#'do you know how to walk on your knees?'

[lightasthesun]

kinda wild that a 2012 TV show introduced their main male characters to us by basically having their dynamic be -"shut up!" and "make me!"

#glorious #'do you know how to walk on your knees?' #'do you want me to show you?' #'you can't talk to me like that' #'oh im sorry. how long have you been training to be a prat *my lord*' #'oh no what are you gonna do? get your daddys men to protect you?' #KSJFJDJSKSKSKS #FUCKING WILD #iconic iconic iconic #everyone say thank you BBC #bbc shows #merthur #bbc merlin

[nyxi-pixie]

if your ship has never said anything unbelievably suggestive to each other that the mainstream audience somehow can ignore like it didnt happen or sound like that then are they even your ship?

#'its no use. im completely familiar with your moves your timing. your thrusts.' 🧐🤔🤨🤔🤔🧐🧐🤨😟😟😟🧐😟🤨🧐🤨😨🤔😨🤔😟🤔🤔😟😨😨😨 #*shoves head down on crotch for safety reasons or smt. he really could have gone for Any other pose but he chose head on dick TWICE* #'aw poor baby want me to pick up where he left off?' i KNOW this is only in dub but by fuck what was the REASON? #*calls the sight of the other tied up a glorious view better than a billion dollar masterpiece* #actually half of the shit skk says to or about each other is like this #anyway enough of them. #*fucking sniffs the air and recognises the homie's scent after apparently not seeing eo in 10 yrs* #'i could take you apart with one blow' i could take you apart w less than that' #'do you know how to walk on your knees' #honestly u gotta hand it to em. merthur came out SWINGING. bc wdym ur saying this freaky shit it is the FIRST EPISODE. #soukoku #satosugu #merthur

[writer-room]

Hey. The Finders have no idea that Bonzle was captured. Fritz and Spitz are still waiting, playing video games in the Monastery, for Cole to bring their sister out of hiding now that the blood moon is over. Geo is still sitting by the window, watching and waiting for a dragon on the horizon to return his kid safe and sound. Cole took a very unsure Bonzle, assured them all everything would be okay, and they'd be back soon. He promised he'd find a way to protect her.

Don't think about how they'll smile when Cole finally trudges back, happy to know he's okay. Especially don't think about the Finders stopping, looking out over the group, and how Cole can't look them in the eyes when they turn to him and ask; where's Bonzle?

#ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #lego ninjago #dragons rising #bonzle #finders #cole #cole brookstone #geo #fritz #spitz #text post #angst #talk #LISTEN TO ME #COLE LOST 2 WHOLE FAMILY MEMBERS DURING THAT BLOOD MOON #HES GOING TO NOT BE OKAY!!!!!!! HES DOING SO BAD #mans is a FATHER and he PROMISED he'd keep his kid safe. he promised it to the OTHERS #and hes going to have to walk back up those steps and admit to being a LIAR and a FAILURE #hes not obviously sht just went sideways but you KNOW he blames himself #geo very worriedly stayed behind w fritz & spitz FULLY TRUSTING that cole would keep bonzle safe & bring her back #he loves him so much (in a gay way. u know it to be true) so he trusts him IMPLICITLY to keep them safe. hes done it before #can you imagine the HORROR when cole comes back and hes...alone. with no one else but the other ninja (minus 1) #geo realizing what happened before the kids. the way everything just freezes and drops. cole curled so tight in on himself #and cole cant say hes sorry because he cant even look at them. he lost family hes had for over a decade & a kid he claimed his own for year #you saw how he was w child wu. you saw how desperate he was to keep bonzle safe. AND KAI IS GONE TOO??? #homeboy is having the literal worst day ever. imagine him trying to tuck fritz & spitz close while on one knee trying to explain it all #and bro jsut feels like hes literally the worst person in the world #something something 'you dont get to stay with the ninja & be happy. i tried to protect you from what hurt me as a kid' #'and instead your right in the thick of it'

[awakenedinterrupted]

arthur and merlin are so horrendously down bad for each other from day 1 it’s embarrassing

#merlin #merthur #im rewatching #i could take you apart with one blow #i could take you apart with less than that #tell me merlin do you know how to walk on your knees

[northpolardog]

it’s always

“hey what’s your name?”

and never

“You've had your fun, my friend.” “Do I know you?” “Er, I'm Merlin.” “So I don't know you.” “No.” “Yet you called me ‘friend.’” “That was my mistake.” “Yes, I think so.” “Yeah. I'd never have a friend who could be such an ass.” “Or I one who could be so stupid.”

#bbc merlin #merlin #merthur #do you know how to walk on your knees?

[fluffypotatey]

happy 15 anniversary to bbc merlin releasing their pilot all so i could find it 10-8 years later and discover their once and future fandom thus giving me the courage to actually interact with a fandom and gain lifelong friends who i treasure so dearly

#mhm yeah bbc merlin did this all for me :3 #dragoon told me #jk jk lmao #bbc merlin #happy anniversary to 'do you know how to walk on your knees' episode

[laniidae-passerine]

I know some people are talking about Sally and Barry attempting to emulate their mentors in certain situations, which backfires on them, but I don’t think Barry gave up on trying to be Fuches halfway through. Actually, it was a perfect impression. When he started screaming down the line at Hank, it’s because that’s what Fuches does. Whenever Barry tells him firmly that it’s over and he’s not going to help Fuches anymore, Fuches loses his shit; he yells at Barry that he’s pathetic, he won’t survive without him, when I find you motherfucker! Barry’s mistake was failing to recognise that Hank isn’t him. Hank respects himself, genuinely cares about other people and, most importantly, won’t degrade himself just to feel like somebody loves him. But Barry absolutely would and, with all his other damage, that’s why he’s furious that Hank somehow says no to him.

#barry will always walk on his knees for a hundred miles through the desert #but Hank will ​let the soft animal of his body love what it loves #and he would never ever do himself damage for somebody to use him. Barry always does #I’m not defending Barry btw I’m not that vein of Barry fan I hope he explodes in an explosion and fuches and maybe gene comes with <3 #but Barry has never been loved unselfishly. never been loved by somebody not using him. so he understands love as sacrifice and pain ONLY #love is not gentle. love is a thousand tiny needles. love is their teeth embedded in your heart #so when Hank - who knows love can be both sacrifice and tenderness that you expose the worst of you and have it kissed and not cut open - #when he doesn’t adhere to this system Barry has in his head (when he basically says ‘no. this not how love or the world really works.’) #Barry fucking loses it. The way Fuches loses it. because to them love is pain and if they don’t hurt you they don’t love you #and if they hurt you (no matter how awfully) then you forgive them in the end. you get to be a little upset. but you always go back. always #but Hank won’t and he doesn’t need to! he is loved openly and honestly and any pain comes from having to grow and understand not from abuse #and Barry loathes him for it. he hates it. and he’s never going to get out and he’ll never be free. he is sick sick sick #and there’s not a cure in the world for it anymore #not when he let it fester and get worse and worse and worse. and now it’s over before it’s over. #ANYWAYYYYT #barry #barry hbo #monroe fuches #noho ​hank #barry berkman #edit: yeah turns out Hank will also kill it though. oops!

[hopefulbuthelpless]

Watching reviews of booktok books is such a surreal experience because im finding even the summaries too cringe to withstand and so i go to escape into the comments and its entirely people who are super into it. Like i go to find other people talking abt how badly written this shit is and its all "omg ive been so obsessed w these books so glad youre talking about these <3" like i beg your fucking pardon?????

#HOW. HOW DO PEOPLE UNİRONİCALLY READ THESE THINGS WİTHOUT WANTING TO KILL THEMSELVES #it really truly feels like that meme of where the fuck am i. hello. who are you people and which fuckin pod did yall walk out of??? #WDYMMMM THE CRAWL TO ME SCENE IS HOT. THE 2 MINUTE SNAPSHOT THAT WAS READ OUT WAS ENOUGH TO TAKE ME BACK TO WATTPAD JEFF THE KILLER X READER #circa 2018. like how are yalls standards SO LOW #like im not gonna act like im better than everyone reading smut. nicke btw youre not allowed to comment on the ao3 author thing. i KNOW #i also have trash taste but at least my trash is well fucking written which this shit decidedly is not #its giving astarion “on. your. knees.' played as romantic and also IN THE REAL WORLD and worse written. tbh

[edgelite]

seth saying he doesnt want his first match back to be mania and expects to come back after a month

#he did an interview somewhere today like. you have an injury that takes 6-8 weeks to heal you could barely walk #and youre gonna be doing your shit again after 4 ??????? #i dont. its not... i dont know how to put this into words. Im happy for him and im glad that its not so serious that hell miss out on mania #but i dontttt like him pushing himself 😭 and maybe he isnt i havent been in sports in literal years #and if anyones an expert on knee injuries its HIM. but man. Man 🧍 #ill do my fucking. lebron james dark rituals or whatever. i hope he recovers well and safely 🙏🫶 #txt

[bisaster-energy]

IT'S BEEN FIFTEEN YEARS. MERLIN HAS BEEN AROUND FOR FIFTEEN WHOLE YEARS. WISH HER A HAPPY BIRTHDAY OR I START BLASTING

#i cant believe bbcm is younger than spn #for fifteen years merlin and arthur were gay #dragon's call you are so famous forever #do you know how to walk on your knees! i can take you apart with less than that! #arthur merlin gwen morgana they were so young! so childish! still hopeful!! #none of them knew. even merlin with that all encompassing power. even knowing the prophecy he couldn't know #happy birthday merlin

[quick-drawn-a]

     do y’all ever just think about the most random shit about your muses and go absolutely feral —

#✯ — нorѕeѕ ιn тнe вacĸ × [ ooc ] #i'm talkin' like — the smallest fuckin' things too #like...your muse in casual wear. #i imagined jesse in a basic ass t-shirt and went absolutely bananas. #or like — how he licks the cake batter bowl CLEAN. #how he starts brushing his teeth right — five seconds later he's roaming the entire fuckin' house #with his toothbrush hanging out of his mouth — AND HE'LL WALK AROUND LIKE THAT FOR 20 MINUTES. #how he can only sleep with socks on ?? #he hums a lot when he's at ease — if he's just strolling around base you'll hear the tune of one of his favorite songs at the moment. #did you know he's physically unable to cross his legs — like... #he can't sit cross legged on the floor...he also can't touch his toes without bending his knees. #he's supposed to wear reading glasses but doesn't ! because he's hardheaded !! #he's REALLY good at tying knots and knows a very wide variety...........do with that information as you will. #THERE'S JUST SO MANY LITTLE THINGS I LOVE HIM — #tbd

[afieldinengland]

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#i’m starting to wonder if i hate myself for having been born a transsexual #it’s not shame— but there’s something in the way i think about myself that’s deep and bitter. i don’t know. well i’ve never enjoyed myself #in general. i’ve never been ashamed of it and i’ve never been proud of it in fact i hate talking about it entirely #and i’ve realised i don’t even like thinking about it too deeply. too knee-deep in history’s men-image #(by which he means richard ii and oscar wilde and injured knights with long hair and poets on laudanum and artists on cocaine) #i feel sick. it isn’t a sickness because i can’t be ‘cured’ and i don’t want to be and it’s intrinsic but modern vocabulary feels heavy in #my mouth and puts me in a petri dish. even ‘transsexual’ feels like uber modern parlance sometimes. i can’t do it #but that’s the word. just sometimes i think it would have all been easier if things had gone otherwise. and i know that makes me bad at thi #i have to speak to you in your language. and i don’t know what i mean by that or even where that thought comes from. it’s your language #i should be in the bronze age right now i’m sorry i got waylaid. i got lost #i can’t stop being it but if i think too much about it i start wanting to eat my own fingers and i think— and this is my hypothesis— #it’s because i’ve never enjoyed myself i’ve never been in a healthy relationship and i can’t remember the last time i had fun #but then that’s another thing i’m not made for. that’s a lie there is a desperate aesthete in here who has been so starved of hedonism for #as long as i’ve had him that he’s hoarse. i’m tired i’ve been walking for nine hundred years my feet hurt #i don’t know. why me why now et cetera. i’m just wondering if i don’t despise myself a bit for it— like it’s a trick i did in a past life #again. it’s a privilege. it’s more intrinsic to my personhood than blood type or astigmatism or that weird thing i have with my hip #and i could be proud of it if only i could work out how. i’m content— in the same way i’m content with everything— but i don’t know. #i don’t like talking about it i don’t like thinking about it because it feels like i’m losing the game i’m constantly playing against mysel #in my head. i’m my own personal spin doctor you see #whatever. sorry. in light of doing better i can get this out too. can you believe i haven’t been kissed in years

[lunatheskier]

Happy 15th anniversary to the most iconic lines ever spoken in television history

#bbc merlin #do I even actually need to quote them? #I could take you apart with one blow #I could take you apart with less than that #do you know how to walk on your knees #how long have you been training to be a prat my lord

[theflyingfeeling]

I feel like Joel’s always kneeling on stage 😂

He sure likes being on his knees a lot... 👀

#aleksi when he first saw joel: ''tell me joel...do you know how to walk on your knees?'' #(i love you of you know the reference) #(@ ju 😘) #*if #anon asks #answered asks

[dykeomania]

ellie watching dina get on her knees at the beck and call (not sexually but shit while you're there you might as well take off his fucking belt) of her ex boyfriend who so happens to be the father of her unborn child, AFTER they just got into a fight is the messiest shit i have ever witnessed take place in the sidelines of a video game

#the last of us #mia what are you talking about #ellie williams #AND SHE JUST WALKED THE FUCK AWAY LIKE #ELLIE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO LMFAOOOOOOO #BRO HONESTLY? #i would've shot him #abby i got this fr #OKAY MAYBE NOT BUT LIKE #GET THE FUCK UP #GIRL #GET OFF OF YOUR FUCKING KNESJDJSDDS #DO YOU KNOW HOW PAINFUL THAT MUST'VE BEEN #its like those fucking tiktoks #with like the hard rap music and its like her bf just broke up with her before the game #except its ellie before shes about to go out and commit murder but she just witnessed her girlfriend get down on her knees for her ex bf #within TWO MINUTES OF HIM ?!?@?!??! ENTERING THE FUCKING THEATER #IM SO SIICIDICKCKSKSNSKKN KDSDF #I WOULD'VE LOST MY GODDAMN MIND

[milfygerard]

AAAAAUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHH

#barry.txt #taylor swift #<- just so you know #when your midas touch on the chevy door november flush and your flannel cure this dorm was once a madhouse i made a j #oke well its made for me how. evergreen our group of friends dont think we'll say that word again and soon theyll have the nerve to deck th #e halls that we once walked through one for the money two for the show i never was ready so i watched you go sometimes you just dont kn #ow the answer til someones on their knees and asks you she wouldve made such a lovely bride #WHAT A SHAME SHES FUCKED IN THE HEAD!!!!! #they said but youll find the real thing instead #shell patch up the tapestry that i shred. #wait is she doing tolerate it