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anon who the hell are you
why am i one of your "base baddest bitch elves"
what is this
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hello, i absolutely ADORE your writing! i've been binging your horny jail list and there is no crawling back up (not that i would want to c; ).
may i request a touchy m!villain x f!hero that's just hella touch starved,, which turns into something steamyyy (on my knees for nsfw please i beg 🛐♨️)
i was going to go anon for this but to not add the picture is a crime havxahs tysm and stay safe!! <3
@epiclamer
“Darling, self destruction is seldom ever good for the person doing the destructing,” the villain mumbled. His interest was exclusively on her injured hand. “What did you do this time?”
The hero’s heart was pumping blood as fast as it would during a fight. She didn’t look at his eyes either, instead she stared at his fingers. They looked devilishly elegant.
“…I was searching for a stolen artefact,” she confessed. “Turns out thieves have a few brutal moves.”
“Hm.” Once his eyes met hers, she didn’t really know how to act. His eyes were so intense, so focused, it made her feel seen for the first time in her life. And that was scary, considering he was a villain. “Let me take a better look at this.”
His hands brushed, only brushed, her shoulder and she felt dizzy immediately. Those hands would be the death of her. They were too seducing. Too pretty. She told herself over and over again that they were just hands.
But it wasn’t about that. It was about what those hands could do.
“If you allow me, of course.”
“Yeah. You’re good with anatomy and medical stuff.” The villain smiled at her softly as he laid his hands on her hips.
“You’re adorable,” the villain whispered into her ear. “Now, let’s look at this…”
Suddenly, he lifted her onto the counter, his hands on the hero’s waist with a firm yet gentle grip. The hero couldn’t swallow her little gasp. Out of instinct, she’d grabbed his shoulders which made her blush uncontrollably now.
Slowly, he pushed her knees apart to stand in-between them. Once the work was halfway done, she noticed how excellent his hands were at bandaging hers.
His touch filled a hole inside of her heart that she never knew existed. She couldn’t deny that she wanted more when he finished wrapping her bloody knuckles.
“I always hated you,” he said, “because you were so…untouchable.”
“How lovely,” she said, letting out a dry huff. But her heart skipped a beat when the villain drew circles into her thighs. His breath was hot as it grazed her skin.
“I thought I was jealous of you. How everybody loved you and celebrated your accomplishments while I was the bad guy.” His index finger followed her jawline with more care than she ever expected him to be capable of. “But then I realised that I hated you for not being mine.”
His lips touched her neck carefully, as if she was something sacred. And the hero thought she was going crazy.
She let out a helpless whimper, her fingers twisting the soft fabric of his shirt.
“Fuck…” he said as he pulled back. Apparently he had noticed her reaction. And misjudged it. “Fuck, I’m so selfish. I’m so sorry, I didn’t even ask you—”
The hero’s pulse was thrumming in her throat as she made the decision.
“No. Touch me.” She took his hands into hers and led them to her chest. “Please.”
He looked surprised, shocked even. But the hero was desperate. She needed this. She needed him. So, she didn’t mind his reaction. Sure, it was embarrassing. There was no one else in her apartment, though…
“Okay,” he mumbled. “Okay.”
She wanted to say more but his lips crashed into hers. The hero could tell he was greedy. His hand in her hair, his other on her waist: all of him pulled the hero towards the villain.
Soon enough, she felt his tongue in her mouth as it pushed gently and demanded attention. The hero was blushing so hard it hurt. She knew she couldn’t stop here. It was too hot. And yet, it wasn’t enough. She wanted more. She needed it.
The villain pulled the hero’s hips against his own which made the hero get even more embarrassed. She could feel what she did to him. She could feel how much he wanted her. She could feel it as his body was pressed against hers.
Eventually, he moved on from her mouth to her neck. Sucking hickeys gently into her skin was something he was remarkably good at.
“Holy shit,” she mumbled.
“Are you okay?” he asked. He looked at the finished hickey and let his tongue go over it before he was satisfied. It made her bite back a moan.
“Yeah, it’s…we’re actually doing this.” She smiled. They were doing this. And it was awesome. It was forbidden and wrong and traitorous. But god, it felt so good.
He chuckled before he answered.
“Yeah, darling we are.” His right hand wandered from her waist down her hip and then finally between her legs.
All the injuries were forgotten. All the insults they’d thrown at each other. All the death wishes and evil schemes.
The hero squeezed her eyes shut and gasped again as his finger rubbed against her sensitive spots. Two layers. Only two layers separated his fingers from where she needed him the most.
“Please…no teasing. I can’t handle it.” He was in the middle of sucking another hickey into her skin but she felt him smile against her neck. Her breathing got quicker as he took care of her with a preciseness and skill she’d never experienced before.
Ultimately, he answered. His hand which wasn’t pleasuring her, squeezed her thigh.
“Say that you’re mine,” he said.
And then, with no hesitation.
“I’m yours.”
“Good girl.”
He made sure to be careful when he pulled down her pants and right after, her panties. But by god, he had to recall to be patient. So patient when he pushed a finger and then two into her. He had to be so fucking patient as she moaned his name.
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I love you, your brain and monkey bars 😭 its well written, its lengthy but u did justice on the build up and roller coaster of their relationship.
[Honestly,sincerely and genuinely, would kill jake and erase him on surface of the earth if this was irl] but yeah, liking someone that once did u wrong is so grueling. 💔 I love the plot, you've explored an area of "common day occurence" and made it so interesting by how the characters was written. I love how y/n handled the aftermath. I mean, just the mere thought of entertaining your feelings for someone after doing you something like that is just 💀 but she made sure they both rebuild their life. My girl came back strong 💪💖 Jake's character was also well written. Not everyone's gonna get it the first time, gotta mess it up and go the hard way. Growing up really. You also emphasize enough that no one was letting that shit slide and that was justice. 🤧 [thesmut thou 🙊 was freaking hot👀]♨️
*the long wait for monkey bars was all worth it. Hope your doing well and looking forward to more of your works 💌 no pressure of course💕
[I'd like to interact but im shy 🙈 can i be
🦷 anon?]
omg yes ofc you can be 🦷 anon! my first anon 🤧
but this was so so incredibly sweet thank you! I was so scared since it's been so long that this would disappoint people but thank you for this! Honestly i would never forgive jake either if this was real life but i hope i wrote it in a way that doesn't show that i made oc forgive him too easily or at least without reason
but seriously thank you so much and im really happy to hear how you enjoyed the plot and characters! i really tried my best to flesh them out but once again thank you so much for sending me these nice words you're the best and feel free to drop in as much as you want and you can def look forward to more stuff in the future 💜 lysm mwah 💜
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