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God Wanted Me Dead // Lams

The famous; you saved my life, now you gotta put up with me. Tumblr post, "god wanted me dead, now you get to find out why"

Ship: Lams

AU: Modern AU

TW: Death mention

A request from Wattpad!

"You saved my life!"

Alexander clutched onto John's front and gasped for any breath he could muster. His chest heaved with every shaky inhale he dragged into his lungs.

"Of course! I couldn't just let the bus hit you!" John explained, holding Alex up as he regained any and all strength in his legs. Alexander patted John's arm and John let go of him. "You sure you're alright?" John asked, brushing a little bit of dirt off the smaller mans shoulder.

"I'm fine, thank you. How can I repay you?" Alexander gazed up at him joyously, he began to dig through his pockets. "I only have my card on me... if you give me a minute I can run to an ATM-"

"Hey, dude it's fine. You don't have to give me anything," John held his hands up and smiled, "I'm just happy to help."

Alexander halts his search through his hoodie and looks up again. "Then... let me buy you a cup of coffee? Please, I gotta thank you in someway!" He insisted, "unless you don't drink coffee... in which case there's a really nice boba tea place-"

"You talk a lot, don't you?" John interrupts with a chuckle, "you must be studying law." He gestured to Alexander's college sweater with the embroidered word, "PRINCETON". Princeton was one of the most prestige universities in New York, and John was rather impressed.

"How'd you guess?" Alexander looked quite smug as he spoke, the shine in his eyes growing and glowing.

John smiled, "it's a gift," he insisted.

Alexander narrowed his eyes and shook his head lightly. "Listen uh... John? You look like a John," Laurens listened intently and gasped, "holy crap did I guess correctly?" Alexander interrupts his sentence when John's expression of surprise registers with him.

John nodded.

"Well, John, what I'm trying to say is... theres this nice coffee shop called Beanies just down the road if you'll let me buy you a cup," Alexander explained.

John smiled slyly, "I'd like that a lot..." He made a gesture with his hands, clearly awaiting for him to introduce himself.

"Alexander. Alexander Hamilton." Alex gaze dwindles upwards as he looked into the sky, his pupils squinting, becoming cat like.

"Well Alexander, Alexander Hamilton, I would love for you to buy me a coffee," John smiled sweetly, placing his hands in his brown suede jacket pockets. "I've never had a coffee from Beanies, I typically use the Starbucks down the street."

"Yeah? Well they sell damn good coffee there," Alexander began to walk down the street, John following hot on his heels. "So, Mr John, what do you do?" He asked sombrely as they turn the corner. They pass a Starbucks and John looks in longingly.

"Oh me? I'm in a vet apprenticeship!" He beamed with a passion and cracked his knuckles, taking them out of his pockets.

"How intellectual," he mused with a hum, stopping abruptly at the glass door of the coffee shop.

"After you."

John sipped an americano, watching Alexander fumble as he desperately tries to pour a packet of sugar into his coffee. "Want some help there, bud?" John offered, extending his hand.

Alexander swatted him away. "No! I can do it myself, bitch."

John blinked.

"Sorry," Alexander said with sorrow, "I shouldn't be so snappy, you stopped me from dying."

John laughed, as he wasn't quite sure how to reply.

"You know... I've been having quite the few near-death experiences recently..." Alexander mused absent-mindedly.

"Maybe you're just to powerful for god to handle," John chuckled as he took large drink from his large americano.

"God keeps trying to nerf me," Alexander chuckled amusingly, glancing up from his drink and smiled.

"How peculiar!" John brimmed with joy.

"So, tell me about yourself, John!" Alexander insisted, his cup clattering onto the table as he placed it down in a hurry. His smile shone in the dim cafe light.

John shuffled slightly uncomfortably, and coughed into his fist. "Well... I'm from Charleston, South Carolina... uh..." he trailed in thought, "I have 4 siblings." Alexander furrowed his brow as John spoke. He was evidently sweating and appeared to be unsure, but he didn't cease in speaking, so Alex continued to listen.

"My family is Christian, unlike myself." He stopped, "sorry if I'm being too personal!"

"No, no, I like to listen, go on." Alexander found himself leaning on his hands, elbows planted on the table.

"Well. I'm pretty gay, and my father wasn't too happy with that. So, he lost a son, and I lost a dad."

Alexander frowned.

"But, please! Tell me about you!" John gestured to Alexander with a wave of his hand before tucking hair behind his ear.

"Oh me?" Alexander pondered for a second, "I grew up in Nevis, in the Caribbean... uhh... I was raised by my mom, but she died when I was 12. I came here, New York, at 19 after a hurricane destroyed my town." John was sure Alexander was still talking ten minutes later. But...

If he was still talking John didn't know what about. He was just stuck watching Alex's lips move and watching the way his eyes perked up whenever he smiled.

"You?"

Oh god. He hadn't been listening.

"Huh? Oh! Pardon? Could you repeat the question?" John blabbered the reply he knew always worked in vet school.

"I'm 20, you?" Alexander repeated with a slight roll of his eyes.

"Right! I'm 21!" John grinned.

They tell the story often, of how they met. The details are usually exaggerated beyond comprehension.

It's a year after that date. John is strung across the couch, when the all too familiar sound of Alexander rocketing downstairs sounds.

He appears in the doorway of the living room, a ginger cat in his arms.

"Hey, Lexi."

"Jack."

"What've you got there?" John asked.

Alexander glanced down at the cat. He paused. "Nothing."

"Doesn't look like nothing," John sighed.

"Its a cat."

"How long have you had this cat hidden from me?"

"A month."

John heaved a breath out and stood up, the words of David Copperfield on the TV still ringing in his ears. He walked over to Alexander and gazed down at him.

Alexander swallowed the lump gathering quickly in his throat.

"What's his name?" John questioned brightly with a shining beam. He scratched the cat behind the ears and listened to him purr.

"Jackie..."

"Good thing I'm not allergic, ay?" John laughed. "Next time, tell me."

"Hey! You saved my life, now you have to put up with me!" Alexander insisted.

"I don't think that's the saying."

"It is now."

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c0ffeebee · 5 years

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Give me your opinion about Carlos or give me death. *insert elmo in hell png*

also @kamiqueen

How I feel about this character:

i will physically fight for him, he is precious to me

All the people I ship romantically with this character:

well everyone knows harlos is my biggest otp in descendants fandom, so yes of course harry, i don’t know how i fell into that rabbit hole, but i don’t want to get out don’t even try me, harry said “woof” and i said look that’s love, bitches

ben as i mentioned in previous ask, everything about this ship is amazing, they are so gay for each other is hurts, i mean chocolate? good boy? “you need to not stare”? let him stare carlos you fool literary taming the beast? gay

then of course harry x carlos x ben

uma x harry x carlos DON’T ASK, i read a fic and i loved it, and what about it??

i also love the concept of carlos x sea 3

My non-romantic OTP for this character:

evie, honestly their friendship gives me life i love them so so much, to me they are siblings (tho i don’t judge anyone who reads them romantically)

and also the core four in general

My unpopular opinion about this character:

oh boy… so, most of the fandom sees carlos like this innocent sunshine baby, and HE IS sunshine baby, BUT he’s not weak, he’s not awkward, he’s not a coward, he doesn’t get intimidated easily, and he’s not a ball of nerves, he’s not a blushing blubbering mess

carlos is strong and courageous, he’s fast and smart and sly, and anyone who underestimates him is a fool

he was the first of all the vks to stand up to his mom, and he wasn’t even careful about it, he full on shouted at her, he was the only one who knew what to do when the alarm go off in the museum, while the others were running for their lifes caros was chill af and dealt with the problem

when harry barked at him he didn’t. even. flinch. although phobia of dogs was something from his past

he fought gil out of all people for fuck’s sake! gil is like one and a half heads taller than him and carlos just went “ben, get your ass out of here i got this”???

the only reason why he was so awkward with asking jane out was because he did something like this for the first time in his whole life, BUT even then he at the end of the day literally grabbed her by the hand and was like ok enough of all that please listen to me i’m trying to be bold here

i can went on and on about this but you get the idea, carlos de vil is my son who grew up strong and beautiful and he can kick all of our asses

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:

that’s it

also i would have liked it if they kept wigs far away from him and let carlos have cam’s curly hair

and yeah i would have liked more of him in d3 in general and more interactions with sea 3 and core 4

give me a character and I’ll break their ass down

#Anonymous #bee answers #carlos de vil #descendants #long post

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