#( btw this is not hate or whatever it's just like my thoughts )

[69grusk]

My Top Ten Elden Ring Bugs

my Criteria to qualify creatures as Bugs is Whatever I think looks cool enough to Be a Bug. cw BUGS!!!

10. Stupid Ass Rot Bugs.

I Hate these fuckers. I fucking hate that web shooting honing Attack that they have. Their little arms on their torso Are kind of Cute lol. But cuteness doesnt Pardon the crimes they've Committed (Against Me).

9. bug Ass Ants

i HATE these fuckers. They're so fucking disgusting. Makes my skin crawl IN A BAD WAY. Also, the GIANT ass on this Ant

I hate her, but She's working so hard. I still Hate her. We're not done with the ants btw

8. mosquito bug.

It's an annoying Bastard but You can usually just run past them with Torrent. Though in this picture, it looks kind of cute lol.

7. fireflies.

Probably the first bug One will encounter while Playing. Even tho its Boring, its really cute... Taking the photos made me realize they have two Little bulbous eyes on the Top of their heads

6. lore butterflies

Nothing against butterflies IRL, but i wished they Looked cooler in game. The only reason Why they're above fireflies is because of Lore reasons (which i love)

5. Fallingstar Beasts.

I know they're different creatures but theyre basically the Same Design. Love the spiky tail and the Eye on the head. on the Fully Grown one. Very cool, just not cool enough to be Higher. I thought about Not including this one Since its More like a Horse, but whatever

4. Fuckhead Normal ants

even Though i Absolutely hate these shitheads and They disgust me, I cant deny that they Look so good. The fuzzy hair Never fails to make my Skin Crawl LOL its so good. Also, they have a Large Head Variant that I didn't even know existed until I started making this list

3. flying Fuckheads

-1 point for Ant variant. the wings look Cool as hell so Theyre just inherently better. Not very cool to Chase me and fuck me tho :/

2. death centipede

I like it, its just So cute. Its interesting that They're fetishes kept by Those Who Live in Death, but the Cursemark of Death resembles them... Yeah, they're high up on the list because of Lore Reasons.

1.BASTARD ASTEL!!!!!!

It's such a COOL fun, episauce monster design. I love the tail Made up spacey Orbs and the Spiky stuff at the end.... I love the skull as its Head, It gives it such an Uncanny feeling and its dragonfly-esque wings... I love you, you Bastard, no matter how Many times you kill me.

#elden ring #what if Instead of elden ring It was called Bug Ring and instead of Finding Great Runes you found Bugs #this is Quite literally a Post just For Me #hmmm I love ur opinions Theyre so goooood #<- why thank u I made them #rambles #bugs #cw bugs #this List is Inspired by the Soulsborkiring Top Ten Lists except its My list and i made it about bugs

[oceanwithouthermoon]

"toxic yaoi" this, "healthy yaoi" that, WHAT ABOUT JUST PLAIN MESSY YAOI.

boy A, boy B, and boy C are all mutually in love but A has decided to only pursue B because he thinks being in love with TWO people is weird and he knows C is very closed off, but B is the one with the heaviest internalized homophobia so its really difficult.. C sees A courting B and is like "guess im fucked, no chance with either of em" and avoids the other two like the plague, but B is also trying really hard to avoid A when he realizes whats going on because hes scared of getting in a relationship with him and thinks that if/when hes forced to directly reject him then he'll lose him even just as a friend, so hes trying to seek out C as much as possible so that he'll have at least one of his loves when he loses the other.. A realizes B is avoiding him, and now hes ALSO seeking out C, not to pursue him but for comfort and because he thinks hes lost B.

#will these gay losers ever end up together? who knows! (ofc they will im not evil) #LMFAOOOO THIS IS COMPLICATED AS FUCK #I DIDNT KNOW HOW ELSE TO PORTRAY MY THOUGHTS #btw if ur wondering who specifically im thinking of- A=Kuboyasu B=Saiko C=Saiki #but im sure it could just work generally #also works pretty well if B is Kaido #c also works as kaido #who else could this work with ?? B or A could also be Toritsuka but like #I CANT JUST SWITCH OUT ON PERSON AND CALL IT A DAY THERE HAS TO BE MORE MESSY YAOI SHIPS #actually on the topic i actually hate the words yaoi and yuri like to an extreme extent but like. 'toxic yaoi' is THE term rn so like idk #whatever #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #sorry im tagging this even if its not directly in the post #saiki kusuo #saiko metori #kuboyasu aren #saisai #kubosai #kubometo #meows post

[13eyond13]

one of the lesser talked about fun things about intentionally reading more books is finding new stuff to be a bit of a hater about tbh

#and i know sometimes im probably just not properly picking up whatever the writer is putting down but whatever it's still fun #to actually know what you think about stuff like the highly regarded classics and extremely popular hyped up things #here are a few writers im a bit of a hater about w my opinions now btw #neil gaiman: does not do it for me at alllll #have read the graveyard book and american gods and hated almost every minute of both #in american gods i just found the aesthetic ideas and characters completely unappealing and in the graveyard book #i thought it was dreary and not well described enough... kept feeling like it was too bare bones in some way to picture things properly #i was like 'hmm i wish this was one of his graphic novels instead bc i'd like to be able to see what's going on here a bit better...' #also his humour just never lands for me and i do not often get his references either #ray bradbury annoys me in a similar way to neil gaiman but also somewhat oppositely like where #the way they write characters and plots and ideas and the stuff they care about gets on my nerves in an almost identical way #that i don't know how to define except to say i had a bit of a 'same energy' experience reading Something Wicked This Way Comes #and some of neil gaiman's stuff #but unlike neil gaiman i think that ray bradbury attempts to describe things unusually so much and TOO much #to the point that it takes me out of the story in a different yet similar way #to how the lack of description in neil gaiman's stuff does #what else have i become a bit of a hater about or did not get the appeal of lately? hmmm #oh hp lovecraft hahahaha #least scary stories ever god everything he's scared of is so dumb #like even aside from his extremely racist takes and fear of the 'exotic other' his fears about being cosmically insignificant are just like #yeah and? whats so scary about that hahaha i literally just dont get it #also the amount he writes dialogue in heavy accents annoys the shit out of me #p

[fujii-draws]

<<<< (trying so hard to hold back saying how much I dislike chatot and wished he was better written)

#LIKE. #MMMMMMMM #I think I just. might spill my thoughts #and anyone can agree or disagree with me. I legit do not mind. #JUST. he could’ve been a great character but he falls off so bad for me. #but my hate for him has negated over the months bc of certain mutuals opening my eyes. #just. auughh #it’s my blog. I can do whatever but eh #just to get it out of my system!!! #NOT AN ATTACK ON CHATOT LIKERS BTW HSKCJCKSNDKCJS. JUST. AUUGHHH #I WISH HE WAS BETTER!!! I WANTED TO LIKE HIM!!

[sonknuxadow]

they werent lying that knuckles series barely has knuckles in it

#i pirated that shit Btw just so we're clear. also gonna talk about it a little bit in the tags #nothing too spoilery but also might not wanna read if you want to go in knowing absolutely nothing? idk #anyway he WAS a main character still he was present for a decent amount of the first couple episodes #but the amount of screentime he gets just starts dropping after that . hes barely there at all in the second half ??? #and it feels like theres a lot of scenes mostly focusing on wade and his problems and not near as many for knuckles and his whole deal #overall it feels more like a wade show with knuckles in it than a knuckles show with wade in it. which sucks #and human characters having plot relevance isnt the problem here i dont mind human characters at all i think they can be really fun #its the fact that the human characters are taking over the story and spotlight when the show is called knuckles #and all the marketing makes it look like knuckles is the main focus #and i also would have preferred if they just went with a differnet character to be knuckles' human friend #because i dont particulraly care about wade. and the knuckles (and sonic and tails) i know would not be friends with cops </3 #well at least the story wasnt knuckles training wade to be a better cop like a lot of people were expecting but thats like.the bare minimum #also aside from the issues relating to knuckles' screentime (or lack of screentime) i thought the ending was unsatisfying #regardless of all that though there WERE some parts i enjoyed or found kind of funny or whatever. because knuckles so cutesy as always #knuckles being a cute little guy is the most important part of the show actually #and i liked the parts with sonic tails and maddie even if they were only there for like 5 minutes #(i really wish those three had gotten more screentime. i feel like they could have easily worked in at least one more scene with them) #and its a minor thing but the opening sequence is cute. was honestly expecting just a title card or something #overall the show is just . kind of okay i guess. not the worst thing ive ever seen but still disappointing ? idk how to explain.. #my expectations also werent very high in the first place #so maybe im being a bit more generous than i would have been otherwise. idk #and i definitely would not recommend this to anyone who already dislikes the sonic movies . youll probably hate this more #like people who thought the human characters got too much screentime in the second movie would lose their minds if they saw this

[derpinette]

i have this "alter ego" that only exists in my head where essentially i am a fat sloppy drunk old fisherman with no loved ones living in misery & isolation & i often imagine myself as him especially in moments of patheticness

#& he is always a fisherman not a farmer not a fisherwoman either ( too badass... ) #past life ?! caus my ♯azn side was all fishers & stuff like my grandfather ETC but like all of them looked anorexic instead of fat so #also i imagine the guy as kind of vaguely mediterranean looking so maybe not because that side of my family are mountain farmers #when i read the old man & the sea ( i hate hemingway BTW ♯NotPete ♯ActuallyMikey ) ( uhm sorry about that... ) #i was like this is my life/future if it was better... 🚬 But that was a good while after i was already thinking of myself like that #closest thing i felt to a kin moment is when we analyzed miss brill like wow me & i am not even old that is genuinely just my life #as a (at the time) seventeen year old. & also carol ledoux from repulsion literally 100% only i am an ugly freak instead of beautiful #i pretty much never think of myself as myself in my head & actually never when i was younger up until age 9 i remember vividly #& i just had this thought while making my lazy “bite sized” onigiri ( bowl of seasoned rice +tunamayo +vache qui rit +avocado +spoon ) #but even when i make the non lazy version i get so overwhelmed & irritated & SLOPPY i feel like a drunk old man with nothing to #live for #anyone else feel like this sometimes... #if any of you weeaboos judge my terminology by the way i will kill myself just FYI #IDCCCC about the actual name you know what i mean. quasi poke bowl but each “component” has its own dish. whatever OK...

[hollylovely]

sooooo just a lil confession

i haven't watched jimmy's smp streams and it's honestly because of that one newlife stream where scott teleports jimmy where jimmy gets stuck and dies

now i maybe just projecting onto jimmy but i really do think he got really panicked that he became unable to think clearly at the time and wasn't able to pull out his shovel (which was in his hotbar) to dig out

i also think that at the time, his body (in this case, his fingers/hand on the mouse) was moving faster than he could think which may be also why he trued to use his pickaxe instead of his shovel

and i genuinely could feel his disappointment right after his unsuccessful attempt at digging himself out

i got upset when, after he got revived/respawned, scott and the others (i can't remember if it was just scott but i'll put the others there as well) (also i refuse to watch that stream again) immediately went on about why he didn't get himself out and why he left himself die (although scott apologized then, i still felt like they were entirely blaming jimmy only here)

then i got even more upset when i saw the chat filled with "YOU HAD A SHOVEL IN YOUR HOTBAR!!!" and "why did you use a pickaxe lol" and the vod's comment section also had comments like that and comments basically saying "it's literally jimmy's fault lol" and "it's your fault jim, you had a shovel in your hotbar" (so again, blaming jimmy here)

uhhhh again, i maybe projecting only but yeah, i refuse to watch another smp livestream after that incident (i've also been kind of on and off when it comes to watching the streams during esmp2 because of the toy jokes and all that) (i think this newlife stream may have been the last straw for me??? idk)

#i was honestly scared at first to post this #but was like #i really have to get this out lmao #this took me so long to type #i was having a really hard time putting my thoughts into words there #i only watch the variety streams #so there might be a few unclear things #which i'll be glad to clear up if anyone would ask #and the non-smp ones actually #jimmy solidarity #solidaritygaming #newlife smp #edited the tags to say that i don't hate scott and the others btw #i still watch their videos #and follow them on twitter or x #whatever you call that app now #oh and even twitch and yt #basically almost every socialmedia platform they own #i only refuse to watch the smp livestreams now #because the jokes and the pranks are just #too much for me now

[katierosefun]

making original characters and watching them grow is so cool and also so funny because i really thought one of my original characters was bisexual but then i realize no. no he’s gay. he’s gay. this other character? i thought that she was straight. she is bisexual now because no straight woman looks at another pretty woman like that. one of my characters has barged into my room and gone, “btw. my mentor figure has a weird ass relationship with the diner owner btw. yeah i think they’re lovers.” and i’m just. “he couldn’t tell me that himself?” and this other character goes, “no. i’m just telling u for him. because you know he won’t tell you himself.” and that’s just. that’s just how it be

#caroline talks #writing . .. . original characters is fascinating and i love it #but also every once in a while i'm like ' . .. . hey why are you now an important character' #one of my original character's sudden love interest who i initially wrote as a joke of a bad coworker: idk. your main lead man is in love #with me though. #me: but why. he's supposed to hate you. he thinks you're annoying #this random oc who REALLY wasn't supposed to be important: idk :) he must find my annoyingness endearing deep down #me turning on that other oc who i thought was bi but apparently is now gay and pining after his goddamn cubicle buddy: .. . . DUDE #and then. in the other side of the story #one of my original characters is actively knocking on my door and going 'btw. tristian is in love with nathan. i think it's real and it's #not just a joke this time' #me: what. #her: yeah it's supposed to be super tragic btw. it'll be tristian's one (1) redeeming factor. that he's in love with someone he won't ever #be able to have. it's all about love. or whatever. bye. #me: . .. . WHAT!!!! WHAT!!!! WHAT !!!! #and maybe this all sounds cringe but also #sometimes. i don't feel like a writer when it comes to original stories #i feel like a scribe because my characters will just bang through the doors #and go 'yeah no. i wouldn't say that' #me: then what would you say #them: . . . . well. not that #rainbow rowell actually has a brilliant short story that plays with this idea #and i. like. yeah no. yeah.

[kakusu-shipping]

The hardest part of Pokemon Self Inserting is Team Building.

#Making a team of Six guys and six guys only is DRAINING #Pokemon #Self Insert #These aren't complete of course I'm still think thonkin on them #I mean some of them are pretty aight where they are #But they're gonna shuffle for sure #Especially ORAS I really wanna replay that game before I lock on a team #This is just my concept #You'll find quickly I hold in game gifted Pokemon above my own opinions #My BW/XY self insert has a LOT of Pokemon btw #This is just who he takes to the final battles sense he's protagonist in both those games #ir the final battle with N and Ghetsis and the fight with Lysander #So like. He has more Pokemon. Just so you're aware. A lot. #I also wanted to make N's teams but I left it sense he never officially Catches Pokemon #Just has a lot of them #The SM/DPP teams are the most thought out #Just because I keep in the back of my mind Pokemon HATE this man #And give him whatever Pokemon would be the funniest in that scenario #Like Beware. Hysterical. #He had to catch it or it would have killed him for sure. #Anyway feel free to ask about them if you want to #I do have sooooome thoughts and would like to draw some of them #At some point

[that-little-leaf]

“he let the intrusive thoughts win”

PLEASE for the love of god learn what intrusive thoughts are I hate it when people say this oh my god

#intrusive thoughts #my sibling and I were just talking about how frustrating it is #like no eating an entire tub of ice cream is not ‘letting the intrusive thoughts win’ please be serious #my sibling was comparing it to ppl being like ‘I’m a little bit ocd’ or whatever like that shit is so dumb #‘I’m a little obsessive compulsive disorder’ is what you’re saying like do you even hear yourself???? #words have meanings btw #I get that the ppl saying this stuff don’t have bad intentions or anything tho #it’s not like if you do this then you suck and I hate you lol #I just wish ppl would think a little bit more about what they’re saying sometimes

[trickarrows-bishop]

okay yall ten points to the first person who can guess who my fav in got was !!!!

#ranked by me- a lesbian who hated / cannot remember around 65% of the characters and plot that graced my screen #anyways . i will never get over sitting there in silence for around ten minutes after ed sheeran turned up. whta the fuck was that. #just recently watched btw so like. be aware i will Not give a fuck whatever yall say rn #like i just do not care these are my thoughts and thats It. #also wanna say that ed having his own section at the bottom of the list doesnt acc make him the worse thats just my “Confused ???” section. #anyways <3 #im not even main tagging this this is for my followers and my followers only its up to their and the gods of tumblr if this hits got tumblr

[deus-and-the-machina]

ngl the worst thing about the xenoblade fandom (which I think is the root cause of a lot of other issues) is that it’s mostly on twitter. I have to subject myself to twitter for any real consistent fan talk or content. legit there's always some new stupid topic of argument ive noticed in the past few weeks on there and its all very silly and frustrating and what im saying is everyone should move to Tumblr. please. for me. 

#siren says #the other root problem in the fandom is that as of 2 there's just a lot of fans who are clearly there for sexy anime lady reasons. and that #in turn bleeds into certain peoples perception of those characters as mostly sex symbols and attracts a lot of...certain kinds of #individuals. specifically ones who dont really understand what fandoms basic principals are. the amount of times ive seen someone going "um #but thats not canon or some comment along those lines is so stupidly high. and I thought it was just homophobia and certainly part of it is #but I also saw it on a fucking glimmer/nikol art??? like. neither of them have any other love interests and its a perfectly cute if cliche #pairing and you STILL have people being contrarian? I think a lot of these gamer bro types just dont understand basic fandom guidelines ngl #and idk I also feel kind of alienated from other queer fans bc I kind of like some of the ships most of them hate and I felt like if I ever #tried to reach out it would just be awkward idk. at least the people I see on tw who I think are very cool writers or artists or whatever #xenoblade really should be bigger on here Tumblr goes on and on about the romanticization of cannibalism and weird divine imagery #and machines that are also alive and maybe even angels and im like. BOY HOWDY DO I HAVE A SERIES FOR YOU #including saga and gears btw ESPECIALLY them actually. tumblr would love A's gender fuckery I just know it but A is stuck to mostly being #known by twitter a cruel fate for an enby if I ever saw one. free A :((((( #actually I just need to get a bunch of Aros into xenoblade they'd understand me then :3 understand me and my nontraditional relationship hcs #xenoblade #putting this in the main tags o7 pray for me

[starrysymphonies]

IM NEVER GONNA STOP THINKING ABOUT ZICAH AUAGHHGHJHGH IM ON MY REREAD OF BOOK TWO AND LIKE, ITS VERY OBVIOUS THEYRE WARMING UP TO EACHOTHER

Their entire conversation from pages 156-157 BUT THISBIS MY FAVORITE EXERPT FROM IT

“Zed was out of his depth. He was cold, and lonely, and very afraid.

‘Please’ he rasped. ‘Please just leave me alone.’

Micah’s smirk faltered. He opened his mouth, then closed it and cleared his throat. ‘Listen, you’re going to be all right. I’ve seen that moldy fireball of yours take out worse than a few mummified elves. And that was without Frond babysitting you.’”

Foster WAS right, Micah DOES stop Zed from getting too angsty

And later on page 263 Zed defends him

“‘I’ll say,’ said Jett. ‘When the gods were handing out brains and Micah went for his share, they told him, ‘Sorry that girl who was just here took the last of them.’

They all chuckled at that, except for Zed, who said ‘Aw, he means well.’”

LIKE AUGHHGH

It’s so obvious to me that book 1 was like, Micah subconsciously crushing on Zed and consciously he was like “ok I’m gonna ignore that and push him and those feelings away because thinking about him all the time is ODD” and then in book 2 he’s trying to look out for him in his own Micah-way and actually warming up to him

#I always hated and still do hate the ‘he bullies you because he has a crush on you’ trope #just bcs it teaches kids that it’s okay to bully others or be bullied bcs it means the person likes them which is bad for obvious reasons #and I don’t know if it’s my bias with TAG #but it does feel like Micah was more developed #and even grew to respect Zed and comfort/support him in his own Micah-way #plus like a lot of his mean-ness and antagonizing could absolutely be a result of the toxic masculinity and internalized homophobia #which isn’t an excuse and more of a reason #but the reason WASNT that he was mean because he liked Zed #he was mean because he thought he was weak for whatever reason and he felt like he had to make himself stronger #and near the end of book 1 and through book 2 and ESPECIALLY 3 you can see how he’s growing out of that mindset #the adventurers guild #this is also a long post whoops #reese rambles #zed kagari the adventurers guild #micah the adventurers guild #micah guerra the adventurers guild #Micah and Zed are both autistic btw because I’m autistic and I think they’re my two favorites #only favorites by a little bit though #the entire apprentice squad has my whole heart

[birdmenmanga]

visceral experiences every fucking day

#just thinking thoughts... #NO IM NOT GOING 2 FUCKING DELETE ITTTT #it looks good. and I think that every time. but also. I'm not ready to stop being embarrassed about drawing intimacy. #and also for further clarification the yaoi comment kind of hit (derogatory) but I'm not embarrassed about the fact it's gay. #I'm embarrassed about the fact it's intimate. #btw for those who care. the guy who takes me home every time after practice is the long wavy-haired guy who made the yaoi comment. #I may feel like burying myself in a pit but he is still getting flowers. LOL #the girl on my left said my heishin cigarette drawing was very handsome. it is. she's right. #you know I used to have the hardest time saying that I drew manga. #I used to say I was a sequential artist. or just an artist in general #I hated saying I drew manga. #but I got over that... #now I guess it's coming to terms with the fact I draw yaoi or whatever. #like just because I personally have beef with the manga industry or the yaoi genre doesn't mean I'm not participating in it. #whatever.

[citrine-elephant]

this is the first time i've felt a minecraft update "doesn't feel like minecraft". the look of the new blocks just feels weird to me. more like a mod.

but that in NO WAY MEANS that i'm NOT excited for it. i'm just a minecraft boomer now, i guess lol. my "cutoff" was 1.20. i grew up on it and played uhh beta i guess? whatever dropped *first* on the legacy console edition before they started updating it.

again, i'm excited! i'm in no way opposed. i'm gonna love it once it drops, i'm sure.

seeing the direction the game has been going has been so neat. new world gen? new trees? better animated mobs? quality of life for all different types of gamers??? awesome as hell. 1.21 might not be "for me" since it already seems mostly combat/maybe pvp related? and that's dope nonetheless.

i just love the funny block game. and even if new updates don't vibe? i can avoid what i dislike. :) <3

#minecraft #thoughts #tht smile is not sarcastic btw i know it can come across that way #also be nice to the devs please #whatever bad decisions are likely not up to them they're just trying to make us all have a good time #minecraft is also my safe space and i have a hard time critisizing it lol #but be nice to the devs!! #i may play with datapacks to improve what i 'dislike' via new biomes and such but the game is still amzing ahhh i love this game so so much #okay one critisim it lags so bad and needs to be optimised i hate that i can't use ice boat highways :( #haven't gotten elytra yet but i know it'll probs lag me too :((

[katnissgirlsmakedo]

i’m allowed to be a jakey hater ok my best friend has a jakey ass boyfriend who doesn’t like me very much. i’ve earned it

#flashing back to high school when my other best friend had a jakey ass bf who absolutely hated me because he thought i was in love with her #which wasn’t even true btw. but he was so fucking weird about showing off their relationship in front of me for some reason #like he was soooo jealous that she liked hanging out with me more than him. dude she’s my friend i’ve known her since 7th grade of course #she likes talking to me more than you. you didn’t even make an instagram post for her bday dude. #he was so annoying seriously. cannot believe they stayed together for a full year of college i was like begging her to dump his ass #god it was awful. maybe i should have been in love with her just to get her away from him goddamn #beth.txt #the first friend mentioned is not in a situation that bad she’s 22 it’s normal #THAT jakey asa boyfriend is only annoying to me because i think he’s boring #he’s like an npc to me idk like he just exists so my friend has a Boyfriend #even when she talks about him no further personality shines through it’s so boring #like good for them they’re happy whatever. i wish he didn’t exist tho