#“’it tastes like toothpaste’

[hedgehog-moss]

The farmer I buy hay (and some firewood) from hasn't had time for deliveries yet, and he texted me yesterday to ask what I needed most urgently, hay or wood. Selflessly, I said hay.

That /is/ the gate for hay deliveries! Great memory, Pirlouit. I see what are the important spots in your mental map.

I hope you realise that I'm sacrificing myself for you. By telling our neighbour to prioritise your food over my comfort.

But even if I didn't, I would prioritise you and your hay because I love you. I would freeze to death to ensure you are fed

Would you share your hay with me, though?

I see.

#crawling along #i think of gollum's ''what has it got in its pocketses?'' every time pirlouit tries to raid my pockets with mounting frustration #your big nose doesn't fit in my coat pockets!! stop trying #and you don't even like mints #i tried to give him one once for a taste and it was too minty for him and he spent 30s panting with his mouth wide open #like my baby cousin when she stayed over and forgot her kid toothpaste and had to use my grown-up one #same look of betrayal

[ziggystardustyy]

Regulus black is a mint choc chip kinda guy

#And james is always like 'eww it tastes like toothpaste' #Jegulus #James x regulus #Regulus black #James potter #Headcanon #Marauders

[stupid-puppycat]

RAAAAAAH SPLATFEST TIME!!! GOING WITH TEAM VANILLA!!!

#splatoon #splatfest #agent 8 #agent8 #8 #agent4 #agent 4 #4 #agent3 #agent 3 #3 #agent 96 #agent96 #help me all my friends and my brother are with team chocomint #and no im not changing teams i hate chocomint!!! im with shiver its tastes like toothpaste #inking #octoling

[radarchives]

#obey me #belphegor #celery tastes like toothpaste: vegetable so for once i get him

[ragingtwilight]

tried V8 for the first time since its like never showed up in any stores around me before

that shit slaps bro

cold tomato soup my beloved 🥰

also tried cucumber lays chips?? theyre actually super tasty omg, theyre like a crunchy lil dessert

#theyre only teeny cans but im so happy i like it bc i could only buy them in a 6 pack LMAO #the cucumber lays are pleasant but i cant eat a bunch at once or its a bit overwhelming #like eating too much of a rich dessert but the chips arent rich?? #they make ur throat feel like u just swallowed toothpaste #very refreshing LMAO #BUT THEY ACTUALLY TASTE LIKE CUCUMBER AND NOT PICKLE dude its bananas #they like sweet cucumber slices omg #they were the only kinda foreign chips we saw but i hope we see more omg #i know some countries have crab chips and i want to try those so bad 👀 #the cucumber lays are from china!! #might be japan where they have the seafood flavours? id have 2 check again but im p sure its japan!! #shrimp chips..... bring them to me 👁👁 #grrr

[uknow]

#tvxq #shinki #changmin☆彡 #he would be the type of person to say mint chocolate tastes like toothpaste

[headaching]

#for me it’s brushing teeth 👍 ive hated it as long as i can remember #once i got an autism diagnosis i was like ohhh maybe it’s because of sensory issues #i hate the taste of toothpaste and the messiness and the way the bristles feel #but i hate having a dirty mouth more so we march on #anyway let me know 💕 #my polls

[ode2rin]

Why do u not like mint chocolate????? Most PPL ik love it here😭😭😭😭😭 so do I tbh💀💀💀 it's actually a pretty nice flavour💀💀

nah i can't believe i've been surrounded by mint choco lovers it's time to log out

#yeah i'm one of those ppl who thinks it tastes like toothpaste #imagine you brush your teeth thrice a day #and then you ate mint choco #damn that's like brushing your teeth for the fourth time of the same day #BUT WHY AM I DEFENDING IT THIS HARD #letters to mimi ✿ #letters from: hana 💌

[adamsvanrhijn]

honestly the most life changing living advice i have ever gotten from this website is to have a manual toothbrush, an automatic toothbrush, floss, and mouthwash on your bathroom counter and you should try to use at least one at least once a day. i floss more than i brush now

#(sorry dentist anon... the Sensories...) #(but also i just got prescription toothpaste and mouthwash and my hygienist took care to get ones that taste ok) #(so i think i will do much better than i have been now) #my most Consistent dental hygiene was when i used kids toothpaste but it was like #not enough fluoride... so i am trying to be consistent again #and indeed have been successfully doing the whole routine since being stable on meds again !!

[tomlinsins]

#also I've been wondering this #and coriander tastes like toothpaste is the wildest take i've read akbsjsnsn #i love it #!!! #literally add it in almost everything #the crunch the freshness #it does not taste like toothpaste cmon #😭😭😭 #tumblr polls #axp

[starcures]

#hotdogs are my ex rn bc i bought 2 packs of really gross ones and ate one while i haud covid and it was the worst thing ever #i felt so nauseous and everything INCLUDING TOOTHPASTE tasted like the gross hot dog for a week like actually. psychological torture #but i used to love hot dogs somuch they were my protein.. and i have a different kind in my fridge.. #tal hotdog lore

[bonefall]

Thunderclan seems to be a clan that would like helly, since they like maple syrup. They could make jelly with the berries in their forest, then put it in a tunnel bun and have jelly tunnel buns, but they eat the whole thing, bread and all.

ThunderClan is the population with the highest density of Sweetness Tolerance, probably owing to how berries and other sweets grow best in the forest, making the Clan more tempting to swap to if you have the gene.

100% they would like to sweeten their tunnelbuns, just like they do with other meats. BBQ masters. They love honey-glazed mouse.

#Even cats who can't taste sweet like the sticky feeling of syrup in their jaws #Funny enough it makes sense that ThunderClan is known for having more dental problems than other clans #And doing prevention by using fennel toothpaste #Like how RiverClan gets more ear problems #Tunnelbun Discourse

[volatilechemicalz]

Regular flavor toothpaste is the best thing ever its just toothpaste without bad mint taste autism win

#noodle talks #not art #idk man i didnt know it was even a thing for a while but now its all i get #it literally doesnt taste like anything i love it sm #mint toothpaste can suck it

[chubbswithhuggs]

People are sleeping on york peppermint patties. No one understands her but me.

#they’re TASTY #and I won’t stand for this slander that they’re not #chocolate + peppermint is a good combo and people who say it tastes like sweet toothpaste are WRONG #jovi talks

[strangestcase]

NEW TOOTHPASTE TASTES SO GOOD

#I only wish it also had crunchy bits like the other one #but it tastes the same AND has a nice opalescent finish #however. expensive opalescent toothpaste has NOTHING on my best friend . Transparent blue toothpaste with crunchy bits.

[turtle-crossing-the-road]

icewings look like how mints smell.

that’s it that’s the post.

#wings of fire #icewings #minty fresh #wof icewing #they’d probably taste like toothpaste