Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:
Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.
(You can hear it here)
In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.
getting misgendered by adults but universally correctly gendered by children makes me feel like some sort of fairy creature thats true form is only perceptible to children
good news, ive discovered that the maximum dick size in skyrim as per racemenu sliders is somewhere around the distance between riften and solitude, plus a few more hundred or so miles. give or take a little bit for going well beyond the draw distance
[ID: A captioned Tiktok by @nextdreadpirate. A comment in the middle of the screen says, "Always tip the maid" as a skinny white man trots into the middle of the screen. He's wearing a frilly maid's dress and cap and holding a notebook and pen. The comment disappears as he says, "Hi! Welcome to the maid cafe where we're-" He turns to the right, does the nya hand gesture with each hand, then kicks up a heel, showing off a black pump. "-cuter than kittens!" He finishes, then drops the pose and turns back to face the camera, shuffling a bit closer and leaning in as he talks. "I'm the diversity hire, Bryson. Are you here for the gamer discount?"
A door opens in the background, and Bryson stands up and turns to the left, holding out a warning hand. "Okay, I can explain," he says to people offscreen, starting to laugh. Someone laughingly says, "Oh my god," and another person starts laughing as the video ends. End ID]
just remembered the other day a teen approached me holding a rapidly melting chunk of ice in his hand and asked if i wanted to buy a "limited edition pet rock"
someone grabs your @netherill hand. someone grabs your hand with the same urgency and certainty as an iron shackle clamping down a wanted man's wrist. the hand is rough and clammy, warmer than normal, almost hot to the touch. for a moment you can feel all the bumps and knots in the hand, like old twisted roots or an impure alloy melted in fire and forged into the iron grip around your hand. but it isn't the strength that pulls. no, you feel the magic. warm and ancient, spreading through the sigil, flooding it with foreign arcana, overwhelming it, dominating it, making it tame.
you are sprung loose as much by the hand that pulls as the portal that pushes, ejecting you out of the dimensional void into the bright sunlight. the hand lets go almost as quickly as you are free. its owner skitters backwards, leaving staggered footsteps in the sand. the man looks at you with caged-animal eyes. he smells of cinders and sulfur, like the hells you have all just been through. blackened robe clings to his body torn (rotten?) at the edges. the parts where the fabric doesn't conceal are covered in wrinkled scars of burns, spreading from his hands to his arms, up to his chest and neck. he seems unbothered by any injury, eyeing you instead with concern.
“ ... quite the predicament you got yourself in there. ” he crocks, brushing a strand of long, tar-black hair out of his face. his voice dry as the fallen ashes the color of his mired skin. “ what school of magic is it that you practice? ”
a pause. his eyes fly to the earring of mystra's symbol dangling by your jaw.
Really quick doodles of a few scenes from the stream yesterday. Including combat flirting taunting, gale’s magnificently distracting shoes and.. whatever you wanna call gale agreeing to give 15 gold to astarion 😐😑😐😑😐 (that’s me blinking)
I hate gay people so much. I haven’t been able to hear an imagine dragons song on the radio or in a shop without my brain just IMMEDIATELY being flooded with ‘Okay im imagining his dragon’. People think i just rly hate imagine dragons with the way my face reacts but i don’t im literally fighting such a personal battle against saying something fruity abt mr dragons out of nowhere because the shit gay people say online is so funny