#( ooc. ) DOLPHINS!

[furinasbabysitter]

Dear Monsieur Neuvillette,

Male otters will literally hold pups hostage so the mother will give them her food. They are also known to kill baby seals and female otters while trying to mate with them.

Sincerely,

Meer the faun.

Dear Meer,

What disturbing news. To think such adorable creatures could be so vicious.

Monsieur Neuvillette

#genshin impact #genshin impact rp #neuvillette #meer the faun #ooc: why is it always the cute ones? first dolphins now otters

[1mpulsee]

// it’s fitting that me and Bart are both rabbits . because wolf tears us both apart -

#⁽ ⠀ ⚡️ ⠀ ⁾ ⠀ ⠀ / ⠀ * ⠀ ooc. #// nami drew this creature #// I look like that btw #// the evil dolphin and wolf keep trying to kill me /affevtionate

[backedagainstthewall]

I can't watch the Dolphins tonight because the NFL let NBC put the game on Peacock.

#OOC #I'm a Dolphins fan #The last time they won a playoff game I was in 9th grade #I've been graduated for almost 21 years #It's been a little while

[pokeology]

((you should tell us more about language then :0 ))

// I DID SEVERELY SIMPLIFY IT SINCE I DONT THINK ANYONE WANTS 9000 PAGES OF TEXT + teak doesnt study humans

UNFORTUNATELY it is also 1:30am so ill use wikipedia to explain things easier.

please note i am NOT a professional and i dont claim anything on this blog to be 100% true- i use real science for everything here but that doesnt mean i know all of it. im still a student!! just a very excited and passionate one

heres a list of traits considered to be universal to spoken human language ^ i simplified it to grammar and vocabulary because i figured thatd be way easier to use over tumblr but it really is a LOT more complex.

there is leeway for the first point as stated in the screenshot- sign languages are also language, but because theyre visual i thiiiink they collide a bit with writing systems as well? they do use the same centers of the brain as spoken language does though. thats a complex human thing thats not relevant to animals in this case though- while stories about signing in animals are popular (such as koko the gorilla) theyre still pretty controversial with a majority of people i know leaning toward 'not reliable'.

in primates theres some evidence that reading and speech arent super advanced evolutionary, its just yet to be obtained- rhesus monkeys do have the physical capabilities, they just havent gotten there as far as cognitive ability yet. similarly, theyve found baboons can recognize the patterns we use to identify words and non-words- so we might be able to teach them a basic alphabet someday.

HOWEVER i think if any animal is closest to meeting these itd be a bird. so many species have such complex songs and everybody knows about alex the grey parrot.

TOMORROW WHEN IM AWAKE ill break out the textbooks and explain things a little better. i promise this its so cool

#ooc #theres also dolphins bees and whales and shit that are interesting in this way #but i really think birds are RIGHT. THERE #btw everybody mentioning meowth makes me laugh #i dont think teak believes that thing exists #but in my heart he does #i miss you every day meowth

[calamitysshatteredson]

Quick update-y thing just to keep folks in some semblance of "the loop": hi, yes, hello, I remain here, welcome new folks, check mark on the "still breathing" for folks long familiar, etc. etc.

I have not yet Rebirth-ed, but I will most assuredly get there at some point in the near future. Alan Wake 2 pulled me under and I am not remotely sorry about it. I am torturing several people by taking my sweet time but rest assured that I Have Been Informed of Important Matters Nanaki, I'm talking about Nanaki.

The actual point: a couple of starters are in the queue, I'll be slowly getting to those and back to ongoing threads as per usual, which is to say sometime in the foreseeable future in a particularly random fashion. As always I am open to good-natured yelling about muses/verses, I just take a million years to... anything. .............Thank you, at ease..? Adjourned?

#OOC #mun note #((now all of my Mr. Dolphin jokes may rest)) #((...Cait Sith jokes just getting started again though--))

[lunaetis]

[ relics in hsr really says fuck you to my face i s2g ]

#.ooc #.hina plays hsr #[ i thought artifacts farming in genshin was bad #gOOD LORD MY LUCK WITH RELICS #IS EVEN *WORSE* #i'm not even looking for good secondary stats #eVEN MAIN STATS ON THE RIGHT PIECES I CANNOT GET #this game really says f you and your f2p ass #dO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GO FROM A WHALE IN GENSHIN TO A F2P IN HSR ??? #bc i cannot whale in hsr i already do w/ genshin & i'm a dolphin in pgr #the painnnnnnn ] #.tbd

[collectedbooks]

GET BACK 🤺 GET AWAY FROM HIM

#( ooc. ) DOLPHINS! #good omens spoilers #I'M SPITTING MAD BACK UP FROM HIM #this new season is going to stress me out so bad i just Know it #( heaven. ) EVER VIGILANT. #( visage. ) JUST ENOUGH OF A BASTARD.

[royalreef]

(( Struggling through my great enemy (looking up consistent data on animal weights and biology on the modern internet, in wild species where obtaining that data is very difficult) to try and figure out what Miranda's new weight is, with the redesign and everything.

I think I'm going to go with something akin to 550-600 lbs, putting Miranda on the lower range for her size, which is how it should be anyhow.

#Most secret royal advisor || OOC #Given by Divine Right || Headcanons #(( im switching between data for alligators and crocodiles and data for dolphins to try and figure out a sweet spot for merfolk #(( but some of this data is so fucking bad #(( do not tell me an 11 ft animal is nearly 800 lbs and in the same sentence say that #(( an 8.5 ft animal of the same species is 200 lbs #(( no. i call bullshit.

[fleurladari]

i support emmet being mean to lysandre. he deserves it.

#I WOULD SCREENSHKT THE WHOLE TAGS #I LOVE TAG RANTS GRABS YOU #me writing lysandre while wanting to strangle him: #emmet holding back when talking to lysandre: #lets beat him up together . he cant stop a train man and an eldritch dolphin #ooc ;; imperfect pterodolphin #wrongtrain

[hopewrought]

My dnd party just killed 3 mf'in fire giants! It got dicey for a bit but my grave cleric killed the last one with a lv4 inflict wounds

#`☆▐▒░ | ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ sʜɪᴛᴘᴏsᴛs ɪɴ ᴀ ᴛʀᴇɴᴄʜ ᴄᴏᴀᴛ |「ooc」 #( the second fire giant got polymorphed into a dolphin for a round or two by our trickery cleric. that was fun ) #( then the other giant threw the dolphin at us lmao ) #( i gave our fighter a potion i'd been holding onto for a moment like this that gave him 25 str as well ) #( i also put warding bond on our tank which was a bit of a risky play but it worked beautifully ) #( my support main but also tendency to be the 'im a healer but' meme was really showing haha )

[missingstarter]

[ me when battles result in envirmental damage me when people and pokemon are so powerful they destroy part of the arena theyre fighting on me when things explode and blow up me when they dont hold back anymore either because theyre fucking angry or theyre having fun so they dont care about propriety damage me when someone's so enraged they dont fucking care anymore they dont CARE anymore their enemy is going down and the whole building is going down with them me when me when me when ]

#MICHAEL BAY WAS RIGHT ACTUALLY I *NEED* THINGS TO EXPLODE IT MAKES MY BRAIN HAVE THE DOLPHINS #[✢ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴄʀɪᴍᴇs |✧| ooc ✢] #[✢ ʟᴇᴀʀɴ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴀʏ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ |✧| dash commentary ✢]

[picavecalyx]

nami finally makes a dolphin oc more at 8

#ooc ;; pterodolphin has no devil fruit #alex the land dolphin................... #jeff's friend :) #blame cat btw

[revengesworn]

thinking about mikey and the sea... okay i know there's not too much connecting them canonically but i WANT THERE TO BE A CONNECTION LIKE

my obsession with the ocean aside, there's the scene where mikey's sitting overlooking the ocean talking to his taiyaki (ilysm mikey ;w;), and mentions wanting to escape to the sea... and i kind of love that?? i wonder if he feels somewhat of a connection with it.

and i SWEAR there was like an official wakui sketch of mikey involving him diving or the ocean or something but i might've made it up in my head because i cannot find it anywhere. rip.

#ooc #if there's anything else that connects mikey with the ocean let me know because i want that connection so bad #what am i gonna do with it?? ...not sure yet. but STILL #hina loves dolphins so i count her as an ocean-coded girl too SFHHKFJDSJDS

[dcndrohime]

Ignore Canon, they all deserve to live the life of a mermaid, hydro characters especially.

#ooc #dolphin jumps for all /o/ #justice for Kokomi

[once-was-muses]

[ I also forgot to mention that. Bro'Dee is technically a young(ish) adult. But like 200 something in human years iirc. So only technically old. And technically a man. And technically a priest. And technically a fish. And his junk is only reminiscent of a dick/pussy. And idk if he'd Actually be classified as a fish in terms of earthly taxonomy. But I sure am normal about him though 💙 ]

#They Pull the Strings : OOC #[ wrapping him up in a blanket kissing his dumb bald forehead giving him flowy skirts and dresses ] #[ the biggest crime van sciver did in designing Bro'Dee (after saying he was based off a dolphin) is not giving him a melon to boop ]

[backedagainstthewall]

My chips are taunting me with the logo of my most hated NFL team.

#OOC #The bags were Saints bags a couple of years ago #Now they're Titans bags #I'm a Dolphins fan but I'd take the Saints bags over this ghastly bag