#🐳

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

#talkin #tik tok #mndiaye 97 #whales #humpback whale #orca #killer whale #🐋 #🐳

[emojiturtledaily]

Day 833: 🐢 & 🐳

#🐢 #🐳 #turtle #emoji #emoji keyboard #alternate version #the official emoji combo uses the one spurting water #the one i made thats closest to this the one without the water #🐋

[ornithologyorthodoxy]

2/12/2

the whale lamps have survived the kiln

#art #🐳 #moby dick #whale #lamp #handmade #ceramics #slipcasting #porcelain #clay #whaling #scrimshaw

[adiposesaleswoman]

piggy pen

#art #fat art #ffa bhm #belly kink #fat kink #fat grand order #whaling (gacha) for whales (obese) #🐳

[recka24]

#michael yerger #🐳

[cpericardium]

you need to be obsessed with MOBY DICK

instructions got scrambled. now becoming obsessed with .... DICK

#ask me anything #🐳

[history-of-stitchery]

Although it is absolutely important to acknowledge and face the author’s intent especially when it comes to matters such as racism, IF for a second, we indulge in a modern interpretation and kill Melville for a sec,

Queequeg is absolutely fucking with these bitches. He is the funniest motherfucker here.

Him “OOoOooOhhh, Ishmael! Look at this guy! I’m going to sit on this guy because that’s definitely what my people do. OOoHhh I could kill him very easily! Imma sAvAGE 🤪”

Ishmael “😨😨😨😨😨 OMG DON’T”

EDIT!!!: after posting this a lot of wonderful, smart people have taught me about shit I didn’t know, and I would like to add on that there is a possibility that Melville WAS showing Queequeg playing jokey jokes on Mr. White know-it-all Presbyterian, and I wanted to acknowledge this in the original post. There’s more discussion in the reblogs and comments, for those interested.

At the end of the day none of us knew Melville, so we unfortunately cannot ever truly know his intentions for anything. Boy I would like to have a conversation with that man though.

It’s the magic of whale weekly: we get to

✨think✨ about literature.

#whale weekly #🐳 #live laugh love learn lunge harpoons

[idoweirdcrap]

TO ALL MY KLANCE SHIPPERS

its 12 am and im trying so hard not to cackle https://youtu.be/hikknYOHaOI?si=5fWYGAh2STpWiIRw

#🐳 #klance #crack #funny shit

[levitatingminkewhale]

so which modern bitch are they going to isekai this time

my bet is on one of those post-game stupid hairdo dudes from Sword and Shield, to force people to care about them

#🐳 #what was their name again. swordward and shieldbert? #pokemon #pokemon legends za

[puphoods]

migaloo the humpback whale

#chirps #🐳 #his mame means whitefella. btw #whale #whales #beast of an animal

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

#talkin #tik tok #🐋 #🐳 #mndiaye 97 #whales #beluga #narwhal #animals

[emojiturtledaily]

Day 465: 🐢 & 🐳

Ko-Fi | Patreon

#🐢 #🐳 #turtle #emoji #handcrafted

[cultrise]

this is sort of random but- What if Hobie finds out his talokanil gf had been using her siren song against him? (against him like, using it so he would stay infatuated with her forever)

🐳

honestly, i think he’d feel betrayed. or like, not good abt it.

because he’d think it’s a pretty stupid thing to do and will feel hurt “d’ya not think we’ll last or?.. is that what you’re tryin’ to say?” he definitely needs time to think abt this whole situation, its complicated.

#𐙚 — inbox. #🐳

[safetycar-restart]

A little Hh!carlos thought I had from one of your recent posts but maybe where his wife is working from home that day and Carlos is wearing a little maid outfit throughout the day.

So for example they start out their morning slow and sweet filled with touches and kisses. After a while they stand and get ready to each do their own thing for a bit, she stands up and goes to her office while he changes into his little outfit in hope to surprise her. (He’s wearing nothing underneath of course.) He’s starting to wash dishes and she eventually comes out of her office to get a drink snd snack and is in shock at what she sees. Her pretty boy dressed up in a small maid outfit slightly bent over and sweaty from cleaning ready to be used by her. He doesn’t even notice her until her hands grab his hips, slowly run down and start touching him. He lets out little gasps and whimpers but she just cant help it Carlos is just her perfect boy!!!

(Side note: I was wondering if I could claim 🐳 emoji. Thank you have a good day/night!!)

Welcome 🐳 anon!! I’ll add your emoji to the claimed list and I’m so excited to hear more from you because I LOVE this thought so much.

So firstly, I think we need to discuss how much Carlos loves when you work from home? Honestly it's Carlos's favourite type of day when you're working from home. And because of that, you always try to arrange your schedule so that you get at least one day a week where you can work from home. Of course sometimes it's not possible, but you always try for it.

Every Sunday before bed you and Carlos will go over the schedule for the week, Carlos packs the dishwasher and cleans the kitchen while you sit at the kitchen island with your computer, the google calendar open. You love to watch the way Carlos's eyes light up when he hears you're working from home one day. He immediately starts making plans for what he's going to do that day, what will be for breakfast and lunch and dinner, what other things he can bring you throughout the day, what he can wear.

He just THRIVES knowing that his wife is upstairs in her office, working hard and earning money for the two of them.

This week, you're work from day is on Thursday, and Carlos has spent the days leading up to Thursday thinking about how excited he is for Thursday.

Carlos wakes you up in the morning with some water with mint, kissing your cheek and telling you that breakfast will be ready in twenty minutes. You thank him, praising him for being the best sub you could ever ask for.

Twenty minutes later, you come downstairs having showered and quickly changed into some comfy clothes. You're working from home, so no need to dress up.

Carlos has breakfast ready on the kitchen island when you get there, scrambled eggs and pieces of fruit, toast and bacon and coffee. Even some frenchtoast too.

It's excessive even for Carlos's standards, but you've learnt that this is just what carlos does on the days you work from home, cause he's so so happy! You eat breakfast with him, with Carlos kneeling at your feet and being handfed, because he had been so good for you that he absolutely deserved to be handfed.

Carlos is in absolute heaven of course, because he made his wife breakfast and got handfed from his wife and got praised and now his wife will be working from home while he cleans the house. It's a perfect day in his opinion.

After breakfast, you give Carlos a long kiss and then head up to your office to start actually working.

Carlos cleans up the kitchen, and then changes into his maid outfit. He has plenty of different versions of the maid outfit, but maybe you've never actually seen the one he's wearing? Because he just has to surprise you.

After a few hours of working, you decide to take a quick break, get some coffee and a snack. You know that you could call Carlos and he would happily bring you some coffee and a snack, but you know that by now he'll be busy cleaning the house and you honestly just want to surprise him.

So he really isnt expecting you to walk in while he's busy washing the dishes in his maid outfit, which is the best surprise ever.

You simply have to hug him from behind, giving his pecs a little squeeze and kissing his neck, whispering in his ear that he looks so hot and that you're so so lucky. He smiles, thanking you for the complement and continuing to wash the dishes. He doesn't even flinch when you slip your hand under his skirt to cup his cock, which is nicely tucked away in his cage of course. He just lets out a little whine, continuing to wash the dishes like the good service sub he is.

You tell him that you'd like some coffee and a snack, and then go back to your office because you know he'll come with what you've asked for.

As expected, Carlos comes back to your office within ten minutes with your coffee and snack. He's still in his pretty maid outfit, and you simply have to move to the couch in your office and let Carlos come with you. He sits next to you, your hand resting outrageously high on his thigh as you drink your coffee and eat your snack. You can tell carlos is horny, and probably about two seconds away from getting to his knees and asking if he can taste you, but you have work to do.

So instead, you tell Carlos when to have lunch ready and then let let him know that after lunch, you'll let him kneel between your legs while you finish working if he would like. Which, of course he would like.

He calls you when lunch is ready, and then happily follows you back up to your office after. He has a special pillow at your desk that he kneels on, and he gets on it, nuzzling into your thigh and letting out little pants because he wants to taste!

You let Carlos eat you out, running a hand through his hair. You direct him with your hand, pulling him away by his hair when you need a break and pulling him back into you by his hair when you're ready for him to continue. You don't need to say a thing.

Carlos is in absolute heaven, hearing the sounds of you typing or writing above, getting to eat you out and kneel against your thigh. It's the perfect way to spend an afternoon.

When you're finished working, you stand him up, give his ass a little spank and send him off to go make dinner.

#🐳 #sub!carlos #house husband!carlos #house husband!au #cs #nsfw. #f!reader

[i-wonder-comic]

Let's Talk About S:2

So, you can already read the first few episodes that are coming up on my other blog, @idoweirdcrap, just while I transition all my strips and I Wonder-related content to here, so read them if you haven't already. (They might already be fully moved by the time you're reading this, I don't know.)

But, in short, does anyone have any questions or comments about I Wonder? I'd love to hear anything you have to say!

Quick shoutout to @artbycs and @klance-headcanons-official (and @jvlz-the-unicorn I guess, bozo) for being my most avid readers! I'd love to hear more of what you have to say! (not you, Julian. No one cares about you.)

Anyways. Rip me. Julian is now gonna spam me in Discord, and I must prepare for the DOOMSDAY that shall follow. 💀💀💀

#🐳 #real life #comic art #lets chat #ideas #what about you? #what do you think? #lets talk #about stuff

[miunadoll]

#mine♡︎ #kawaii #whale #🐳 #kawaii stuff