney who has your entire schedule memorized, from when you first walk into the gym, which exercises you do, how many sets in total you have, specific shower time. what a coincidence it is, bumping into the blond near the entrance as you’re ready to head out, him pulling you back to invite you for a night at the pub that he desperately hopes you accept. might end up with him slipping you inside his run-down apartment, firm arm wrapped around your waist, smirking to himself.

workout buddy! whitney who’s getting increasingly impatient in his pursuit of you, quick and heavy breath fanning the shell of your ear, being all too close for something that’s simply the demonstration of an exercise. trapping you between his strong arms to keep you in place, not-so-subtly getting himself off by grinding against your leg, throbbing boner in his sweats. shit, that shocked expression on your face and your little squirms is everything to the bully, restraining himself from fucking you right then and there.

workout buddy! whitney who now has you bent over one of the benches or pressed up against the lockers as he ruthlessly fucks into you, propping your leg up over his hip for support, balls meeting your stretched out hole with every slap resounding lowly in the changing room. fuck, he knew you’d crack one day, it was just a matter of time before he finally got his hands on you, now forever his to claim. whitney’s own fucking gym buddy now turned into his personal slut, eagerly taking in his fat cock. what a whore you are, slut.

anything to say, asher?

- “FEM!WHITNEY AS YOUR WORKOUT BUDDY, CANT FUCKING CONCENTRATE, I’D BE STARING AT HER TITS THE ENTIRE TIME. LICKING THAT SWEAT OFF NO NEED TO SHOWER WHEN YOU HAVE M—“

[END OF POST]

#ironic how I had this idea at the gym #came in my mind mid rep and it all clicked together from there #what if whitney was my workout buddy huh? #wow whitney you know so many techniques #haha.. why are you pressing up your cock against mine like that..? #hahaaa.. whitney? #whitney what are you doing.. #WHITNEY? #WHITNEY N— #dol #degrees of lewdity #whitney the bully #dol whitney #whitney dol #character x reader #gn reader #gender neutral reader #male reader #m reader #asher getting.. ideas! #asher writes